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APC Governors Rochas Okorocha of Imo state and Babatunde Fashola of Lagos state pictured playing around at a function...

Outstanding writer, Adedayo Ademuwagun has compiled a list of 18 states where Jonathan might lose the polls.

With just three weeks from now to the date of the general election, regular commentator on electoral issues, disclosed that the people rooting for President Jonathan are keenly looking forward to March 28 and anticipating a victory for him.

Nevertheless, there are some states where the president might lose this election based on recent history and the sociopolitical circumstances in those states. Here are 18 states where this might happen.

1. Niger
Niger is the only state in the north central that Jonathan lost in 2011. He won the other states in the zone. Nigers mainly Muslim population might be a difficulty for Jonathan again this time.

2. Yobe
Buhari has the upper hand in Yobe and the rest of the north east. Last time Jonathan lost heavily to Buhari in this state. Buhari will likely sweep the votes here this month. Its a core Muslim state.

3. Gombe
Jonathan lost Gombe to Buhari too in 2011. He probably doesnt have much chance here this year either. The Muslim majority in the state isnt leaning in his direction.

4. Borno
Borno has largely been a war zone for some time now. Boko Haram seized parts of the state and imposed a great deal of terror here. The people will probably not be voting for the president because of the way hes handled the fight against insurgency in their area. Buhari will probably win it here.

5. Bauchi
It was an easy win for Buhari in Bauchi last time where he pocketed 82% of the votes. Jonathan almost certainly has no chance of winning in Bauchi this year or in any state in the north east for that matter.

6. Zamfara
Zamfara is a core Muslim state in the north west. Buhari is king here as he is in the rest of the north west. Last time he cleanly swept this zone and Jonathan lost in all the states including Zamfara. This zone is Jonathans worst nightmare.

7. Sokoto
Heres another mainly Muslim state that will be hard for Jonathan to win. He lost here last time even though the PDP runs things in the state. Its not likely he can turn around the situation this year.

8. Kebbi
Buhari defeated Jonathan in Kebbi state in 2011. Hes apparently going to win it here again this time. Jonathans popularity in the area hasnt improved pretty much in the last four years.

9. Katsina
This is where Buhari comes from. His victory in this state is undisputable.

10. Kano
Kano is another stronghold of Buhari. It was a walkover for him here in the last election. Now the APC is also in charge in Kano. Jonathan barely has a chance in this state.

11. Kaduna
Jonathan narrowly lost to Buhari here in 2011 even though the state has a Muslim majority. Its another state where he might lose this month. However, the state is PDP.

12. Jigawa
Buhari beat Jonathan in Jigawa last year and is a lot more popular than the president in this state. But Jonathan might still draw the votes given his party is in charge in the state.

13. Rivers
The governor Rotimi Amaechi is one of Jonathans principal enemy and hes Buharis campaign chief. Jonathan knocked out Buhari completely the last time, but this time the APC have the momentum and the equation has changed.

14. Imo
Buharis party runs the government in this Igbo state and the governor Rochas Okorocha is highly popular among the masses. He can and will probably influence the voters here in favour of his partys candidate. A Jonathan victory here is uncertain.

15. Oyo
Jonathan packed the most votes in the west last time, but things have since changed with the APC merger. Now the west is rooting for Buhari, and Oyo is no exception. Jonathans popularity has greatly dipped among the Yorubas.

16. Osun
Even last time when Jonathan won in other Yoruba states, he lost in this one. The governor Rauf Aregbesola is so popular in the state and hes definitely campaigning for his party, the APC. Jonathan virtually has no chance of winning here.

17. Ogun
Ogun is obviously leaning towards Buhari and the APC like the other Yoruba states. Jonathan hasnt got a strong enough following here to challenge the APC.

18. Lagos
Protesters will predictably pour out on the streets of Lagos if Jonathan happens to win there. Hes the least popular candidate on the ballot among the Lagos people. He beat Buhari in this city the last time, but now its a lot harder for him to repeat that feat in this election.

Luis Suarez made major news during the 2014 World Cup in Brazil when he bit Italian defender Giorgio Chiellini which was his third biting incident in his career.

