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fairygeh: so you cn actually like something? God is still on His throne o

so u really knw him for that?

hope she dont cry anymore again for movies ooh

Have a history teacher explain
this----- if at all they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to
Congress in 1846.

John F. Kennedy was elected to
Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected
President in 1860.

John F. Kennedy was elected
President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned
with civil rights.

Both wives lost their children
while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a
Friday.

Both Presidents were shot in the
head.

Now it gets really weird!
Lincoln 's secretary was named
Kennedy.

Kennedy's Secretary was named
Lincoln .

Both were assassinated by
Southerners.

Both were succeeded by
Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded
Lincoln , was born in 1808.

Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded
Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who
assassinated Lincoln , was born in
1839.

Lee Harvey Oswald, who
assassinated Kennedy, was born
in 1939.

Both assassins were known by
their three names.

Both names are composed of
fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater
named 'Ford.'

Kennedy was shot in a car called '
Lincoln ' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theater and
his assassin ran and hid in a
warehouse.

Kennedy was shot from a
warehouse and his assassin ran
and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were
assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...
A week before Lincoln was shot,
he was in Monroe , Maryland

A week before Kennedy was shot,
he was with Marilyn Monroe

guys what do you think a COINCIDENCE?

i had trouble settting up bbm with airtel despite HSPDA icon, what i did is change the 3G service to MTN and the data to mtn, and it went tru without waste of time. then change it back to airtel.

fpeter: I BOUGHT MY 1ST CAR THROUGH NL ADVERT

MY NEXT CAR WIL BE FROM COPART.com , NLers commision too much

SPACE FOR SALE

motocamara: Here's a tiny excerpt from the article:

Go to Nairaland.com and register for free by clicking the
Register button and then filling in your email address and desired
password in the indicated spaces
• Get snapshots of the front, side, back and interior of the car and
upload in your computer system
• On Nairaland’s Auto section click on Create New Topic, fill in
the car’s details and price and upload the pictures of it plus your
contact
details
• People should begin to bargain with you on the topic page and
via telephone calls, and ask to come to inspect the car
• At this stage you can begin to arrange meetings between the
prospective buyers and the car seller – making sure that in your
agreement it has been spelt out that if your customer should buy,
you’ll receive a certain commission
You may not get your final offer immediately, and that is where
your internet connection comes in – you should be able to come
in once a day and bump the page to the top, usually by typing
‘bump’. Since Nairaland is a forum, you need to do this so that
your ad/topic doesn’t get buried in the lower pages.


Source: [url]http://successdigestonline.com/articles/view/8-proven-ways-you-can-earn-real-money-online-without-having-to-ownoperate-a-website
[/url]

WHO WROTE THIS? MAYBE THEY DONT KNOW INSPIREDM ND EXPORT1 IS INCHRGE, MAYBE THEY SHOULD CHANGE AND PUT A NEXT POINT, SETTLE THE MOD SO THEY PLACE U ON APPROVED LIST OF VENDOR!! SMH

BBM:
I THINK I DONT REALLY LIKE THIS COZ IF YU CHANGE UR BB UR PIN DIE WITH IT,

WHATSAPP:
ITS JUST SIMPLY THE BEST COZ EVEN IF U LOST UR PHONE THE CHANCES OF GETTING UR PIN (UR NUMBER) IS THER WHEN U RETRIEVE UR SIM

MAYBE HE NEVR READ THAT THER OVER 3 MILLION NIGERIANS IN US!! HE WILL NOT WIN !!!

WHO IS Pa Kasumu

not on techno android yet i guess

Wow!!

Mhizsleek: GUYS I BEG U ALL IN THE NAME OF LOVE

1. Before U start a relationship with a lady U must think carefully about what U are about to
do Relationship is not
something
U should rush into or
handle lightly

2. Are U ready for a
relationship with her?
Are U emotionally
Mentally and spiritually
Mature enough to meet her needs?

3. Being s*xually attracted to her means absolutely
nothing
It isn’t a sign of likeness
Love or any other thing
Ur mind may come up with
It may just be Ur hormones
messing with Ur mind
A woman is more than her body and her s*xuality
She has a life which U
should be able to blend with Can U do that?

