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chronicles n revelations of an ex-virqin turned runs qal....I qat no probs wt u advising ur fellow qals not to pull off dier under wear coz wt DT I dnt av to pull off moni from ma wallet......m happy dt my qal friends ain't on Nairaland coz some peps jus qet bored n jobless n start spoillinq n burninq peps cable...
if u dnt wanna pull urs kip dem n leave odaz to pull diers n stop creatinq thread n spoilinq quys plans n runs ahead of val tinz coz it ain't fair....d painful part is it ended by sayinq "for guys dt dnt worth it", xo afta showinq luv n care n qvinq hr my tyme n money, i still don't worth or deserv d xo called n over-hyped sex of a tin abi.....xo I must qet married b4 I av sex rite.....as if m qettin paid for it....
if u ar my qf u wud sureli kip ur underwear n I'll fasten ma belt n zip n even password my wallet....
abt d sex part? wen I reach d bridge, I:ll sureli cross em...
#anqrili leaves thread n switches off his I-fone 6

tanks o.p.....wan buy one for my amaka as val qift since jeqa fall hand...
Mr op u qet any for sell

list to turn her on
Mr o.p yr wife na qen or na switch wr u wan turn on
BT if its to win hr lyk m tinkinq, den yu av onli 1 option n its
















MONEY.........turniq yunq n old women ON since 1630 bc

conqrAts ooooo...
once heard DT she lost a baby
abi na anoda belle b dis wan

choi. ....dis wan na beat by sax o....
hmmmm I can't condem d beaters n also can't blame d guy dts into homo coz frustration lead d beaters n maybe nature, mojo or conji lead d quy into homo
BT I still can't qet it.....
azin I qo luk amaka finish wt all d heavy endowment, d biq, soft n succulent bwest n normal baqsyd go pursue ma fellow guy n start tinkinq abt qoin tru his bony yanshGOD FORBIDD.....even if amaka n oda qals do style I qo break d rules n patronise prostitute DT day if I cant stand d urqe Dan to tink abt callinq or even eyeinq ma fellow man....qoosh
#spits#.....#runs outa thread to puke#

hmmm.....nice pics.....hml too
'll sureli qet dier
maybe wud b dier wt dt buhari
kno its not easy BT tinz must CHNGE

hmmmm... dis wan pass mi too
Ydt kinda question??
I suspect d lady n dt badt pastor..

anoda buhari in d makeinq......
tanks shaa for shareinq
I reality nid CHANGE
I no qo leave my CHANGE for mama bisii hand aqain

old pics....wass @ d wedddinq n its sometimes last two years...she told hym dt she was a virqin n after 6 years of no sex relationship d quy purposed n she aqreed....on d eve of dier weedinq d qals best friend told d quy dt hr wife to b was an ex-runs qal n d quy approached d qal BT she denied n d quy was reali pained coz his in-laws assured hym of dier virqin daughter n even nearli killed hym wt huq bills as bride-price....
D qroom was In a biq dilemma n he dunt wanna council d wedding coz he wasn't sure n he was a virqin freak n xo he decided to CONFIRM hymself n dts wat he did on DT daY......its ma broda DT even took d pics....
here is a link to d video coverage of d weeding
www.lairanews.com

don't see any real reason or tinz to do after sex coz I did some of dem b4 sex....
wat I mostly do is DT
1. pick up ma fone
2. make some calls
3. takes bath n freshen up
4 opens fridqe n takes some qlasses of alomo
5. gives hr a kiss n heads to ma next boo's ous.

don't see any real reason or tinz to do after sex coz I did some of dem b4 sex....
wat I mostly do is DT
1. pick up ma fine
2. make some calls
3. takes bath n freshen up
4 opens fridqe n takes some qlasses of alomo
5. gives hr a kiss n heads to ma next boo's ous.

seems evribodi is reali beqqin n waiting for chanqe.... una don tire for fresh air??...
abeq mk una kul down b4 dem qo chanqe d date aqain oo

hmmmm.....seems d attack is tru BT I pray its a lie or just a threat coz i av a biq crush on one of dier proqram presenters n I fear for her
# peace #

nice concept from my APC fellaz BT u quys shud pls shun violence even if u ar rented or noT coz dose politician's children ar also youths bt I can bet dt dea CNT partake in d marchinq.... even if it amounts dem marchinq for dier fad to win dier respective sits dea still won't n dier dad won't convince dem either....
M not a fan of politics, election violence n protests n can't partake in any marchinq.....maybe if laqos youths ar marchinq n dt fine n yellow buhari dauqhter texed mi personally DT she wud also b amonq marchinq youths, den tinz wud reali CHANGE n nobodi cant stop dt CHANGE not even amaka....
*****still sippin d almost finished orijin******

nice concept from my APC fellaz BT u quys shud pls shun violence even if u ar rented or noT coz dose politician's children ar also youths bt I can bet dt dea CNT partake in d marchinq.... even if it amounts dem marchinq for diet dad to win dea still won't
M not a fan of politics n violence n can't partake in marchinq.....maybe if laqos youths ar marchinq n dt fine n yellow buhari dauqhter texed mi personally DT she wud also b amonq marchinq youths, den tinz wud reali CHANGE n nobodi cant stop dt CHANGE not even amaka....

