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CelebritiesLinda Ikeji - I Bought Aba Made Hermes Bags To Support Buynaijatogrowthenaira by payges(op):
Linda Ikeji has come clean and admitted that her Birkin Hermes bag was actually made in Aba. However she says she bought the bag intentionally, as her way of supporting the #BuyNaijaToGrowTheNaira movement.

She said this in an interview with our correspondent, where she disclosed she was inspired by Senator Ben Murray Bruce's tweets.

"He buys Innoson cars, I buy Made In Nigeria Birkin" she told us. "Different strokes for different folks".

She further added " I have no apologies for contributing my own Quota to the development of the economy. Why would I buy an original bag from the UK that would result in Capital flight? Come on"

"So I patronised made in Aba goods. Anyone who's mad at me should cool off and read my blog"

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PoliticsSoakaways Of All Pdp Members To Be Searched By Dss - Fg by payges(op): 2:19pm On Feb 15, 2016
The Anti-Corruption Crusade of the Buhari Administration has discovered a new modus operandi in its continued fight to reclaim all stolen funds from officials in the past dispensation.


The Federal Government has issued a directive to the Police, DSS, EFCC, ICPC and other relevant bodies to search all Soakaways within the premises of all erstwhile and current PDP chieftains, and any person who held political office or Government appointments during the Jonathan regime.


This comes on the back of the recent discovery of $1,000,000 in the soakaway of Air Marshal Adesola Amosu, former Chief of Air staff, and his subsequent arrest. The Government has learned that PDP officials have been evacuating their Soakaways en masse, and has quickly moved in to check the trend.



In a statement released today, Lawal Daura, DSS DG, made it clear that all Soakaways would be searched, irrespective of content.


"we don't care if we are told the soakaway is filled with excrement, we will search it to ascertain that ourselves", he said sternly during his Press Cofenference.

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CelebritiesKanye West Refused D'banj A Spot On His New Album "Tlop" by payges(op): 10:03pm On Feb 13, 2016
A Reliable source at Complex magazine has informed our Entertainment Desk that Nigerian Artiste, D'banj, literally begged Kanye West for a guest spot on his new Album, The Life of Pablo, but his pleas fell on deaf ears.


According to our source, D'banj was present outside Madison Square Garden, where Kanye launched Yeezy Season 3 and also played his Album for the 1st time. We learn D'banj was there in hopes of trying one last time to convince Kanye to give him a spot on the album, even if it was to "Shout for 15 seconds like on Cruel Summer". (these were D'banj's own words).

However, we learn, D'banj was not allowed into the venue, as he did not have a ticket, due to them being sold out in 11 minutes. He still hopes to make cut for the album, as there is still uncertainty surrounding the actual date the album will be released to the public. D'banj was spotted by our source with a Flash drive, allegedly containing his pre-recorded verse.

"I've recorded my verse already. It can fit with any song on that album, so I don't really mind" D'banj told our source outside MSG.

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PoliticsRe: Donald Trump To Chase Nigerians Out Of US by payges: 1:41pm On Jan 17, 2016
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PoliticsJONATHAN GIVING Us Names Of People Who Collected Money – President Buhari by payges(op): 1:39pm On Jan 12, 2016
The Administration of General Muhammadu Buhari has stated countless times that the war against corruption and recovery of stolen government funds will be a focal point of his government. It also seems he will be getting help in his fight against corruption from an unlikely ally:

Former President Goodluck Jonathan.

The President has revealed himself to close confidants that the only reason former President Jonathan has not been summoned to Aso Rock to answer questions regarding the massive looting of the last administration is because of his “fantastic co-operation thus far”.

According to our source, the ex-president himself is responsible for uncovering Dasuki gate. He also fingered Raymond Dokpesi as one of the beneficiaries of the massive Arms Scam.

Recently, the president has also named Femi Fani Kayode as a recipient of over N1billion during last year’s election campaign, monies he could not account for after the PDP lost the election.

The President also says he is confident that before the middle of 2016, Jonathan will have dropped the names of more than three quarters of all who looted the country’s treasury dry in the past regime.

We got in touch with President Jonathan to confirm the story, and he told us this:

“My brother, you see, I am not the president again. When I was president, I said something about Stealing not being Corruption. My brother, I didn’t know these people were watching. Honestly. I drak water and dropped cup, treasury was empty. It was like film trick my brother. So I tried to remove subsidy so we could save small money, the same people rallied people to protest. Ah Ahn. My brother, I don’t’t feel guilty naming names. It’s not snitching. Name Drop is not Snitch. You can ask that American Meek boy. I want to clear my name and Patience”

At this Point we believe Dame Patience Jonathan took the phone from President Jonathan to say a few words to us:

“My brother, my husband is a Innocent o. He is a innocent. He did not steal any money. Help me tell Baba my husbad did not steal. Me I did not steal. The people that steal, and want to put my husband name in the poto poto, God is watching us. There is God. He will judge us”.

