₦airaland Forum

Cooladex:
Thanks a whole lot bro. Been seeing 2 beds around 120k-150k, I appreciate

You can even find 2-3 bed flat for around that price in osogbo xef.

More success.

seems this moniker is known on uber thread, may be not

RealChinaza:
Please guys, when I was filling the application for the loan I filled in 500k for non registered business .. I had forgotten that we could only access 250k.. Will this have a negative impact on my application?
Thanks

500k is the maximum allowable amount.


I wanted to know the max amount, I put 2m, it notified me 500k was maximum. if 500k wasn't allowed, it would have rejected it.

calm your nerves.

Cooladex:
Lol. Thanks bro. I'm relocating with my wife though.

with your six digit salary, even if it just 100k, you might never want to go to Lagos again.

You will have your peace mind, sanity, no early morning outing to beat traffic, your kids will not need to be on the road by 6am to go to school.

Ilesha, Ife, Osogbo, with 6 digit salary, you will enjoy your life in any of these places. You should find 2-3 bed room flat for 150k in ilesha.

Just be financially disciplined. Good luck.

I'm from Modakeke (very close to Ife), but I can say one or 2 things about ilesa.

how much can 20 and 40 feet trucks cost respectively on average please?

Modipsss:
Maybe she is asking cos of electricity and when calls enters her phone.


Imagine people that will go to work, will their bosses allow them in work doing nothing but one online training

All I'm saying is that it doesn't necessarily have to be laptop. People that don't have laptops can and will attend the training.

tplayer:
What donors(aka beneficiaries) will start saying when they are fed-up:

1) Did I use your money?

2) I paid only a small amount/ I didn't pay at all

3) Life goes on. You win some and lose some.

5) Life is all about risks. I took a risk. (expect this statement from top risk managers)

6) It was the infighting amongst top leaders that prevented disbursement. (The eternal fools will said this)

7) I didn't put all my mind into it, so I am not pained by the failure to disburse.

CBN has "eaten" the money. (expect this statement from some eternal fools)

9) The foreign donors have withdrawn the grant. (expect this from moronic graduates)

10) The money will still come. (expect this from the hopeless)

11) Look, I have cars, a house, and my family is doing well. The failure of the grant does not affect me. (expect this from people with average money and liars too)

12) Our TELPECON leaders didn't follow the right path to assess the grant, hence it failed. (expect this from those who think they know)

The bolded

IfeMiLove:
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Yes it is online.

My question is what is going to happen to those who don't have laptops?

Laptop?
There isn't basically what you can do with laptop that can't be done with your phone?

Isn't it to access a webpage?

You know OP doesn't need this, it doesnt answer where to find nvest his 5m, he already has a good job and investment in crypto, he just wants to know which viable and safe offline biz to invest his 5m. I think you are just looking for whom to charge a training fee.

nonsoh03:
This might not be what you had in mind but then you should consider it.

Try Amazon kindle, it's a cool way to start earning passive income and you'll spend very little to set it up.

In this, you upload books on Amazon and other sites and get paid royalties on sales generated from the books. It's free to get started.

Best thing about this is, the payment is none stop, you can upload books this year and still be making money off it 5 years from now.

If you want more info on this, you can chat me up on WhatsApp 08175392745

Melancholy:
My last post pending when disbursement Starts!!!

technically, the last post here because no TELPECON disbursement will happen, now or in future.

It was a scam, and it still is, and it will always be a scam.

Gadgetmobil:
The fly that doesn't listen to counsel, would follow the corpse to grave.

You can buy any car of taste for yourself.

But for Uber and Bolt, my brother, listen to earlier advise.
Dont exceed 700k
Your best bet is Honda Civic, City 05-06

Toyota Echo, Yaria, Corolla Bank Type

Golf 05

Vibe

Bolt would accept Nissan Almera 03


Why am I saying this.

You don't want to buy a ₦2.5M Car for a trip of ₦300(Passenger has a ₦200 discount, thus pays ₦300)

You need to ask drivers first how profitable it is.

So the cheaper your Car the better, Just ensure its sound and clean so you can get offline trips.

Its a commercial vehicle not show off.


