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Days after losing his 3rd Gubernatorial race, former PDP governorship aspirant,Jimi agbaje has decided to part ways with PDP.

This sudden move has shocked Lagosians while some are not so surprised with this recent development. FNN have been able to gather shocking new facts behind Agbaje’s sudden decision to leave PDP.

News reaching us revealed that Agbaje and the seating Governor, Ambode are close pals. Further findings prove that Ambode secretly sponsored Jimi Agbaje’s Election Campaign in a bid to end the control of Tinubu in Lagos but none of his efforts have worked so far.

FNN also gathered that as soon as Ambode's tenure comes to an end, the two power-hungry men, Ambode and Agbaje will call a press conference to announce the name of a new party. FNN also confirmed that the two men plan to disrupt the APC and PDP parties in Nigeria.

https://www.fnn.com.ng/nation/revealed-jimi-agbaje-and-governor-ambode-to-start-a-new-political-party/

Its 2019 and we still have to talk about the tu face (aka 2face) and black face beef…yes this beef is over 5 years and this time it was reignited with the release of black face new music “war”. Where black face accused tu face of being a homo sexual.

FNN caught up with the tu face (aka and asked what can be done to settle this beef once and for all, he said “my people nothing dey happen, catch the vibe catch the feeling..ehn you see, it is a very small something” at this time we told tu face aka 2baba to speak in proper English for our fans to be able to understand.

We asked if he stole the African queen song from blackface and he responded ” this is actually a lie, i bought that song for N150 ..he didn’t believe in the song and i gave him my last card back then. i released the song and he decided to return back the N150.

Today that song is worth more than N150 and that hurts him everyday that he sold his destiny for N150

https://www.fnn.com.ng/world/tu-face-i-bought-african-queen-song-from-blackface-for-n150/

Just few days after the rumble of the Etinosa and mcglaxay ig live scandal came to settle, it looks like Etinosa has reaped from the scandal.

News coming in from TMZEE, states that pornhub have approached Etinosa with a deal, worth 250,000, as they plan to add a new section to their category “potbelly”.

Speaking with the head PR porn hub, he said “we have been trying to create a unique African category on our site now, something people can relate to something men in Africa see around. That is what gave birth to this category and eti nosa is the perfect person to kick start this campaign”.

We are not sure yet if Etinosa will be doing more live IG videos or will have exclusive content on pornhub for her fans and potbelly lovers.

FNN caught up with mc glaxay to know his reaction after the fire from fans on social media. here’s what he had to say. “i am happy for etinosa and i am happy This deal will help her elevate from her depression state.

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Just days after the concluded gubernatorial elections, Lagos governor-elect Babajide Sanwo-Olu has addressed Lagosians on the weight of his campaign. During a media round, newsmen quizzed Sanwo-Olu about his goal in the first 100 days of being a seating governor:

“My campaign was very loud. I understand some people still use my posters as landmarks and others have even seized the opportunity to advertise their businesses, nonetheless, it is defacing Lagos. Therefore, my first task will be to assign people to remove my posters and paraphernalia from the walls, bridges and streets of Lagos...full story link > ... https://www.fnn.com.ng/nation/it-will-take-3-years-to-remove-my-campaign-posters-babajide-sanwo-olu/


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The president of the United States of America has weighed in on the just concluded presidential election held in Nigeria.

FNN reports quizzed POTUS about his take on the final election results and he had this to say, “I don’t know about you but the election was a scam. Imagine the despicable act perpetuated by the young aspirants- they deceived sponsors to invest in them selling the narrative that it was time for a younger person to rule- but they didn’t use the money for campaigns.
It’s a shit hole down there. The election was not free and fair, there was intimidation from APC party. Several fake videos were sent to my twitter dm, two from Nigerian racist men made me scoff.

The election was like one of those Nigerian scam mails Americans get, and i wish atiku all the best in his court case.The president removed the chief justice just because he knew atiku would take the case to court.

