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COMEDY

It further said, ” Benue under the Ortom administration ought to cooperate with the Federal Government in the implementation of a number of national strategies programs in addressing underlying issues militating against peace, progress and development.
” This can still get done when the interest of the people is placed above all other interests. A government voted into office by the people, should treat the people as its masters and not as its servants.”
Garba Shehu should give GMB this advice!

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Signed
Muyiwa Adekeye
Special Adviser to the Governor (Media & Communication)
27th April 2021

When the chips are down, you will not find these Fulani people there to make any sense

Yesterday one dollar rose to N495! I think this writer did a good job we should all be critically looking to.

1. Appreciation and depreciation of currency is not related to race or color or who is the president be it Hausa Igbo or Yoruba. It is basically about production of goods and services and the demand of your products in the world market. A confused country that produces almost nothing will never meet up, policies only control your currency not the value of another countries currency against yours.

2. A country where over 500 industries died within 30 years must be stupid to complain of depreciation of her currency. We keep killing local industries and expect policies to make it up, it's a joke sir. Don't use China as an example if depreciating currencies and strong economy, China produces and may attract more export with that strategy unlike Nigeria that produces nothing.

3. A country where someone carried $2+billion simply to be shared is already a doomed one in terms of monetary policy and value. A country that produces Dizeani and Bafarawa who spent billion to appease demons. Those money without economic value is an economic poison injected into the system.

4. A country that favours importation over local production is doomed because it creates employment for another country while sacking her own citizens. Some people are working in Michelin and Dunlop somewhere, yet we use the tyre here. Don't tell me principle of comparative advantage here, it's not applicable.

5. A country that exports all raw materials without adding value is shameless to talk of depreciation of currency, to later re-import finished products of that materials is the peak of daftness. A bag of cocoa will go for like N1 million naira but when it is processed it will worth around N7million. Even farmers who produced raw cocoa can't buy chocolate.

6. A country that deliberately operate banking system that gives loans to importers at the expense of local industries is doomed and should say nothing about depreciation. Most of the loans are given to senators and representatives not industrialists.

7. A country that give loans in billions to agric sector without monitoring & evaluation of such loan on how it gets to the real farmers is a sham. A guy collected over N2 billion agric loan, he bought a jeep, built a nice house and use the rest to import processed pork. Meanwhile, local pork farmers are dying here. Is that not a double tragedy, stressing forex at the same time killing local industries.

8. A country that spend more on few privileged politicians at the cost of the populace who are unemployed should not talk about money depreciation. A country that keeps paying NNPC staff N10 billion as salaries every month when a single drop of petrol was not processed shout shut up about depreciation of currency. Crime is rising as value added to the initial failure.

9. A country where it is difficult for investors to register businesses because of the governent officials demanding for bribe. Right from airport, to hotel, to minister to governors investors will bribe, all these are part of cost of investment. A friend brought investor on estate development just for the state commissioner in charge to demand 30% of the investment. To see the governor in a state will cost you N2 million as bribe before you can be scheduled. This is a state as poor as anything.

10. A country where the cost of travelling for treatment abroad by officials will build world class hospitals should not talk about naira against dollar parity. Money taken to that trip is part of stress on forex. Same as forex spend on pilgrimage, let religion fanatics keep off me here. Without going to Mecca or Jerusalem you can still make heaven. You waste forex on pilgrimage to later be talking rubbish about forex.

11. A country where few people have access to federal reserve and those few can get loans are not because of what they can produce but the connection they have, is that country not gone already?

12. A country where we import what we produce because it's cheaper over there is gone.

13. A country that has arable land, teaming idle youths and still complain of hunger should not talk about currency depreciation. It's annoying.

14. A country where free money flows can never control inflow and outflow of forex. Imagine someone who wants to hide his loot went to Aboki to buy dollars worth $50 million just to hide it in the basement of his house. That money has no economic value yet it deprived those companies that need it to import raw materials, those companies go to Aboki to buy at exorbitant price.

