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Tobilastik:
idiot put bro b4 Seun, that nigga is not ur mate mehn....
he-goat

mumu! Popularity stunts.

You think say em go even click your mention??

Hegoat.

Tobilastik:
who put this one dog's mouth inside sh*t

I dy follow my val chat, u dy talk trash

e jxt be like say boss tosyne2much don collect d babe 4rm me

Hmm.. Shids happen when some brokass niggas are high on cheap drugs.

Run along dog and don't quote me again.

Tobilastik:
hehehehe...u knw say I don become supermod, I go vex give you life ban ooo

seun..

Please come and see threat oo! After you go dey vex for us if we ban mumu people on nairaland.

Tobilastik:
oya I dy wait ooo.... I no dy sleep tonight

Goat, no sleep na! Who hold you before.


I Don forget say you get insomnia!

Tobilastik:
goat, so it's been long u lose this ability to reason nd talk sense smh

Please, what's this animal saying?!

Guys!!! If you get wooed by ladies regularly click









Like!

@ tosyne2much

When you talk about "trying to get under a lady's pant", I don't understand o. Is it that there is space in between their pants that I can go under; the way I used to go under the table?

Please clarify me. Thanks!

Exjoker:
Some people are out here just to spoil others people's market

hahaha.
Especially when you think that those girls in the 'background' might just be on nairaland to see this.

JeffreyJamez:
when you put a family member in charge of the food and drinks, there's a very high probability it won't go round and at the end of the day they'll end up throwing food away.

true!

I can testify to this.

ellahzy:
nyc picx

fyn geh....mehn, MJ's daughter is growing really fast.

Hey! Be careful there.
There is only one MJ that has walked this earth.
And his daughter is not in 9ja

OP.. we had all these in my school,








And I was still a perpetual class Misser.

Jasperwhizz:
Masscomm sir

wow! Nice one bro.












Am sure you were part of the kingpins of noise makers in your class.

yungchop:
what is your own na... Am sure you rep social works department lmao

lolz.. But I'll end up employing you sha






In the long run

Jasperwhizz:
JEHOVAH I know you will grant me Uniben Admission. Love Unibest!

yeah, Jah's got your back bro.


Which course if I may?

mirexxx:
den u shud av quoted her

Okay, my bad! No vex.















But i still prefare quoting you.

mirexxx:
I didn't get A1
don't quote me again

Lolz, ain't talking about you nah.
The other lady you quoted, spilling trash.










Okay, i quoted you.

How should one prepare for these exams?

That's my question ooo.

mirexxx:
ok wat are u saying

lol!

#And she haf A1 in her waec(eng) oo

Op.. You forgot #18
She tells you straight to your face : "I'm no longer interested".

That should be the greatest sign na.

yungchop:
jambito... Rep college of health Science University of ilorin... Better by far lol

na new course be that one??
Or only you dey sturdy all the course wey dey college of health Science??

Bros, take your time oo.

elantraceey:
You have a very low comprehension skill , i won't have sex with any man that's not my husband simply means i won't have sex till i get married but it doesn't mean i don't like sex .



Gerrit now

lolz, I like Eba but i won't eat Eba until after my convocation ceremony.

How did i get to like Eba??
#someone just asked

piagetskinner:
When UNILORIN was first, many people seemed to be uncomfortable, now its MAULAG uNiLAg and everybody seems to be okay with it.. Why the beef??

Bros no vex!

Kpomo don finish for pot

Missmossy:
That make no sense i must confess! How many successful marriages started with the lady being friends with a guy initially, asking him out eventually?

lolz, how many also started with the guy...

Or have you prepared a questionnaire already?

Congrats op for beating me to it.

Land for sale..







Contact my manager.

Most of us have that "one-person" around that brings out foul odour from his mouth; be it friends, colleagues, lecturers or even spouse. Others might actually be that "one-person" as aforementioned. If you fall in the later category, just sit back and relax because you're about to see a light at the end of the tunnel.

1).Clean your mouth
thoroughly and regularly!
Cleaning your mouth regularly and thoroughly includes;

i. Brushing; always remember to brush atleast twice a day. And when you do, do not brush "jagra-jagra. Brushing has a regular pattern. The kind of toothpaste you use matters a lot. I saw an advert of a two-for-N20 paste some time ago. You definitely want to avoid those.

ii. tongue cleaning; many people are just concerned about brushing the teeth alone. Surprisingly, bad breath actually starts from the tongue. Clean your tongue while brushing, it helps.

iii. Flossing; the tooth brush cannot get to every point within the mouty; therfore, flossing is encouraged. *when last did i floss? #Scratches head*

2). Keep your mouth
moisturized. A dry mouth
is a stinky mouth. That's why
your breath is worse in the
morning; your mouth produces
less saliva as you sleep. Keeping your mouth wet includes;

i. Chewing gum yeah, since Chewing gums increase saliva production in the mouth. *but am not referring to all these N5 N5 gums ooo*

ii. Drinking water it may not increase saliva production but it'll wash out particles causing bad breath from your teeth and mouth.

