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Celebrities / Re: Jamal Adebayo "Isbae U" Loses father by Pells1: 7:40pm On Dec 27, 2022
Sheistoopretty:



Ohohohoh here we go again, same old lines grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin Buahahahaa so dis is what u have been typing since boy? I swear I even thought u have left the forumgrin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Do not mistake me for ur wretched old mother in the village okay? Or ur never-do-well sisters at home okay? grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

I know it’s too late for your father to have worn condom. But that doesn’t mean your misery can't end. Try Sniper today boy grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
What do you do offline?
Nothing actually than hawking your kpekus around
Haha I pity d nigga that will settle down with your river Niger kpekus undecided undecided
Demented dirty dry ass thot angry cheesy
You don't want no smoke from me
You will go to bed in tears Tonight
You dumbfuk grin

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Celebrities / Re: Jamal Adebayo "Isbae U" Loses father by Pells1: 7:11pm On Dec 27, 2022
Sheistoopretty:



Miserable old fool, how will u know him? grin grin grin grin when u don't have a life outside NairaLand, ur mates are out there looking for means to make money, while u on the other hand is always on dis forum seeking for attention like a starved kid and bragging with ur younger ones grin grin grin grin grin grin

Don't go nd look for how to make your life meaningful, later when u finally become miserable and wretched in life, u will start blaming ur innocent uncle for tying ur destiny on a Mango tree grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Olosho don drop quote undecided lipsrsealed
Quote me when you are useful to your self grin cheesy

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Romance / Re: I Caught My Girlfriend Cheating Then I Did This by Pells1: 7:03pm On Dec 27, 2022
Eyinju112:
Lol...
Are we suppose to clap hands for you because you think you did her dirty You’re the real Mumu here, do you think someone with such experience care about the dirty you think you did to her?? she’s gonna forget you in few days mhan. you’re the loser here, you lost both home and away. You sponsored her graduation, and did all the merry merry for her... Who send you? You’re a simp and the lady doesn’t want a simp. you see that guy she told she wan knack, that’s the real bf FYI
You seem pained actually supporting your gender
I know your body count is bigger than your age cheesy grin
Romance / Re: I Caught My Girlfriend Cheating Then I Did This by Pells1: 7:00pm On Dec 27, 2022
Why denying like if you are not familiar with the sentence
Can you beat your chest your body count is not more than 10 undecided undecided
Enny2013:
"come over,I won kn*ck"

It is well.


@Op you are a simp and you learned the best way so you deserve all the shit you got
Spits on your bald head wink

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Family / Re: Nigerian Lady Serves Husband An Empty Plate For Refusing To Help In The Kitchen by Pells1: 6:40pm On Dec 27, 2022
ibkayee:

I'm not single, neither am I in my mid thirties but I hope to be one day, God willing grin

Lmao is it now a flex to not live to see a certain age? Like I don't get cheesy



Lol how old are you?
You are not below 33
Stop giving your self hope
Go and get married
Having a bf will not help but will only add to your plenty body counts ok undecided undecided
Stay safe sweetie kiss kiss
Celebrities / Re: Jamal Adebayo "Isbae U" Loses father by Pells1: 6:36pm On Dec 27, 2022
Who? undecided
He ain't known
How will this affect the present economy of Nigeria undecided undecided undecided

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Family / Re: Nigerian Lady Serves Husband An Empty Plate For Refusing To Help In The Kitchen by Pells1: 6:31pm On Dec 27, 2022
ibkayee:

What's wrong with being an evening newspaper?
You are getting old and menopause is calling
You are in your mid thirties already
Is this how you want to end your boring single life? undecided
Family / Re: Nigerian Lady Serves Husband An Empty Plate For Refusing To Help In The Kitchen by Pells1: 6:27pm On Dec 27, 2022
ibkayee:

I won't be surprised if she pays bills in the house as well attending to all domestic work.

