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Hello,
Any training held today or new proposed trainings for this week?

Just want to know if they still send new mails for another batch for training.

Thanks

Dickson25:
IF you applied for COVID19 SME, COVID19 HOUSEHOLD, NYIF, SURVIVAL FUND ( NOV. 2020) pls get prepared , I HEAR THE SOUND OF MASSIVE ALERTS

That man has posted "I see massive alert this week" several times on his Facebook group before now and nothing happened.

He is just guessing like us. He doesn't work with CBN.


Thanks for the post though.

Felicity001:
Come you n godfather50 una be brothers? There's something about una monikers

Thought it was only me. They always confuse me with their monikers.

bonnyhope:
Please honda gurus in the house

I intend going for 2005 honda civic reason is that I just need an economic and low budget car.

Please tell me what I need to know about this car

Thank you all

As long as you get a good civic, civic is as strong as corolla and has a better fuel economy and less expensive to maintain than corolla. You can do market survey for its part in comparison with corolla to be sure.

I'm sure dru23 is yet to see this thread.

He's No1 civic fan on NL

Gaddafi1:
The price is N1.1m last.

This car go quick sell. E no fit reach a week. It is too neat with a good price.

Happy sale

OmodavidoX:
Good evening everyone, Can a baked 2005 Honda Accord EX be used for Uber/Bolt

That is the car my budget can get me at the moment and I need to start this business before I spend all my money one something else

Please help

Thanks

As long as the car is 2003 and above and is in a good shape to pass inspection, you're good to go.

Don't break bank to buy car for uber.

good luck and congrats on the proposed purchase.

You didn't tell us about the lady's fare she overpaid bro

BAZ001:
Next time you don’t rush to take an item back, u negotiate offline things naah.

Took 4guys from lakowe to landmark beach (destination trip) cos it was 10:15pm.
Definitely dey were runs guys from their talk and dressing ( tattoos and blink blink)
Long story short trip ended 5,100.
Na so dem begin rush comot, d guy dt ordered was begging dem to see how dey go settle.
One of them come meet me for front how manage d fare reach 5k now.
(For my mind na me say make una request during surge ?)
Asked for my account no. 3 seconds he mentioned my name and showed me transaction successful and was walking away.
Me : Bros I never get alert
Rider: don’t worry you will get it
Rider 2: if u no get call my number
Me: (na to cos scene for here or go pick another surge rider going to my destination)
Okay I will call u incase I no get alert.
R: okay
As I dey go I know say I don enter one chance but I can’t stay out there for police to take me chup.
D rider I rushed to pick na another story (she was high/drunk or na smoke )
Shaa on my way na him one of d guys called dt he forgot his small phone (work phone ) dt I should bring it back now now and he will give me something.
Me: I’m with a rider I can’t turn back
R: pls come I will pay u
Me: not this night pls ( wey I never see alert, na dis phone I go sell)
Next day rider kept calling per seconds
Me: bros I’m not working dis week till next week and also I never get my alert oh
(Within 2secs alert enter, I shock)
Make I no bore u with story
I returned d phone after 3days and collected 4K cash.
Next time dem no go try scam any driver again. Nonsense.

... Drunk lady transferred money to me 3times.
Na next day her eye clear, my phone no rest dt period... both of dem just Dey call.

Felicity001:
Honda civic on HP? Irrespective of the year type the question is what would be left of the car without second value after 3yrs of paying back the contract? It will be best you go with a Toyota ooh... Clients taste for good cars are gradually going up also think of the competitive advantage a good car gives to a regular car and then the resale value after say 5yrs.

If I were you I'd gone for a Camry 09/2010 with a total package of at most 2.5m, las las say 3.8m/4m on HP. You could be lucky the person could just add a million to it you never can tell.

I'll pay back faster with a more luxurious car than the regular car because you stand a chance of having more offline trips, better pay,less stress with no Commission and bad roads that will increase you cost of repairs.

May you find wisdom in making the right decision.

Where is izzuo self pope191 na and BAZ001 send am go China to buy car DVD o since then our bros never return... You guus should bring back our izzuo o. Abi pocho don finish d guy for corner?