15. A country where a strong bank owners can influence shares from within Stock Exchange room to inflate their shares worth from N20 to N150, crash the same share to N30 and ready to buy it back at N28 all within a year. Forget it, currency will never appreciate in such economy.

16. A country where banks are involved in round tripping and inflated cost to siphon money is doomed. A company wants to import caterpillar worths $50,000. A bank made the forex $550,000j meanwhile no caterpillar was imported at last yet the money faded into private accounts. Who strain forex in that case?

Straight from my grandmothers Whatsapp group. So you can bet it's not backed up by any facts atall.

And as predictably is the the rising of the sun the next IGP is from the North.What is truly worrisome is the arrogance with which Buhari demonstrates his propensity to be a sectional irredentist when it comes to issues concerning the southern part of Nigeria. Considering how woefully the previous IGP performed and the bad start the newly appointed military chiefs have had. He still acts with such indifference...

I mean the case has no merit, they are basically just engaging in try your luck, its bound to fail as you stated the argument is irrational and hopeless.

duni04:
Not a fan of Nigerian politics but this ought to be the most ridiculous legal argument i have ever heard. How can someone who was born in a town in present day Nigeria be excluded from contesting elections as a Nigerian because the town was in another country before he was born?
Joda is a town in present day Nigeria, why on earth would someone in Abuja deny anyone in Joda the chance to contest any election because joda was once in Cameroon as far back as 1961

Absolutely ridiculous!!!

The Supreme court would have to step in to properly interpret the law in this case. They need to set a precedent on whether conferred citizenship is retrogressive more so in this very unusual case where another territory was absorbed. I'm sure one of the conditions for joining Nigeria un 1961 would have been promises from the Nigerian side that their rights to full benefits associated with being citizens of Nigeria would not be trampled on. Atiku should introduce that in his defence.

His excellency Vice President Atiku Abubakar, should be addressed as such in court. He has earned that. You can argue you stupiidty in court but adress him as Ex Vice President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria..

Some have eyes but they cant see

kingk:
Imo state prison set ablaze


IGP: ipob are responsible, fish them out(without investigation)


Ipob: we don't have a hand in
it.


NAF jet missing in borno Boko

Haram: we are responsible, we shot it down


NAF: no you are not responsible, we know u are innocent,it was just accident
(without investigation)

This statement is predictable and very amusing. How did they get these weapons? Where do people get this kinds of assault weapons in a nation that prohibits weapons and has it borders closed and under control? We are a nation in distress, the cracks are glaring for everyone to see..

NORTHERN NIGERIA PETROLEUM COMPANY
Bayo Oluwasanmi
Sahara Reporters

Nepotism results in bias, unfair treatment, and exclusion of others. Nepotism has been the practice of presidents of Northern extraction. The current President Almajiri has carried nepotism to the level of insanity.

Nigeria is the corruption capital of the world and is making no progress at ending the practice. Corruption is rampant in Nigeria, so is nepotism. Corruption is the abuse of power for personal gain. Nepotism is the abuse of power extended to support a specific group’s interest, usually based on personal greed.

The death of Maikanti Baru, former Group Managing Director of Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation, makes it necessary to review the top 20 positions in the corporation. A review of the top 20 executive positions in the corporation reads like a Northern Nigeria Petroleum Company. The all-Muslim top 20 executives in NNPC makes Nigeria look like an annex of Arab Emirates.

