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Ranchhoddas:
You know this is bullshit right?

No its not.

kenzysmith:
Make I rush go bring my vasline

Ahan I don catch one. Everybody come and see o

rozayx5:
jay z be like obama . bodyguard everywhere

Due to the everlasting Mentions I've got, I have decided to take down this post. Someone please tell all those guys to leave me alone

And Jim Iyke be like... see what I'm missing

USELESS THINGS, WHEN THEIR MATES ARE BUSY FIGHTING BOKO HARAM THEY'RE FVCKING ABOUT. VERY USELESS.

Lalasticlala see the snake I'll kill next year

If everybody is in support of what the guy said, then who are the 500 peeps that keep liking the unclad pics Vaseline crew show yourselves.

HBD. But why is everybody calling him cute With the way people use cute now, I dont even know what it means anymore. Pls what is cute And the poster above me can make Lai Mohammed retire. Chai!!!

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Oh yeah that is some good news. God bless that scammer. I'm so happy

Congrats. He should get ready for these

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xtervaganza:
see you ooo.





Why are you on my case?




OK I have 2 wives and 5 kids.

I am very sorry for disturbing you Sir. Have a wonderful day.

Omohjick:
Ofcos I know that but your book won't take you anywhere! Mark my words and save this link somewhere for future reference...

I know success is not based on education, I just love gaining knowledge. That's all that matters to me. Sorry for the insults, have a nice day Ma'am.

Omohjick:
And you think by getting your PhD will make you more successful? Most men that didn't even pass tru school r more successful than pig HD pole like u...we have professors that can't afford to buy WizKids necklace...u knw what? You are a complete idiota born of colenterata!

I wish you the very best ma'am Enjoy oh, and its COELENTERATA.

xtervaganza:
no sir.



And why did you ask?

Are you married? Pls answer this.

xtervaganza:
there's no need for your brainless rants



She has a right to her choice. Who are you to her or in her life to question her choice or parents choice for her in life?

One more thing sir, are you a Phd holder?

Omohjick:
This is what I'm talking about toddlers o. You are not qualified I guess that's the reason for all diz ur uselez spit.

Yes I am not qualified because I intend to start and complete my Phd befrore getting married.

xtervaganza:
there's no need for your brainless rants



She has a right to her choice. Who are you to her or in her life to question her choice or parents choice for her in life?

Thats the problem. Its not her choice its her mom's choice. Are you married? If yes, did you mom/dad choose your wife? If yes, then I hope you're really enjoying your marriage. Enjoy

Walk into the most quiet part of your house, close the doors , then read your post out loud to your ears. Does it sound normal

Everybody come and see o. PLS READ !!!
1. She needs a serious relationship with a yoruba guy, (ogun oyo osun lagos) her mom wont let her go farther than that I dont know how old you are and I dont give a shhht but if you think you're ready to get married and your mom is the one who gets to choose the tribe, then you're not REASONABLE.
2. The man must be thinking of settling down this year or early next, this is May, how the hell do you meet someone now and get married in less than 12 months Are you that desperate?
3. He must be the serious type no igbo or hausa , I wont comment on this , let the igbos and hausas do the needful
4. No master or Phd planning before marriage, abeg if he doesnt plan Phd now, is it until you have 20 kids that he should start planning? Are you not mad like this?
5. With these few points let me now draw my conclusion, you are desperate for marriage, and given the fact that you want a 45- year old unmarried man without a plan for Phd, you are a big fan of STUPIDITY. I mean no disrespect but I'd also love to think you're damn BROKE, but instead of being desperate to be successful, you're desperate for marriage. After the shitty wedding and you guys start giving birth like chickens( I bet you've never heard of birth control) you wont have money to take care of your kids, peeps like you are the ones that wake up every morning and blame their misery on the government. Guess what, I dont give a faack, go ahead and marry your uneducated 45- year old yoruba man.

This is what lala looks like. Are you sure you still wanna meet him

Pls show us his face. We need to look for him and beat some common sense into his big empty coconut head.

Please let me know when he's travelling to 'MADE IN NIGERIA YANKEE' in his ' MADE IN NIGERIA' PRIVATE JET.

They are public school students. Did you know that most of our politicians attended public schools? Did you know that most public school students dont know the reason why they go to school? Did you know that most public school students dont learn anything in school? So when our politicians misbehave dont blame them.

opichika:
guy's plz sit back relax nd listen to dis mi horror testimony story plz'''i met a gal fo about 4 months ago nw'' in a weirdin ceremony'' toast her on same day hav her contact same tym''den as we were rolin i ask her for a date she agree''den we jst hang out chilins 2geda catch funs fo as much as we can' den every bdy goes'''den on second time i ask her to kum mi place''she refuse''no p''den i ask her out again she agree agian''den we hangd out nd do all we can to hav best of fun''she goes ha way i go mi way''den i ask her to kum mi place for a vry 3rd time she disagree den i pesweded her den she finaly gree to cum my place''and i make her feel confotable' nd mak sure dat she hav notin to regret in mi house''den i do d tins guys normaly do''bi askin her for sex''she said she iz on her period''NO ''P''on second day to mi hauz i ataemptet to sex her again and she even almost naked den she started VOMITING''for mor dan 30 mins in mi toilet''den thereafter she was so wick''den i rushed to near by chemist and bought som medicine''she finaly goes witout sexin her''finally was day b4 yestaday she is once again in my hauz'den afta much more'i put a sex request again at nite'for around 1 am''she said NO!! Wit loudy voice den i ask her y''?she rplyd thus' MR INNOCENT I DONT WANT TO SEX YOU BCS I LOVE YOU!''sayin dat she is frm marine kingdom dat any man who enter's her body will automaticaly lost his MANHOOD''and destiny''dat she has done for not less than 40 mens'in a row''b4 i could realizin anytin' evry where was lik echoe drum dat i can hear one word for more dan fifity tyms''finaly she den give a heavey dirty slap on mi face nd then disapear!! So mi felow nairalander i won mak una follow me de tank God abeg' for saving my live da nite'''

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She be like broomstick.

ogochukwu247:
Former beauty Queen, Sylvia Nduka has been called out by a disgruntled wife for allegedly trying to snatched her husband. The woman took to Slyvia's instagram page to lambasted her for disturbing her husband every night looking for her next meal...
source
http://www.reportnaija.com/2016/05/ex-beauty-queen-sylvia-nduka-in-husband.html

. Op did you read your post. this your english is serious o. Pls always read your posts before submitting them to avoid firing machine guns. That 'lambasted' part almost killed me.

WTF is that shait?

LecciGucci:
some gals still have the courage to woo o
i remember wen i lived in delta.....a gal needed me so badly.
always begging me for a kiss or asking me to close my eyes so that she can do wateva she like
but then i was a virgin and so shy... neva gave her time to kiss me even for once .till i left delta
years later wen i don open eye...i used to remember her and come dey regret
kai bcoz that gal get nyash die come fine join....
this geh will wear mini flair skirt enter my room...her big behind will push the skirt backwards.
and her ass go dey play band... the tune of nigeria national anthem.
yet i no do anything.
i bleeped up shaa

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