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Kill those animals NA

zaragal:
turn ons..... bornagain, yoruba,educated, intelligent, dark, godfearing, religious preferably rrcg member, vision filled, goal getter, talented

Turn offs...... igbo, fair, unbeliever, drinks, club, smoke, lies, cheat, sex addicts

Why not get a clay!!!!

Therock5555:
thank you, anything else?

God dash dis hammer sense sha. Some persons sha, I expect u to ameliorate is present conditions. Mtcheeeew. Nairaland needs screening during reg

Therock5555:
Please this is a long write up so please pardon me

I choosed not to used an alternative moniker because I want my dad to see this, I introduced him to Nairaland and he's a frequent front page reader so I hope he sees this. I hope my fans in the literature section know why I get depressed always.




Sorry for the long epistle, I'm broken and seriously need advice, I hope he gets to see this and then kills me afterwards.


Cc. Ishilove Lalasticlala Sean RoyalRoy

What a test for ur parents from God, my brother ure destined to be great in life. Write today's date down. U really need to change ur approach though, discard ur depression, live n relate happily with him despite his fire brigade approach. Behave as if nothing is happening but moving out if never an option bro. Dont try it

MusaIbrahim1:
Ogun and ritual... Hmmm

Whats ur headache on the above

Was here

Raw talent

Mtn pay oooo

wasak:
We started dating in 2011 after a year of asking her out. I just love her naturally not for anything. Admittedly, her stubbornness might be partly due to my over pampering at the initial stage of our relationship, I was naive but I think 4 years is actually a long time for the love to be balanced. At every point in time she claims she loves me more, but no evidence whatsoever to show for it. I don't want to venture into crazy things I've done for her, that's a story for another day.
It appears she takes delight in frustrating me due to my simple nature, actually I can be stubborn too, but not with regards to relationship because I believe it's all about compromise. She's inconsiderate and selfish, always wants to have her way at all time even though I have to sacrifice my convenience for her umpteen times. I'm scared of settling down with a woman who'll finally kill me, I love her no doubt. But it appears love is not enough. Someone talk to me pls

What are your own weakness?
My brother, love is never enough to settle down with a woman, don't be blinded folded, put ur brain at work not only the heart. There are some attitudes you will have to shift ground while u cope with the others. But if you know fully well u cant cope with the most essential ones, guy 11th commandment and do the needful. Forever is too long for u to be unhappy and frustrated. Shalom

My brother, love is never enough to settle down with a woman, don't be blinded folded, put ur brain at work not only the heart. There are some attitudes you will have to shift ground while u cope with the others. But if you know fully well u cant cope with the most essential ones, guy 11th commandment and do the needful. Forever is too long for u to be unhappy and frustrated. Shalom

Gbam#

Orisirisi

Its just a critical analysis about the ups and down in life. Humans with diverse problem, genesis of our worries start from the very first day a kid starts the kindergarten, completes primary education and takes the next step through the secondary education. As a school cert holder, many factors hover academic pursuit (it ranges from the financial capacity of the family, fear of the unknown, pressure to meet academic standards, distractions, interest etc) ie material resources, environmental factors, physical and spiritual forces to mention a few. After the outplay of the aforementioned factors, some manage to further with no option of being a victim of circumstances. Several factors also contribute to the successful graduation through institution of higher learning (ie striking balance between academic, spiritual, social, relationship life and bully from the God forsaken lecturers) as if that is not even enough. Now the monstrous real life situation is dawn after graduation, the hunt for unavailable jobs, demands from all sphere of life will get you frustrated to the extent you will lose hope in prayers and have a second thought if your situation is not beyond the physical. What a world with endless worries and fear!!!!!!!!
Kudos to parents for the life journey so far
Celestial observation, comments and criticism are welcome

Cute girl

Oga o

CUMPOLICE01:
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Height of joblessness

RichDad1:
Ogun State as usual.

Whats it gan?

IYANGBALI:
i am gooder than you,i spoke english better and best than you,what can you spoke?nothing?you are just spoking gbagaun gbagaun everytime without shaming shame

U both are a highest insiding ogbese weed with all of d grammariam ure spoking. Hope mine sef never enter DSMIV

BabyDaddy20:
Buhari why ??

Are u okay sir?

Good one

Send him down here. FTC !!!!!!! Dedicate this page to my goons, Dre, elegido, matte osha nd gen. Lee

Nice development

Ok

MKO4ever:
If you think our Senators are soo rich, then you need to find out how much Mikel Obi earns
Total number of members==== 469
Total Allowance ==========N8.72b
Average per individual======N18.6m
Annual Wage for Mikel Obi===N1.33b

Mikel earns as much as 17 Senators put together

Analysis= non sequitur

Una dey craze

pedel:
Some of these senators are suppose to be paying back money to the country.
There is, may be, none of them that hasn't stolen enough money for their next three generation.
Among them we have 2 to 4 - term senator, former governors, former members of house of rep., former ministers of the federation.
I am not sure of there is any of them that worth less than 1 billion naira.
Why cant they give something back?
They all bled the country into coma and for them to donate a pint of blood to keep the country alive, it is a problem.

On the judgement day, God will not allow Nigerian politicians to say a word before he send them into hell.

May they rot in the pit of hell

Lovely

ladyF:
Wow. Work for another replacement?

Do comprehensive insurance, dem no go hear. Life is more important sha. Hopefully, no life was lost.

It's [size=20pt]LadyF [/size] again

Lady F, guess u tap ur network directly from 3G cabinet

Gbam am here!!!!

BabyDaddy20:
MORE LIKE THE MOST OVER-BLEACHED & STINKY ASHAWO IN LAGOS

Na dat one pain u? Ur know how many John Thomas go don wipe am?........ Countless.....

BabyDaddy20:
MORE LIKE THE MOST OVER-BLEACHED & STINKY ASHAWO IN LAGOS

Na dat one pain u? Ur know how many John Thomas go don wipe am?........ Countless.....

GenBloodykiIler:
yes he's a dullard gworo chewing gorilla

Ur surname= MUMU

Good work