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...so I need biblical back up for this claim..heard someone said ehe na what is bad there ?so far they are married.;

Orijin101:
your moniker can even testify

lol we wear d same shoe.

Orijin101:
Without wasting much time, roll with me as i bring you the types of prostitutes we have in Nigeria:

1 Local Prostitutes
These are the types of prostitutes my Yoruba friends calls "sarewa" meaning "rush come", they are always present in every hood.
NB: All they need is recharge card then you are free to explore the unexplorable.

2 Part-time Prostitutes
They will be the one to call you whenever they are broke so that they can pay you a visit, but during the visit! miracles shall happen. keep calm, they are just part-time oloshos.
NB: You will also pay for their t-fare.

3 Full-time Prostitutes
These are the real deals. you will always find them only at night around suya joints, beer parlors, on the streets and their main industries.
NB: They charge very low, you can even try your luck with N750.

4 Holy Prostitutes
They are regular church or mosque goers but they can't just do without having some lashes within the week then during the weekends, you will see them asking for forgiveness.
NB: They always emotional after the ministration, some will even start crying and you will start feeling guilty.

5 E-Prostitutes
They are more like OLX or konga all you need to do is to negotiate with them online and trust me, they will never fail you
you will always find them on every social networks even on _nairaland
NB: They charge high.

6 Corporate Prostitutes
They are always at our work place, schools even in our hoods. They are always good looking whenever you see them, but all they need from you is to approach them, take them out for shopping, then the main ministration will take place at night.
NB: They don't have time for dating and long stories coz they already have their parners.

7 High-Class Prostitutes
If you are not a billionaire, don't just render yourself useless by going near them or else! you know the rest. They are always patronized by politicians, successful businessmen, popular actors and so on.
NB: They also play international matches.

8 Add urz

keep calm and run from oloshos
orijin101

no lie av met dem all

EroticAngelina:
I would miss all the ones who were good to me

hahahah sis frank talk no jokes oo.will miss everybori sha,d are all good pple but sometimes brain d touch

Ishilove:
So because it is my job you have to make it harder?

lol abeg pass d job bro mesef I dey fyn work....... yes na u must work oo,abi nobi here you dey chop?

Ishilove:
please post your topics in the right section. You are increasing our work when we have to move your topics to the right section. The Romance section is for discussion about love, dating and relationships, and love in marriage, not a photo studio, gossip joint or jokes section.

Please, i'm begging you!!!! Post your fucking topics in the right section!!!

thanks for being polite,and for d thread check well you will see romancelander.btw I think it ur job so do it or are dey not paying you?

krall:
do not violate the privacy of any nairalander. mods ban this boy.

ban na your papa name?the said person is aware of this and he is looking at me with 3D sef and you come d comment nonsense for my thread.abeg pak well oo,I know sabi u

....This dude is a popular romancelander.

I wrote about phobia and now xenophobia hit d news

ronald4lif:
Okay good. My weekend won't be complete until we trash una. Yeye Blues. Abeg make I no come derail your thread. Bounces back to football thread.

Chelsea is already leading wrist tell am fo me

wristwatch:
This is an opportunity getting to know individuals on romance section better which entails their background, social life, etc. It's going to be an interactive section and fun too.

So by tomorrow 6pm to 7pm, I am going to host two prominent romancelander getting to know their biography whom are ;

Tosyne2much

Kingtom

This is how it will be.

6pm - 6.20pm, I will host tosyne2much asking question about him.

6.21pm-6.30pm, the house will ask their questions as regard tosyne2 much background

6.31pm-6.50pm, I will host Kingtom asking questions as well.

6.51pm-7.00pm, the house will ask their questions too.

This will run every sunday 6pm-7pm getting to know 2 romancelanders every week.

I hope u peeps like the concept?

Note: . Please I take God beg una Derailer oo just like when someone prostrate flat in front of oba. Please don't derail the thread o!

Cc Ishilove




Farano

obio be ready to host everyromancelander oo

maryam6:
U try ba?

yes we made it,FP after ban.onila send for originality

bros dis one name yam question oo.but ebi like say I don cheat oo,OK OK wait mk I ask my babe I dey come back ........

onila:
hehe
remember when my cousin mate teased me for being flat while her boobs had grown a little

one day when I was 10 years old, my wicked aunt told me her 4 year old daughters boobs were bigger than mine jokingly

I cldnt take it anymore


I prayed, prayed and prayed . .today my boobs are much bigger than everyones boobs in the family
I am boasting of a 38D size bra

the challenges of being a skinny female hehehe

38D size bra ogeh u try atleast dat above average. but we're d pisure na?

onismate:
I have always been a good Christian. To me my faith permits marriage but I can’t just marry anybody. At 35, marriage was already on my mind. I need it, my body needs it. I have abstained from sex for too long. I had to do something before I fall into the evil hands of the sons of Lucifer. Even though my finances were a little bit low I prayed fervently to God to give me the right person.

