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Not good at all, if u enter one chance, they will just take u to the nearest ATM and........


Nigerians don't need this, because of our poor security system.

Rayfield:
Banky's unfortunate Ex right now...

hahahahahahah!
They will be singing
I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish
I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish
I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish
I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish
I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish

I can imagine

Where is the make-up free picture? Guess is still loading

What kind of nonsense is this. Your wife is showing the whole world her breast and you smiling like a ram about to be slaughter.

God will have mercy on this generation.

See maturity! Ride on Annie, I love your dress, not all the rags I have been seeing in the of fashion. You're a mother indeed.

Less I forget, thump up 2baba...

woooooow 40!

So cute, sweet & lovely, I almost get diabetes looking at them. Blessed is the womb that carried this three gentle men.

Baba God, please bless me with twins ooh.

saaedlee:
Anyone who tells me what animal this is gets 500 naira recharge card

chameleon.

Send my N500 card sharp sharp

A friend told me about it and ever since then, I can't go a day without login to Nairaland.

I get first class info and laughter too, because of some hilarious comment people make

Good one.

They should name the child IJEOMA.

Congratulations Ma, Glory be to God forever and ever. Amen

Duru009:
Even the guy doesn't luk healthy!

Meaning?

Please, show some respect to the dead. Thanks

leykeh:
Enugu Ezike ppl nd their jazz

Really! So all u could think of is jazz. The guy is not from Enugu Ezike, but Aku in Enugu State, he is my Cousin.

Is such a Painful death. May his soul RIP.

Why sperm stealing is on the rise

September 20, 2017 Eaglechat Latest, Society 0

A couple in Nairobi’s Pipeline estate shocked neighbours after a verbal bout over a used condom at 4am.

The man was shouting at his woman for hiding the rubber and demanded she hands it over. The man insinuated that the lass intended to use the sperms to korogea (bewitch) him.

But this does not just happen in Kenya, as down in South Africa, a man was allegedly raped at gunpoint in Port Elizabeth by three women who ‘harvested’ his semen and stored it in a cooler box.

The 33-year-old was giving them directions at 8am when he was reportedly bundled into their black BMW and driven 1,600 kilometres – a distance equivalent to driving from Mombasa at the Kenyan coast to Bunjumbura in Burundi.

The women are said to have gotten to the back seat and got him aroused, mixed some powder with water and forced him to drink the concoction five times. It is claimed the three women repeatedly raped the man and collected his sperms in plastic bags, which they stored in a cooler box.

Sperm harvesting is now common among some city women, only that they’re more cunning, but less violent. Below are reasons given for sperm theft when we conducted a random survey:

Good gene stock

Every woman’s dream is to give birth to intelligent kids who will eventually become professors, doctors or lawyers. Brenda Onyiso admits that she has done this to her on-and-off fling mate who is an intelligent hunk and she wants a child who resembles him. “We have been having a thing for the last five years and sadly, he won’t define where exactly we stand, let alone define the relationship,” a desperate Brenda told us. Brenda ‘harvested’ the sperms, but she does not know what to do with them yet.

“That man is very careful so I read online that I can still use sperms from a used condom. I followed him to the dust bin three months ago where he had thrown the used condoms; carefully unwrapped them from the tissue and poured the semen into an empty container. I have them in my fridge, but I’m not sure how I will get them to a doctor. Can you help?” asked the desperate Brenda.

DNA testing for child support

There is also the cunning lot that will do anything to get a man’s pays slip and possibly secure a piece of land for their offspring. Ken Kinuthia highly suspects that his baby mama might have pulled a fast one on him. “Now that you mention it, I actually suspect that the mother of my six-month old daughter did this to me,” Ken who was part of our survey admitted.

“We had a one-night stand and I used protection, but she later showed up claiming that I had impregnated her. Confident, I requested for a DNA and it turned out that she was actually right. I was the father!’’

Same baby daddy

It is every mother’s dream that her children share the same father whether they get married or not. To keep their dreams alive, some women will pull every trick in this world to get their baby daddies fathering their next baby. Elsie Mutisya, a doctor, revealed that: “My baby daddy and I broke up 10 years ago and he moved on with someone else. They have children and I respect that. However, I was not planning on getting married to someone else so I convinced him to go out with me for old time’s sake. He was very drunk but remembered to use a condom. Thank God he

left me with the responsibility of disposing it.” Elsie, who had read about sperm harvesting adds that, “I wasn’t sure that it would work, but I decided to give it a try and it did work.” The mother of two now runs her own clinic in Nairobi.

My hubby can’t ‘pandisha bendera’

Sperm harvesting is also carried out by women whose husbands are impotent. Enock Mwajuma, a gay sex worker, told us that his sperms were once collected by a man and his wife.

“They picked me up during a night out and I thought that they were just one of those naughty couples who wanted to spice up their bedroom life,” he said. He added that although he was paid handsomely to keep his mouth shut, he hopes to make enough money to pay back the couple and get his baby if they conceive.

Proof after cheating

Loise Wamae was not really sure of her son’s paternity and so she decided to harvest her man’s sperms to make sure the child was his. “I had strayed by sleeping with my husband’s friend and I just wanted to make sure that the child was his,” Loise said, adding that it was her sister who offered to find out for her since she works in a city hospital. “Since my husband and I don’t use protection, I had clean up in the bathroom, but he did not know that I actually carefully collected his sperms which I gave to my sister the next day,” says Loise who found out that her hubby was the father.

Harvest early, plant later

Since it is possible to freeze a woman’s ovaries, more career women are now putting on hold baby making in order to invest first. Gladys Moraa is one such woman who plans to have a baby in five years.

