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Melancholy:
it's my time, my money and my opinion for crying out loud, Mr!!!! Don't cry more than the bereaved!!!! Get busy!!!!!!!!!!

Well, it is our own time also to quote and troll you.

We are not crying more than the bereaved, but laughing at your gullibility and ignorance.

Isn't it ironical for you to tell people to get busy when you spend your time following telpecon meetings and updates?

Who has faith and commits time to a wasteful exercise like TELPECON? You need to get busy so you can forget about Telpecon.

Melancholy:
A good mathematician would know that 700m dollars after conversion to naira definitely go round even though may not be up to 5 or 10million any longer.

Always resist the urge to shalaye!!!! Lol

Guess your doggedness made you arrive at this figure?
5m indeed.

Mr Doggedness.

Melancholy:
Lmao! And now Mr, can you just take me for who l am?? You should know by now that the singular trait of doggedness in me is so much exuding reason why l rearly give up on things in life till l see how it ends!!!

lf you cannot respect my personality, please stop stressing yourself quoting me jare.

We will not stop quoting you and laughing at your gullibility. if we all watch you here, you would have successfully fooled many people into this scam.

It will be interesting to see how your doggedness will fetch 44m people atleast 1-2m each from a fund of $700m.

berbs:
Let's assume that amount will be shared equally with the said number of people, each person won't get up to N10k. But it's all fake.

He's still waiting for telpecon explanation on how each of them will get 1m each

Melancholy:
Thanks for the calculation by the way.

Below is the completion of yesterday's update.

More explanation to give by Telpecon.

LOL, your gullibility knows no bounds. You obviously derive excitement from all these updates even when no money is forthcoming.
Which explanation will unravel how 44m people will share $700m and each will atleast take 1m?

berbs:
But there is a green tick beside that statement which looks as if someone ticked a box.

Yes, appears same also for those whose offers were automatically rejected after leaving them unaccepted for long.

berbs:
You actually clicked on, I reject the offer.

Not necessarily, he might have failed to accept the offer on time. Many found their offers automatically rejected

peeps4u:
AUDIO $700m to be given to 44 million people.


apparently, TELPECON people have been waiting for a huge sum of $15.90 each all this while.

God is good.

This is my post trolling them.

How can educated persons still rejoice at the $700m after reading this last week?

What does it cost you to sit down to press your calculator to confirm this post, but you must come here to rejoice at $700m because your OGAs are still brainwashing you that it is a lot of money when converted to Naira and each person can still take at least 1m each. LOL

Melancholy:
Lmao!!! Ineducable Thank God you you know that l'm a potential adult educator and not a mathematician, so it is permissible. My PROBABLE miscalculations holds no water here oga as you've been extensively looking for ways to gag anyone hopeful on this grant. Hey, you should be concerned about how your reason d'être of spoilt-spot nature easily turn to sudden likeness and concern on particular amount to be disbursed?? You fall my hand o. Sir, your behavioural standards is below the bar. l assumed you know better, but hey, look at what is playing out. Bye

LOL, you really think he pointing out your false millions claim for each beneficiary from the $700m means he already starts believing the grant is real?

I personally did troll you guys last week on this thread at how ignorant you all are to be celebrating over $700m for 44m people.

No one believes your grant, just further pointing out your gullibility at rejoicing over $700m for 44m.


Now, the question is this, having confirmed the grant is $700m and the beneficiaries are about 44m, do you still expect millions from this grant? Do you think you can even earn 35k from this grant which is only possible under best scenario?

Melancholy:
A good mathematician would know that 700m dollars after conversion to naira definitely go round even though may not be up to 5 or 10million any longer.

Always resist the urge to shalaye!!!! Lol

Still wish to heal you of the ignorance further.

Let me first convert the money to dollars as you stated here, because you might argue the money will be much more if first converted.

$700,000,000 * 500 = 350,000,000,000 (N350b)

Let me further simplify my mathematics for you,
7*5=35, we have 10 zeros altoger from $700m and 500, that gives 350,000,000,000 Naira. Clear?

Now, 44,000,000 people are sharing 350,000,000,000 Naira.

gives; N350,000,000,000/44,000,000 perosns
=N7,954.54/person

For 10,000,000 persons

N350,000,000,000/10,000,000
=N35,000

Do you still argue each of 44m will earn millions from $700m?

Greediness really makes a lot of you throw reasoning to the wind such that you still mock people who make you realise $700m is just paltry for 44m people.

Melancholy:
A good mathematician would know that 700m dollars after conversion to naira definitely go round even though may not be up to 5 or 10million any longer.

Always resist the urge to shalaye!!!! Lol

your ignorance is appalling. You're all looking at how huge $700m is but forgot to realise 44million people are sharing that.

Take your calculator, now press

$700,000,000/44,000,000 persons, that's $15.9/person.

$15.9, assuming a dollar is 500 naira is just about 8000 naira.

Assuming 10m people,

$700,000,000/10,000,000persons is just $70/person. At 500 naira rate, that's 35k.


So, what's the big money here?

Note;

1. This assuming everyone collects same amount, and it is practically impossible because your OGAs will take chunk of the fictitious money.

