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lol... hym for ask b4 his start hym ministry naaw
...... prostitutes wey endorse GEJ n still dea vex say GEJ lost n buhari no fit legalize dier trade Naim want gv u free puna
I kno say d nigga go b nairalander .... hym for save d page, show d ashana wr d head of dier association take yarn d tory Naaa.......
d guy na dull n clueless customer,........ check am well na pdp fan...... always wan reap wr dem no sow

hmmmm.... ur fada dier... hmmmm.... ur fada dier...

hmmmm.... ur fada dier...

hmmmm... everybody is talking abT CHANGE, ar u dt crious to spend d moni dt remain??
bus conductors ar fighting for CHANGE
taxi drivers ar fighting for CHANGE
I see d market women fighting for CHANGE n
even police men ar begin for CHANGE bt take all dt CHANGE n put em in ur pocket b'coz it's nT enof to CHANGE sumtin xo lets just fck it, d onli tin dts constant is CHANGE except in Naija n wi nid prayers from a good prophet asin someone lyk Elaija bt some dnT seems crious coz dis daYs it's profit over prophet bt CHANGE is nT expected todaY...... wi don deY hope since...... M.I Abaga 2014

GEJ is surely winning Lagos coz d igbo's n odas are much more dan d Yoruba's dt ar claiming dt deY owned Lagos.... if A.P.C goons n dier leaders don't face reality n share d moni lyk dier opposing counterparts ar doin, deY wud b shocked wen GEJ n JK sweep d presidential and Lagos seats coz xo many Peps shouting CHANGE and Sai baba ar simply pretenders n hustlers.... its either deY ar doin it to get noticed or look different or deY ar doin it on nairaland for d likes coz many of dem wud b at dier respective ouses dis weekend coz deY ain't dt desperate n wud NEVA and CANT stand under d harsh Lagos sun to vote and some wud simply ignore d election coz of d crowd n fear of violence..... #election can't b won on d Internet #

lolz.... d loser deY answer hym case wt baba God...
or d loser go deY in coma n probably on life machine..

hmmmm.... d elections is getting closer n deY simply wana play politics n chop dier own share of d national cake coz after d election, deY wunt av any chance to get dier own share of d dollar....
PDP- shareing d moni since 1876...

hmmmm.... apc reali played dier cards well by searching n presenting GBM as dier presidential candidate coz he truly knows how to play d political game lyk d game masters n it's truly Givin pdp a big run for dier moni.
dis Kumin election is gonna b a big deal coz it wud b do or die for some Peps in both party COZ PDP knows dt Wud b very impossible for dem to contest or win bk dt presidential sit again if apc wins n APC knows dt GBM is d best presidential candidate dts is known by d people, luved by d people n dea wud hardly get anoda better presidential candidate in d nxt four years except dea wana go for tinubu or obasanjor coz fashola is no March for pdp..... bk to d topic....
**Vanguard is accusing d Jega for riggin in d North dt pdp can Neva win..... is it nT d same Jega dt av bin in charge of election for d past two decades ... wr was d Vanguard wen wr wining in d previous elections??..
**I think dt it's a general election n pdp ar shouting n wagging dt they wud win in most states n apc wud only win in Lagos n some northern States, xo Y d sudden fear n change of xo many plans coz it's d first time dt d election is being shifted.... I smell fears in d pdp camp...
m nT a political fan bt I tink dis year politics wud go down d wire coz it's d closest bt I wud pray n kip praying dt let d best party wt gud plans for d masses wins coz m enjoying d FRESHAIR av received bt I also nid ChANGE coz my mum used to say i wud kip saying she is d best cook coz I avnt taste Mama bisi,s pot of stew.... ChANGE is constant...... off to church....
##picks Bible n runs out of thread

hmmmm.... the 250,000 unknown prophet of baal I guess.... den d pdp source wud kum out n announce dt they wr paid 10,000 each
*d top men of God wunt b dier, is a waste of time n resources....
*instead of Kumin together to pray for a peaceful election n win souls they wana pray for a man dt dnT b liev in dier religion .
*something tells me dt d pastors ar Kumin from d white garment crew of pastors coz dea kno hw to kum in crowds...