Users of the new FIFA 15 have come up with photos indicating that the player is still biting in the game.

Fans on Twitter has revealed that the game so realistic for letting them use the striker to bite opponents.

" FIFA 15 is so realistic " @djruch10 writes posting photos of an image that shows a Suarez look-alike sinking his teeth into a player.

" Was playing the FIFA 15 Demo earlier got to say its pretty damn realistic ," another user @ManCityArmy1894 said under a similar image.

The ability to bite plays is not actually a feature of the new FIFA 15, rather, the Twitter users have used the games replay mode to spot some odd player collision moments in the game.

The glitches seem to show Suarezs mouth sinking into players but he is actually not biting.

The Uruguayan is still yet to make his debut as he continues to serve his ban for biting Chiellini.

The suspension is being replicated in FIFA 15, as fans picking up the game will be unable to use Suarez in the games career mode for the entirety of his ban.

However playing one of the game's other modes that has full squads available without suspensions.

I just got my reprint all thanks to technokid ....
I can assure you he for real
Tanks bro

Skales then replied see his tweet below

Okay. So this just happened on Twitter and I’m sure it’s on it’s way to becoming one of the jaw dropping gists of the Industry as former EME label brothers and respected acts Wizkid and Skales shade themselves on Twitter over ownership of the familiar ‘Azonto’ song.

It might be that someone thought to set the records straight but we’ll never know for sure. Speaking of which, why hasn’t Banky W cleared the ruckus seeing as he was their team lead at the time? He’s probably in best position to say whose tent we should be pitching although Legendury Beatz has pointed out that they made the beats and was “fully paid for” by Starboy Wizzy.

As the drama unfolds, please join the conversation by commenting if you’re #TeamWizkid or #TeamSkales.

See their tweets below (read from bottom up).

According to Wall Street Journal Journalist, Ehsanullah Amiri - this heartbreaking pic was taken of a child on the street doing his school homework while waiting for customers so he'll perform his shoe - shining duties.

NFF President, Amaju Pinnick met with Arsenal manager, Arsene Wenger who assured him of total co-operation whenever it pertained to the clubs youngsters who are of Nigerian descent.

Pinnick met with Wenger at the Frenchmans office at Arsenal training ground, accompanied by NFFs Special Envoy on International Affairs , Tunde Adelakun.

After the meeting described as extremely positive and encouraging , Mr Adelakun said: 'As we had always known, Arsene is very knowledgeable; vast in his knowledge and appreciation of Nigeria as a footballing country, and widely philosophical in his general approach.

'He told me that he has never stopped any player from opting for whichever national team he wants. He said to me that he always tells his players to follow their hearts and not allow people to push them. He further assured that if Nigeria extended a call-up to either or both of his players, he will have no objection if the players say they want to go.'

He also disclosed that Arsene Wenger offered to help in the process of rebuilding the countrys football, when charged by Pinnick.

'Arsene told us that he will gladly do what he can to assist where we want, and has already started giving encouraging signs towards the capacity building exercises for our coaches at all levels.'

Arsenal has in its ranks several Nigerian youngsters including Chuba Akpom, Semi Ajayi who grew up in England and can for the country

Sai burahi

Below is a picture of the couple.

Gosh, in a world where everyone wants to be creative by all means, a baker decided to do this for a couple. Creative or creepy?
Would you take a bite if you are opportune to?

When KANYE WEST and KIM KARDASHIAN named their daughter NORTH WEST, the world did not know that they were starting yet another trend.

BEYONC and JAY Z were not too far off with their daughter BLUE IVY either.

According to a Swedish company called , with only 21,000 you can create an absolutely unique name for your child.

How do they do it

Well it takes 100 hours and a team of 31 people.

explains that 13 copywriters come up with an initial list of around 15 names, before this is checked by four historians to confirm that the name has no negative connotations and hasnt been held by anyone before EVER. Then twelve translators set to work on ensuring that the name doesnt translate into anything in another language before two trademark lawyers scour the entire worlds list of names held by registered companies and products names to ensure that the specially-created moniker is actually unique and not already in use.

all to make sure that your little prince or princess has a name that no-one else in the world has.