Nigerians deserve their lifeless President. I hear they still live in huts and caves down there”.

https://www.fnn.com.ng/politics/the-nigerian-election-was-a-huge-scam-president-trump/

The 2019 elections have been conducted and winners announced into their respective seats. Lagosians can finally move freely without being accosted by campaign materials of the APC Gubernatorial candidate, Babajide Sanwo-Olu.

FNN caught up with Banky W, who recently announced his decision to aim higher in his political ambition. Banky declared this morning that Lagos needs to take a new lead and that he won't make the mistakes of former party opponents who have tried to end godfatherism in the state. He said, “I won't disappear and start campaigning a year to the election. My campaign starts now, we know what to do."..read full story below

https://www.fnn.com.ng/politics/banky-w-announces-interest-in-lagos-governorship-race-come-2023/

As the 2019 Gubernatorial Elections approaches, Ambode has urged all Lagosians to vote their conscience.This report comes days after it was released that Sanwo-Olu, the governorship candidate was seen with Bola Tinubu performing a sitting governor’s role.

When asked to speak on it, Ambode said, “I am still the governor. Nobody can unseat me before my time”.FNN went on to ask if he supports the APC candidate and his advice for voters. Ambode replied thus :....read full story link below

https://www.fnn.com.ng/politics/governor-ambode-vote-the-candidate-without-a-criminal-record/

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In the early hours of today, the president of the federal republic of Nigeria took to twitter to wish Ghana a happy independence day and the tweet quickly deleted after receiving few backlash from Nigerians. Below is the screenshot of the tweet before it was deleted.see full tweet in link below

https://www.fnn.com.ng/nation/president-buhari-ghana-jollof-is-better-than-nigerian-jollof-see-tweet/


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Today is the celebration of the former president, chief Olusegun obasanjo. our correspondents on ground, FNN were able to catch up with him in his Ota farm to wish him a happy birthday. we also took the opportunity to find out how he felt about the results of the election.

The former president and head of state, who had picked the next president after his tenure, for the first time got his selection wrong. This came as shock to all Nigerians as his candidate was unable to defeat the incumbent president Muhammad buhari.

We quizzed baba and he had this to say “you people think I am wrong or I lost by picking atiku, but what the elders can see sitting the current generation cannot see it while standing or even flying, because this youth are blinded with social media.......read full story link below


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https://www.fnn.com.ng/politics/olusegun-obasanjo-i-picked-atiku-for-presidential-election-so-he-can-spend-the-money-he-stole/

PDP presidential flag bearer, Atiku, has pointed fingers in the direction of OBO, claiming he was the reason behind his losing the race in the recently concluded presidential election. FNN had a sit down to ask why Atiku has not accepted defeat yet. Below is some excerpt from the interview.

FNN: Good morning, how are you coming with the loss?

ATIKU: What loss? I did not lose the election. Have you seen the amount of lawyers I have and how many years of experience they have? The battle is not over.

FNN: So you believe the justice system in Nigeria will turn the events of the election in your favour?

ATIKU: I believe Nigeria is a democratic nation and all the facts prove that Buhari is a fraud. The election was not free and fair.

FNN: Are there any other concerns you have about the turnout of the election as it affects you?

ATIKU: Oh! I didn’t want to say this before but I would have to blame Davido.

FNN: Why Davido?

ATIKU: Everyone he has shown support for in the electoral space has lost. Think about it. His uncle, Saraki, Banky W, Mr Jollof- they all lost their elections and that same omen affected my race hugely

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https://www.fnn.com.ng/politics/davido-is-the-reason-i-lost-the-presidential-election-atiku/

President-Elect Muhammad Buhari has announced that he will be handing over power to VP-Elect Yemi Osinbajo after spending just 2 years as president.

Buhari made this shocking announcement after INEC presented him with his Certificate of Return for winning the Presidential Elections which took place last Saturday.

FNN caught up with him right after the announcement to ask him why he was making such a decision. He said:
“You see, this Election has really drained me. Sai Baba iz really tired. I need to use the pirst 2 years op my new fresidency to rest froferly. My medical checkuf is long oberdue. I’ll leabing Yemi in charge because he’s bery capable. I will return apter 2 years to round uf the whole thing.

