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Isoduwa:
You are a pussycat

Isoduwa:
The thing pain uuuuuuu

Isoduwa:
With you small preeq?

Richdad50:


I have been married for years, had kids, but never for one day have I shown my family on Social media. We go on vacations, hold special events, great times and memories unforgettable yet we keep the pictures in the cloud not status or timeliness. The kids have it in their tabs and we all cherish these moments with all our hearts.

Son, if you must build a family, then you must understand the principles of relationships. A relationship built on public awareness will enjoy the goodwill of all but may miss the goodwill of one; your partner, the most important of all. Too carried away by the likes and accolades of people, you seldom know when your partner suffers emotionally but a private couple looks out for eachother's dip and rise in emotions.

Drop the tabs, pause the data for a while when together. Enjoy eachothers company as though it were your last. Seek her approval and not the likes and enjoy the moments each passing day. Memories stored in the heart are easily retrieved for life's happiness for the heart is the greatest memory card of your life.

Richdad

chenzen:
really

HenryWilliams:
OP. You probably stoned the poor snake to death.. For your info. That's a common grass snake. Non venomous and eats only small animals like rats, mice and occasionally lizards. Next time. Allow it live.

Coldfeets:
Oga sir.

Your post eventually made it to the front-page.

Now, tell me, how much money did you receive in your bank account afterwards.

Don't lie, abeg.

NwaAmaikpe:




Girls like Esther who blow hot and cold are the reason most guys are psychos who treat women like scum.
One minute they are asking you to help shave their pubic hair, the next minute they are asking you to close your eyes while they un-dress.
Such a confused bunch.

Dudes like Frodd however are sadistic masochists.
Sick enough, its these disregard from her that keeps him satisfied.
The sooner he quits following her around like a lost puppy and focus on the game, the better for him.

Every lady wants to be chased and cared for.
But once you overchase them and show much care; you lose your appeal and become their ever-available bozo.

They keep you in the ante-room while their hearts hunt for the one who doesn't have any attention to spare them.
Reason why ladies love bad boys and despise the goody goody nice ones.

The same exact reason good girls end up with bad guys.
Have their heart broken by them,
Fall to the nice guy as rebound till they heal.
Then move on to the next bad guy.

While the nice guy nurses his broken heart.

GoodFaith:
I am very surprise you didn't cook the sneak

Coldfeets:
What will you do after knowing the specie?

Instead of just directly asking lalasticlala the snake-loving maestro to take your post to the front-page, which you know he will eventually do once you mention the pass code : snake, you are here forming intellectual by asking after the specie as if knowing the specie will make Ekweremadu to start eating yams again.

JoffreyBeroth:
Most likely green mamba

Toscarel:
Looks like a boomslang

Sirseedorf:
From the look of the snake, it is LALASNAKELALA

denjjy:
Green mamba

ladyF:
I can see bush near the house. Means there’s more where this one came from. Be “Kia-vool”

It’s LadyF again

wickedtuna:
Una must just cut e head

b0rn2fuck:
Okay oo, call.me

04, 014,024,044,01k

nickxtra:
You do "justice" by killing an innocent snake?

Maverickking1:
Looks like a garter snake. Non venomous kind.

adewest1999:
Na xenzia snake......if you play that snake game for Nokia rock with me you go sabi qm

Very dangerous breed na God save you o....... as e dey chop e dey grow

winosport:
People have turn Nairaland to NatGeo wild once you kill snake its straight to Nairaland and trust lala front page Asap.

Biritiko:
Idiotic ipobian girl with relaxer brain

chenzen:

chenzen:
now u look worse off and broken. this relationship leaves u dead emotionally... he is tryin' to derail your mind from thinking about what ur gains are dating him... all u do is count ur losses... he envelopes ur decision to call it quits by telling you he loves you and wants to marry you... few days ago he beats u up and then ended up cuddling you as he whispered poetic lines of love into your ears as he lures u into bed yet again to ease his sexual tensions.


that's bad... very bad... that guy is destroyin' you and wasting ur time.

SAY NO TO UNHEALTHY RELATIONSHIPS

#DATEWITHSENSE