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Sexkillz in action. . . . . . .nice one @OP[/quote]my thought exactly!! hehehehe

kinnad: I have been wandering, why do companies ask their employees during intake to submit copies of all their certificates, even after sighting the originals and confirming the authenticity. All answers are welcomed.

after a year or two, before your promotion ur files is being scan to knw your next level u will go, its very necessary!

[quote author=Mynd_44]The question we should ask ourselves is "what lead to the president being called those names?" Actions should speak louder that supporters.

The only way to prove to the citizenry that he is not what he is being called is for the president to buckle up and prove that he is not lazy else he will keep getting insulted.[/quote]i cant believe u say this, must u insult a leader becoz hes trying to live upto the standard? if u think hes not worthy to be ur president, buy form come 2015 and contest election.

docgeeee: how do i recover my lost folders on my flash drive. The folders now appear as exe folders and cant open.

click start, then go to RUN click then type cmd then press enter
then change the directory. go to the directory of your flash drive then
type ATTRIB -S -H *.* /S /D press enter.. wait for a minute if the
directory appear. type exit then open your flash drive..

some pix at the site:

Link1 Video of 3D Rendition of the Akwa Ibom International Stadium

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZWAzG8EjQk


Sports generally and football in particular has become big business that governments at all levels and corporate citizens globally constantly sponsor sporting events on account of the benefits that come out of the games. This is hinged on its huge ability as a public relations vehicle, employment and financial generator. The provision of proper infrastructure to create the right environment to tap into the potentials therein is therefore of importance to corporate citizens who use sports as a means of branding and advertising their goods and services as well as governments vested with the mandate to manage the people’s commonwealth.

The Governor of Akwa Ibom State Dr. Godswill Akpabio CON, as a responsible chief executive, committed to the overall growth and development of his people has, with the approval of the state legislature, invested huge resources into building a magnificent stadium in the state. Work on the gigantic project has reached advanced stage.

On assumption of office in 2007 told the people that their lives would never remain the same hereafter. And so, when Nigeria’s President Goodluck Jonathan GCFR, on 27th October, 2012, came to the State on a working visit laid the foundation for this edifice. “The promise keeper!” as Governor Akpabio is fondly called says that building a sports edifice such as the Akwa Ibom International stadium with multi-faceted facilities like tennis courts, swimming pools, basketball courts, tartan tracks for track events and others is laying the right foundation where our youths can nurture their talents and become big stars like Vincent Enyeama, Serena Williams and David Beckham with winning mentality and enormous earning power. He added that the country must consolidate on the gains of the Super Eagles that recently won AFCON 2013 top prize, as well as other sports ambassadors who have equally brought honour to Nigeria. The governor says sports must not be taken lightly as it means ‘unity’ in Nigeria.

The state government in its usual tradition of excellence has given the contractors marching orders to spare nothing at delivering a world class stadium with a timeline of 2014 delivery date, emphasizing that Akwa Ibom deserve nothing but the best. So in line with this, the contractors, Julius Berger PLC, have spared no machinery, technology, detail and manpower to meet the deadline. The conceptual design of this architectural master piece is detailed and breathe taking and accommodates all modern facilities that make a 21st century sports complex. It will not be out of place to give you a glimpse of what the finished stadium will look like.

The acrylic finishing of the stadium is unique making it visually friendly. The question of its durability in a harsh tropical climate like ours became an issue but, the Special Adviser on technical matters, Engr Etido Inyang allays any such fears. The construction of the stadium is progressing steadily and within timelines. This stadium complex sitting atop a massive 32 hectares of land is all work! Work! And work. The main bowl will consist of a 4-tier terrace seating arrangement, all covered, with a capacity for 30,000 spectators. The first phase of work on the pitch is completed, and training pitch equivalent in size with that in the main bowl is progressing well, there will be two parking lots and access; VIP and bus parking areas, VIP access and public access, coffee-shops, shops, restaurants, banquet-hall and many more.

Indeed the construction of the stadium is already impacting on the local economy as more than 700 people have been employed with lots of small and medium scale businesses springing up. For example, food vendors and other petty traders are having a field day making extra cash selling food and other wares to hundreds of workers on site and environs. Most of the construction workers who are mostly from the catchment area say the vision of governor Akpabio is already impacting on their lives as they now have jobs.

The construction of the stadium is already creating a buzz of developmental activities around its location as auxiliary infrastructures that will service the stadium are springing up. For instance, the construction of the 3rd ring road and other roads that will serve as major access into the stadium are well underway; the 4th flyover along Abak road in front of Federal Secretariat is already in place. What are key members of the administration saying about this vision and its effect on urban renewal, safety and choice of location, sports development and others?

