₦airaland Forum

SimplyFacts:
How dem go harrass him when he's always addressed as he dressed.
I no dey hide my Android phones from SARS & they have never, even by mistake, pointed to me to alight or asked to unlock my phone.

No offense

God bless you real good!

#EndSARS is like throwing the baby with the bath water.

UdyOgwoUde:
Mumu.

Because those criminals have not harrassed you before, na why you dey open mouth.

The bitter truth. No need for name calling.

The categories of people protesting for #EndSARS are making the whole thing look funny. When you blow something out of proportion you make mockery of it, and that's exactly the way #EndSARS protesters are going about with the protest.


It seem our celebrity are competing with one another to know who will pull more crowd.

ccollins:
these cars that I am seeing in the pictures are cars donated by yahoo boys for the protests. They are sponsoring the protest to ensure that their crime goes on unrestricted. Which innocent responsible citizen that is not a yahoo or a criminal will donate his cars for protests����

I taught as much.

She might be right. Everybody is shouting #EndSARS as if Yahoo boys, armed robbers, kidnappers have lay down their arms. How about #OverhaulSARS most of this celebrity travel by AIR and have security personnel as bodyguard meaning that their safety is 80% guarantee and some youth that lives in one corner without ordinary vigilante and travel by road are chanting #EndSARS.

Electricity and fuel pump price was increase recently and none of this yeyebrity could lead a protest.

I come in Peace.

#overhaulSARS

#Myopinion #GodblessNigeria

SocialJustice:
Is it every year they will be celebrating anniversary abi the marriage don dey want scatter?

So people that celebrate birthday every year want to die abi.

Enemies of progress everywhere

Chai!
Today is Nigeria independent for God sake. Even if there's nothing to celebrate I think we should talk more on things of national interest than BBN.

Ahmed0336:
Not again!!!!

I think it's high time all houses in this corn-tree be searched.

I second this motion of yours. Only God knows how many children are this kind of predicament.

The GOAT of our time. Is well ooh. Am here looking for job where I will be earning at less 200k monthly.

Guyman02:
Who ask you, learn to relax and have fun. Follow the joke about the gods. Africans have kept the myth about masquerades as a means of entertainment

funny you.
your response too is entertaining.

Opportunity they say come but once. He might not see her again after he return from the spirit world. If you know you know

erifeoluwasimi:
This is Haram na... Those arewa people wey dy yab northern babes on top decency Matter, where una dy na

Haram is missing in the dictionary of the rich. They can do any thing they want.

ednut1:
Two shameless old men

You mean you and yourself abi.

surgical:
he has gone to sort only himself out

Villa gate is still open. Tomorrow go and sort your own self.

awhybliss:
This guy change from a stupid boy to a "very" stupid boy

And to permanently complete stupid boy. Our God is merciful. I pray he repent before is too late.

ursullalinda:
RIP Sir.......And may your deeds on earth be used to judge you.

Going forward I propose this should be/appear on all obituary and death notification bill.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

May we drink all type of tea in this life except pover-tea

Hahahaha
Pover-tea be like acid for belle is not good at all.

May God bless our legit
hustle

A full time housewife that devote her time to raise godly children is a Blessing PLC limited to the society than a career women (wife) that neglected her role as a mother all in the name of making more money for the family. Rapist, kidnappers, and the like are products of our mothers in responsibility.

Bossontop:

Make abi assemble

Whatever. You can you assemble wheelbarrow
Why not appreciation the young man effort. People like are good disassembly and assembly of pants and ....

Timmy301:
She was just joking abeg

Because you try again and she still reject you abi.

Shameless yeyebrity everywhere. The level of immortality in our society is becoming unbearable. Our so call celebrity especially ladies have forgotten that you have to be called wife (Mrs) first before you will called mother (Mum).
Kissing and claiming a man that's not yet your husband and posting same on social media just to get back at your enemies is not wise. By the time he impregnate you and disappear, you will join the league of babymama & babydad.
What is my own self. #Pampers #Angel #Mofies #PZ #Cussion #Johnsonbaby etc here is your soon to be customer

[quote author=Tonymegabush1 post=81687702]Python way wan swallow goat no be trouble e dey find.....

