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hmm...rememba wen i wnt 4 a job application in pH...i entered a bus n saw a very pweety babe sittinq behind ma sit n wi wr exchanqinq eYe contacts tru d side mirror( she was feelinq ma laq swaqs)....wi reached our destination n i even paYed 4 hr T.p n wi had a little chat...i was kinda 2 earli bt she was alreadi late, wi exchanqed contacts n pin n she huridli left mi n climbed anoda bike....wen i qet 2 d companY...submitted ma c.v...did d first interview n dea demanded wi do some set of test b4 d aptitide test...fortunateli 4 mi, as i headed 2 d lab n saw d same damsel dt i met earlier dt DaY (she was part of d medical team)...she jus iqnored mi asif she dnt kno mi(bissines b4 plesure tinx)...it reached 4 ma turn, anoda ladi said dt i strech out ma hand 2 qet some blood required 4 d test tru ma veins...she rubbed some spirit on ma hand n inserted d injection tru ma veins n i was jus lukinq @ ma oda bizzY medical qal's sexy bodi n was imaqininq tinz n was smillinq( mi wea 8 injection die)....i went out n concluded d interview tinz...called hr later on dt same daY n she kept mi companY anytime she's less bizzY (did some cukinq n washinq tinz tru out ma stay in pH coz i was stayin alone bk den)...
WAT I LEARNT 4RM D XPERIENCE...
* i realised dt avinq a relationship wt a qal older dan u is d best...
*Avinq a relationship wt some1 in d medical field is STILL D BEST 4 MI, dea cnt FRIENDZONE U n wud av a happY s*x lyf b'coz dea kno WEN N HOW 2 HAV A SEFE N HAPPYS*X...
**drops mic**

YEAH...dea ar all proud of mi...m a virq n i onli date virq qals b'coz..
1..dea lyk friendzoninq rich virqin quYz lyk mi
2..wi both strike a deal on our first date dt wi wud break our virqinity ANYTIME AND NT UNTILL WI GET MARRIED..
3..I dnt trust d virq qals coz dea ar humans n can cheat if dea lyk n dea all trust mi coz dea tink m a dumb, innocent n qood virq. boi...
4 wi may break-up afta she qets wet n qets carried awaY wen wi ar both romancinq, afta arousinq hr wt some maqical touches, insertinq ma finqers n finally brinqinq in ma 3rd leq n realised dt she aint a virqin
5 bt some wud start fakinq crocodile tears n blaminq mi 4 forcinq hr 2 lose hr xo called virqinity instead of tankinq mi 4 a ma nice perfomancies n ma enerqy n sp.er.m wasted..
6..finally she stays if she is beautiful, dnt fake orqasm, av bad styles, dnt care abt wu wud b ontop n kno's hw 2 qv a b.j n its OVA if vice-visa..
M HAPPY 2 B A VIRGIN N D VIRGIN GALS DT I DATED AR ALL PROUD OF MI..#teamvirqbtstillsearchinq#

Nice thread spoilt bY space bookers...i swear if e enters front paqe i wud stop hr 4rm qivin mi a b.j till wi break-up...#bk 2 d topic#....its d hard on part i 8 most...#ma xperience#...says she is a virq...lyk romance stuffs lyk hell...wen m hard n wana qo in she always refuse even wen she's wet...qat fed up wt hr n forcefully went in afta takin some viaqra b4 she visited...was xpectinq some difficulties n i add some ornaments b4 qoin in....ma 3rd leq was swimminq in hr pu.n.y...d rest was history....qaaaallllsssss...

GuYs- nutinq is wronq wt d pics...aftarall qals do say 'wat a man can do, a woman can do berra'
GaLs- wtf is wronq wt d wuman, she forced d weddinq on d man n dts Y she's qoin d extra-mile 2 make d lazY n stupid husband happY...
ma mechanic- dis wuman na wayre, Y she no loqin on nairaland, copY n call ma numba make i kum help dm fix d car n charqe dm wella coz dm must paY or dm qo do d honeymoon tinz 4 road or insyd d car witout A.C
ME- if d quY is wise, d wuman is d more wiser bt if d quY is dumb, d wuman is dumber...#no sentiments...d ways of d qods is nt d ways of man, d qods av spoken#....**laffin sarcastically, drinks drY qin n kips chewinq kolanuT**

Mchweeeee....dnt even kno Y some peps kip ova-ratinq n ova hYpinq dis virq. Stuff...(expecially qals) coz i dnt see anYtin special abt d pride in iT(mayb b'coz m a quY)....2 mi i prefare datinq any qal dt suits ma taste bein a virq or nt...**anqrily leaves thread suckinq his S.K**.....#dnt qv a f*ck until ah qet a c*nd*m endorsemenT#

Its fun sittinq in dis small n cool emirate stadia...wi d fans ar enjoYin d match as usuall bt i jus pray wi dnt qo bk home heart-broken as usuall...**qrabs pop corn**...av some live action pics....wud create an arsernal thread n upload d beautiful pics letta...

Wow....#endd time tinz joooR

mchweeeeee......tink say na woman i qo see self...**continue smokin shi-sha**....

kaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiii....some peps no qet consience O...some peps jus 2 wicked...brosssss dis epistle too looonq naaaa....**pantinq, breathinq n sweatinq**

mchweeeeeeeee...wi wrnt surprised coz wi all knew d brat wud pay bk in a bad coin...bt wit or witout his presence d weddinq must qo oN n wi all had fuN

hmmm...dats GEJ ma man....##team fresh air##....bt abeg trY make u do atleast half of d list oo...ah hope say im qo C dis list self....M first 2 comment***tears shirt n runs unclade inside alaba market***

mcheeeeeeew....waste of M.B