She posed: “Of course, I wouldn’t want to get a baby with a stranger and if a man will not give me his sperms, what option am I left with?” The 35-year-old is a consultant with a leading NGO and is yet to harvest any sperms, but is considering it seriously. “What is the harm anyway? I won’t chase him for support. I just want a baby when I’m 40,’’ she said.

Road to Easy Street

Married men should be wary of what the gacungwa does with their used condoms. “I have not harvested any sperms, but my college roommate did and right now she drives a Benz and lives in a posh hood just because the married man she used to sleep with was careless,” Elizabeth Moinket, a receptionist at a city law firm confided.

Rubbery blackmail

It’s very easy to sleep with a woman and dump her, but not when she has leverage to keep you going back because of fear of exposure.

“I had a psychic ex who always threatened to show my wife a used condom. One day, she did just that because I refused to go to her house in the middle of the night,” said Onesmus Okello, a divorced father of two and whose girlfriend had kept the condom jokingly as a ‘reminder’ but later used it against him.

Beauty therapy

There have been speculations that sperms can be used as a beauty remedy. Unproven online testimonials claim that sperms help in facial hair removal, curing acne and, most outrageously, as butt enhancers. “My white ex-boyfriend used to encourage me to even apply it on my face. At first I thought it was just a fetish, but with time, I noticed it was working wonders,’ Leslie Mutua told us.

Leslie has had to devise new ways of getting her favourite beauty secret because her current boyfriend cannot entertain the thought. “I always make sure that I’m the one disposing the condoms. He does not know that I store them for my beauty routine.”

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Toks2008:
See quote...

Meaning?

Okay oooh their T-shirt said it all "DON'T HATE THE PLAYER, HATE THE GAME"

I hope this guy is not a player.

But still they should not forget that 'He that made them, made them male and female, not male and females'

If I love my man, why not.

There's no harm in marrying a single parent.

ExpiredNigeria:
Is this not the return of the millitary rule by Gen. Muhammadu Buharri? Where is now the freedom?

Freedom of Speech!
Freedom of Association!
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Freedom of whatever!
In a country where freedom of speech is guarantee, but freedom after speech is not guarantee, one needs to be careful.


Talking of freedom, don't be deceived my dear, if you are in the south-east zone, do everything humanly possible to stay alive, I know something must kill a man but don't just die a wasteful death. Sometimes I wonder, how the youth of these days think, are we that jobless that we allow politician to use us anyhow for their own selfish interest.

If you think laying ones life for love of Biafra makes one a HERO, I laugh, because if the so call hero do not, I repeat do not have a personal relationship with God, Hell is hotter than the Nigeria the fellow reject.


I pray this whole madness comes to an end soon.

[s]“If you see condoms and blood-stained pant, then I have no idea of how they got in here. Excuse, I am busy now.”[/s]

Na so the thing pain you. Chai!

The weather is cooooooool, what do you expect from them.

But people should try and fear God.
#SayNoToFornication

Please Nairalander, I need urgent advice on what to do now. I was chatting with an opposite sex (just a causal friend), though we both have some funny feelings for each other, which we are shying away from. I mean to type I appreciate you, when my smart phone auto-correct change it to [/b]"I approved you"[b]. My heart is seriously beating fast cause I don't know what he will think of me right now. Help please! What should I do

[/b]After that, I wiped the discharge of her private part with the white handkerchief and I prayed for her , using psalm 24. After the exercise , I asked her to go and bury the handkerchief in the bush.[b]

Psalm 24 ke?

Psalm 24:3-4
"who may ascend into the hill of the Lord? Or who may stand in His holy place? He who has clean hands and a pure heart, who has not lifted up his soul to an idol, Nor sworn deceitfully"

With your [/b]dirty hand[b] you left the holy Bible and even have the gut to, pray with psalm 24. May God have mercy on your soul.

soberdrunk:
So the 'begging industry' dey lucrative like this......

8,000 x 30days = 240,000
8,000 x 31days = 248,000
see money
Chai!
Dude just spoil market for the genuine beggars.

HBD Mother-in-Isreal, wish you God's unending grace and faithfulness in you new age.

NwaAmaikpe:


Na wa..

How will this baby make love when she grows up

Is that all you can say. Must you comment.

The baby and her parent are in pain, tears and confused state, but here you are talking about love making. Get sense dear or donate your brain to the nearest lab for experiment because I can see you don't need it.

Nice one. Good news for the day.

May God have mercy on our generation. What can of no sense is this. Woman abducting a teenager turning him to a sex toll.

Things like this makes me to seat up because I can see the end is here, not just near.

Some brainless he goats. May God have mercy on them.



The end is close.

Garrirevenge:
Sliders. Is this the latest crase.

No be something ooh. Everyday we are having new trend in nairaland.

Evil everywhere.

See names Samuel and Joseph. If it is Solomon is understandable. I can remember the man Joseph in the Bible saying I can't do this and sin against God, but you Joseph of our generation choice to do it even in the house of worship (church). You need Deliverance

Please change your name before you come out from that prison before I vex WITH you.

Nice one.

Hmmmm unbelievable, when lust is confused to love. I was told love is patient, kind, doesn't envy, not puffed up, not provoked, think no evil, bears all things, endures all things, suffer long... 1 Corinthians 13:1 - 8.

This is what happened when you join yourself to a man/woman for selfish interest rather than love. And somebody will ask, does love still exist? Yes it does if you let God lead you.

Beware of copy and paste love that is common this days.

RIP to the dead.

Congrats. To God be thy Glory

pamijlove:
Nice one.....better than fallen into temptation of fornication

They have fallen, is the injury they sustained that leads to the marriage. Can't you see!

My concern is how will the lady cope with her education, because I strongly believe both of them are still students.