FNN will bring you more..

https://www.fnn.com.ng/nation/i-plan-to-be-president-for-2-years-and-hand-over-to-osinbajo-president-buhari/

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In the aftermath of the Bloody and Violent Rivers Re Run election, an even bigger problem has surfaced as it was reported this morning that Minister of Transport and erstwhile Governor of Rivers State, Rotimi Amaechi, was abducted from his Hotel Room in Port Harcourt by heavily armed men disguised as Men of the Nigerian Army.


While reports are still sketchy as at press time, the news is threatening to turn Rivers State into a full blown battle ground, as the APC are laying the blame squarely at the feet of the PDP and Gov. Nyesom Wike.

The Presidency and Police Force are working frantically to secure his release without harm. His whereabouts are currently unknown, and as at Press Time, his abductors have not made any declarations or asked for any ransome.

More on this as events unfold. .. -FNN

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Having an internet crush and flirting online are things a lot of people do but fail to get right.



This is so because they allow their crush overcome the way they feel which usually leads to them making some unforgivable mistakes while seeking their attention. We have a solution to that and you sure can get your crush swooning over you in no time by following these 7 tips.



1. Be Updated On Their Movies And Music

Learn the kind of music and movies your crush loves and update your knowledge on them. A Google search should be sufficient in finding out the latest news regarding your crush’s interests which can go a long way in catching their attention. Check out what shows, movies and music your crush is into, and keep them updated. A simple Google search can help you find out the latest news about your crush’s interests. For example, if your crush likes a particular music artist, send them the latest music or news regarding the artist.



If it’s television shows your crush loves, try not to throw up spoilers as a lot of people are touchy regarding that. Throw up hints that tell them you picked interest in the show because of them.



2. Have Opposite Opinions

Having opposite opinions on issues with your crush can help to encourage more interesting conversations. For instance, you may enjoy afro hip hop songs while your crush may enjoy traditional African contemporary genres like fuji.



Point this fact out, and sensible arguments filled with facts about how younger music artistes ate better than contemporary singers. This will likely lead to interesting debates where you can agree to disagree or allow your crush win.



3. Slow Down On The Likes

It can be quite creepy for your crush if you like everything they post on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram. If you must like their posts, like only a few smart posts so as to avoid setting their notifications on fire.



More so, liking too much of their pictures can make them think of you as a stalker as opposed to liking some selective pictures which can trigger interest in your crush. This can help to keep them guessing which helps you get what you want – their attention.



4. Leave Engaging Comments

By engaging, we mean you should leave comments that will trigger their interests. Comment on their photos and on the things they are doing. Your comments should trigger a reply from them that won’t just be a thank you in appreciation. Interacting with your crush is better in getting their attention than watching them from afar. You can try teasing them but be sure of what both of you want before taking things to the next stage.



5. Know Your Crush

Having an idea of what your crush was doing or wearing can go a long way in getting their attention. You can acknowledge their presence if you bump into them with a greeting or smile. Over the Internet is a different game as you can put what you learnt to good use. Simply tell them what they were doing or wearing the moment you saw them.



A simple compliment like “I liked your outfit today, who makes your native wears?” can go a long way. This statement sends a message across that you were paying attention to them more than they knew.



6. Be Mysterious

If you get an online message from your crush, avoid the temptation of replying with a barrage of messages. Take your time and think of the best words to reply. This will make you look less eager. You should also consider answering some of the questions they ask vaguely. If they ask you what you will be up to, simply say you’d be going out without getting into specifics of the place. This will naturally trigger a chain reply where you can conveniently chip in that they would be welcome to join you.



7. Tag Your Pictures Together

There’s no reason to be shy if you’ve spent time with your crush. Tagging your pictures together is a way of letting your friends and their friends know that you’ve got something. It’s also a way of letting people know that you’re spending time together and it can serve as a subtle way of reminding everyone, yourself inclusive that you’re having fun with your crush.



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The Democratic presidential candidate explains her desire for Americans to see her as she is, unmediated by “any veils of pretense, preconception, or concealing cloth.