Lots of sports talents abound in Akwa Ibom state as can be gleaned from the number of children and young adults who engage in different sports activities at street corners all over the state every day. Old Uyo township stadium that has served the people for years before and after the creation of the state is now ‘old school’ as some people would say and certainly cannot fit into nurturing of talents in a digital world. It lacks modernity and facilities to cater to these needs. But with the coming on stream of the new stadium with modern multi-faceted facilities, what does the future hold for sports in state?

If we can feel the pulse and predict the actions of His Excellency, Governor Akpabio, who loves good things and goes all the way out to get them for his people to enjoy, on the completion of this stadium next year; Akwa Ibom people can brace themselves up for high profile football matches and other sports meets to see action in this facility before he winds down his administration in 2015. The people call it uncommon transformation.

Link 2 the construction work on site

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCmWViGwsq4

Akwa Ibom Nnyin Ayaya, yak idian ubok ibop obio emana nnyin.

so this is why guys like night bus anyway all the (f) wey dey fed on ths thread, no follow travel for night oh, biko

dailytrumpet: Female bowen student expelled after her oral
sex scandal , trouble started after she got her
nude photos exposed
Online by friends.
According to close sources , the female
student
was expelled on friday being 8/11/2013 for
giving a student a
‘Mouth Gig’. The picture was said to have been
stolen from the young man’s phone by his
friends and it is being spread all over the
internet and on the social networking sites
too. Shortly after, it reached the VC of Bowen
University who in turn took "un-"necessary
action.
I’m sure her parents won’t be proud to hear
this , such a disgrace though.
Photos http://dailytrumpeters..com/2013/11/female-bowen-student-expelled-after-her.html?m=1

i bet tis never hapen, this is the same pix i saw on older thread that a patient slept another patient in lasuth, the saame pix that has the tiltle "another house wife found havin secx with neigbour" now i knw all the blogger that want to follow linda ikeji to be popular are all bleeps, they svcks!!! dailytrumpeter u svcks!

isacolukay: I need fellow NLers to help me out on this one. A couple of weeks ago, my girlfriend taught me how to use the 'ALT LGLG' function to clear the eventlog on my Blackberry device. Sometimes later, she called up my eventlog (via the same 'ALT LGLG' function) and copied something on her phone. I thought it was in my interest and let it be. But at the end of the day, she tells me who and who I've chatted with on bbm and even tells me the content of our conversation, thus meanin that my privacy has been compromised! I checked my phone for spyware apps and the likes, I didnt see any. I will be glad if I can get help on how to unhack the phone so dat I can have access to my privacy. Afterall, na girlfriend she still be, I never marry her keep for house. Thanks for your anticipated cooperation in advance.

that ur friend must be a computer engineer while u a zoologist, my view though!
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dont worry its just the past convesation that ws stored in the event log is what she hs access to.

Idi Amin: I must say it's not easy, but with all these advices from Nairalanders, I will triumph. God be my helper. @Pendusky and @Druido6, God bless you guys more

ure welcome

infiniteloop: Hi guys,

Happy sunday to everyone. I use NL to laugh most of the time. Great people to be honest. Very unforgiving when you make a stupid post as well.

However, I notice a kind of connection. Almost not something you would expect in a forum like this. Almost like everybody knows everybody which makes it totally cool.

I rarely comment on post. Most of time, viewing and just having a good time. Every time I'm here, a few names keep recurring. I tagged them the most popular folks here.

The purpose of this thread is call out the most popular Nairalanders.

Let's have your list(Seun is out of it, of course. ).

Mine:
1. Yuzedo
2. Abu Mikey
3. Sexkillz
4. Obadiah
5. Nadia_SA
...
I wish to make it to 10 but these are the names that popped in my head at the time of this post. If you know up to 10 names, kindly post them. Just for fun, no trophy o.

Who are your Nairaland superstars?!
List is subjective, of course.

who the fvck is yuzedo? the one living in plantain iceland?

@ op see them come on u! watch ur back, afam4eva dey with bottles ooh!
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i never fancy the way catholics pray for mary, to me its worshing of another being which the bible strongy disagree in the ten commandment. i need clarification here if am wrng.

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Idi Amin: For days now, I have not been myself since I stopped smoking cigarrette. This is not the first this has occurred. I have gone back to smoking because of this particular reason after quitting several times in past years. Please I need a good advice, I really wanna quit this time. I hate smoking now and I'm ashamed of being a smoker. If not for any reason, friends keep asking me why a handsome guy like me wanna destroy my life with cigarrette. I cried the day I watched myself smoke before the giant mirrow in my restroom and since then I swore never to have anything with smoking again. We are about to enter winter and I feel cold and catarrh every now and then which never occurred when I was smoking. Please kindly advise

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banega: Rubbish. Hungry gurl. People who don't love your people can never love yuh.. I guess this is the new trend for yoruba men now.. To marry igbo women.. They just hate der own women.. Lol. If this goes on i just wonda who will marry the yoruba women they are leaving behind.. Smh!

i bet this gurl is overage for marriage, shes frustrated for not getting married! bless people gud work and get connected

nice, when my aunt husband (a yoruba) ask me to choose a yoruba name for my self, of course i gave myself (Adeyinka; the crown surrounds me) little did i knw the meaning, now i can see why my dad name me ''Glory'' hehehehehehehehe

leme watch it frst

reserved for comment

yemdeb: And thank you for coping the whole of Fifa.com before you can give an analysis of how the match played out.

ofcourse that ws from fifa.com so what?

we are watching this movie, its suspense though, we cant predict the end!