The process doesnt end with the historians and language translators and copywriters and trademark attorneys.

, the final process involves a market research on your new baby name. The Swedish company will submit the name to a test group of 780 people to see what they make of it.

Seems like a lot, but for 21,000 they make it worth the hassle.

So would you spend 21,000 (6 Million Naira) on a unique name for your child

SOURCE: Daily Mail

2014 African Woman Footballer of the year, ASISAT OSHOALA has signed for Liverpool ladies; the 2014 FA Women's Super League champions.

The 20 year-old former RIVERS ANGELS striker would join the team for their forthcoming WSL and CHAMPIONS LEAGUE campaigns.

An elated Oshoala had this to say about the deal: _"Since I began my football career I have always dreamt of being a professional footballer, so to be able to join the reigning Women's Super League champions is absolutely fantastic._

_"Liverpool Ladies are a massive club, who have some fantastic players who I believe can help to develop my game to the next level. _

_''It was also a big incentive to be able to play in the UEFA Women's Champions League, which is a huge competition and one I'm confident we can do well in."_

The coach, MATT BEARD, expressed delight in signing the higly rated Nigerian international.

_"I'm absolutely thrilled to have signed Asisat as she is one of the world's top young footballers. Asisat proved in the U20 World Cup what a top-class talent she is and this signing is a big coup for us._

_"The Women's Super League continues to improve year after year, so it is vital that we strengthen our squad following last season's successful title defence. This signing is definitely one that the supporters can be extremely excited about." _

According to YBNL Nation artist and CEO, OLAMIDE, some people have been spreading false information about his alleged kidnap.

He took to his Instagram page to set the record straight:

PHOTO CREDIT: Instagram

*Man wey Unclad no dey put hand for pocket

loose translation:You can’t do somethings if there are no certain conditions.

*Chicken wey run way from borno go Ibadan go still end up inside pot of soup

loose translation:You Can’t Run Away From Your Destiny

*Today’s newspaper na tomorrow Suya wrap

loose translation:Keep calm! Nothing last forever

*Cow wey dey in a hurry to go America go come back as corn beef

loose translation:Just be patient. Let the game come to you. Don’t rush!

*Akara and moin moin get the same parent na wetin dey pass tru make dem diffrent

loose translation:How you start doesn’t matter,what matters is how you finish.

*Wetin consign agbero with twitter handle,or malu/cow with face cap?

loose translation:Mind your business.

*If life dey show you pepper,my guy make pepper soup from am

loose translation:Make something good out of a bad experience

*I get am before No be property

loose translation: stop living in the past and start living in the present.

*If person too tey for party e go follow dem wash plate

loose translation:Don’t outstay your welcome

*Rolling stone,ofcourse na person push am now!

loose translation:There is always a reason for something

*Craze no hard to form,na the trekking be wahala

loose translation:Easier said than done

*No matter how hot your tempa be,e no fit boil beans.

loose translation:Calm down,your temper won’t solve the problem

*Every mallam with em own kettle,every Northerner with em own radio.

loose translation:Every man for himself

*You no need cutlery to chop slap

loose translation:You don’t need my translation to understand this,lol

*Opolo eye no be open eye

loose translation: Having Big eyes doesn’t make you civilised,lol

*Leave matter for Mathias and Sabi for Sabinus.

loose translation:Give everyone what they deserve.

*Bring suya, bring suya,…….na cow body dey suffer am.

loose translation:Every action has a consequence

*E go better e go better,na im make ibo man still dey Kano

loose translation:When there is hope,there is Life.

*The different between kpekere and plantain chips na packaging

loose translation:Don’t judge based on appearance alone

*Escort me, Escort me, naim slave trade take start.

loose translation:Serious things sometimes start like joke

*[b]Na from play play dem dey form PLAYER

loose translation:Serious things sometimes start like joke

*Pikin wen use agbada take stat guy go talk wetin e go wear wen e old.

loose translation:Slow and steady wins the race

*The water wey dem use take make eba can never be recovered back.

loose translation:Don’t cry over spilt milk

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Members of Redeem Christian Church of God Victory house in Festac town and other branches were asked to show their Permanent Voters Cards during church service today. The Pastor in charge of the Festac province said pastor Adeboye had that every member of the church come with it as proof that they have registered and also advised those that have not done so to do so immediately so they can vote during the general elections holding in February. More pics after the cut...