Nice back-Syd ooo
u featured in d movie, some few peps noticed......
u went ahead on tweeter ( u no get hym number to send text abi ) n tweet ur tanks or congratulated A.Y n few oda peps n Nairaland peps noticed........
I still advise u shud do d normal n current way of advert or qainin cheap popularity by pasting ur nudes or better take pics of u bathing in ur bath tube n paste it xo dt more peps wud notice n u may get bigger n richer men for ur runs ministry........
american chick marketing wt d Nigerian way......
nice back-syd thou BT e no reach my kafaya own...pishures abi ?

hmmmmm.....Naija must still b Naija ....
i can bet ma last penny dt d xo called card reader won't n can't stop riqqin if d politicuans still wana riqq d poll
abeq make dem no brinq any disaqreement or issues wea qo lead to anoda CHANGE of election date coz APC qoons don respect dierselves cool down abt d shouting n demanding of CHANGE after dea chanqe d date unlike b4 wen d date b feb... bk to d topic
**d card reader chanqes nutin n won't b dt efficient, sufficient n effective in all 36 states,
** it can lead or b one of d key issues of political violence...for example - if d card reader isnt availiable in an APC owned state n PDP wins in DT APC owned stated, d wicked n frustrated leaders wud simply put d blame on d unavailability of d card reader n brainwash d poor n hopeless youths leadinq to violence...
** card reader or no card reader,d election must n wud continue being rigged coz Nigeria has failed as a country n corruption has eaten very deep into d systems coz its a country wr
**u must av god fathers to qet to d top
**corruption is not a crime
**d rich gets richer n d poor gets poorer n hopeless
**education isn't even a legacy coz certificate can easily b forged
------- reading d topic reminds mi of dis joke----
a finger printing thief scanning machine was produced in china by d best n different scientists around d world to b used to detect criminals in some countries in d space of 3 months...
was tested in China n it scanned n cauqht 59,000 thieves within 3 months
was brought to Spain n it caught 74,000 thieves
was taken to USA n it caught 95,000 thieves
was taken to south Africa n it caught 54,000 thieves
and dea finally remembered DT Nigeria is d giant of Africa n dey brought d machine here.....d first probs was dt d normal 3 months was extended to 9 months and after d 9 months dea discovered dt D MACHINE HAS BIN STOLEN.....NAIJA I HAIL O

FlintGuevara:
Please, is your name Lienus?

NOoooooo...ma name iz paulo
quess u dnt b,liev
its not ur fault if u don't coz I dnt av pics for u
u a quy or a qal

mustymatic:
FOOL

don't kno wu u ar n dnt kno Y u used d F word on mi...
don't try it next tym coz its not fair n u wunt lyk wat u wud qet or see if u mistakenly try em aqain....
ur sins ar forqiven
loqin n sin no more

soderican:
learn how to use 'g'

Yess boss BT m more comfortable wt wat m useinq n hw m.typing...ma quys aint complaining, Mr seun d owner of d Skul aint complaining.... xo wu ar u n Y ar u doinq someone else job DT u CNT b paid for?

sooooo...funny......
d violence pics excuse can onli b applied in d north
all ar excuses for broke fellaz
beinq broke isn't funY
beinq broke is beinq dead
anoda quy wud easily reap wea e didn't even tink of sowinq n end up wt ur qal simply b'coz u ar broke
u wud lose xooooo much respect wen u qo broke..
some qals kip askin Y I always laff n dnt eva b'liev or qet crious each tym dea say dea luv mi,
even a qal even went ahead and swear n even wanna qo far ahead to take an oat dt she wud Neva hurt mi even if I qo broke knoinq fully well dt av bin tru diff embarrassment n frustrating actions from qals especially wen u qo broke n she qat anoda rich fella dts dieinq to tap her as5
dts Y I always insist n qv credits to celebs dt still stick ahead n marry d qals dt av bin wt dem riqht from d start n tru dier broke b rouqh tyms coz it ain't easy to find such kinda qals unlike some qold diqqers dt ar purposing luv b'coz of d moni n wud letta flee n b suckinq anoda guys d wen u qo broke
dta Y I don't criticize some celebs dt qo far away to oda country to pick dier Ladys coz many Nigerian qals don't worth it
its all about d mony
pls u can b broke or qo broke BT pls don't stay broke......
I praY to GOD dt I die b4 I qo broke......yunq6ix

wow....GOOD NEWS....
m happy for u and ur family
after all she had bin tru, u can add more fun n smile to her day by takinq her out for a nice treat as Valentine tinz or jus arranqe wt ur family plan a nice Valentine package for her.....dts if ur friend's ( d police ) avnt milked ur households dry
conqratulations once aqain n don't forqet n testimony n tanksqivinq tinz on sundaY....

sometin tells mi its d'banj dt bought her dt baby
nice ride babes
enjoy it while it last
wat evry qal is dreaminq for as a val. qift
#hustlinq mode activated #
moneY musT b made
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I don't talk much coz I kno moneY wud.....

mine was cleuless coz bk den I had no shoes n was hopeinq for FRESH AIR bt now its
certificteless coz m still in skul bt after march tinz wud CHANGE.....

wunt qv any of dem coz dose answers or weak n empty lines or tweets dnt deserve any phd....
to qv any of dem is a big downgradinq to PHD....
dea don't even deserve an o'level self

lol ...tanks op n dnt mind anybody dt is abusing u or makinq u feel lyk a foolish kid coz u did well by expisinq dose wicked fellaz
I do online meqabyt bizz wt tested n trusted qoons dt I kno or av met b4...if I dnt kno u n u promised to sell mi 4gig for N200 or any unreasonable or attractinq price, I wud simply ask of ur address n pay t.p to ur office or ur ous, pay d price n even add more interest for a job well done n dts if u av finished shareinq d 4qiq to mi BT if u don't n i discovered dt d person is a scam dt wanna av his daily bread from d cheap 400 to 2k he is deprivinq online peps from....














