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My first gf-our chemistry, my second gf - her seriousness wit education, my third gf- her waist n boobs. Now av lost every sense of commitment in relationship due to hrt breaks. I pray God help me.

mordtonia:
To woo a guy is a sin.

dis one is from d stone age

Ewo! Wetin be dis? Una go die o

NanciaKay:
Cynthia honey. U fit change to green if u want. It will look good on you. #like i care

na wa o, so u get bad mouth like dis?

If dem like make dem fire catapult of ENVY.

Make una sofree advice OP to marry d babe oh. Fear any naija babe wey dey spend on man cos dey dey use dat as a bait.

dominique:
Internet banking is so convenient, if only people knew, there'll be less queues in banks. I'll also commend GTB for introducing the *737*1*amount* NUBAN# transfer. You don't need an internet enabled phone to carry out that transaction and it costs just N20 to transfer to other banks. As long as you don't give out the digits on your ATM, your BVN or your Pin, your account is safe.

We need as many measures to allow us handle less physical cash in this country. Those armed robbers ain't smiling.

dear some armed robbers have upgraded oh, they now take their victims to atm machine for cash withdrawals. It happening in abuja where I stay

they r mad! they cudnt protest boko haram killins but they r protesting over dis. is ur religion more important than human life?

UNA DEY MAD! na only 30,000 youths dey NIGER DELTA? all of una fada! FG either pay all NIGER DELTA youth or forget abt d amnesty! na only una d environmental degradation or oil spillage dey disturb? god purnish all of una

get d fcck up ur knees morafuka! u was looking forward to running home wit a wife so cheaply hun?

with dis post from FFK, i expect EFCC and DSS to go after linda ikeji cos obviously dat he goat (FFK) just contradicted wat linda posted yesterday where she agreed to hav done some jobs for both apc n pdp dat brought in a few millions for her. i can neva bliv FFK lai lai.

Fanirandele:
he received cash for bulletproofs which is for security and under the jurisdiction of NSA.

how can NSA be in charge of security in a country where there is a minister of defence, minister of interior? and a minister of finance, cbn governor and accountant general of d federation responsible for payments on behalf of FG, ur demi god (buhari) is sick in d head

Eketem:
Please how is this thread misleading? Sahara Reporters asked a direct question If it was true that Buhari collected money from Dasuki, Adeshina responded that he did but It was his entitlement. Nothing misleading here.

dont be foolish ok. DASUKI was never our minister of finance, cbn governor or accountant general of d federation who make payments on behalf of d FG. if buhari got his statutory entitlement from dasuki, and dokpesi got payments for a job he did from dasuki, why r both of them not in kuje prison right now? this govt is a failed govt.

so na now una know say for dis abj wey we dey, na jack knife we dey keep inside bag? una be learners

buratai shud be drafted to kaduna to finish wat he started. wat rubbish

he is eating 2.1b arms deal.

sambisa government boarding school recruiting

d baby head get as e be sha

sseunhayor:
its normal. Even your hair sparks during this season... its harmattan.

wow! are u serious?

Fairgodwin:
Must he reply him?

dnt mind him, old man wey wan engage small pikin. attention seeker.

ok oh, i see nigerian army searching for fresh battle wen the one they hav at hand is yet to be won. later they will start telling us about tactical maneuver. we dey watch una.

sonOfLucifer:
Cause:
Static electricity.

Basically, static electricity occurs when a body becomes charged. A body becomes charged when electrons(tiny particles in atoms which make up molecules which make up matter). If the body doesn't conduct electricity(insulator), like your duvet for example, the duvet will have lots of electrons(charge)...

Where do these extra electrons/charge come from? The dry air which is harmattan. SO your duvet gets its charge, waits for a conductor to come along, which in this case is your sexy body. It will try to neutralize itself, by discharging the extra electrons through your body.

Hope this wasn't too technical..

The shocks aren't fatal, at least, I have never heard of that. But if you feel uncomfortable, you can try rubbing a hanger(preferably a metal one) on your beddings/duvet before you get into bed.

very eloquent. thank u boss. i will continue flexin my lovely disco light emitting duvet lol

funkyibodude:
The 3rd poster said it all, it's static electricity. Normally happens on silk materials when there's friction between it.

so u didnt learn anytin from the explanations given by other commenters b4 u? truly a fool has emerged.

And some ignorants were insulting me. Smh. i appreciate those who care to enlighten me on dis issue as am not a physics student.

Guys, this is very strange as I have never seen or heard about dis b4.

my duvet is an electric one!
I mean my sleeping blanket!

I traveled to dubai and got this lovely and soft duvet cos I know I'll need it dis period cos of cold.

But to my surprise, wen i'm sleepin under the cover of my new duvet/blanket, I hear some minor electrical spark sounds n lightnings from my blanket sometin like disco lights around my blanket

Abeg who don see, hear or experience dis kind tin b4?

Oh really? I neva knew, we learn everyday u know. Tnx anyway, pls hope it's not harmful? And wat is d cause of dis?

Guys, this is very strange as I have never seen or heard about dis b4.

my duvet is an electric one!
I mean my sleeping blanket!

I traveled to dubai and got this lovely and soft duvet cos I know I'll need it dis period cos of cold.

But to my surprise, wen i'm sleepin under the cover of my new duvet/blanket, I hear some minor electric spark sounds n lightnings from my blanket sometin like disco lights around my blanket

Abeg who don see, hear or experience dis kind tin b4?

Linda and buhari shud be arraigned! Case closed

dasuki dis ur moeny long ooooooooooo

chopido:
Lol don't get me wrong here. I am not supporting his act of resisting arrest. That is an offence on its own my point is d manner d officers carried out d arrest. I know they might be under order to bring him in. But u mentioned one funny thing. Bring him in alive.. We're they suppose to kill him?

it shows u how serious dis administration is, they can shoot kworupt pipu at sight. sai baba

oh boy! buhari mean work oh, dis is one bundle well deserved. wen dem go bundle oga jona like dis? hahahahahah

weda dis news is true or not, if buhari collected compensation for boko haram attack on him, then he better return d cash. wat rubbish!