This advice may sound controversial but there is plenty sense there. If the driver is careful and cool enough handle the car safely to minimise avoidable repairs on the car

marshman293:
I accepted the offer on the 23rd and received alert yesterday of 703k instead of 750k

Don't you know NMFB takes a certain amount as processing fee? They don't pay exact approved amount.
I really don't know how much is charged as processing fee though.

Annyhot:
What exactly is in for u? I have observed that when Nigerians make legit cash, they don't like showing others the way, except their money is tied to them telling others... And they will now come out and be sounding like they are so in love with their neighbors.

I'm sure at the end, he will ask for payment to buy his package.

Georgemoore:
No sir, NIRSAL means Nigeria Incentive-Based Risk Sharing System for Agricultural Lending (NIRSAL), while NMFB means National Microfinance Bank

That's another NIRSAL entirely. People do mistake them for the Nirsal microfinance bank on twitter

Weightless:
So I finally met dudu bishop today and it was fun all round thanks for the adventure today, you be real Duracell battery

Next is felicity and pope

Hoodlum and Oven lighter

Amen01:
He knows what exactly he's asking. NIRSAL and NMFB are two different organizations. Please visit the official NIRSAL Twitter handle and see for yourself Sir

NMFB means Nirsal microfinance Bank. This isn't arguing if the latest news will affect NYIF or not, but just to state NIRSAL is NMFB.

The official site is nmfb.com.ng, you will see Nirsal written on their page

Pochettino:
So why are you giving him Uber tips?

Read very well. He asked if he could use it for uber once in a while

Pochettino:
Can't you see the "V6" boldly crested on it in the first picture?
Did you not also see where he said he's buying it for his wife as a first timer?

My bad, I didn't really view the car in details and didn't see V6.

BTW, did I argue he wasn't buying it for his wife?

surrogatesng:
Dont mind him.Car dealers are ripping people off.A nigerian used of this car is not more than 500k see same car here https://www.nairaland.com/6479794/clean-naija-used-2003-mazda#100259464

They are clearly two different cars bro.

Note: I'm not justifying or defending the price tag

nabiz:
I got this over in Lagos for 1.4million. I am buy it for my wife who is a first timer. Pls what is the maintenance like. How durable is it. Can some one use air and hustle for uber in case things get tight. Looking at this, what model is this?

Can I pay you to go and inspect it for me before paying? Thanks

If the car has no issue, it is a fair price for 1.4m.

This is Toyota Camry(spider) if I'm right, popularly or simply called muscle Camry. The production started from year 2007 but I can't say which year is this. Other car gurus should be able to tell the year.

I don't think muscle camry generally has any peculiar stubborn mechanical problems except the normal issues any car can have. It is a durable car and you can see it litters everywhere, the car fits old, young, rich and average individuals.

Is it 4 plug? I asked this because a 4 plug car will safe you more fuel than V6 for uber work. Yes, you can use it for uber if things are tight at any moment, provided you will drive it yourself, don't give it out for rental.

Many people are using it for uber full time but it is driven mostly by the owner drivers.

Good luck and congrats on the purchase


Hi blackbishop, do you do paid inspection?

surrogatesng:
No problem,can i have the contact?

I will get the mechanic number and get back to U later bro

tplayer:
I am a cluster chairman under new Theobarth NGO. I am looking for around 110 people to complete my list. You will have to send your details plus a registration fee of 2000.

Are you ready? It's real. This one is not TELPECON with stories. Disbursement date will be announced within the next 2-3 weeks after registration is complete.

Why are you trying to hijack my client?
ilemona4u, there is already $700bn sum with CBN. it is more than enough for every Nigerian to have $1m each. We are still registering more Nigerians everyday. Disbursement will start very soon the moment our disbursement offices are fully set up across the nation.

PM me for bank acct details and the pictures of some of our disbursement offices

surrogatesng:
Can i have the number of that your friend or his mechanic.Can you send the details to my whatsapp 07067866986

It was done in Ife bro

ilemona4u:
pls how do u register for the grant?
Any link ,website or something. somebody should pls help me

To access the grant, you pay a disbursement fee of 10k into a designated bank acct.
If you're ready, let me know so I can give you the acct details.

surrogatesng:
How much is the engine of this vehicle?

Someone very closed to me had to buy Nissan engine into this car. The engines are quite pricey I guess.

Classy or no classy, uber no go give Camry better fare pass corolla.
25k at most sha, considering it will consume more fuel than smaller cars.