.criousli TWO peps qo answer questions dt day...
one person qo answer BABA GOD own
and d oda qo b for police own

Yeah dts no news and even
Garri ar bin sold in Spain
maize or corn ar sold in Russia
plantain. yam, potatoes ar sold in Sweden, arqentina, italy n even in Haiti
Beans n Bread was ma main source of survival d last tym I was in Greece n even in Portugal
Was shocked, surprised n happy wen I saw pounded Yam n equsi on d food manual in a restaurant in croatia wen i travellwd for a semina...last month...
did took pics bt deleted d folder of ma foreign pics yesterday after man gal insisted on qoin tru ma fone n I realised dt almost all d pics in dt folder wud do our relationship more harm dan qud n Valentine n her b'day is just some days ahead......

dea av dier reasons for portinq to APC coz dea must av seen d handwriting on d wall
maYb dea relli nids CHANGE..

mine used to b
d clueless n shoeless device dt qvs fresh air b4 I renamed it to d certificateless device n dts CHANGE

mine used to b
d clueless n shoeless device dt qvs fresh air

nice piece nt next tym try to space ur Epistle n underline or bold some key words or letters to create more perfect n understandable script
beinq successful is anoda tin entirely apart from many tinz from ur list...
for some its destiny, for others its determination, for some is hunqer, for others its luck, for some its b,coz dea ar bound to b successful coz dea ar born into wealth, for others its easy n tru shabby n despirate means means( bk door n dirty means)
afterall d danqote's n richer n biqqa peps controlling billions n owners of various oil wells don't av to qo tru ur list or drop some anytinq from ur list b4 dea qot to d top

lol...badt n nauqhty thread....
wud kip fallinq for DT popcorn, toothpaste, chewinq qum part....nice work Mr.op BT its kinda too corrupt n u wud av taqed it as under 18 tinz
**picks up bible n start readinq.ferociousli**

hmmmm....don't b'liev its suicid or depression as d strory wants us to b'liev
don't b'liev dt a cute fellla lyk dis wud b loneli n don't av numerous numba of qals to kip hym company
or dea is sometin d story isnt tellinq us
Mr o.p is he qay

**drops s.k n picks up fone**
dts politics for u
its a qame n d best player wins
even if it wud take shekau to join APC for dem to win, I bet u he wud join dem n dea wud say he is a chanqed man n lebel hym a born aqain Christian
f masses dont kno wats cookinq n some kip screaminq n demandinq for CHANGE n av observed DT.......
**70% ar paid to shout for CHANGE
**20% ar not sure dea wud c d chanqe BT dea jus taq alonq coz dea b'liev GEJ has failed n dea is no oda dependable aspirant n d rest and final
**10% kno reali want d chanqe n av little faith dt buhari n APV wud qv dem DT CHANGE
qat no PVC n wud b relaxing maself tru out d election tinz
wat wud it profit a man to stand n que under d sun to vote for d election to b riqqed??
NIGERIA av failed
#open box n start searchinq for his papers to Burundi, Haiti or kampala#

nice words from d President BT its is easier n betta said Dan done...
some peps dt dier fada cant do half of wat he had done n achieved ar quick to call hym clueless, dnt kno if its an internal hate, dunno if dea ar bin paid bt I kno its onli few APC PEPs av reasons to criticize hym
wi all ar Nigerians, wi av to work toqeda BT u sureli nid a qud, trustworthy n dependable leader BT m still tryinq to find anoda worthy heir coz if GEJ CNT lead us, I don't c buhari doing it..
not a fan of political propaqandaz coz dea ar all written scripts BT I jus pray for save n violent free polls n don't qv a FCK abt wu wins coz even if its CHANGE OR FREASH AIR is dier own political, Fckinq n selfish bizzness coz its still d same to masses n I qat ma reasons for dt statement



#carefully reads comment
watin I jus type self .....dt yesterday rain no try oooo.....e jus dull mi n I jus dea smoke wet s.k since.....

u try.....tanks
make I.cram all of dem coz i qet betta job interview dis weekend n my in-law say dem wan talk n interview mi dis week BT
Mr op if dem dis questions n answers no kumout dt day......Wahala qo dea o
# criousli sharpening his cutlass ##