‘Here I Am, A Mere Human Being,’ Says Naked Candidate
Flatly declaring to audience members that she stood on stage as no more than a human being with nothing to hide, Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton reportedly appeared Friday before a campaign rally completely nude in a bid to once and for all prove her authenticity.
Moments after being introduced to an enthusiastic crowd by North Carolina congressman G. K. Butterfield, Clinton is said to have taken the stage at PNC Arena, whereupon the 20,000 cheering spectators became abruptly silent at the sight of the fully naked former secretary of state walking slowly across the dais to the tune of John Mellencamp’s “Pink Houses.”

“I am here today not as a politician, nor as a presidential candidate, but simply as a vulnerable, flawed human—just like any one of you,” said Clinton, before pivoting in a slow circle at center stage with her arms outstretched at her sides and her palms held open, presenting to the crowd the entirety of her nude body. “Look upon me, friends. Go ahead and truly look. What you see before you is a living, breathing woman standing here exactly as she was created. I am unadorned. I am without artifice. I am real.”
“This, North Carolina, is Hillary Rodham Clinton,” she continued.

The former first lady, who throughout the rally spoke while clutching a handheld microphone inches from her exposed breasts, was then said to have elaborated for nearly 60 minutes on her essential nature and the shared human experience of being composed of humble organic matter, her pale, naked flesh standing in stark relief against the backdrop of her campaign logo. In addition to foregoing clothing, sources said Clinton appeared without makeup and allowed her hair to fall naturally to her bare shoulders, her unvarnished nude image projected on the arena’s 30-foot Jumbotron screen as she described herself as a “fragile, impermanent vessel.”
Those in attendance reported that Clinton’s speech—which often returned to the theme that, underneath the walls we put up to protect ourselves, we’re all merely people striving, surviving, and trying to do our best—was met largely by uninterrupted silence from the stunned and increasingly uncomfortable audience. Sources added that during pauses in her address, Clinton’s bare feet could be heard sticking against the floor as she walked across the raised platform.
Witnesses also noted that the bright stage lights left Clinton’s entire nude body covered in a visible sheen of slick sweat.
“I ask that you trust me, just as I have placed my trust in you by standing here today utterly defenseless and unconcealed,” said Clinton before taking a sip of water, as a supporter’s cough echoed throughout the arena and the last of the crowd’s “Fighting For Us” posters slowly sank into the sea of spectators. “You can believe in me because I am a person. I have fears, wants, and desires, as all of you do.”

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“I have known love and loss, joy and anguish; in the lines and creases of my body, you can read a simple, straightforward story of hard-earned experience,” she added.
During several attempts to lock eyes with uneasy supporters in the front row, sources said Clinton strongly implored those in attendance not to divert their gaze from her naked form, stressing that her exposed body stood as a symbol of who, in essence, we all truly are.
“Yes, this same body has survived childbirth, illness, and nearly seven decades of winters; and yes, it may now lack the suppleness and blush of youth,” said Clinton, who, according to witnesses, then began gently running her hand along her sagging underarm skin and the varicose veins crisscrossing her thighs. “But all of these imperfections simultaneously make me a person like any other and a unique individual, and for that I am grateful. And so, when I say that I will fight to expand the middle class and ensure economic opportunity for all Americans, I can say it with the conviction of someone who has—as we all must one day—confronted and accepted the humbling limitations of the human body.”
“Let there be no doubt that I am who you perceive me to be—nothing more, nothing less,” Clinton continued.
Following the conclusion of her speech, sources confirmed that Clinton exited the stage to a smattering of applause and attempted to embrace resistant supporters along the ropeline before being whisked away to a fundraiser where she posed for photos with unsettled donors

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The media has continued in its probe into the past of the new bride of the Ooni of Ife, with the lady's former lover recently uncovered.


Ooni of Ife, Oba Ogunwusi Adeyeye and Sonia Itohan Wuraola Otiti

Photo of the new wife of Ooni of Ife, Sonia Itohan Wuraola Otiti and her former Lebanese billionaire husband, Eli Khoury has surfaced on the internet.