:oPhotoshop or Real

There are reports by people in the know that Chelsea and Super Eagles midfielder, Mikel Obi is building a mini estate in the Ajah/Badore new development area of Lagos. Mikel and his partners (including a bank) are planning to build over 100 housing units of 2/3/4bedroom service apartments, a multipurpose hall and recreational facilities. The estate will be called Chelsea Estate and construction has already begun.

At the Warri Again Comedy Concert which held yesterday, 25th Dec, Kcee gave a whooping 4 million naira to his Warri fans. The all night event was broadcasted live on TV, and around 2 am I was awake working and decided to catch a glimpse when I saw Kcee performing. He suddenly stopped, stood in front of the crowd, said he wanted to bless some people for Xmas,  and randomly picked 4
people, 3 guys and a lady, then promised to give them 1 million naira each, they almost jumped out of their skins. I was like Mehn, for this naija, so musicians actually have this much money?

Also perfomed at the event was Awilo, Shina Peters, Emma Nyra, Olamide, Orezi, Phyno, Tekno, Cynthia Morgan, Selebobo, MC Galaxy, Lil Kesh, May7even, Gordons, Osama, Baba Frayo, Professor Linkin,Elenu, Funny Bone, Seyi Law with music from DJ Humility.

The chairman of the Nigerian Football Federation, Amaju Pinnick and Warri based billionaire Ayiri Emami were also present.

According to Morakinyo Olugbiji (Journalist/PR), below are the worst Nigerian hit songs of 2014...
Someone once told me that the type of music a society listens to is a reflection of that society; therefore the chaotic music that has in recent time rented the Nigerian airwaves is a pure reflection of the chaotic state the country is in. It looks like in the history of Nigerian music, 2014 has the highest rate of bad, garbage music being churned out. From watered down lyrics that do not correlate, to singing different songs on same beat, the state of the industry leaves much to be desired. Below are my top 10 picks of worst hit songs of the year 2014. You may or may not agree with me though. Some of you may also need to listen to these songs carefully to understand my points well. Continue...
10. Hakuna Mata by KCee
This song is senseless from the word go!

He started like this "Five star music, E money, Its Kcee labalo". What is 'KCee Lobalo'? Is 'Lobalo' French or Spanish?

In another part of the song, he said "Cecilia bum bum, cecilia bum bum, Shebi na your bum bum, cecilia bum". I don't know what's with Cecilia's bum bum o..

Most part of the song also goes like this.."Oya whine ni ni whine ni ni Whine ni ni for me oh, Oya shake e ni, shake e ni, Shake e ni for me oh, Oya whine ni ni whine ni ni, Whine ni ni for me oh,
Oya shake e ni shake e ni,
Shake e ni for me oh".

Somewhere, he said "Oya Jikere, baby"...

As if that wasn't enough, he also repeats this severally;

"Oya baby no wahala, If you need anything just hala, I be monkey you be banana.."

Hellooo, did he just call himself a monkey...

Then in the middle of these discordant lyrics, this monkey will jump to the lame chorus "Hakuna Matata, Hakuna mata, Baby No Wahala" repeatedly.

9. Story For The Gods By Olamide

Here is a song I wish would quickly go away. Beautiful rhythm, but this song glorifies rape and abuse of women in all its entirety. Story for the gods is all about getting loaded with local aphrodisiac(Dongoyaro,Monkey Tail and Claro), then going ahead to having a forceful carnal knowledge of a lady. The phrase "Story for the gods" (means to refuse to listen, deaf ears etc) Let's take a look...

