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lawrenzooo:
U just said bill gate. There are those who never make upto 1million dollar all there life

But billionaire wasnt written on Bill Gates' forehead when he was born. Who knows what that man could've also achieved?

achimotan:
Of all the other positive stuff and other well dressed guests, you decide to create this. I will not be surprised if this rubbish is lifted to the FP

. And its on FP. Lalasticlala must be a member of the vaseline crew. The word. 'Unclad 'always makes FP

Luckylife:
God blessing in disguise!

I disagree with you sir. 40years?? If Bill Gates had spent 40 years in jail, and after his release got paid 1million dollars, would he be the billionaire that he is?? They already killed the man's destiny, God save us from such things. Amen!!

Ayo25:
Can you ever spend enough time investing on your future? At what point should you be able to beat your chest and say I have invested enough in my future so I am ready for marriage? Is there any guaranty that there will not arise problems in your marriage after you thought you have guided agaisnt all the problems that may arise?

SIR , DO YOU SUPPORT JUMPING INTO MARRIAGES?

sylve11:
in as much this your post is nonsense, there is alot of sense in it

wow, uhm is this a compliment or an insult

WHEN WE KEEP SHOUTING MARRIAGE IS NOT BY FORCE, THEY'LL NEVER LISTEN. THERE'S ALSO AN ONGOING CASE OF THIS MAN THAT KILLED HIS WIFE. DONT JUMP INTO MARRIAGE IT IS NOT BY FORCE. SPEND MORE TIME INVESTING IN YOUR FUTURE, DONT GIVE BIRTH TO CHILDREN THAT YOU WONT BE ABLE TO TAKE CARE OF. RIP TO THE DEAD.

90 lawyers wont save you Sir. THIS IS YOUR HOME SWEET HOME. ENJOY

okay...

That aint no curve, thats a goddamn parachute.

Who put this on front page?

.

OH LAWDY LAWD. HOW THE HELL DID I END UP IN THIS GODDAMN COUNTRY?

Having 7 A's means nothing if you cheated your way into it. You've been like this since high school, you just never noticed cause you were cheating. Now you have a taste of what reality is, so just face it. And you did mention that you just wanna graduate with a 2nd class lower and work as a sec sch teacher. That is very bad Sir, very bad. Your reason for being in sch should not be just to graduate and get a job, if you think that way you'll find reading very difficult. Scientists claim that when we read we exert more energy than bricklayers, just imagine that. It is not easy to read, so if you want to be motivated your reason for being in school should be for the purpose of gaining knowledge. DONT READ TO PASS, READ TO GAIN KNOWLEDGE. When you read because you want to gain knowledge, you'll find it easy and very soon you'll get used to it.The world is getting tougher, you need as much knowledge as you can get. DONT GIVE UP SIR, ITS NOT AN OPTION. GOODLUCK!!

Okijajuju1:
Nice...
Your Mum is about to get super Powers and become Scorpion Mum.

Scorpion Queen.

Since you cant stay away from your boss and you still love your boyfriend, then you're such a confused soul. What can you do to stop it? Very simple, COMMIT SUICIDE. Thank me later.

Smellymouth:
Good day Mr. Chairman,Moderator, Panel of Judges,Time Keeper,Co-debaters and Distinguished Ladies and Gentlemen..
My names are SmellyM0uth ALAGA1. I am here to support the motion which says that---"Most men of today are the weaker sex and can't control themselves emotionally.."
Listen and be blessed

. Everybody stop and lets listen to Smelly. Oya Smelly over to you.

They called us 'leaders of tomorrow' but the leaders of yesterday are still the leaders of today. I dont even care about leading shiit, I never cared. I just want to do my own thing and become successful so that my children wont pass through any form of bullshit.

To the poster above me That's the smell of Linda's V according to Wizkid. And Linda is yet to post any news about Wizkid on her blog despite his collab with Drake which was no 2 on the Billboard hot 100 last time I checked. But She happily posted the news of his eviction from the rented apartment. Biased blogger.

Linda again? Who wants to eat?

chiefolododo:
You no need to invite your house boy, just insert a big tuber of yam

And if she's still not okay with the yam, she can try NEPA pole. Satisfaction guaranteed.

HBD SIR. But wait a sec, did the op mention that he has 17 children? . Imagine being the 17th child of a family.

SHE SAID IT WAS THE WORK OF THE DEVIL. WHY DO PEOPLE SAY THAT? THE DEVIL DOES'NT EVEN HAVE TO DO MUCH WORK ANYMORE. THERE ARE ALREADY BILLIONS OF DEVILS IN HUMANS.

Lala likes SNAKE and BEAUTIFUL. He must be a Beautiful Snake. But seriously Lalasticlala if you dont stop putting snake threads on FP...

logica:
With the spelling of "Dane", I can already guess the back of your head is flat. If you have no positive comments, shut the fvck up.

guy you're wicked o . The back of his head is flat what does it mean abeg?

Hahaha I'm in big trouble please forgive me , its very difficult to get people to see from your own perspective. Pls forgive me o

ibawon:
[/quote][quote author=johnel2real post=45463622]joke of the month "Jay z is more powerful than Obama". Don't want to say u are smoking weed, but if that isn't the case, then u must have woken up from an 8years long coma. An American president is automatically the most powerful man in the world. Because America is currently the most powerful and the most influencial nation on planet earth.

Kaydz:
Am not sure you understand very much what it means to be powerful. The most powerful man in the world is generally considered to be the president of America. It is worthy of note however to state that Obama's grip on western politics have been challenged by the emergence and re-emergence of his Russian counterpart (Vladmir Putin). You can check Time Magazine for the list of the most influential people in the world. No celebrity is more powerful than the American president. No one!!

slap1:
How is Jay-Z more powerful than Obama? How?

olagamalin:
Preach!!!!.....Personality specialist.
Sometimes, I cringe at the jokes some of y'all post on NL. I mean, do you honestly believe this crap or you just killing time?

Ranchhoddas:
It's because they are famous.Fame is not necessarily power.Nigerian artistes also get paid millions to endorse brands.Power on the other hand, is what those world leaders and company owners possess.Ability to make things happen-cause economic recessions,start wars,cause currency fluctuations,order high profile assassinations, send drones to blow up towns,cause panic buying and selling on the stock market etc.That is power.If people like Barack Obama or Bill Gates were to endorse brands,they'll probably get paid quadruple of what Jay-z or Beyonce get.So you should not say Jay-z or Beyonce is more powerful than Obama.Combined, they are not.

GROOOVE:
If wishes were horse

I'd be on one right now, riding the hell outta this country. I just hope Buhari knows he wont rule forever. 2019 coming soon, We'll see what Nigeria has become by then.

TrumpDonald:
Receive Sense !!!

I didnt quote you sir, and I didnt insult you. So please dont you ever insult me.

Ranchhoddas:
It's because they are not powerful enough.World leaders and company owners are also celebrities.

And do you remember how Taylor Swift brought Apple music to its knees.

Ranchhoddas:
It's because they are not powerful enough.World leaders and company owners are also celebrities.

I mean entertainers. And why do you think companies pay them millions to endorse their products?

Ranchhoddas:
I hope you know there is a list for the most powerful people in the world?

Yeah but the list names only world leaders and company owners. Celebs are really more powerful than these guys.