2. This is even assuming you exchange at 500.

So, I'm basically analysing what each of you can earn under the possible best scenario.

yommexe:
Hello Everyone,

Please I applied for nyif with a registered business name (CAC) but I realized they didn't request for the training certificate during registration.

Please help

No one was asked for training cert during registration, it is after registration that people are now being called for training.

DBestDoc:
Thanks a lot but the colour is off for me.
Any colour but White and Red. 2007 model even better.

Wanted to add this to my first post.
Please let’s keep searching.
Thank you

Better to chat him for your specs, if you already have your money on ground.

phessyphemzzy:
Hello, I was able to confirm my email today after lot of trial and I just log in now...
I don't have a registered business.

Isn't there any other option?

Generaloluseye:
After zoom, we went back to their site to do quiz.

so, the quiz could just be done without necessarily attending the zoom class, I assume

dellons:
Please how do I go about getting a new L.G.A letter? I lost mine after a fire incident. Please guys help

Get it at the LG secretariat, just as you got the first one. They will charge you a token

Victorvibes:
I didn't save my reference number. I saw a space for it there

you're obviously going to wrong website because the website the young man gave you doesn't ask for ref number except only BVN.

Go to that website given you and input your BVN to check your approval.

temmym4:
What car do you drive?

Doesn't make his opinion invalid. He doesn't even need to own a car to feel Camry is boring. Not like he was shaming the OP. You guys should stop this poverty shaming.

Agroblessing:
Sure, I do have proof to my story 100%.
I'm just this type of person that doesn't like to much of public attention.

I understand you, but desperate times call fro desperate measures. This is an opportunity to get a fully paid scholarship and also to leave this country.

Nigerians love education, people will likely help you when your story trends. Not like you need large sums like that. You don't need to put up your pictures.

Don't blow this opportunity. This is the lil help and encouragement I can give you.


Good luck, once again.

tplayer:
"CBN to transfer money to Telpecon." Nothing idiots will not believe

Money that has already been transferred to Telpecon account.

I didn't know CBN helps individuals or organisations safe money, I thought CBN only dealt with banks and govt.

I think I also will need to open an acct with CBN now

Agroblessing:
Thank you so much.
I wish i could transfer it to someone cos i might end up losing it.

If you do what I asked you to do, you are most likely to get assistance. Unless you don't have proof to your story.

Agroblessing:
thanks
i think I didnt really need much money coz its a full scholarship already.
nevertheless i will still do it

You need to state your needs clearly and how much you will need, along with your scholarship proof, for your story to have any credit.

Good luck again.

Fucklove:
I thought one must pass through the training, answer questions posted by the facilitator before taking the quiz. I have read the modules from start to finish. Just trying to play by the rules

LOL. An online class when questions are already set and module already given?

Why must training be that necessary if one feels he can take the risk of not listening to training and do the quiz himself?

Anyway, do what you feel is ideal.

sheddyboy01:
Good morning Bosses, my application was successful, I applied around 10th march 2021.

I checked using my bvn, the message I was getting was "BVN does not exist"

Same thing for the 2 persons I helped to apply.

Is there anyone who applied this year and is getting a different message after checking the status of their application

This is the link I used

https://covid19.nmfb.com.ng/

Nah household I applied for

The right question should be have you seen anyone who applied this year got approved already?

You people need to chill and stop asking hasty and unnecessary questions here

Fucklove:
You have already written the quiz without taking lectures. Even when they shifted the whole process. Why una dey like corner corner way? Do you know you can be disqualified for this?

What's short cut there?

Are there no modules to read?

Do you need someone to read out the modules for you to understand?

DeClan01:
Bro.. 7:58a.m i don login... 8:00 sharp, e don log me out no gree load page. Once d site is back on today, im going to do the quiz for all courses jo. I successfully submitted like 2 yesterday.

You're smart. Read the module and do the quiz.

Class attendance can't be as important as answering the quiz.
I don't think it is even compulsory to attend the online class, as long as one answers the quiz

Agroblessing:
Hi, my name is Ade, I just got a full ride scholarship for an undergraduate degree in the USA. But I have little funds to pay for visa, deposit sevis fee and ticket?
Pls is there anyone willing to help me out
Thanks a lot

Post the evidence of the scholarship on Twitter and tag some non-paid influencers to help you trend it.

A mathematics first class guy who was recently reported to take to farming got helped via Twitter and now has a fully paid PhD scholarship in USA. Jarub or jarus (can't remember his name can also be of help on twitter)


Good luck.

kettykin:
why cant this ESN folks just restrict this to the east and mind their business

Guess Rivers State belongs to fulanis where they can rightfully do as they wish?

funkybroyouknow:
This is a big step for ESN, the first non-igbo community to feel their presence.

No, they recently operated in Benue state when they captured one named fulani killer.

Telpecon Alerts dropping!!!

Big big alerts!!!

That useless MANNABBQDRILLS will not see this as an attempt to cause war in Nigeria and curse these fulanis.


I hate to say this but I hope that Fulani benevolence visit that guy one day, since fulanis are not the problems for him.

MajorGain:
I just got verified today. How do I sort out this TIN?

You obviously don't have a registered business, why did you then go for registered business option when you can register as an individual?