always biq RESPECT, LUV N PRAYERS to dose niqerian army coz it aint easy n besides wi don't nid dier praises coz wi kno our armY ar also qud n ar kinqs at wat dey do.....cant tibk of faceinq n battlinq wt an unharmed mad man not to talk of faceinq an unknown amount of deadli armed specialist dt can end thousands of lives wt just a blast under 2 sec... MORE PRAYERS MY BRODAZ N I PRAY DT UR FAITH N STRENGTH GETS BIGGA

Lol....tru words of a real dictator.... and u tink GEJ n PDP ar dt clueless as u tink dea ar to sit down n folds dier hands doing nutin until u plot n finalize ur planned coup abi??....
d last u can do is to pull out n brainwash d poor n furstated masses to enqaqe in political ptotest n violence n ur children wud b watchinq d brainwashed fellaz via d screen insyd dier air conditioned mansion unlyk back in dose days DT d kinq or heir to d throne usually leads its army to waR...
Mr.dictator if u wanna plan a coup u won't say it coz u kno GEJ aint dt weak b he isn't a kid
HEAA. FEEEE. CEEEEEE ------FOWER.......
still sitinq on d fence wt my S.K coz I lyk collecting my CHANGE n I nid d FRESH AIR to stay FRESH....

nice work bro....av heard of hym n his crew n dea reali deserve d qrammy sh*t unlyk our skales n nice dt ar makinq noise n promised to brinq home qrammy dt dier best noise makers (wizkid, davido olamide ) can't win....still waiting n hopeinq DT M.I reali qrab a piece b4 he drops mic.
for a Naija artist to win qrammy is just lyk a naijerian leaque player to win d ballon d or....
kush in ma mind m Neva idle coz it qat mi feelinq stoned lyk Stephen in d Bible - yunq6ix 1724bc

dis is wat I hate....entered n even downloaded n zoomed pix n still didn't see Clea not to talk of d cleavage. . nice pix thou n I heard she is sinqle n iz readi to minqle....hope hr Acc is still faT coz I don't want a broke mumsi DT I'll b paying instead of otherwise.....

Lol...xo wat next...wanna qo tru its asss insyd da church or waT.....next!!!!!!!!

hmmmm... seems dis news is qettin crious.....I hope dis new inec boss no qo fall boys hand lyk jeqa oo....cnt wait for abaje to b qov.xo he wud qv us d free browsinq he promised coz I criousli nids it badli....**laptop n s.k ft Maqic moment tinz**

hmmm... .new inec chairman??.... O.P u want mk APC PEPs beqin burn dier PVC lyk DT aboki niqq*??....PDP may wanan control d election BT bringing a new inec chairman iz too faR coz deir riqqin machine is still a work in proqress d last tym I checked....
iF I pretend to b'liev dis news DT means I also av to b'liev d ashana DT still insist DT she is a vi*qin afta our last nYt praYers....
**carefully removes n open d last oriqin from fridqe n start sippin n tinkin of plans to order for bulks in case buhari bans oriqin***

hmmmm....no source n u except us to b'liev abi??

,O.P...wr is d cleavage??.... pls text mi ur diqits coz I wanna av a test o dt issh dt u ar smoking.... **anqrili drops vasalin, folds hand n shakinq his head pittifuly**....

hmmm...wen I heard dt she's married to dt man I jus smiled n doubted dt d marraqe wud last...
maybe she left hym coz she wanna focus on hr runs bizz n stop d stiqma or bein taqed "married" in order to qet a richer n biqqa suitor...
d man shud jus act as if it was a nollywood scene move-on wt lyf n let karma finishes its warm up n push ups n kum huntinq for her lyk d way d normal nollywood films do end....
........**drops fone, liqhts weed n start tinkinq abt LyF**

True beauty.... hbdllnp babes...BT m still waiting for d surprise b'day packaqe dt u promised to qv mi as val tinz n pls don't forqet to qet enof tips n lectures from ur mum wen kumin coz its qonna b a very cold weekend for d both of us.....av jus applied for visa for two to paris dt u asked 4....#cant waiT#

choi ...dis ain't fair naaaa....its kinda sexY BT I won't allow my amaka to rock dis kinda dress except she wanna wear dem to visit mi coz its easier to qet started Dan to rip off n tear hr dress via anticipation tinz n letta qv hr moni for a new dress n endinq up in a win - lose situation....

wr n how did dea finish d abode??.......since dea av finished hym means jimmy abaje is d new qovernor of laqos state abi?? .
PDP n dier cluelessnes is now becoming somtinq to ponda about....**anqrily leaves thread tinkinq about CHANGE since d fresh air ain't wat I tot earlier ******

hmmmm.....very informative....even thou I didnt finished reading coz I lost concentration afta d first two lines....let mi copy n paste it on ma Facebuk paqe n prays kazim sixta sees it to help save kazim future afta kazim don use weeed wound hym sharp brain....**folds hands n slowli walks outa thread**..

mchweeeeee....all dis ar daylight stories for ur kids...
make more mony,
buy her a mansion
buy her d latest ride
buy her I-fone 6 n tell her dt dea ar just mere qifts coz she aqrees to date u....
she wud sureli purpose to U within a week n her family n villlaqe peps wunt onli repect u BT dea wud worship n exalt ur name n even name dier villaqe oracle after U...
monY speakinq louda dan words since 1246 b.c