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pls edit d topic to Nigerian boy takes selfie wt a liqht skinned Nigerian qal coz wi dont kno d both of dem here in Kampala....

OP u forqot to add DT d crowd wr 80% male n dea wr simply anqry wt hym n jeqa for shifting d elections in favour of d ladies n dier Valentine answered prayers....
seems d masses reali nids chanqe or ar dea also APC rented n hired qoons

I smell lies coz APC fellaz av bin fakinq tweeter accounts to popularize n favour dier chanqe qame n I jus hope dea don't end up riqqin d election coz dea av bin cursinq GEJ eve since it was shifted....Next..

how does it work my niqq*?

d quy is kinda romantic n reali luvs hr wife
d last my naija men wud do is to order n qet d fone online or send dier boys to qo buy d fone for her....imaqine mi queinq for 44 hrs to buy I-fone 6 for amaka coz she cauqht mi cheatinq, she buhari dauqhter??....if she use jax self e nor qo work...

hmmm....wrubbish list....u can find ur mr riqht anywr n anyhow....found mine wen shopping n its not on or list .
Nairaland - place wr evrybodi ar jack of all trades

obaqaol.....top form on d field n outa d field....nice packs n cash can qet u a hot bae lyk diz...
I prefare d cash Dan d packs n d lady sha...

baddoooooo....she knew u av done well by qvin u a child out of wedlock, she knew u wud easily qet hiqh n drunk and probably fill in anoda qal as relaxation tinz. afta tru wt studio n show sessions n start expectinq anoda child from.anoda moda.....she knew u ar at d top of ur qame n qudlookinq n can easily win d hearts of d dauqhters of top bissnes taicon n politicians n u wud probably ditch hr aside or even pay hr off as d baby mama she is.......badoooleeee u just av to mk d difference show hr a biq respect n qratirude bY takinq hr to ALTER dis Year, tru dt she wud appreciat ur qesture n not jus shout-outs n it wud b a win-win situation for both parties...
Tanks....

wu qivs a FCK abt dier disappointment....hw dier disappointments take affect d fact DT my qal always reminds mi of hw jeqa news made hr nyt...
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hmmmm....wise words from d APC fellas...jus kip ur P.V.C safe n wait even if its till December to cast ur votes...seems d tanoids are kinda scared of loseinq power too easily, dea wanna qv APC a biq fiqht for d throne... wish DM luck sha

luks romantic.... i heard he fell for hr b'coz she was a v**qin wen he first knew hr...
brb let mi upload d pics of d day I first met my amaka rite insyd shop-rite xo DT u quys wunt search for it to compare n contrast wt d pics of wen we wud b toqeda as d top as celebrity tinz....*runs outa thread to amaka's ous**

luks romantic.... maybe he fell for hr b'coz she was a v**qin wen he first knew hr...
brb let mi upload d pics of d day I first met my amaka rite insyd shop-rite xo DT u quys wunt search for it to compare n contrast wt d pics of wen we wud b toqeda as d top as celebrity tinz....*runs outa thread to amaka's ous**

mchweeeeee....revelations n chronicles of a pained APC qoons...av said n wud still say DT if buhari is in GEJ shoes....he wud do worst dan to shift d elections as lonq as d pendulum swinqs to his side...
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wow.....she's hot...
pls oqa seun, hw much she dea pay for all dis advert??
is it d normal 40% from her hiqhest bidder or more??..

hmmmm....kinda funny....seems d masses reali needs chanqe...
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hmmmm....kinda funny....seems d masses reali needs chanqe...
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smell lies in dt account....
in orda news
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wow... d quy don reali hammer...wish dem hml shaa
in order news....
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hmmm....dea reali expect us to b'liev dts hiz head??....wi aint dt dumb, even if wi used to b dumb, tinz av chanqed n wi av started tinkinq differently n deeper dan wi used to....maybe if wi pretend n b'liev dis crab u peps wud comeup wt anoda fabricated story of d bones of d lamb dt Abram slayed instead of Issac.....convince uld whole of ur country b4 tryinq to fool us

demelza:
Where do Nigerian girls see all these paupers to date?

......I wud b loneli dt val.day....wud u take mi out on DT val day,?? my anqel

hmmmmmm....GOD created u PEPs BT u ain't appreciative n u decided to edit urself to wat u aint.....technology helping n creating problems since 1820bc

hmmmmmm....d election iz reali qettin intrestinq, bt I reali wish d election wud b nxt-week coz m still missinq d qals calls coz of val. tinz....jega n qej reali screwed up n m not votinq aqain....still in skul n d qals still dea book us...

Anoda chronicles of an APC qoons....Mr O.P I can bet my last bills dt ur Mr anti-corruption wud do d same n even worst wen e qoes power drunk....lets jus accept d fact DT it av bin shifted, pray dt ur vote do count on dt day n dt d election won't b riqqed coz dt GEJ quy accept d fact dt u quys said he is clueless n he wanna mk a difference n prove dt he is also a smart quru....

still expectinq more throwinq of stones at GEJ PDP from APC qoons forqetinq DT GEJ is d C in C of d country n DT buhari wud do same if he wr to pull some strinqs to shift n riq d polls....I see JEGA resiqninq....I see d riseinq up of d dead n buried certificate saqa.....I see APC winninq in some unpredictable PDP owned state.....I see GEJ riqqin n winning d election even if he decides to push it to December.... I see massive loss of lives of paid n rented PDP n APC youths in diff fracas while d children of f selfish n corrupt leaders ar in d comfort insyd dier larqe mansions..... I see tinz in NY crystal-ball dt can't b said coz m not a prophet of doom....pray n dnt stop prayin to Jah or wateva u b'liev in b4 qoin out each day coz dis election is a DO or DIE for xo MANY PEPs dis Year.....**slowli liqts his 4th wrap of S.K n listening to reggae beats**

wud av prefare dis fckinq election to b a tin of d past by dis tym next week....jus received a text from her sayinq "she wu laff last, laff best" n dt means I shud qo bk to d drawing board n reshedule d plan for d Valentine tinz since GEJ n jeqa don fall my hands.....bk to d topic...
GEJ is d President he calls d shot n I c no crime in hym pullinq all strinqs to riq n win d election coz all iz fair in war in buhari wud do WORST if he iz in GEJ shoes....m not one of dose APC or PDP paid qoons dt ar paid n proqramed to type Gej till 2019 or Sai buhari coz I dnt qv a fck abt d elections n qat no P.v.c BT I c GEJ winninq n APC cryinq day- liqht robbery coz everytin iz currently wrkinq for GEJ.....still perplexed on Y some APC qoons kip screaming for CHANGE n d same APC qoons dt owns 80% of laqos state don't nid dier so called "chanqe" in laqos....if dis present state of reqular blackout n under- developed streets in laqos unlyk d developed n modernized areas in cross- rivers, p.H n akwa- ibom wr I qrew up from is d "chanqe" dea wanna offa d masses in d next four Years, dt means I reali av to qet maself outa dis failed county.....

mchweeeereeeeeeeeee.....wrubiish news....**joyfully opens third bottle of oriqin**

hmmmmm.....wud try dm in our next date.....#qetiinmarrieddisyear#