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No, I think INEC had us (guys) in mind. Something like this...

Sharon: honey, tomorrow's valentine's day. (smiling)
Me : yeah, I know!
Sharon: Soo?
Me: hmm.. You know how many people died last election day?
Sharon: em! Can't remember oo.
Me: but you know that election days in nigeria are always bloody?
Sharon: okay! Soo what?
Me: you know i love you and i cant live to see you hurt?
Sharon : yes, I know! Soo?
Me: we would be staying indoors throughout tomorrow dear. I'm scared!

Prettybecca:
When will some people grow some sense? Quoting the whole damn post just to type 4 lines?
Haba! Maybe you guys should make i resolution to quit quoting the original post na! We can see it so stop repeating it. Thank you.

lolz, not their fault though. Maybe they don't know that one can cut out the needed part from the whole post.




Like the ndide above me!

Oooooooppppppp... Na procrastination dey kill me o!

Veckylord:
you see this 1 i de quote check her profile pics and imagine how she will look without makeup

lolz, guy na die oo.

jerryboiii:
Anything abou OAU and it's on FP..na OAU be d only varsity?

hahahahahahahahahahahaha
I feel your pain bro

ROZZAYY:
Wat is wrong wit smoking

lolz, many many things.
Inter alia, smokers are liable to die young.

Prexxy1:
Na lie,konji no know family

come! Who are you self? In as much as i may not share a room with my sisters; from your post, have you been a victim of ince.st before?
If yes, then i understand your plight.



Da hell is inbreeding?

holatin:
pls someone should analyse d pics for me.

Am using an image less browser

haha bro! You can't see the pictures?
That funny feeling would be lacking.

That first picture though.. Remember when my sister took the last bar of chocolate i was hiding.

I was like...






















































Okay, never mind!

iamrealdeji:
Even Dr Sikiru Ayinde Barrister is not only a Dr,but the first barrister I knew and the most famous barrister in Nigeria without a university degree not to talk of phd

lolz, funny!

derrick333:
Mugu, gay wit 2kids n still counting!!!!!

lolz, could be adopted though. Who knows.

BTW, your post was confusing.

SkinnyDude:
what story, bro?

how the girl collect your money no pay back

SkinnyDude:
lol. you are like a plague to them.
life is good, just scared of future.. school is okay.. i will not go back to school broke- my mum just un-broke me.
the babe never pay me oh! and she don block me for whatsapp. i don bone the money sha, but i no go forget the experience

how your life nah, work and everything?

hmm bro, you story might make FP o.

derrick333:
Dats my hobby,but nt while trkin in str,mayb dat guy NA nanny

Gay alert!!!

She might pass pass beside me and i won't even notice she's wearing a 7m naira watch.

McSterling:
Love can be a dangerous/unhealthy thing especially when you invest all your emotions and energies into it. You love somebody so much; you become so dependent on them like an invalid. You literally can't do without them. And even when they hurt and abuse you, you can't feel it, you can't see it. And when you do see and feel it, you keep going back to get hurt. You become a masochist of sorts- you relish the pain. Even when it's crystal clear that they do not love you at all or at least not as much as you do, you fail to see, you fail to accept. You're so emotionally attached. You so desperately want their love and so you end up vitiating yourself in the process.

That's some f*cked up bullsh*t!

oh lawd! Am scared.

Hmm... That means I'll touch down with my private jet in Accra then use my chopper to Abuja (any tax on choppers?).


Nice innovation though. Hope everything goes as planned.

Kolade354:
call 911 for me.......mumu

lol.

Kolade354:
so blogging is now a job...........

lol, maybe you should ask linda.

kehindetayo:
am presently datn an undergraduate who i pay all her bills and she seems to be innocent and God fearing but lately her x seems to pick intrest in her because of her new look as a student. dont knw wat to do. should i kill him?

hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahaha...
Hahahaha...
Hahahaha...
Hahaha.... Hahahaha

Do people like this still exist?

ambrosunny:
150years bro, doesn't matter

lmao

Lol.. You want my view on whether it's about sex or not?

Okay, how does airing my view stop the next guy from requesting sex from you?!

Picture of how beautiful you are or....

Lol

Yeah.. "The" was repeated twice.

But come o. The mistake began with your topic gan.

Hit "like" if you saw it too.

Lmao... That should be called "eye fan". I can't lebel that as an eye lash.
On a serious note, most of these makeups are just meant for photoshoot. Hardly would people wear them to functions.

Back to the question: She no fit wear am comot with me oo.

Aiit... Now that i know, what next for me? @op.

Op, you're so on point. And drinking water regularly too can be helpful.
When am tensed up, i take water. It helps replenish the oxygen level in my cerebrum at that particular time.

Hmm.. Let me state, quantocius quantotious or as quickly as possible, that your write up is not encouraging to peruse through.
If it's "copy and paste " then you could have atleast done the needful editing.
Be that as it may, you tried.

quivah:
those hoe, cutlass and digger are her other hungry friends or sisters

them wan cut the guy bush pocket

haha.. Lmao. Ladies, i didn't say anything oo.

soccerinfo9ja:
If u are handsome u will realise that girls loveeeeeeeeee fineboys, they do dont be decieved i have lived my life being loved by girls just cuz i look good....its not like i even have a good personality✔.

like if you checked his dp but was kinda dissapointed cos










He wasn't there.

If she carries hoe , cutlass and digger to visit you on your first date...

Do you need ifa to tell you who she is??

Nigga, she digs gold.

Lol... Op, dyou know how old Adam was before God gave him eve?