Two weeks later I was returning from evangelism, I saw a very beautiful young lady preaching to some group of young menu in the neighbourhood. I decided to come closer to listen to her message very well. I began enjoying her message, she was so fluent. Her beauty didn’t attract me as such, what attracted me the most was her charisma and the way she preached. I decided to sit on one of the empty chairs at the back. After the message, I approached her, we exchanged pleasantries and introduced ourselves, I requested that I should walk her home and she agreed. We chatted and talked as I walked her home. I got to her house and we spent over 2 hours talking. I really enjoyed her company that I requested if we could do a joint evangelism together, she agreed.

As we go to evangelism together we became closer and fond of each other. I was not comfortable with our relationship as just friends. I wanted us to move to the next level.

Behold it happened. I asked her to marry me. She appreciated my courage but asked for little patience for her to go and pray to God about it. On my mind I was very sure that she is the right one for me.

A month later as we were going to visit some of our new converts, she broke the news to me. That she has agreed to marry me. I was just so happy about the good news.

We courted for about 6 months and started the preparations for the traditional rites. It proved a little difficult when we (me and my family) went to see her parents.

They insisted that all the drinks we must bring will be alcohol (ogogoro, sepe), because they are from isoko in Delta state. Isokos love taking alcohol a lot. I totally refused buying any alcohol because it’s outside my faith.

I gave them my own option of what I will do. I told them I can’t buy them alcohol, I will rather give them the money so they can make do with anyhow they like. They refused my offer, they still insisted that I must buy the alcohol if I must marry their daughter. I myself refused too, I told them that in fact I wasn’t interested in the marriage any more if I have to buy alcohol for them. Later on they called me back after 3 months. They said they don’t want anything to stand on their daughter’s way of happiness. They accepted my offer to take the money, and the traditional rites were completed.

We started planning our wedding immediately after the traditional rites, I didn’t want to waste much time about it. I had wanted it to be a month after the traditional rites. Even though I didn’t have much money for the wedding, I had to make do with the little I have. My “wife to be” had just graduated from the university some few months back. She was yet to get a job. I myself was an NCE holder and a class teacher. I only had about N50,000 in my account. I was determined to carry on with the wedding, to manage the little money I have, I had already told her we wouldn’t borrow or beg. We budgeted N30,000 for that wedding while the other N20,000 will be for our upkeep after the wedding while I wait for the result of the interview I did which I believe and sure I would pass very well because they had informed me that before the end of the month they would call me back for the appointment. It is a good, well-paying job. Not forgetting that my fiancé will look for job too to reduce the responsibility on me.

I was so sure that we would have much guests, even unwanted guests too, because it’s a village. I told fiancé is either we give them biscuits and drinks or rice and fish with water as refreshment. We had to cut our coat according to our material.

On the wedding day, our guess was actually right because we had over 700 people as guests including uninvited once. The whole reception hall was packed full. The wedding vows were taking in a scanty church. But the reception! It was a massive turnout.

We made a very beautiful small cake worth N2000, though we didn’t share it because it will not get to everybody. We kept it for just the traditional “Cutting of the cake.” After cutting it, our helpers took it away. Thank God we made use of rice and fresh fish, the people sharing just had to manage it little by little so it could get to everybody. It was 2 bags of rice.

We made available about 7 drums of water. After eating you take water. No drinks or meat were provided. Infact we didn’t have high table and chairman of the occasion.

Finally am happy I was married to the love of my life and the wedding was successful. To those who spent or are spending big budgets for wedding/marriage, borrowing for people to be impressed, at the end of the day all of us have one thing in common! Which is, “We all got married.”

http://www.hovabuzz.com/frontline/978-my-wedding-story-how-we-met-and-did-our-wedding-with-just-little-money-we-had

picture of d seven drums of water and you drinking it

da u poor oo

Medunah:
So u also rented hall from that 30k? Bought tux and wedding gown from 30k?? With a budget of 30k, reception wasnt necessary, jzt church wedding that will consist of family members and close frnds, after taking ur vows, u share the food in the church and dats all.

don't mind d op,he must be a terrible lier

ritababe:
One word for him

you dis geh obad oo.

op pass d lotto let keep knocking...

spreadz matt untop NEPA pole n chopz popcorn

spreadz matt untop my NEPA pole.

keep talking to everything you see around u

mzpetite:
wetin e b den?

sec to a company

amokeme:
are you an eagle?

nop but a member of living faith

amokeme:
lol.. the thing is, an elderly person cant ask you to kneel down. its all these young bosses that are power drunk that behave like that.

yea fresh boss dis one na late 4tyz

amokeme:
that's nice... welcome

thnkchu

amokeme:
if its an elderly person, ill do it without feeling bad at all. buh if its a young boss(I mean very young) ill insult the hell outta him/her and go and sleep in my father's house what kinda humiliation is that??

sis weda old or new oo,I can't do dat,for how much na?

mzpetite:
Lol.maybe na sales girl job

sales girl ke.nobi sale girl oo

Nairalane:
I Will Kneel Down, Jump Up And Issue A Slap

after dat na run oo

Fabdedon:
heheeh i go even lie down..
Blame unemployment

u see y it good to be your own boss

[quote author=Fabdedon post=32828938][/quote]fab u know stubborn pass me oo,if I kneel mk I know y

alberto2k:
baba I go leave amu but I go revenge by month end

After collecting my salary, I go mix him coffee with weed and him go pay me another salary without knowing

you must be a wicked bio.lol