NB as the pics no too clear Lala no fit move am to promise land..


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Lalala having a close view on VAR

Why drag UNN into this matter. Is there a department in UNN that train drug dealers? All the robbery activities and kidnapping going in this country 80% are carried out by graduate. You are obviously looking for trouble. People like you drive joy in destroying people's reputation.

Hisduchess:
Y'all didn't see the "term openning" at the top.everything about the school is wack nah.so the teacher is a good ambassador of the wack school

Hahahaha. I saw "Term Three" is it not suppose to be " Third Term."

Palmerbarry:
Does Nigerian prisoners bath at all?

Does Nigerian prisoners correctioners bath at all?[/quote]

noblealuu:
The undeniable beauty of technology...


Here in my country, it's RUGA, Shites and 2023 presidential race that our unfortunate leaders are dreaming of

This brought tears to my eyes. :-
Only God can deliver us. We need help

MurderEnglish:


To everyone asking him to get married.

What if he is married or has kids and hides them from social Media.

Just think about this, use it to satisfy your mind and mind your business.

Nonsense...

Don't mind them if he marries and divorce his wife later, the same set of people shouting 'go and marry' will be the one to castigate him on social media.

Dee9977:
wetin b UNN shae na name of bicycle

No sir, is football betting site! You must be an i...ot.

Officialgarri:
God is wonderful. When age sets in and one grows less of admirers, then is when we remember a God exists and we should be closer to him.

I remember when this woman in her prime use to smooch anyhow, different men having a taste of her kpekus.

Wale Adebayo cannot forget how he enjoyed the hole through which a legendary Clarence Peter was born.

No wonder Aquila Njama could not get hold of his destiny anymore after losing his relevance to the wrinkled kpekus

Are you God? Keep counting her past (sin). A quick reminder here: when a sinner confesses his/her sins and repent God forgive and forget.


Isaiah 1:18. Come now, and let us reason together, saith the LORD: though your sins be as scarlet, they shall be as white as snow; though they be red like crimson, they shall be as wool.

2 Corinthians 5: 17. Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.

There's no joy/gain in bring people down. Let us learn to celebrate our present and not dwell in our past.

DIFFERENT TYPES OF NIGERIANS WHILE IN THE SHOWER

(1) The ones that normally scrub their body so roughly and fast as if someone is fast forwarding them�

(2) The ones that enter bathroom to bath, they must ease themselves first, it's a follow come something. A strong spiritual problem

(3) The ones that normally scrub their body in slow motion with efizy as if a company paid them to do advert.�

(4) The ladies that normally wee wee on themselves while bathing. The feeling nobi here sha. E sweet die!!. Ladies abi I lie?�‍♀�‍♀

(5) The ones that normally wash their underwear first before any other thing. �

(6) The ones that normally display their singing talent only in the bathroom. As a matter of fact, some people have released album while in the shower..�‍♀

(7) The ones that are professionals in managing water, they normally tie their sponge around their waist so they won't have to waste water rinsing the sponge separately.�

( The ones that normally dance while in the shower. Nobody says u shouldn't dance oo, but when u will slip and knack your brain somewhere, it's only you that will advice yourself.

(9) The ones that after their so called bathing, they will still come out with soapy foams inside and outside the back of their ear, as if it is in the constitution. �‍♀

(10) The ones that after bathing they will remain small water that they will use rinse their legs at the front door, as if their legs no go touch ground again. �‍♀�‍♀�‍♀
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Add your own.

theenchanter:
NOTHING LIKE HELL FIRE!!!!

Smile! Don't be deceived heaven is real, hell is real. Is appointed unto man to die once and after death judgment. The life you lived here on earth determine where you will end. Is either one belongs to God or devil. Life is a school, a race, a struggle, a battle ground. Those that fight the good fight will rejoice and receive their rewards according. Less I forget, hell is terrible, it's a bottomless pit that burns endlessly. I don't wish you or myself hell. God bless!!!

Sweetest! Nigeria 2 : South Africa 1

samcus:
Idumota, Ariaria, Alaba, Nkwo Nnewi and Onitsha main Markets have Produced more Billionaires than any university in Nigeria.
FACT.

The bitter truth!