The average Nigerian man has convinced himself he is a sole provider and will often role play as one online lol

The everyday women we see working in all sectors are not throwing their money into the ocean

Anyway looks like it's playful banter between them
Everything is a joke
That's is why you will always be evening newspaper grin cheesy
Romance / Re: How Do You Feel When You See A Guy Bleached his skin Pix by Pells1: 6:22pm On Dec 27, 2022
Blackdeewhy:

Ofcourse you said what you said.
And in one word, without mincing and apologetically, you are stupid.
And believe me, your stupidity is hereditary.
You this good for nothing numbskull.
Dumbass get TF outta my mention
You don't want no smoke from me you ugly ass undecided undecided
Romance / Re: How Do You Feel When You See A Guy Bleached his skin Pix by Pells1: 4:32pm On Dec 27, 2022
Blackdeewhy:

Hey fish brain,
Never in your God forsaken miserable life should you EVER think you have the right to insult.
Se you dey mad ni?
Abi thunder wan faya your left ball?
All thanks to how you and your likes can easily borrow #50 data from MTN to insult your elders.
Omoale jati jati!
You really stupid
Old smelly demented hag
I said what I said
No excuse for a woman to bleach
Stop playing the gender card
Such a foolish lazy dweeb undecided
Evening newspaper go and find something meaningful to do wink smiley
Romance / Re: A Very Short Story � by Pells1: 2:35pm On Dec 27, 2022
Magnoliaa come and see your bf grin cheesy
Romance / Re: Nairaland Are Just Too Wicked by Pells1: 2:34pm On Dec 27, 2022
What a simp
Spits on your soul

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Romance / Re: Who Else Is Also Experiencing This Issue On GLO Network? by Pells1: 1:23pm On Dec 27, 2022
Jennyclay:
Don't mind all these broke men. They don't have money to buy a good phone but they want a better connection. Shior!

He's even using a nonsense 5th hand phone tied with rubber bands and he still have the guts to insult me.
Can I get u iPhone 13 undecided
Send me a pm
You look hawt cheesy wink
Car Talk / Re: He Wants Advice On Buying His First Car. by Pells1: 11:04am On Dec 27, 2022
K
Technology Market / Re: SOLD!Ps2 Slim For Sale by Pells1: 10:23am On Dec 27, 2022
When I was in AAU 2014 ps2 was 15k
Now at 2022 you still want to sell for 15k undecided undecided
You no wan fear God undecided lipsrsealed
When men dey play PS4/ps5 now
Btw will you sell for 5k undecided undecided cash

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Romance / Re: How Do You Feel When You See A Guy Bleached his skin Pix by Pells1: 9:24am On Dec 27, 2022
Blackdeewhy:
It's relatively understandable in women, however, it's ridiculous seeing men bleached.
Most times they're with a CONE like feet. Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeez
Stop playing the gender card stupid thot
Feminist always bashing men
Bleaching is bad for both men and women
Not stupidly understanding undecided undecided
Dull maggot brain undecided undecided
Romance / Re: Why Are Nairaland Girls so Bitter?? by Pells1: 9:21am On Dec 27, 2022
StrongAlphMale:


Bros, that girl is an evening newspaper, no say I no warn you. Tell her to show you her pictures you'll be shocked that these evening newspapers are bitter because there's no husband forthcoming
shocked cool sad shocked shocked
She is ugly and useless that's why she is pained
Make she buy sniper and do the needful
Romance / Re: Current Trend Among Ladies by Pells1: 9:19am On Dec 27, 2022
Prettygirl200:
Kindly ask your sisters they will know better!!! But wait ooo una no dey tire? Today woman, tomorrow woman next tomorrow woman make una rest abeg. Rest ooo pls rest!!! Haaaaa
Olosho feel attacked grin grin cheesy wink
Cheating kpekus must be exposed
Paternity frauds must be exposed
Cheating hoe don drop Quote grin cheesy wink

