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Tribalistic afonja urchins on the loose again with agbado and coconut on their hands

Sweetplum won't you waybill me Christmas chicken and rice
So I know if you can cook self

obembet:
Op, you are the next

Are you married?
Asking for a friend

Sweetplum:
Buy me 2019 Lexus RS350 model. Just N19m.

See your taste
You didn't even say Corolla of 3m
Why so wicked

KissMyShadow:
So, i had this crazy idea of us playing a Ludo tournament online here on Nairaland.
It's gonna be played exactly to the real game, except in RPG style. I role and you decide what to play. I have an actual board, so it's a lot easier to keep track.
If you don't have a board yourself, i could call out the exact place your pieces are on:

Player 1: moved piece 4 red, position: 10/59


Whot
Typically, this would be easier, since i'll privately send you your cards (mail or anyway is fine!) This will also be done in RPG style and is more easier

Chess
Ah, with the notations. I have a board, so both players could move each others pieces while we play in RPG style.

Quiz!
This will be fun too. A player picks a question and then yk.. Could be based on a subject or trivia.

Let me know what you think!

Am in for Draft/Checkers
Am also in for Ludo and Scrabble
Do you play too?

Magnoliaa can you accommodate him

Sweetplum what type of Keke do you want me to buy for you?

NorthernSerene:
Why?

Funds no too dey

U go sell 200k?

mariahAngel:
Lord knows I love fried plantain so much.
Not only do I love eating plantains (I eat it a lot, by the way), I also love taking beautiful pictures of them.
For that, I created this thread gallery specially for plantains, so that I can exhibit the pictures I take.
So, for posterity sake, I will be flooding this space with beautiful pictures upon pictures of delicious looking fried plantains (in different forms) I eat, with or without accompaniment.
Basically, I just want to leave my dodo imprints everywhere shaa.

Oh! And, judging by what I see on Instagram, I take some of the best looking plantain pictures...if I do say so myself.
That's right!

By the way, Afrolems once started her food blogging journey on nairaland, and now she's quite big and no longer active (on this forum), but she left her mark here, and I want to do the same - just in case.
And, she's a big fan of plantain too.

So, here we go!

Spare me these rubbish
The pictures are not even attractive
Too much oil(plantain soak many oil tire)
Your husband/ boyfriend is suffering actually

Treasure17:
You can have my kidney in place of fried plantain.

Simp
Kpekus will ruin your soul/life

It's either your gf Is sweetplum, Virginprincess , Jennyclay or Shalommy
These girls are broke
Magnoliaa will never do this to me that's why I am still with her

I don't give two fks

Sweetplum answer the question

Simplepee and Siofra are not there because they fugly

Fk usa

Why are people concerned about other people sexuality?
It's more gåy to be concerned about another man sexuality
I am not gay and I don't care if you are gay as long you don't force anyone
Enjoy your party gaymanuel
Truvelisback be concerned about your sexuality rather than someone else own

dont8:
Kuku say what's on your mind, nonsense talk

I am davido fan
But stop sucking his diçk already
He doesn't know you
Your meat riding him way too much bro
Get off your kneels

Can anything good come out of AfghanEastern

Sweetplum:
I just sighted an example. Why are minions like you so quick to judge?
Why are you so daft and unintelligent

I sent an email asking you to sue me but you are scared little lawyer

Sweetplum:
Bra I never buy. But I m thinking of getting something on Sunday or Monday. Cos things don dey extra cost for my side. Ordinary balloon is 1 for N50. Something that can burst as you dey blow am.

Your brain is not developed
You thinking about ballon
Why are you so useless
Old hag

He looking so happy
Not sure if ifeanyi was sacrificed or not

Nigerian girls very bitter like alomo that's why it's good to use and dump them like used cd
They don't deserve love
Very bitter set of hags
Fake ass is a norm to them
I spit on these generation Naija girls

Na mumu dey marry na
If you never fear that bleeding gender today
You have 3 more hours to fear them
They contribute nothing into a relationship yet they are very jealous and devilish
Remember eve in the bible
They are only good at sex and nothing else useful

bonnyhope:
What's postinor

How old are you?
You don't bang ladies?

Magnoliaa this could be us but postinor no allow you focus

Ngozi Fulani from AfghanEastern

What do women want?
You were already taking postinor before he married you so it's not a big deal
90% Nigerian girls are into Postinor consumption more than Panadal
Na only Ozuor go marry Naija girls
Senegal girls are even better

J