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[quote author=OluwatoyinIS post=45260738][/quote]nigga I simply asked a question, are you looking for a fight?

OluwatoyinIS:
,where did I mention that?
A local singer with a microphone?
What weed are you on?

if he isn't a singer then what is he? A preacher??

Op are you sure it happened in a church That looks like a local singer who is high on palmwine

I wonder what this boy would've done if he were a billionaire

GOAL so that ex-relegated team will lift the trophy i am so happy for them.

Chelsea has scored o

edwife:
Yep, the one and only chelsea first lady.

you need the coke then

edwife:
Please do and put some jack in, he might just need it.

you're a chelsea fan?

edwife:
Good for now go drink something very cold.

I'm drinking coke now. Do you think I should share wif him?

Anoda goal

iMerchant:
MY HUSBAND SUDDENLY KNOWS HOW TO MAKE ME ORGASM AFTER 3 YEARS OF MARRIAGE
A married woman said her husband recently came back from a weeklong trip to Abuja with newfound sexual prowess—which is great for her, right? Except that she can't help but wonder how he picked up these new abilities.
"During sex, something different happened," she explained. "Usually, when he goes down on me, he is pretty sloppy and his tongue moves. with no purpose. Generally, his tongue stays around my vagina, but never at all focused on my clitoris, but this time he hit it spot-on and it was the first time he made me orgasm while going down on me. This is very odd to me because during our 3.5 years, he has never made me orgasm while going down on me, and now the day he came back from his Abuja trip, he suddenly knows exactly where to put and what to do with his tongue, with little to no direction."
Should she be suspicious of her husband's behaviour, or just grateful?
If your partner's sexual techniques suddenly changed after a trip, would you wonder how they did their, uh, research? Or is she being overly suspicious?
Source - http://www.insidersecrets.com.ng/husband-suddenly-knows-make-orgasm-3-years-marriage/

maybe he learnt from a guy friend or a girlfriend. But why didnt you teach him? But now he knows and you're worried. I sure as hell do not understand women.

that is so gross

Stop seeking awoof. In economics, price reflects the value of a product to the buyer. So if you place so much value on something pay for it.

How many guys can boast of abs like hers?? Oya come out lets see

yaki84:
previous govt stole yes cos nigerians wanted them to.
how much did obj inherited from abdulsalami abubakar?
how much was price of crude?
was nigeria generating 50thousand megawatts of electricity then? No.
but econet came, mtn came, so many others who have folded came not because nigeria was blossoming nor eldorado of sort but because of policies by the then govt.
now buhari inherited 30billiinplus dolls, 2.3billion dolls in eca account, 1billion plus in soverign wealth account, crude price at 30plus dolls per barrel with drilling strength of about 2.2million barrels a day. projects that hv been near completed which if completed will had value to the nation. yet he is complaining........ it is a pity. imagine if buhari was d president in 1999.......e for be disaster.

Buhari has barely spent a year and things have been terrible, but I say we need to be patient, complaining wont solve the problem ,so let us see what happens after his four years in office, now I am not a fan of politics and it might amuse you to know that I have never casted any vote and I have no plans to do that till I die. I dont know who the best or worst President has been so far, all I know is that we need to be patient.

Pavarottii:
Another Zombie Spotted(Suffering & Smiling syndrome).

no sir we're all suffering, i just dunno about the smiling part.

Pele, i guess the classes you forget/miss aren't important. We are all addicted, but obviously we only log on when we're not so busy. PELE

Op you are dead, better run for your life before they get here

Nairabet is the biggest, thats what i think though. You can log on to their website to find out how to be an affiliate.

Anyone found guilty is definitely not a college graduate, he/she just broke out of college.

Nigerians have been in trouble for a very long time, we just didnt realise it until this present administration. All other administrations have been killing us silently and we never knew. Their rats have eaten off our toes and placed AC in front of, Buhari had no hand in eating our toes, he simply turned off the AC

Bro we all need money. But how many litres of your sperm do you think you can donate to make enough money? Do you think you can donate that amount and still remain normal? If you can, then goodluck to you. But if not , double your hustle. Stop looking for an easy way out.

op no offense but i think you're a fooooooooo...
never mind, just enjoy your shooooooooooo...
you know what , screw you

was she glancing at your glans?
if no then dont tell her you have yearns
does she twerk when you dance?
if its still no then bro bounce
abeg it is all a joking stuffs o,just ask her out already, i bet you know how to talk to girls. RIGHT?? Goodluck

its coming
its coming
wait for it















HERE YOU GO
you satisfied

Yeah he meant to say iconic but he just tried to make the word complex, gone are those days when nigerians just keep absorbing everything they hear,now we go into the dictionary to check every grammar except of course those spoken by Patrick Obahiagbon

divinehand2003:
She is cute

stop lying fear GOD oo

stupidity:
Last night was one hell of a night for me. E get this babe wey I Gonk last night, JESU!!! I still can't believe toto can be "wide" to that extreme. The toto swallow my whole penls and nearly swallow me join. The pvnny is soo wide that I can fvck her with my two legs at the same time.

Just got back from church. I went to give God praises and worship. May we(guys on nairaland) never jam a girl with sub woofer pvnny. May you never spend your monthly salary on a girl and at the end you discover her pvnny can give birth to a grown up man. This is my prayer for you this new month.
*speaking in tongues*

well since i cant see any picture i'll just conclude you're the one with the small dick so no matter how tight a puna is,your dick will still swim in it.

IamMissMarvel:
don't start a Tsunami where hurricane Katrina is still ravaging biko.

Freeze never still get sense at 40.

i was just curious and yass freeze will never come across sense till he dies

Not my biz at all , wait o annie idibia prepares homemade meals for teebillz why do i feel she is edible catering

Me likey but that no6 is a lie oo , if i dont want to drink milk, i dont care if its a gold cup or diamond cup a no is a very big NO. And yasss i'd love to try the last one but what if the person has poisoned the food with the intention of committing suicide mehn i' ll think about it jare . Nice one op