1. Mele Kyari (GMD)

2. Umar Ajiya (Chief Finance Officer/Finance and Accounts)

3. Yusuf Usman (Chief Operating Officer)

4. Farouk Garba Sa’id (Chief Operating Officer, Corporate Services)

5. Mustapha Yakubu (Chief Operating Officer, Refining and Petrochemicals)

6. Hadiza Coomassie (Corporate Secretary/Legal Adviser to the Corporation)

7. Omar Ibrahim (Group General Manager, International Energy Relations)

8. Kallamu Abdullahi (GGM Renewable Energy)

9. Ibrahim Birma (GGM Governance Risk and Compliance)

10. Bala Wunti (GGM NAPIMS)

11. Inuwa Waya (MD NNPC Shipping)

12. Musa Lawan (MD Pipelines And Product Marketing)

13. Mansur Sambo (MD Nigeria Petroleum Development Company)

14. Lawal Sade (MD Duke Oil/NNPC Trading Company)

15. Malami Shehu (MD Port Harcourt Refining Company)

16. Muhammed Abah (MD Warri Refining and Petrochemical Company)

17. Abdulkadir Ahmed (MD Nigeria Gas Marketing Company)

18. Salihu Jamari (MD Nigeria Gas and Power Investment Company Limited)

19. Mohammed Zango (MD NNPC Medical Services)

20. Sarki Auwalu (Director, Department of Petroleum Resources)

Only three top positions were allotted to the entire Southern Nigeria. What happened to federal character? What’s the job of the Federal Character Commission? Do we have a National Assembly? What the hell is wrong with the members of National Assembly? Where’s the Senate oversight committee on NNPC? Where are the activists? The North produces nothing and contributes zero revenue to the central purse in Abuja. Yet, the North gulps 99 per cent of the revenue.

Nepotism results in bias, unfair treatment, and exclusion of others. Nepotism has been the practice of presidents of Northern extraction. The current President Almajiri has carried nepotism to the level of insanity. Through leprosy of nepotism, President Almajiri has Fulanised the rank and file of Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation. All federal establishments such as the military, judiciary, security agencies, immigration, customs, ports authority, railways, prisons, NTA, NAN, aviation, ministries, name it, are bedevilled by nepotism.

Without justice, Nigeria and Nigerians will never know peace, progress, and prosperity. Without justice, forget about one Nigeria. It is the blatant injustices – alienation, exclusion, discrimination, marginalization, suppression, and oppression – that fuel the agitation for Oduduwa Republic and Biafra.

With the Fulani obduracy to cling to power at all cost, with the Fulani almajiri philosophy that is opposed to revolution, reformation, or modernity, the break-up of Nigeria is imminent and unstoppable!

SCHOOL FEES ROUND TRIPING. Something similar was done with my school fees payment

IjeBos:
Where are you purchasing 10000USD at official rates?
There's so much contradictory info here. Everyone seems to be an expert.

This seems like a very poorly thought-out policy, Incentives for inflows should involve improving the ease of doing business and not putting restriction on businesses.

This is to confirm that a Nigerian Air Force (NAF) Beechcraft King Air B350i aircraft crashed while returning to the Abuja Airport after reporting engine failure enroute Minna. First responders are at the scene. Sadly, all 6 personnel on board died in the crash. The Aircraft reported engine failure at time 1039 and crashed landed on the final approach path of Abuja Runway 22 at time 1048UTC.

The Chief of the Air Staff (CAS), @CAS_IOAmao, has ordered an immediate investigation into the incident. While urging the general public to remain calm & await the outcome of investigation, the CAS, on behalf of all NAF personnel, commiserates with the families of the deceased.

Flight Lieutenant Gazama
Flight Lieutenant Piyo
Flying Officer Okpara
Flight Sergeant Olawumi
Sergeant Oluka
ACM Johnson

These are the people onboard Shadow 01 and has been confirmed dead. May their souls rest in peace

Maj General Oyefesobi was the Deputy Chief at the Defence Intelligence Agency. The former Chief of Defence Intelligence Agency was Air Vice Marshall Suleiman, who proceeded on retirement with the appointment of the new service chiefs. I still agree with you that the agency has not fulfilled its mandate, instead the former Chief of the Defence intelligence Agency was rewarded along with the incompetent Service chiefs, an Ambassadorial diplomatic Appointment. Buhari is a mess.

Dpharisee:
Defence Intelligence Agency is an irrelevant organisation in the intelligence community. How many times have we heard about their exploits neither do we even know Maj General Oyefesobi all these years.

Buhari nephew Yusuf 'Tunde' who was a recharge card hawker in 2014 is suddenly an Assistant Director at National Intelligence Agency (NIA) on secondment to the presidential villa which is the Original.