CHORUS:
Mo ti mu dongoyaro, dongoyaro, dongoyaro And monkey tail, monkey tail, monkey tail
Aro bami gbe claro, claro o, claro o(Olamide is saying that he is high on those Aphrodisiac)
I want to do sina today, sina today(sina means fornication)
She said she cannot wait o(the girl wants to go home)
She said its getting late o(it's getting late)
She said she want to faint o
Ah, story for the gods(these last four lines needs no explaining. Olamide refuses to listen to her plea)

Now she saying mo r'ogo(she says she is finished)
O ti kan mi l'apa o(he has broken my arms)
O ti kan mi l'eyin o(he has broken my back)
Story for the gods, the gods o( but Olamide would have none of that!)

VERSE 1:
O my God insanity
See your back calamity
Girl I want to have it(ofcourse you know what he wants to have)
Do I need your permit?(and he is invariably saying that he doesn't need her permission to have it)

8. In my bed by Wizkid

It's been long established that this song by Wizkid is a total rubbish, which like the others on this list parades lyrics and verses that have no business whatsoever with one another. The song na real Americana Wonder like he sang... "Americana wonder,The way you whine your body Gimme thunder, I go follow you bumper to bumper Girl, I go follow you bumper to fender,"

(Na Wa o, your body gimme thunder, bumper to fender.. Issorait)...

But the most fraudulent part of the song is where Wizkid continues to sing about wanting a girl's body in his bed, and then suddenly switched to hailing names of some popular figures. You'd have thought he was trying to invite them for a Group Intimacy...

"I want your body sleeping in my bed e, I want your body sleeping in my bed e, You got me going crazy, Oh girl I can't explain it, Your body so insane, Oh girl I can't replace you."

Some of the names he called..Agbaje eleniyan,
Fashola eleniyan,Tinubu eleniyan,Otedola eleniyan,
Baruwa eleniyan, Aliko eleniyan, Saraki eleniyan.

Then next is this part which always gives me stomach ache, because I really don't know what 'serving a living God' has to do with getting a girl's body in your bed and what blessing is there to get..."...Oh blessing follow me everywhere I go, I'm serving the living God,And everywhere I go, all my people show me love,
Just tell me the reason gan"

Ok, so what's the reason gan sef? And on top of all dis matter wey dey ground, wizkid believes that he is amazing.

Hear him.."Oh anytime, they hear my song They say I'm amazing gan".

Well, it's truly amazing that a small boy like him can make so much money and stardom with all that lyrical hogwash. Issorait!

7. Dorobucci by Mavins All-stars

This is probably the biggest hit of 2014. Don Jazzy is a great producer no doubt, but he and his artistes have a history of churning out garbage. Dorobucci is so meaningless some people began to doro-call it doro-occultic. Doro bloody. .Doro
Doro doro do do doro....doro. Where I come from in Oyo state, Doro is that rubber device used in drawing up water from a well.

Unfortunately,this is a country where an artiste will just wake up early in the morning and find out that PHCN has brought back power supply, then out of joy he'll dash straight to the studio to record a song about UP NEPA! He'll call that an inspiration. Even Don Jazzy himself is yet to come out straight about the meaning of Doro, because the truth is that it has no meaning. A lot of people are speaking well of the maturity of Davido's song because the boy knows well to pay for the services of professional songwriters.

6. Shoki by Lil Kesh

I hated this song for a very long time, however I had no choice but to like it after people won't stop playing it everywhere I go. Even the NBC ban did absolutely nothing to stop people from rocking this song which had the artiste mostly screaming "Shoki Ahhh Shoki". Davido however disappointed me this time around for accepting to feature in this kind of song. He ended up chanting the rubbish shoki along with the YBNL crew in the remix.

Hear him;"Oya show me shoki, shoki shoki, everybody shoki, shoki shoki, and the request say shoki, shoki shoki, everybody shoki, shoki shoki, oya show me shoki, shoki shoki, everybody shoki, shoki shoki, oya shoki, shoki shoki
shoki, shoki shoki... i am looking for that shawty,
with the baddest shoki,
when everybody they shoki,
abi you still dey look for johnny, but if you get case for body, the town will go make you the shawty,david please don't stop it,
i wanna see you drop it now,
for me now, on this ground
oya daun."