Oba Adeyeye Ogunwusi's new wife, Sonia is alleged to have been married to a former Jigawa state governor. Her marriage to the former governor reportedly ended abruptly when she got pregnant while the governor was battling with impotency. She is said to have later given birth to twins who died at birth.


Sonia Itohan Wuraola Otiti and Eli Khoury

She was also said to have allegedly had a love affair with a former deputy senate majority leader. The love affair allegedly crashed over infidelity.

The beautiful woman who is in her 30s met and married her Dubai billionaire in 2015. As at July 2015, Sonia still flaunted Eli Khoury on her social media account.

She has however deleted all her social media accounts , right before she got married to Ooni of Ife last weekend in top-class wedding.

Her old friend, Zainab Lawani also exposed startling details about her past life which Sonia is yet to respond to...

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The Top 6 Benefits of coconut oil.

The salutary features of coconut oil have been long found in the ancient texts and Ayurveda. Years of research and experiments have also been giving a scientific support to these findings. Let`s be aware about some benefits of coconut oil:

1. Increases body metabolism
Various community and ethnic groups that consume coconut oil or products in their regular diet were found to have greater metabolic rate as compared to European and American community, where the use of coconut oil and product is minimal. Through scientific study it has been found that, the chemical composition of Coconut oil is primarily of medium chain triglycerides (MCT). MCT breaks down easily providing instant energy to the body, rather than storing as fat.

2. Reduces risk of Heart Diseases

With its capability of stabilising cholesterol by increasing HDL (Good) and reducing LDL (Bad) level, coconut oil helps to prevent heart-related diseases.

3. Balances Thyroid and Blood Sugar Level

Primary composition of Medium Chain Triglycerides (MCT), makes coconut oil a powerful remedy for various health issues. It helps in conversion of Cholesterol into pregnenolone, which in turn helps in proper functioning of the thyroid gland. It also stimulates the production of insulin that regulates blood sugar level.

4. Improves nutrient absorption

Including coconut oil in diet helps body absorb vital fat soluble vitamins like Vitamin A, D, E and K that are present in other food items. Not only for health benefits but including Coconut oil in other food items like Desserts, Bakeries and Smoothies adds-up taste to the delicacies. Cooking vegetables and leafy greens in coconut oil helps in locking down the nutrients that might get lost due to application of heat.

5. Decreases excess hunger

Healthy hydrocarbons like MCT and ketones helps in proper digestion of food. This results in giving the sensation of fullness to the individual for a longer interval. It minimises overeating and continuous craving for food.

6. Helps in weight loss

As mentioned above coconut oil increases metabolism and decreases excess hunger, hence it balances the level of body fat. Also, with its characteristic of reducing calorie intake per day, scientifically it has been proven to reduce 1 to 2 pounds of body weight a week. Coconut oil mainly targets the mid-section of the body as a result, reducing belly fat.

Coconut oil has long been taunted by some people as not being beneficial to the body as it is composed of saturated fats. Despite, what some people say, studies have shown that it actually benefits our body in numerous –like the ones mentioned above. So, use coconut oil wisely and regularly and take advantage of its benefits to live a healthy life.

The controversial boss of the Lagos State chapter of the NURTW, Musiliu Akinsanya, a.k.a. MC Oluomo, celebrated his birthday with a lavish party.

The birthday party which took place on Monday, March 14, was reportedly tagged ‘Braless Night’, with a request for the attendees to come in with no underwear.

The party took place at The Place night club on Isaac John street, Ikeja and reportedly attracted people from all over Lagos.

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On Wednesday, Floyd Mayweather attended a rally for Donald Trump in Youngstown, Ohio wearing a type of headscarf usually worn by Muslim women. Mayweather canvassed the crowd, fists out, daring anyone to take him on.

“I’m just a little Muslim lady. Anybody wanna try to punch a Muslim?” asked Mayweather. When no response came, he tried again. “I said, ANYBODY WANNA TRY TO PUNCH A MUSLIM?! COME ON, TAKE A SHOT! MONEY’S READY!”