Also Bolt would pay the guy driving a ₦5M Car and the one driving a 500k Car same amount for same distance.

Nwanne Malife

I hope OP listens to this. putting over 2m naira on a car for uber isn't worth it again, when one can get a sound 06-10 naija used civic for 700-800k and he can divert the rest money to another thing.

Bakerdav:
incorrect password again

Request for a new token or reregister your bvn and create a new acct, it will send token immediately. Did for someone like that this morning, after month of frustration. Seems the site is better in terms of token now

lekki1444:
but tonight you will go and buy suya and eat with garri. bia nwokem stop harrassng harmless people

Is the bolded a favour?

So a farmer doesn't have right to peacefully operate farmlands because he will have to buy suya with his money?

You're annoying.

[quote author= post=100013016]We are thanking God that the North are not retaliating in all these, cos that is exactly what some politicians want.

For those animals praying for war in our darling nation, the war you pray for will consume you and your loved ones...... not Nigerians.[/quote]Are you a slave? What gibberish is this?

You're thanking God north aren't retaliating? Like fulanis have right to invade people's farmlands with their cows, but they are being unjustly chased away?

Is any Southerner going about trespassing on other people's businesses in the north?

InvestmentMood:
I have been trying to upload my Local Government of Origin for the past two weeks. Pls, help out. I'm stucked here

Compress the picture to kb size

anummili:
Please has anyone who used this sme back link been credited? I was approved Jan 23 and haven't received the money. I used the back link on the 4th of March, yet nothing.

Yes, many people got paid through backlink.
As long as you accepted the offer, you will get paid, might only unfairly take long time.

Some people took months or several weeks to get paid after acceptance of approval. I understand your worry, but you will get paid by God's grace.

BTW, put a call across to Nirsal CC

The thing dey surprise me also. You may not remember the month you applied but definitely not ever forgetting you applied for it.

I have seen someone forgetting email he used in the ongoing Npower recrutiment, seeking for help to access the test portal but there is nothing that can be done about it when you can't even remember your email.

But it is okay Sha. I just pray such attitude doesn't cost one something much more important in future.

CaSttLe:
Some of u are very unserious with important things. I have come across so many comments online and offline saying they can't remember when/if they applied for any loan. Haba!

When u are not a baby...pls try and keep important things like this off heart..even if u cant give exact date at least the month and year u applied should be remembered. If it happens u have an issue and the MFB officers asked u when did u apply..so na so u go open mouth say "I cant remember if i applied or not" haba!

If u forget things like this na him be say even ur date of birth u fit no remember. Chaii

LoL, this guy is trying hard. From, I need updates for my friends to this.

Even after telling them the whole fund is $700m, these people are in their group jubilating and saying at least each of 44m applicants will get $1m each. They are even attacking those who are letting them know that $700m in nothing but just about 7000 naira when shared among 44m people.

chai, these people don't even know $700m divided by 44m people will only earn each of them $15.90?

Their gullibility and ignorance know no bound.

If only wishes were horses. Your belief can't change the fact this is a scam.

AUDIO $700m to be given to 44 million people.


apparently, TELPECON people have been waiting for a huge sum of $15.90 each all this while.

God is good.

separate84:
Guys what is the best way to receive funds from Cameroon to Nigeria? Not a lot of money tho
It's payment for a service rendered

bitcoin, PayPal, skrill, perfect money, Neteller etc

Evalusiah:
I'm still applying online for the loan, but am stuck at the Business Information tab, where you'll fill your business type, and I just received the text message but when I opened the link to fill BVN it's showing invalid BVN

I think you probably applied last year. This approval is for last year. The applications are still ongoing, so this approval can't be for this present batch

Covid19 loan is sponsored by CBN in collaboration with Nirsal
Agsmeis loan is sponsored by Nirsal as well.
NYIF loan is sponsored by ministry of youths & sports in collaboration with NIRSAL.

I ask, who is sponsoring this telpecon loan?

All I keep hearing are names of untracable individuals. Are these individuals the ones who saved this money with CBN?
How can some obscure, ordinary and untracable beings be in charge of so called documents relating to this loan, such that they are delaying it?
How can a loan of this magnitude be at the mercy of individuals?