Those are the words our generation is digesting and we wonder why over 70% of candidates failed the last private WAEC and there is massive failure especially in English Language.

By my rough count, there is a total of 200 "Shoki ahh Shoki" in this song!

5. Shake Body by Skales

Need I talk much about this one? You sef check out part of the lyrics na...

" Oya shake body, Oya move body,Make you ring alarm o, Oya shake body...Ah coupe decale ma,Sagasige, Akilibre,Faro de ma, Decale….decale, Krikata,Krikata,Krikata, Krikata,Krikata,Krikata,
Krikata,Krikata,Pon pon,
Somunto….somunto,
Kalopere, Kalopere, Kalopere"

Now, what's all that about

4. Murder by Seyi Shay ft Shaydee & Patoranking

If you listen to this song, even though it featured Patoranking and Shaydee, all you will hear for most part of the song is "She say she wan murder, he say he wan murder, she say he wan do that thing ye" Do wetin? Murder who You be Oscar Pistorious? ...

Now, checkout the lyrics of the Verse 2 of the song where Patoranking came in again..

"Stay close to me, baby girl come in here porn, Give other girls resist, them fit hate on, Member and you alone me rate hun, Even your friends them fit hate on, Fire burning, Girl I'll keep you coming,Say you no go running, Every time, girl you keep turning."

That's Patoranking, Nigeria's best Reggae singer at the moment? SMH!

3. Shekini by Psquare

There is a popular Yoruba proverb which says that when a child is due for maturity, he/she must put aside every childishness.

After many years and despite their A-list status in the industry couple with their global experience, the Psquare duo are obviously not getting matured at all with the dissapointing inclusion of the track "Shekini" in their latest album. I won't speak too much, see the lyrics yourself.

They started the song this way...

"P-Square eh eh, Yahn ahn, (Allen [4x]), Yahn ahn"
**who is Allen for crying out loud?**

Then, they said "Lets go...Otu de, oya sare wa gba kekere, kerewawo, Atu ti de, oya burukutu make e sarabara owey, (Oya shekini ni ni ni ni [3x]),Oya shekina na na na na." (And what is "Burukutu" doing in there.)

Folks, don't be fooled, the lyrics sounds like Yoruba but it's not correct Yoruba but a mumbo-jumbo!

Another constant in the song is this verse; "I get power (ah), me I no dey bother, (ehn ehn)
I no be footballer but I sabi budey Ronaldo," then they jump to this lyrics "Take it (slow),Take it (free),
Alhaji (ehn ehn),Ehn ehn (listen),Take it (ahn),
Take it (orijo),Alhaji (okay)
Ehn ehn (hmm)".

Who is this Alhaji? Well, maybe the Alhaji is supposed to drink the burukutu they mentioned above.

2. Ogaranya By Kcee ft Davido

Now, I'm sorry KCee has to be in this list a second time. Personally, I'm kind of confused about him. Maybe his music is not that awkward. Maybe it's his gesticulations/dance steps in his videos, costumes or tone of his singing voice or his general fashion sense that is awkward and give off an impression of his songs from that perspective. I'm yet to place a finger on what it is. Most of the people I've asked have mixed reactions as well. They really' can't say. Ogaranya has a good meaning; A rich person or something like that. Some things are just wrong with part of the lyrics and Davido once again rubbished his own brand on this one. Check it out;

Intro (Davido)

"A le le le le le le le le le le
On the beat is Del'B...
Its Davido,Kcee
Big Boy, E-money"

Now, even though there is a funny way they keep repeating Ogaranya, I really don't have a problem with the Chorus which goes thus;

"Everybody wanting to be a big ogaranya,Nobody want to sit down dey look ogaranya,Everybody wanting to be a big ogaranya,Nobody want to sit down dey look ogaranya, My God dey bless me, ogaranya
No be my fault o, ogaranya
Believing e no do o, ogaranya,Imaya heyyy...
Everybody like ogaranya,
Mama and papa e like ogaranya, The ladies like ogaranya, That's why them dey love me"

However, the next statement is what I really don't get...