Mayweather then wandered through the crowd at the Winner Aviation building, looking people in the eye and asking softly, “You got a problem with a tiny, little Muslim lady?” A Trump supporter wearing a cowboy hat and wraparound sunglasses approached Mayweather, then abruptly turned around after a five second stare down.

Mayweather made his way to the exit forty-five minutes later as the crowd stared at him silently. He then ripped off his head scarf and yelled, “I thought so!!” as he stormed out the door with his twelve-person entourage...click below to see pictures..

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A new study has shown the incredibly bad things a mobile phone can do to the male sperm with increased usage.



Fertility experts are warning men that using a mobile for as little as an hour a day is “cooking sperm” and lowering level significantly.



The new study shows that having a mobile phone close to the testicles – or within a foot or two of the body – can lower sperm levels so much that conceiving could be difficult.



The findings have led to a leading British fertility expert to advise men to stop being addicted to mobile phones.



The study – by highly respected specialists – found that sperm levels of men who kept their phones in their pocket during the day were seriously affected in 47 per cent of cases compare to just 11 per cent in the general population.



Professor Martha Dirnfeld, of the Technion University in Haifa, said: “We analysed the amount of active swimming sperm and the quality and found that it had been reduced.



“We think this is being caused by a heating of the sperm from the phone and by electromagnetic activity.”



The team monitored more than 100 men attending a fertility clinic for a year.



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They found that besides men keeping their phones close to their groin many spoke on the phone while it was charging and kept it only a few centimetres from their bed.



Even keeping the phone on a bedside table appears to raise lower sperm cell counts



The findings are in the journal Reproductive BioMedicine and support a long-feared link between dropping fertility rates in men and the prevalent use of cellular phones.



The quality of sperm among men in Western countries is constantly decreasing and is considered crucial in 40 percent of the cases in which couples have difficulty conceiving a child.



Professor Gedis Grudzinskas, a fertility consult ant St George’s Hospital London and in Harley Street said: ” Men need to think about their well being and try to stop being addicted to their phones.



“If you wear a suit to work put the mobile in your chest pocket instead of close to your testes. It will reduce the risk of your sperm count dropping or dropping so much.



“And do you need to keep the phone right next to you on the bedside table. Some men keep their mobile in their shorts or pyjamas in bed. Is that really necessary?”



Professor Dirnfeld said: “I think this is a warning to men to change their habits to improve their chances of having children. Women generally don’t carry their mobiles on them so maybe a mobile phone won’t affect their fertility. That’s not something we have looked at.”



Professor Alan Pacey, a fertility research scientist at Sheffield University has scoffed at suggestions that mobile phones could be damaging male fertility and insists he will be carry on putting his mobile in his trouser pocket.



Professor Dirnfeld said: “Dr Pacey might not need to worry about his fertility, but for younger guys it is a worry. If you a trying for a baby and it doesn’t happen within a year you might want to think of whether it could be your mobile phone habit that is to blame

A Federal High Court in Abuja has granted Nigeria’s former Chief of Defence Staff, Alex Badeh, a N2 billion bail. Mr. Badeh is facing corruption charges, accused of receiving N3.9 billion as part of $2.1 billion arms money allegedly diverted by former National Security Adviser, Sambo Dasuki. He denies the allegation.

However, the full details of his Bail Conditions have just been revealed to selected members of the Press, and the conditions are, at best, incredulous.
Here is a concise list of his full bail conditions, including those currently known to the general public, and some added conditions that were revealed by trusted channels.
Bail is set at N2 billion
Mr. Badeh must present two Abuja-based sureties with N1 billion each, in addition to surrendering his international passport.
Both Sureties must have flat stomachs, if their stomachs are large and round, it would be indicative of corruption and they would also be arrested
His bail must be paid in N50 notes and the total sum must be delivered to the court in nothing more than 2 Bullion vans.
All his houses will be under lock and key during the course of his trial
It is believed that Alex Badeh is yet to accept the bail conditions, as his lawyers are fighting tooth and nail to get some of them reversed. More on this in subsequent bulletins