Kelvin0: ; u wan tell us say u dey UAE watch the match abi ..... ..well nice try becos Becos becos becos



































































I no believe you

did i tell u i dey UAE? thats a summary of the game from fifa.com just to help those who cldnt watch it...

SEEMS U DIDNT WATCH WELL, HE WAS ONE OF THE BALL BOYS!!

Enegod: *yawns* one word pls

CHECK URS AGAIN, 4 WORDS... WTF

tosingcfr: awesome, although I didnt watch the match

SORRY BRO HERE IS THE SUMMRY

Nigeria became the most successful team in FIFA U-17 World Cup
history with a 3-0 win over holders Mexico at the Mohammad Bin Zayed
Stadium in Abu Dhabi. The final was a rematch of the 6-1 win Nigeria
inflicted on the Mexicans in Group F play and sees the Golden Eaglets
lay hands on the junior world trophy for the fourth time in their history,
one better than South American giants Brazil. When the final whistle
went in the UAE capital, fans and players alike rejoiced, fingers pointed
to the sky, with what has become the traditional Nigerian celebration of:
“yes, yes yes!”

Mexico kept the ball for a full two minutes at the start of the game,
moving it around well and making the Nigerians chase. El Tri even
managed the first chance on goal after six minutes. Osvaldo Rodriguez
crossed from the left, but Alejandro Diaz couldn’t keep his close-range
effort the right side of the post. Two minutes on and Ivan Ochoa – who
scored twice in the semi-final win over Argentina – saw his off-balance
header pushed over the bar by Dele Alampasu.

The corner came to nothing for the Mexicans, but Nigeria benefitted
greatly by bursting out on a classic counter-attack. Kelechi Iheanacho
went flying up the pitch. With just one Mexican defender in position, the
No10 Golden Eaglet laid the ball in for Taiwo Awoniyi who then fed it on
to Musa Yahaha, who had a little help from Erick Aguirre. The Mexican
midfielder mistakenly hit the ball into his own net in an attempt to
recover.

With the score 1-0, Musa Muhammed was giving the Mexicans fits with
his rampaging runs up the right side. He pinned the opponents back at
every opportunity. As the first half pushed toward the interval, the
Africans upped their tempo in search of a second goal. Yahaya rattled
the crossbar with a stunning effort from 20 yards out after 38 minutes.
Pressure was mounting and the fans in the stands were on their feet
when Awoniyi’s bicycle-kick from the penalty spot forced Raul Gudino
into a magnificent reaction save in the dying moments of the half.
The second period began with a frenzy of attacks at both ends of the
pitch, but it was Nigeria who made theirs count, making it 2-0 in the
56th minute. Captain Muhammed unleashed a wicked swirling shot that
Mexican keeper Gudino simply couldn’t hang on to. He spilled a
rebound directly to the feet of the most dangerous man on the pitch,
and Iheanacho made no mistake dispatching his sixth goal of the
tournament.
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With a quarter-hour to go, Mexico managed to carve out a rare second-
half chance, but Ochoa’s header from close-range slipped wide of the
post as the holders began to wilt under the ceaseless pressure of the
buzzing Nigerians. Muhammed added a third with ten minutes to go,
curling a sublime free-kick into the top corner.
Anyone in UAE who had the pleasure to see them will tell you that this
Nigerian team were the best on offer. Even a few of the Mexican fans
were mumbling “yes, yes, yes” when the final whistle went on Nigeria’s
glorious campaign here in UAE.
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Apart from winning the cup, Nigeria also won the FIFA Fair Play
Award while Iheanacho won the Golden Ball (for the Best Player) and
the Silver Boot for emerging the second highest goal scorer with six
goals behind Bolden Berisha of Sweden, who won the Golden Boot
with seven goals.
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Alampasu won the Golden Glove having emerged he best goal keeper
in the tournament.

AWESOME

nice one man

aManFromMars: So you can kill witches?

no but amanfrommarsplanet, matchew

on point jakie

Tolexander: Who is his mother?

The boy's physique looks like egg roll!

If he is placed on the scale for normal pikin of his age, the indicator will refuse to go back to the starting point due to elastic limit exceeded!

See how he dey look like pikin wey wan carry hen!

abeg post ur own mke we see, imbe

Prof Corruption: It's high time we stopped this nonsense. Leave witches and wizards alone.

ur post ur reply, lol, make she kill them, even the bible said so, suffer not a witch to live...

good advice though...