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Romance / Re: Who Else Is Also Experiencing This Issue On GLO Network? by Pells1: 9:17am On Dec 27, 2022
Trow your iphone 7 away and get a better phone undecided undecided
Business / Re: Shell To Pay 15 Million Euros In Settlement Over Nigerian Oil Spills by Pells1: 9:00am On Dec 27, 2022
Shell should I send my aza undecided undecided
Romance / Re: Why Are Nairaland Girls so Bitter?? by Pells1: 8:59am On Dec 27, 2022
Prettygirl200:
Lol hahaha like your mother is not a bleeding camel if she wasn't bleeding she wouldn't have conciieved a mistake like you. For someone that has a bleeding she goat at home as a mother is calling another female names lol interesting and the funniest part of the whole thing is that your rotten touched that blood, that's why your head is so unfortunate!! Hahaaa see pains cheesy cheesy
Quote me when you are married or have a bf
With your kpekus wider than River Niger,no man ever will take you serious
Evening newspaper I understand your pains
You are not but a cum-hole object undecided embarassed grin
Ugly demented daughter of a bitch
You learned well from your dirty ass LovePeddler of a mother smiley grin
What a thot undecided lipsrsealed grin

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Romance / Re: Why Are Nairaland Girls so Bitter?? by Pells1: 12:41am On Dec 27, 2022
Prettygirl200:
just like your wretched mother. kiss
Try harder,stupid olosho with a smelly kpekus with a body count higher than your age
I rather born thief than born a monthly bleeding goat like you grin cheesy lipsrsealed undecided
Romance / Re: Why Are Nairaland Girls so Bitter?? by Pells1: 12:33am On Dec 27, 2022
Prettygirl200:
Don't talk to me, go nd talk to your sister's at home. My stands still remains if u don't want them to be bitter stop talking about them nd mind yi business. No go be woman wrapper
You are stupid old hag
Romance / Re: Why Are Nairaland Girls so Bitter?? by Pells1: 12:08am On Dec 27, 2022
Prettygirl200:
it's getting annoying? Then don't talk about them if u don't want to be annoyed is that too hard to do?
Can I talk to you so I know if you are different from other girls undecided
Romance / Re: Marry Me! I Will Bring Half Of The Cost Of The Wedding, She Just Told Me by Pells1: 11:57pm On Dec 26, 2022
Magnoliaa:


Omo. E be like say your charm don dey clear for me eye. grin

You still dey talk about me not divorcing you?

Alaye, goan meet that Baba. E don scam you finish. Your money has gone, 'cause why did I even forget to respond to this? embarassed

Anyway, how was your Christmas/Boxing Day?

PS: Mo fi titobi Oloun Oba ati anobi ati Jesus be e; can we do normal and you respond to my question above like...you know, peoples that are normal in dee edd? Tainz.
Baby you too like fight
Try and relax and dream of me ok kiss kiss
Phones / Re: How Can I Fixed This In My Phone by Pells1: 7:23pm On Dec 26, 2022
Sell the phone and get an upgrade

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Romance / Re: Why Are Nairaland Girls so Bitter?? by Pells1: 7:22pm On Dec 26, 2022
Sweetplum:

Ok. I need my Christmas gift now
Ok no problem I know what to do
Send me a mail kiss
TV/Movies / Re: Will Any Nairalander Marry Me by Pells1: 7:20pm On Dec 26, 2022
adeoyekay:
yes
Am here for u
Simp you deserve death by hanging undecided embarassed


Btw Ilamina you will probably die single because nobody gives two fks about you
Kiss my áss
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Please It's This Site Legit Or Scam by Pells1: 7:18pm On Dec 26, 2022
If you continue with the site you will only labour in vain angry embarassed undecided lipsrsealed

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Computers / Re: HP Laptop For Sale by Pells1: 7:17pm On Dec 26, 2022
90k cash undecided

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