"The place is so cold, e dey follow, Dey for body like logo"..(which place is he talking about? Which place is so cold?)

Davido made it worse at the verse 2 as his contribution does not relate at all. He sang..

"Girl I want you to know, The way you see no be so.., E get as the thing dey go, So baby you take am slow(Asin??) Shey na now you dey notice,(notice wetin) Abi u think I be novice, You know say I know say you get it, Money dey(I thought Davido is supposed to be the Ogaranya and not the girl?), Oya make we blow things"(now that is a Boko Haram alert. Beware guys.)

1. Body by Black Magic ft Banky W

The song has now been edited. 'Sex' has been replaced with 'eh' but the rest of the lyrics is still as worse as the original. You can imagine my embarrasment the first time I heard this song on Channel O. You know how Naija artistes like to cover up sexual explicitness with slangs? This brazen artiste called Blackmagic didn't cover up anything. Lol. Though the song was released in December 2013, I feel it's as good as being a 2014 song and should be on this list to show you how bad the music industry has become and what your children are listening to. Here is a part of the song;

"...So stop the fronting, Is what I told this girl,And her body oh oh, Just wanna get next to you, Just wanna have sex with you, I swear I want this girl and her body o o".

You na never see anything, continue..

"1, 2, 3, Then begin 5, 4, I'm splitting a dozen like 3, 5, 4,I am already sky high, but I need to high more, And my dumb friend told me that I need high malt Ewo."...

(Did you see what this guy is singing? Isn't he as dumb as his dumb friends? Show me your friends and I'll tell you who you are).

See another one here...

"Baby girl what's cooking in the kitchen, I love the way you smile, maybe we should start kissing, Listen 30 seconds, then she takes a bra missing, Turn into a small kitten, And after a while we start gripping,
And after a while o she turns into a river, And then I start fishing into her hot body, I begin to start dipping, Her clothes just start missing".

Hmm,Guys what more can I say? Behold, your favourite music in 2014!

Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living". D song in church saying " o singo singo, praise d Lord", is actually " o singers sing on and praise d Lord. I knw u are singing it now again, smiles ***Confess.! are u guilty? hahahaha!

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Greatest gift a mum can give to her daughter. Two women have given birth using wombs donated by their own mothers. The pair become the first ever to have children using the very womb that brought them into the world a generation earlier.

The breakthrough brings hope to women who want children but were born without a womb or have had it removed.

The two mothers are among nine women to have been given womb transplants seven of which have succeeded.

Allan Pacey of the British Fertility Society said: Thats a very good success rate for a new surgical procedure. If it carries on like this, it may have a massive impact on things like surrogacy.
Women would much prefer to have their own baby and be pregnant than watch another woman be pregnant.
The babies both boys were born a month ago in Sweden and are doing well with their mothers at home.

Henrik Hagberg, a professor in foetal medicine at Kings College London, who was at the first birth, praised the grandmothers who had hysterectomies to donate wombs to their daughters.
It is an absolutely extraordinary gift. It is probably the best thing you can do for your daughter, he said.
The mothers were still very much doubting whether things would really go well. You dont take anything for granted when you have experienced all of the problems they have been through.
The first child, who weighed 5lb 8oz, was born to a 29-year-old Swede who lacked a womb at birth.

The mother of the second boy, who weighed in at 5lb 15oz, is 34 and had her womb removed when she was treated for cancer in her 20s.

Both babies were delivered by Caesarean section around a month early. They join another history-making boy, named Vincent. Born in September as part of the Gothenburg University project, he was the first in the world to be born from a womb transplant.

What’s wrong with the koko master? D’banj has deleted all his 2014 photos from Instagram leaving just 88 pictures from May 2013 and some in 2012.
     
All seems not to be well oh…lol… and he has not even addressed rumours that he’s broke.

Do you have an older iPhone or iPad that you want to sell or give to someone and you want to remove all your personal data and apps

Or maybe your device has gotten clogged up after a lot of use and you just want to restore it back to its pristine factory condition. The procedure is quite straightforward and here is how it works.

