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chai...xo bad..did she gave u some mad ass styles and settings??

hmmm....las las something go kee man..

gv her a church handbill or flyer n start from d church to her matter

its choice bt kinda spiritual

chai...can it scream, can it tell me to hit harder, can it cum, can it squirt, does it av boobs, can it gv me doggy, can it ride me, mk i continue??

many..as a street dude we lie all d time...d most crazy is telling a new catch dt am a virgin guy n she believed me bcoz of my cool looks.. after weeks we got down and when i finish with her teaching her all the skills i gat, she was jus looking at me strangely and asked Y i lied...told her dt m serious with the virg tinz and all thos mad styles and lasting longer was what i learned watching poorn n she believed...

hmmmm

hmmm...sets of jokers...its not our fault dt we are born blacks...d earlier dey know that, d better for dm xo de stop this stupid hate they give because we are proud of our coloir..we arr Africans

boiz2men:
No punctuation. Terrible write up.

Damn. Did you pass through school?

nooo...i pass tru lesson and church...because u are reading an online journals or pdf file dt u paid for...dey ur lane abeg

na big lie...na format...d guy no mad....dts d only code he can use to escape jungle justice from dose angry mob...if he reach station he go normal n corporate with police answer watin him de do with dead pikin and mayb pay money and dem sweep d case under carpen n the so called mad man is back on the streets, dts if the case no too loud o..

vivilafrosh:
I couldn't stop but laugh during your confession. its obvious you are a barca fan which I think is well understood. well for your information messi staying in barca has nothing to do with him not wanting to chase money. his the highest paid in spain. even when ronaldo was still in Madrid. and again, the neymar you mentioned pursued money so well that every lover of football is aware of. ronaldo been rich has everything to do with consistency in football. you think if messi leave barca he will shine? let him try it. even in Argentina his a shadow of himself. that doesn't mean his not the very best anyway. I love him but Ronaldo is far marketable than he is thats why his the richest so stop drumming unnecessary speculation.

guy pls come straight because i dnt get ur opinion...everyone knows ronaldo is more marketable dan messi bt my point ia dt the high Market value wont make him the main GOAT and dts all that matters to both of them and the football world because thats the unending arguement..

chai.

mane..dt award is made for Liverpool bcoz man.city made d bar too high last season and this season is a big fail or flop for them against Liverpool dt had the best seasons coming from that amazing 90+ points without the league last season....it should be mane or henderson and a big shout out to the heroics of de bryne n aguero

Jokerman:
1. Manchester United is the best team in England

2. Juventus though ;D1. Manchester United is the best team in England

3. Bundesliga is a real farmers league... see gap between 1st and 2nd

4. How can copadelrayLONA be more successful than the club of the century... however another farmers league where two teams keep dominating

know u fan a club in England and a fan of man.u....no let me talk abeg

wow..meaning the most decorated club in Europe generally is BARCELONA...pls add some respek on dt name

wow...jus dusted my calculator n did d maths and that's #444,636,487.50....meaning the guy won 444 million naira in just poker game, and i still de here they follow my friday fixtures for flashscores to win just 20k...chai life is not fair atall...thumbsup my man...i tap into ur grace bcox na dis kain sweet bar i de find to take flex life...

Amungwele:
Maradonna and all his Laurels nko? Abi Ronaldinho.
Oga there is life after football OK?
C Ronaldo has proved over time that with different leagues that he's simply a great player, a good business man too.
Messi should have attempted to play where any of those places you mentioned.

Messi is a natural gifted player that why he makes playing football see so easy and effortless (am even a bigger fan of his than you)

But C. Ronaldo, you just got to give it to this guy that despite all odds he's still standing and still pushing even Messi to Limits.

Great players both of them. And congrats to him on his Billionaire feat

am sorry but i dnt get ur arguments or wr u are coming from...all the greats players u mentioned dnt av the numbers of tropies messi have and am not sayin cr7 isn't good..all am saying is that being a billionaire is not a big deal because messi and neyma were almost there if not for the paycut caused by covid and also congrats to cr7 bt at the end of the day the comparison would still be who was the real GOAT and not the richest or first to strike gold because they are both rich and we dnt kno who may endup richer for now but they would always leave fans divided on that GOAT issue and thats my main point

Yes ita needed...afterall we dnt kno the main reasons for the initial lockdown from the start...mayb its because other countries were doing and we joined them because i dnt see the need of relaxing the lockdown and reopening stations when testing isnt even up to a quarter of the population and people dnt even gv a fck abt covid news again lyk before because its just looking lyk a scam as days goes by bt i trust our ever faithful and consistent N.C.D.C. because i know they would surely continue giving us that livescores update even till next year....las las everybody go de alright

wow...DTS soo on point...love it when people give out on thier birthdays than organizing unlimited and needless parties dt ur friends n enemies would all gather and pretend to be happy with you, finish your drinks and cakes, acting asif they are celebrating with you and still go back to thier individual houses to judge and wish u bad...seems i would look for a nearby orphanage and follow suits on my birthday next month and even if na nosemasks i share, i try na....pls who have this pastor's personal twitter and Instagram acc mk i hail am and also check if him go do giveaway today mk i take buy drinks 4 d T.G.I.F tinz...happy weekend nairalanders..

bubu is the realest dude ever for the past 3 months...d only man dt refused to fall for the covid scam and was neva seen putting on a nose mask even if the onced forced him to wash his hands in a certain viral photoshoot session to mk the covid look real, he neva wore a nose mask all tru the pandemic...bubu, na man u be jhor. even if ur 5yrs regime de worst than the fake covid...na man u be

chai..

her choice..

chai

d bible says...the coming of the lord is lyk a thief in d nite..d men de apologize incase world end for nite dm go endup for heaven oo

enjoy ur day..

confirm benin mixed with ilaje jazz

no b lie

EbukaHades10:
If that is what u call "masterclass", u need to update urself as this will be a very short conversation

how well did u define beating d ucl champion home n away n most especially dt extra time tutiorials u received in ur overhyped noisy anfield stadium??.

HoliMaree:
Bro na person wife you de lie to so? no make them use cutlass cut your prik comot

haabaaaa...me no kno oo....mk i japa b4 nairaland go table my matter 4 frontpage oo