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OP why now,i don laff tire infact tears dey drop for my eyes.

Can a history teacher explain this ...
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in
1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in
1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both their wives lost a child while living in the
White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named
Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was
born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was
born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln,
was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy,
was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Ford."
Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln" made
by "Ford."
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their
trials.
And here's the "kicker":
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in
Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with
Marilyn Monroe.
AND...................:
Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin
ran to a warehouse...
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the
assassin ran to a theatre...

God save us,please save Nigeria. Islam islam islam, a religion indeed that believes in terror and violence.

B-R-E-A-K-I-N-G News!!!
Gov Aregbesola's Son, Arrested in Lagos Airport
Enroute UAE with over N178million ($912,820)
Money Laundering.
Mr Kabiru Aregbesola, the son of the Osun State
Governor, Alhaji Rauf Aregbesola was this
afternoon caught at the departure wing of the
Muritala Muhammed Airport II, Lagos with
undeclared sum of N178million ($912,820) cash
stocked in his luggage.
Mr Kabiru called his father who rushed down to
handle the case before it gets out of hand. As at
the time of this report, Ogbeni Rauf Aregbesola
requested to see the Immigration officers that
arrested his son for a discussion in a senior
officer's office where we hope they will sort out
the Problem.
Mr Kabiru Aregbesola was involved in the failed
scam contract by Osun state government to
supply local Computer Notebooks, nicknamed
Opon Imo valued at over N4Billion to schools in
the state.
Details coming shortly.....

Twaci:
Thanks dear

You are welcome,our incoming miss nairaland by Gods grace.

Twaci:
Look closely and you'll see the resemblance (ofcourse that's me!)

Twaci look more pretty dan dis MI chick.

I like dis protest,jaja nah ui bokoharam infact i dont like going there at all cos dem too slow.

Bekeee:
May 4th any one here...

hello birthday mate,am here may 4,iz here

May 4 dude in the building,any other birthday mate here ?....

Petrol is now a precious product in Nigeria

I was listening to a radio programme few days ago,and a newly elected house of rep member of the APC was being interviewed,during the course of the programme he was asked if APC would be ready to take a salary cut i.e reduce their expences by 50percent,i guess yu know we spend alot of money on our democracy in Nigeria so my question is dat will APC reduce the expenses our honourable members spend when they finally get to abuja remember thier slogan is 'change'.

The wind of change,thank God i was part of it,PDP goons will now be going on exile........sai buhari sai baba


Am gonna miss the word ''GEJ till 2019''.

pearl360:
Wow! So educating

miss pearl how are you.....from mr pearl.

PDP and their propaganda chai.......all i know is Febuhari 14.

AnnieBeyonce:
Its kinda annoying wen u hear oda gals talk about dia first time.....

Hello annie let pearlyakin be the tuface.

I don LMAO with dis funny picture and funny comments about but indeed we need change #SaiBuhari

Mods the score is now 2-2

Kachisbarbie:
This is that woman, that poured acid on her rival's face , then jumped into River Niger.

She af turn to Eja-Nla (Big Fish)

Delicacy? Na to just fry am chop...with orijin
It isn't that big, I was expecting to see a whale-sized fish.

Dont tell me dat yu can drink Orijin.

pearl360:
On point

My username sake how are you doing ?

3cycle:
Great.
See why I love tall guys? Everything bout them is huge

what of tall and thin guys ?

Babycherry:
why did u not read before trying to prove you are a ph.d holder in english, that word was attached to a pidgin sentence. thank you sir.

I only corrected you,moreso you are welcome and thank you for thanking me.

Babycherry:
Hey whoever the hell you think you are, that's pidgin(disvirgin) are u blind.

Be careful of what you utter from your mouth young woman.

Babycherry:
she don disvirgin naa. oh my God fp. neva taught i would make me.

Hey miss, it is called deflower not disvirgin.

ginajet:
blues till corruption ends in naija..... I love CFC like kilode

Same here also gina.........our blood is blue

ginajet:
Hazard and his boys...... I call them killer squad and they play for chelsea football club........ though from different countries but I love the samba boys like madt...... Cute sexy boys topping the EPL....... Always a pleasure sipping my st.Remy wine and eating my Costa biscuit with more assist from Fabregas who know this love story might just win an Oscar award....

Nice one miss gina,blues rock.

Thank God......fp today.

Happy new year to all my fellow nairanlanders such as fynest boi,truckpusher,3cycle and to all the pretty ladies on nairaland and to the handsome guys also...i pray that we shall experience peace and progress in Jesus name.......Shallom

Cutesexy1:
Both are comely in their own way,meanwhile having gr8t fun,it my birthday,go shawty!!

Happy birthday,wishing yu long life like dat of metuselah and prosperity like king solomon

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Anyhow....i make it to fp today,thank God.

maynation: even in ur dream u can't be on the list with this ur DP

for your mind.