You guys should better make use of lil education you have and wake up from this deciet.

So Bello is worth over $6.6bn?

Bello can't even come close to $1bn worth.

johnchima007:
Ordinary Yahaya Bello of Kogi is richer than Kanye. That's how lucrative politics is in Nigeria.

In the other news;
Two Nigerians Arrested With Drugs In India (Photo)
(This my comment was deleted by a mod)
ARREST THEM!
If dem succeed come back to Nigeria, dem no go let us hear word for beer parlour. Dem go dey drive flashy cars dey make noise round town. Mothers wey get big eyes go start to dey believe say their children don fail in life, putting pressure on them to "be like others".
Keep arresting them....

MOST IGBO MOTHERS ARE THE DIRECT CAUSE OF RISING DRUG TRAFFICKING AMONGST IGBO YOUNG MEN...

I posted the above, and a mod deleted it. If we won't be allowed to say the truth on a public platform, then this platform isn't different from our oppressors. We need to start correcting the ills of our society from all front.

Kingdemu:
He obviously has sank funds into it

Visible to the blind.


No one has asked for updates here more than him. I just stumbled on this site last night and read all the posts and I can deduced he has money in it.

He's just ashamed of his gullibility.

Don't underestimate what people will believe, just to satisfy their greedy natures.

I just discovered these people started as SEM. I've known SEM for more than 5 years now and no single person has been paid. How do people keep hope alive with project like this, after serial promises and failures?

tplayer:
You are already looking like my man of the year on this forum. What a thorough and dispassionate analysis!

But watch how the benighted crowd will come with their rubbish to bring this down.

Telex copy? In this age in banking? What happened to Fax, swift, and email sef?

Foreign donors, yet no names.

"Part of the money is from Singapore." Where in Singapore? Does Singapore contain only one house?

"CBN to transfer money to TELPECON." Did CBN instruct you to register with TELPECON in the first place? You know the answer sha. So why expect any transfer to those bastards. So CBN will leave Banks and give money meant for Nigerians to some bozos and blundering fools to share.

The part coming from USA and Australia nko? No news about them?

Why the need for clusters, directors, secretaries and other otiose titles? Compare this scam with covid19 aid for small businesse (which is free government money for small businesses). Do you find titles?

$720 million or billion to be transferred to Nigerians, yet it's not in the news.

The issue is that these people have been brainwashed and plan their lives on this loan such that even if EFCC arrests all the perpetrators of this scheme, these people will still keep hope alive because of the promised free 5m naira.

You need to be on inks*nation group on telegram and see them also, despite EFCC already declaring Amos wanted and the man already on the run, many of them will still donate if Amos has means to collect from them today, but sadly EFCC is trailing him and will block any acct he uses again for his scam.

Many people tend to lose their common senses and reasonings when free money is promised.


The question is that, if these people really put their hard earned money in a project or investment Al these years and being given stories like the telpecon, would they still believe they have not been scammed?

But because of the free 5M naira, they are keeping hope alive but they forget that even if they have only paid 1k for registration, they have enriched these scammers because that's a lot of money from 44million people already

I may be wrong, but


1. This man has personal interest in this project, it goes beyond seeking for updates to give friends.

2. He knows the project is looking more like a scam, but he still wishes it was real hence the decision to call it game; he can't afford to call it scam because of vested interest and wish to be true, yet he can't openly/boldly call it real not to appear a clown or be mocked.

"Game" is a word carefully and cleverly chosen not to call the project scam (for the personal interest) or real (fear of being mocked), but we all know it is a scam.

Hardtalk:
@ Melancholy: Nice update. Keep ithem coming whether you hear from me or not.

l want to take the back seat and see as this GAME will end.

Hardtalk:
Oga, l relax reading this every evening after my GOD-blessed day's work. Whatever l call it, l guess l am entitled to it.

Until l see the end, it remains a game! Some will smile, some will cry. Even the cheap crime you call it, someone will win and the other will lose. Game on!

obviously, those who organised the scam will gain. others will lose out because there is no such grant anywhere

while many are still praying to at least get one stimulus package from naija govt, these ones have received about 3 already.