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Am really learning alot from today's screening...

Like them fair,They stand out for me.#mywifedefbelightskin.

Some of them automatically turn slowpoke.

1. Welcome to a school where one credit unit
course is more stressful than 4 credit unit
courses.

2. A school where the number of students is 5
times bigger than the capacity of lecture halls.

3. Welcome to a school that lack lecture halls but
during exams period, you will find out that there
are many vacant halls.

4. A school where students living in hostels are
more spoilt and corrupt than students living off
campus.

5. Welcome to a school where a guy will live with
his galfriend for one semester,when the result
comes out,the guy's GP will be 4 point while the
gal's GP cant even flash MTN to MTN(O point)
and they call it love. Shame!.

6. A school where some students always go to
night class with engineering mathematics and end
up using it as pillow when sleeping.

7.Welcome to a school where some students that
normally go to night class everyday peep in the
exam hall more than those students they think
that don't know anything.

8.A school where girls preferred dating school
schuttle drivers and lecturers to students.

9.Welcome to school where "things for sale
clothes" are sold more than garri in the market
cos that's where many gals base.

10. A school where sex is cheaper than One
packet of super pack indomie. That's fact.

11.Welcome to a school where the number of
guys found around the female hostels everynight
is five times the number of students found in
school library during exam period.

12. A school where no girl is living in the
village,everybody is living in town. Hmm! See
Forming.

13. Welcome to school where ugly girls form pass
beautiful ones.

14. A school where everybody is gentle,it will be
difficult to separate the good ones and the bad
ones.

15.Welcome to a school where "Genesis 1vs 12 is
the talk point for weed smokers. Read it......

16 If you want to catch many gals,use indomie
and egg. That's true.

17. Welcome to a school where many students
wasted their time during lecture hours and
remember God few weeks to the exam and want
God to perform miracles for them in the exam
hall. That's fact. Remember in every
nonsense,there must be a sense.

evegran:
Bryan. Mmmm I could go on about his body, his voice. Mmm. Oh I better stop here, it's sunday!

Hi happy Sunday.. hope your good?
guess you saw my mention?

Mogidi:
@Seun
Why are Muslim Nairalanders allowed to comment on Christian threads but we're not allowed same on their threads?

yea good question... I was shocked when I noticed that some days ago.

ShutTheFhuckUp:

ionne bliv yhur s†ory,
Neeewwxxxx†.!!!

pictures of the lips or...........

midehi2:
not ladies but mumu guys like you...wz up

umu I just taya mhn...the traffic tie wrapper =with white agabada come thuck in add.as if that one no do am e use yellow bow tie sef.

midehi2:
deep learning!

She's definitely making it easy for mumu like you to understand...

lilmax:
Virgin and proud

Seconded..

tosyne2much:
I couldn't but shook my head in contempt after reading the comments of the acclaimed graduates

So pathetic

Baba na wa to you ooo....Help a brother forget the graduate Mara.

Team#no sex bfo marriage mbok.

mobi18:
lolll....na people wey get nuffing dey shout,d likes of donasere and jatau no go make noise because sumfing dey..na u wey no get shunshin go dey shout.. na ur big bros i dey follow deal..go ask em

Thanks I did place an order now...D gave me 3 days to 1 week...

mobi18:
its a spy shade..usually comes in diff colours,,buh dts d blue 1.. gat d pink.. dere must be an inscription dts saiz spy+ 1 on it... very lovely check jumia and konga..

I need am sharperly... hope say e no too cos o?

mobi18:
c sample

please I just saw this shade now, Do kindly tell me more about it.ama like dem shades.

olajorn:
Lock The door from behind...close all openings and set the house ablaze

lol...wicked

olajorn:
You See my response? God knows i cant do that...We are only assuming...

yet to read sir.when I do will let you know.

olajorn:
experience to Kill or how to escape crime

My brother until you find yourself in that situation, that is when you will know what exactly to do.one can only think of what to do now,but will act differently when face with the situation proper..

Twaci:
Its a new day, an added year to the beautiful, jovial and smart sweetheart who in her own little ways do not fail to put a smile on my face, our faces.

With this year comes more blessings, fulfillment, riches, love and ofcourse, longevity. Happy blessed birthday (in arrears) dear and may all your heart desires be granted to you according to God's Will.

Happy birthday Spaxon (in arrears).

Sorry for the late wish dear.

Oya help me wish am a happy birthday

Seun
Lalasticlala
Obinoscopy
Peeparty
Kannymoore
Charijee
Adeh39
Kwencyfresh
Cyndax
Mirexxx
Marieolae
Kingtom
JeffreyJamez
Olajorn
STFUareyouGod
Naijaboiy
PopeBerto
Fabdedon
StephenQueen
Winetapper
Lekinz
iamkingzlee
LordOfWeed
Kinglekan
Dharay99
Koppa
Cutieberie1
MzNelly
MrCork
Blackett
Tohpahz
Charijee
lanicky
Ireneony
Cherryice
Sinnzu
Mhizdeedy
Tosyne2much
Diddyydiva
Wristbangle
Cutehector
TheSonOfMark
Dmopps
Davidsylva
Tunnamania
Tashaamania
Omavic
sinaj
gifttracy
Scentmarlc
Dygeasy
vizkiz
peeparty
quinnbee
Farano
Obinoscopy
Dominique
mzzcutie
djeezy
freemanan
Treasuremabel
PrimeMinisterr
pbs4real
FirstEva
Truckpusher
Lezz
Jolloyjoy
Buygala

make I do as una follow dey do with mention.


Happy birthday sir/ma.
tho I Dont know you, but may you prosper in all you do.

This is when experience will be needed......

My kinda of topic..Brb

Missmossy:
Lol...are you a Winner too?

yea ..got baptized der too.

Missmossy:
My Bishop's grand child

Yes oo our Bishop..

wristbangle:
Hahahahaha. Ojigbi jigbi. O boy this babe gate u no be small oo.

ehrm ehrm if I tell you wetin come happen later later eh.

*coughs*

My no 1 rule

1: never allow them make an order. Because the innocent looking girl might just be waiting to magarize you.after all nobi. she beg you to carry am comot.

2: if I don't have so much omo na kpof kpof I go buy for you oo lol .
#back in the days.

3:If e come be say dem send me pocket moni plenty those days,and I eventually spend so much on you oo ,sister. that restaurant must be close to my house for easy.......kpekus.

I remember when I met this year one. geh ,usually some of them mumu @ that early stage. First first I don tell am say this waka go land us for house oo she nod* head*

.....fastforward.....we got home and when it was time to cast the demon, na so this geh tell me say she dey see blood@wristbangle my eyes turn RED immediately.

Happiness87:
ok deae, i understand tho,

Happy new month.