Such cars are not just ideal for rental because one will look unfair to the owner with the remittance negotiation. It is better driven personally like eyionlas

Felicity001:
@ chucsmoor , enyinola and others who are using Camry (muscle) for the hustle, how much would you guve out your car on rental if you were to put such a car on the platform?

Camry 2010 model V4 assuming it's a tok.

And for the veterans in the house how much do you think you can rent such a classy car?

cc: peep4u, pope191 aka OBO, chillax, pearl1910, kanuisagoat, BAZ001 aka Baddo shollywendy, plus all the ogas.

angie88:
we were asked to login with d name we registered with,even those that their own was showing the name of their phone were asked their main name cos that's what d system will capture in the attendance

Ok, thanks

Fucklove:
No attendance was taken. She's already taken note of those that attended the meeting. Even those complaining of low battery were permitted to leave. She didn't request for attendance

How will he reconcile each person on zoom with their nyif accts if no attendance and email were taken?

Cooladex, stop over thinking on this issue. Take the job, don't sell your car. Your wife stays back in Lagos for now till you decide if it is right for her to move also.

Even if things don't go as planned, which I dont pray, to go back to Lagos with your car and continue your previous job.

But I see you succeeding in haulage industry, with your years of driving and exposure in Lagos. You might not want to go back to Lagos and that 'lively' lifestyle some lagosians brag about. What they most times tag lively is just streesful lifestyle.

LOL, spirit reveals what is hidden from all.

Pearl1910:
Seems u know the guy...cos he never mentioned wife and how do u know its ha***ge industry

If wife is involved and she cannot leave what she is doing, better stay put in Lagos and look for what u will do asides ehailling. Cos u will not give her job over there and I will not advise couples to live apart. Your 100k work (that doesn't have security/guarantee) isn't juicy enough for her to resign civil service work that has prospects.

Blackbishop:
Baba ve you stayed there before? If you really plan on committing suicide, just go there for a week your suicidal mission will be faster than expected

LOL, I'm from Modakeke (Ife). I do go to ilesa once in a while.

Yes, I'm not arguing it might be as lively as Ife or Osogbo, neither putting on same scale as Lagos but isn't that bad now.


What more fun for a typical naija guy than to go beer parlour and cool body after work in the evening? No be everybody dey do clubbing, and if he likes clubbing that much, clubs dey osogbo and I'm sure there will be one or two in ilesa also. If he likes girls, girls yapa for ilesa, Ife, osogbo as higher institutions dey for these towns.

How many people dey even have time to catch fun for lagos with the daily stresses?

Okoroawusa:
mmm...why do you say that?

1. Not rugged or I say ideal like corolla, civic, big daddy.
2. More expensive spare parts.

Whether you drive Gwagon or corolla for uber, you earn same thing. Why use an unnecessarily expensive cars to shortchange oneself?

The cost of maintaining that car will rob her of any lil profit she is making from the car.

However, if one has such car and no other means for another car, one can make do with it and drive it PERSONALLY and not to be given out on rental.

Isn't just to go work and come back daily?

If he likes fun, he can drive to osogbo or Ife for fun on weekends, either of the places is just less than an hour drive from ilesa. There are many clubs springing up in Osogbo now.

Blackbishop:
Bro I be ilesa boy to the core and politically active also but I can categorically tell you that as a young man ilesa is a dead zone. You will be bored to death. But if you are boring type you can cope. Ilesa is a place to retire but not to hustle like lag. The people there almost lynch me bcuz I stopped them from harassing a lady which was wrong in the first place. Na there I learn to follow them anyhow them want.
Politics is sweet in ilesa sha

Blackbishop:
Like seriously!!!!!

International KAZEEM?

Thought kazeem had been graciously embraced as a 'compliment' like lazy drivers.

I'm sorry, if you found it offensive.

Prechgold1180:
ok thanks
What car do u prefer I get

I plan on buying two cars for Uber next 2 months

Corolla, Camry (big daddy 4 plug), matrix, Honda civic (03-05).

There are others like Elantra, sonata, Honda City, Kia but the corolla, matrix, civic are tested and trusted with quite cheap and available parts.

I will vote matrix and civic while corolla comes last because corolla is a robber magnet and even too costly to purchase.

If you seek further info, you may DM me or check uber thread.

Good luck