More on this in subsequent bulletins.

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SportsBreaking: Messi And Ronaldo Fight Over Messi's Girlfriend by payges(op): 8:24pm On Jan 11, 2016
Tempers are currently boiling over outside the FIFA gala as it is being reported that Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi have gotten into a fist fight.

Details are still sketchy but we gather that Messi took offence to Ronaldo ogling his girlfriend Antonia Rocuzzo and shaking her hand during the ceremony.

Messi was said to have gloated to Ronaldo backstage after he was awarded the Ballon D'Or and Ronaldo retorted that he would "f*** his B****". This pushed Messi over the edge and he hit Ronaldo on the head with the Ballon D'or. At this point it became a free for all fist fight.

We also gather that Neymar tried to get involved and got hit in the face with a Microphone stand. He is currently in a Zurich hospital receiving treatment.

SOURCE: http://www./posts/64303/
Christianity EtcHow To Be A Successful Pastor In Nigeria by payges(op): 4:28pm On Jan 11, 2016
Bishop David Oyedepo: $150 million

Chris Oyakhilome: $50 million

T.B Joshua: $15 million

Mathew Ashimolowo: $10 million

Chris Okotie: $10 million

And these are just the ones who declared their assets.

God is good. (Can I get an "all the time"?) Especially if you're a Pastor in Nigeria.

Being a "Man of God" in Nigeria is one of the easiest ways to fame and riches. So, in the Spirit of Christianity, Wealth Creation and Wisdom Keys, here are 10 Sure Fire ways to be a successful Pastor in Nigeria.

1. Have a Sordid or Criminal past: Everybody loves a good and inspiring life story,especially if it ends in you being arrested. Not for your crimes, but BY The Holy Spirit. So here's a heads up, go do something really bad. Do not forget to tell people God called you. Not a text, Not an email, A CALL. You guys are cool like that.

2. Invest In Some Megaphones: They come in handy for constituting public nuisance in the name of Early Morning Street Preaching. This step is neccessary in the quest to becoming a Pastor. It teaches courage. How else do you expect to propagate the Gospel if not early in the morning?

3. Start Small: From disturbing your street people with early morning preaching, graduate to preaching on buses and you're on your way.

4. Select a really Interesting Name for your church: You have to capture the imagination of the public with the name of the church. It has to be so catchy that mere hearing it would want to bring them to church. You gerrit?

5. Get A Small Crowd of your Biggest Fans: Family, friends etc. Your First congregation will consist of people close to you who know other people that will bring other people.

6. Speak A Lot of Tongues At First: Shows that the Holy Spirit is really with you. Watch a lot of Nollywood mobiez and master how its done.However you can drop this as the ministry becomes "bigger". Doesn't mean the amount of Holy Spirit in you has reduced or anything.

7. Merchandising: Anything from Holy Water, to Holy Handkerchiefs, to Holy Biscuits, Holy Crosses, Holy Anointed Oil, Holy Singlets,even Holy MoiMoi can be merchandised. Just have a big picture of your face with your hand on your chin on the commodity. Don't forget to add "Holy" in front of the product. Sure fire sales.

9. See Visions. See A Lot of Visions. Your visions must include someone in Shiny white flowing agbada. If you can't conjure one, dab some Talcum Powder on your wife and tell her to wear all white. That should do.

10. Heal People: You don't have to be a doctor. You don't even have to be really anointed to do this. Pay a couple actors if you have to and learn how to push and touch in the right places.

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SportsRonaldo Congratulates Messi On Instagram Before Ballon D'or Awards by payges(op): 1:36pm On Jan 11, 2016
Current FIFA Ballon D'or holder, Cristiano Ronaldo, surprised everybody last night after he posted a congratulatory message to Lionel Messi on his Instagram page.
Ronaldo, who has constantly being portrayed in the media as aloof and arrogant, went against known convention by congratulating Messi ahead of the Ballon D'or gala on Zurich. By this action he conceded that Messi was the better player in the past year, and deserves the gong.
The message read:
" Congratulations to my Friend Messi on his 5th Ballon D'or. I know I deserve it but you deserve it more".
He posted in English and Spanish.