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Open "Settings"
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Tap "General"
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Scroll to "Reset" and tap it
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A list of possible actions will be shown, as illustrated in the figure below
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To return the device to its original factory condition, tap "Erase All Content and Settings"

The process goes pretty quickly and then you will have a clean system with all your personal data and apps removed, including your Apple ID.

Next time the device is turned on it will go through a first-time setup just as if it were new.

Note: Be aware that, once you have erased your data, it is gone forever and can no longer be retrieved.

These tips will give you the necessary shortcuts to help speed up your browsing activities.

All the common browsers have a number of shortcuts but some are not as well-known as others.

Here are nine helpful browser hot keys and shortcuts that you may not be aware of.

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DO A REVERSE SEARCH ON AN IMAGE: In the Chrome browser, you can do a Google search that shows the sources for an image. Hold down the "s" key and right-click the image. So far, this feature is unique to Chrome.
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QUICKLY RESTORE A CLOSED TAB: Many PC users may already know this one but it is so useful that it had to be included on this list for those who may not have heard of it. If you close a tab accidentally or change your mind, you can quickly reopen a tab with the keyboard combination Ctrl+Shift+T (hold down all three keys). It's a great timesaver and works in Chrome, Firefox, and Internet Explorer.
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QUICK WAY TO SEE THE SOURCE CODE OF A WEB PAGE: Sometimes you want to see what HTML source code underlies a web page. A quick way to reveal the code is to use the shortcut Ctrl+U. This shortcut works in Chrome, Firefox, and Internet Explorer.
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QUICK WAYS TO OPEN AN INCOGNITO WINDOW: Sometimes you don't want your browser to store information from a particular site. All major browsers have an incognito mode to avoid keeping any browser history, search history, download history, web form history, cookies, or temporary internet files. In Chrome, the keyboard combination Ctrl+Shift+N will open a new incognito window. In Firefox and Internet Explorer, the combination is slightly different. For these browsers, use Ctrl+Shift+P.
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EASY WAY TO OPEN THE HOME PAGE: If you prefer a keyboard method for going straight to the home page, the combination Alt+Home works in Chrome, Firefox, and Internet Explorer.
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QUICK WAY TO OPEN HISTORY: When you want to look at the browser history, a quick route is the keyboard shortcut Ctrl+H. This works in Chrome, Firefox, and Internet Explorer.
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QUICKLY DELETE THE BROWSER CACHE: It often occurs that you want to delete the files stored in the browser cache. A quick way is to use Ctrl+Shift+Del to open the dialog box which allows you to manage the cache.
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OVERRIDE CACHE AND RELOAD FRESH PAGE: If you view pages that change frequently, your browser may be loading a stale version because it is using the local cache. To skip the cached files and go right to the page's server, try holding down the Shift key and click the Refresh button. You can also use the keyboard combination Ctrl+F5. Another combination is Ctrl+Shift+R. These tricks work in Firefox but Chrome is sometimes recalcitrant and may require several repetitions.
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VIEW THE BROWSER CACHE: If you want a quick way to see what files Chrome or Firefox is storing in its cache, just enter about:cache (no spaces) in the address bar. Chrome shows the contents of the cache directly. In Firefox, there is one more step. Click "List Cache Entries".

Well, unlike some countries in Africa, you cant accuse South Korea for being too dedicated to their younger generations future. Believe it or not, the country went so far as to ground planes in order its students to sit their in total silence. Heaven forbid anyone so much as coughed, while even the army were told not to carry out any artillery drills. Read more on

> Vehicles were banned from roads within 200 yards of test centres, and the majority of companies told their staff to come into work an hour late in order to keep the roads clear for the 650,000 students taking the tests, AFP reported.
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> And for those who overslept Police were on hand with a fleet of cars and motorcycles to ferry any student who feared they would not be able to make their exams on time to their destination.
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> The annual exams in South Korea are critical in determining the young adults futures; from everything to careers to marriage prospects.
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> According to the Education Ministry, South Korean parents spent 19 trillion won ($17.5 billion) on extra tuition for their children last year equivalent to about 1.5 percent of the national GDP. We Nigeria ever do this?