3). Eat a banana. Did you know that banana contains an active ingredient which helps fight against bad breath?
°In addition, fruits with
high vitamin C content
will help you fight
potentially harmful
bacteria, which can be a
cause of bad breath.
Oranges, apples are but few examples.

4). Talk to a doctor(dentist)
If you've followed the above steps
diligently and the bad breath persists, you may have a medical issue that needs to be
treated.

Reference: wikihow.com, Wikipedia.com
Compiled by Dr. Precious

Fact: many people with bad breath are not aware that they have the condition.

Tip lick your wrist or the back of your palm with your tongue and smell it. That's probably how your breath smells
Cc Sissy3 , dominique

More

However, the reports quoted
unnamed Nigerian officials as also
saying that the US blocked the order
“after the office of Prime Minister
Benjamin Netanyahu had initially
approved the purchase.”
Policy directives
US officials told The Jerusalem Post
that such transfers must be
consistent with a policy directive
revised by President Barack Obama in
January, which outlines the criteria
for conventional weapons sales.
The policy requires US transfers,
including Boeing aircraft, to take into
account “the risk that significant
change in the political or security
situation of the recipient country
could lead to inappropriate end-use”
of the weapons.
While the Nigerian report suggests
Abuja sought the purchase of Boeing
CH-47 Chinook helicopters, Israel
predominantly uses Sikorsky CH-53
aircraft for missions involving heavy-
lift transport. Both Boeing and
Sikorsky are American companies.
Israeli laws concerning the export of
arms is less restrictive than those in
the United States. Israel, however, is
a member of the United Nations
Register of Conventional Arms and, in
2009, reported to the body that
Israel, in practice, refrains from
transfers “where there is imminent
risk that arms might be internally
diverted, illegally proliferated and re-
transferred, or fall into the hands of
terrorists or entities and states that
support or sponsor them.”
Sixteen nations operate the Chinook
helicopter, none of which are in sub-
Saharan Africa.
Nigerian officials were reported as
saying that “we had even tried to
procure arms from Russia but this was
stalled because of the Ukrainian
crisis, thus compelling us to turn to
other nations like Israel. But even
this has been frustrated by the US.”
They further said it was not just in
the area of arms procurement that US
has been most unhelpful, adding that
contrary to its public stance that it
was assisting in the rescue operations
of the abducted Chibok secondary
school girls, it has done nothing
significant to help Nigeria in this
regard.
Other intelligence sources also cited
the fact that the US has refused to
share intelligence with Nigerian
security forces in a timely manner.

—TWENTY-Four hours after US
Secretary of State, John Kerry met
President Goodluck Jonathan and
former Head of State, General
Muhammadu Buhari, pledging his
country’s determination to work with
Nigeria and other countries to end
activities of the Boko Haram
terrorists, the Israeli media,
yesterday, revealed that the US
stopped Nigeria’s purchase of Chinook
military helicopters from Israel to
fight Boko Haram.
The sale/transfer of such aircraft
required a review by the US, to
determine its “consistency with US
policy interests,” Obama
administration officials told The
Jerusalem Post.
It quoted White House Assistant Press
Secretary and Director for Strategic
Communications, Ned Price, as saying
that reviews of such kind take place
in the case of “any requests for one
country to transfer US-origin
defence items to another country.”
Nigeria’s largest arms purchase ever
reported was from Israel in 2007, in a
deal with Aeronautics Systems worth
$260 million. That company is Israeli,
however, not American.
A single Chinook costs roughly $40
million to produce.
Vanguard had reported the Nigerian
military in the past as saying that the
country also resorted to training its
security personnel on terrorist
encounters in Russia and China
because of the refusal of the US
administration to sell arms to the
government following “unfounded
allegations of human rights violations
by our troops,” among others.



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www.vanguardngr.com/2015/01/boko-haram-us-halts-israeli-aid-nigeria/#sthash.xBE9Ng7Y.dpuf

Dammytrager:
Looking at you the way, Unilorin, Funaab, Unilag...etc freshers will be looking at us when we are Jubilating for Resumption.

hahaha #wicked.

esharp:
just admitted in oau lyk u c"mon bro!

oh esharp! Is this you?! Sorry i dint notice.


how are you coping with home na?
May 3 no be joke ooo.

esharp:
Direct entry

oh, I see. Have you resumed already or about to?

esharp:
Dr.bode u r in what level sir? i also rep med/surg oau 200l fresher

lolz, 200l? You not a fresher bro.