Defence Intelligence Agency is the counterfeit under this administration headed by South West to give us a false sense of security by thinking that Yorubas are now in charge of national intelligence while Fulani militia are impoverishing our people by eating up their crops, preventing them from going to their farms, kidnapping for ransom and making billions, he is simply a General without troops.
This position is already relegated like the office of the current VP Osinbajo

I am interested in the estimated cost to clear a 2018 Mercedes Benz G63 AMG. The car was bought for $109,000.

I am interested in the estimated cost to clear a 2018 Mercedes Benz G63 AMG. The car was bought for $109,000.

The International Criminal Court has said that the matter of the trial of the outgone Chief of Army Staff, Lt Gen Tukur Buratai; former Chief of Defence Chief, General Abayomi Olonisakin; former Chief of Naval Staff, Vice Admiral Ibok-Ete Ibas; and former Chief of Air Staff, Air Marshal Sadique Abubakar, is with its prosecutor.

The ICC stated this on Thursday evening in a mail sent to SaharaReporters by its Spokesperson, Fadi El-Abdallah.

The ICC further directed SaharaReporters to contact its prosecutor for more details on the trial and prosecution of the former military chiefs.

Since Tuesday, a cross-section of Nigerians has started to demand the probe and trial of Buratai, and the other service chiefs for alleged abuse of office.

Nigerians particularly said the army chief, Buratai, and his colleagues must appear before the International Criminal Court, The Hague, Netherlands, to answer for several massacres in the country under their watch with the most recent being October 2020 Lekki shooting, where a disputable number of civilian protesters were killed and injured.

Many Nigerians have also noted that Buratai and possibly others must be probed for what has become known as the Zaria massacre, which was carried out by the Nigerian Army in Zaria, Kaduna State, on December 12, 2015, against Shia Muslims, mostly members of the Islamic Movement in Nigeria.

At least 348 civilians were reportedly killed, with 347 bodies allegedly secretly buried by the army in a mass grave.

The Kaduna State government in April 2016 said 347 corpses were given a mass burial at the Mando cemetery after what they claimed was a clash between soldiers and members of the Shiite’s sect in the state.

The fastest way to rise in rank in the Nigerian Armed Forces? What Arms of service (Army, Airforce, Navy) and what Branches are the best to serve?

Cylindrical head have been doing it for ages tagged Almajiri. Unsophisticated criminality but no different

HYMENAIOS:
Cone heads are fast mastering this hustle. They are taking over from their flat head counterparts

My thought on the way

I just received my 32pages from Sulka Abuja today in the morning.. They have no issues with availability of booklet or whatever you hear,they are just not DIY friendly

Look here my friend, the problems we face in nigeria dont only affect Igbos or just some people for that matter. You can choose to be stupid and not understand that the poor masses(ones with no internet or smartphone to type rubbish) are truly frustrated.At the end of the day its still your generation relegated to a life that has no worth. Get a life and adopt more objective views on nation issues., only then will we begin to solve the problems of this our dear country

BabaO2:
Have you heard his audio? This useleSs fake oneness card you people from the east are suddenly playing and putting few imbecilic yorubas up to front for your calculated destruction of yoruba people and heritage is an act of cowardice and hatred.

COMEDIAN

Kemistri4:
Nnamdi kanu/Igbos ordered the jailbreak...

Estoril Praia v Feirense
Both Teams to Score
2.08

Coventry City v Swansea
Match Result (1X2)
Coventry City
3.54


Reading v Wycombe Wanderers
Match Result (1X2)
Wycombe Wanderers
7.24


Burton Albion v Rochdale
Match Result (1X2)
Burton Albion
2.11

Total Odds: 112.44

Autobiography 2008

12659.. Pastor Ize Iyamu Wept

Invest in a more roboust data plan so you can have access to video feeds from the results announcements

Naijaguy12345:
Why so long delay. APC don win already but I understand pdp is winning on Nairaland.