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CelebritiesHow To Win The Headies by payges(op):
The Hip Hop World Awards, better known as The Headies, have come and gone. Rife with controversy, Drama, unforgettable and forgettable moments alike, this years edition will be remembered for a long time by different people, for different reasons – good and bad alike. However, one thing was clear. The Blueprint for winning a Headie was finally made bare for all to see.
It’s quite the blueprint, to be honest.
We present to you, our esteemed readers, An Easy and Foolproof Step by step guide to scoring big at the Headies.


1. Have a large crew or If you can’t afford one, at least be signed to a strong record label

Make sure you have a strong crew of people who know people that knkw other people. It is more advantageous to have a crew leader with a deep baritone (intimidating,actually ) voice and something like "Boss", "Don" or "Father" attached to his name. (Nah,it is not who you think it is). *winks*



2. Get an Endorsement with a big conglomerate

Land a mouth-watering deal with a telecomscompany and you're on your way. Straight up!....click below to see full list

3. Make a song about jealousy and haters and people trying to ‘bring you down’

Now,this is is the thing. Sing about someone eyeing your new SUV or your Lekki house and you're an inch closer to getting that award. (Don't forget to add "oshaaay baddest" at the end).

4. Do NOT (I repeat, Do Not) invent a dance step.

(In Falz's voice) Plix,plix and plix. Don't hinvent a dance stepping. It won't help. It's a precious waste of energy instead. (Share rechargeable card on Twitter instead)

5. Make sure you have a Don in your crew. If you don’t have one, anyone with ‘-do’ in his name will do. Like Bad-DO. See?

This cannot just be over-emphasized. YOU NEED A DON IN YOUR CREW. (Incase they start beefing you). You need a Don whose connections can push you. Get it?

6. Arrive at the venue at the last minute, just as the winner in your category is about to be announced

We're almost there. You have to arrive very very late. Like a boss. Make sure you look smashing and show off your new shoes that cost you a fortune.

7. Do not build a fan base on streets. Street people tend to be all talk and no votes, You should instead consider sharing money on the Social Media. Always helps.

This is very very important. You'll need votes. Don't build a fan base of Agberos, Danfo Drivers and Paraga sellers. They won't vote for you. Have a fan base of people who use good smartphones and don't forget to have a fan page on Instagram with a catchy name for your followers...

Want to win the Headies next year? Don't stray from this guide...and you can also add a few ..check below

8. Wink. Wink A LOT. And maybe get some Jerry Curls (this is optional)

9. Perform to an empty hall. You’ll get a Pity Headie. Guaranteed.

10. Finally, if you must wear an Agbada, PLEASE do not wear a black one. If you must wear a BLACK AGBADA, do not top it off with a Bowler Hat. AND IF YOU MUST TOP THE BLACK AGBADA OFF WITH A BOWLER HAT, DO NOT SAY THE WORDS Skiborobo Skibo Skibaraba Skiba.

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CelebritiesCynthia Morgan Disses Davido About #theheadies2015 by payges(op): 8:22pm On Jan 03, 2016
Ripped from snapchat – Here’s a video of Cynthia Morgan dissing and cursing out at Davido over the 2015 HipHop World Awards.
Davido is currently in Gambia, headlining the sold out ‘Bring On 2016’ concert at the Independence Stadium, Bakau and didn’t attend the awards which held on January 1st.
Cynthia Morgan won the award for ‘Best Reggae/DanceHall’ and went on snapchat to curse at Davido because he endorsed Lil Kesh as his favourite artiste on the same Next Rated category Cynthia Morgan was equally nominated for.
Please recall that Cynthia Morgan some months back, Admitted she had a crush on the ‘AYE’ & ‘Skelewu’ singer; and would kick it with him if he made a move..
She also dissed him on Twitter months before the heads after Davido publicly showed support for Lil Kesh.. Unusually, Davido didn’t respond.
Is Cynthia Morgan pained about the fact that Davido isn’t reciprocating the love she has for him?


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PoliticsGoodluck Jonathan Also Declares Assets: by payges(op): 12:57pm On Sep 04, 2015
According to documentation that reached us at FNN HQ, President Jonathan declared ownership of a paltry 2 million Naira in the bank, 1 House in Otuoke and 8 goats. The goats even have names: Benji, Harry, Sai, Loveline, Beardgang, Pay's boy, Seniorman, and the youngest kid, Jidenna.

The declaration of assets has left everyone puzzled, and many refuse to believe that the assets mentioned are all the former president possesses after nearly 10 years at the helm of Nigeria's affairs.

His spokesperson has however, reiterated the sincerity in the former president's declaration, saying "that's all he owns in reality. Everything else was made in Patience's name".

Dieziani Allison Madueke and Namadi Sambo are expected to follow suit and declare their assets publicly in the coming weeks..

SOURCE: http://www./posts/69/

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