4. This lady has a history Can U handle it?
She has a past
Can U handle it?
Can U handle her mistakes
failures and
weaknesses?
Can U handle her
dreams without being
intimidated and
becoming jealous?

5. She already had a life
before she met U
Can U fit into and help
improve her life?

6. Love is commitment
Are U ready to commit
Ur life to helping her grow
And become all that she can
be By God’s grace?

7. Is she valuable enough
for U to devote
a large portion of Ur life
Towards the
accomplishment of HER dream?
Are u ready to pour Ur
Resources into making her
all the Lord plans for her to be?
If U are not ready
N.W says don’t just bother

8. Before U open Ur mouth
to say ‘I love U’,
Ask Urself if this is not just A moment of emotional madness’

A lady needs much more than ‘I love U’
She needs care
She needs Ur commitment
If U are not ready to make that commitment
That will lead to marriage Please leave her alone in PEACE and stop wasting her
time.....

SORRY FOR THE QUOTE, I NEVER KNEW IT WAS A LADY WHO POSTED THIS UNTIL I READ THE LAST LINE!

IS WAPTRICK OWN BY A NIGERIAN?

BAYERN IS HIS NEXT MOVE

some one ask this same question years bck, i didnt say anything but am asking him that same question now, u knw why? coz hes now a pastor, am sure i will ask u the same even if u will become imam why the noise on the air during service na only party music u wan hear for ur backyrd? SMH

lets say ure not using rccg for a scam, write ur full details here leme confirm first

and whats stylus??

Jake101: Vic-jay] and the church is? Catholic church.

i cn see mary worshipers claiming ther the 1st church on earth, SMH!!! i hav a question anyway, why did martin luther left to found lutheran church?

@op if u think wer ure worshiping will let u make heaven at last then no point leaving ther but if not, ure on ur own!!

sseniourman: imagine wetin Sexkillz ban me tll 2041.
after my apology letter

llol, concentrate on one username!!! how the hell u registr a new username jst to insult nl most precious albino?? huh??

NANS PLS REST UR ARS IT WONT WORK!!

[quote author=#bizfirst#]https://akaahanterungwa.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/wpid-Photo-Oct-19-2013-1406.jpg

The iPhone 5C and 5S were only the beginning.

Earlier this week, Apple sent out press invitations for an Oct. 22 event to be held in San Francisco. The message on the invites? “We still have a lot to cover.”

But what is “a lot”? If the speculation building over the past several months is to be believed, Apple will introduce the next generations of the iPad and iPad Mini next week. Sifting through the rumor heap, here's what we think Apple will reveal with its new tablets:

A Thinner, Lighter, Faster iPad With An Improved Camera

According to a report earlier this month from AllThingsD, Apple's fifth generation iPad — or “iPad 5″ — will be a sleeker, speedier beast. The bump in speed will reportedly come thanks to the addition of a 64-bit A7 chip, the same chip that helped make the iPhone 5S twice as fast as the iPhone 5 according to Apple. Rumors have also indicated that the M7 motion co-processor — a chip that gathers motion data from the accelerometer, gyroscope and compass — will make its way from iPhone 5S to the new iPad.

Chinese supplier website sx-box.com claimed to have the case for the tablet, as noted by ABC News. According to that site, the new iPad will measure 7.2 mm thick, or 2.2 mm thinner than the current iPad.

Reports of an improved camera come from KGI analyst Ming-Chi Kuo, who said that iPad 5 will feature an 8 megapixel camera and larger aperture.

Finally, An iPad Mini With Retina Display

As for the iPad Mini, both The Wall Street Journal and Bloomberg reported in August that the second iteration of the iPad Mini will likely come with Apple's high-resolution, Retina display. The bump in resolution will bring the iPad Mini up to date with the newest MacBook Pros, iPhones and regular-sized iPads.

The only problem? Reuters reported earlier this month that the iPad Mini with Retina could potentially face delays within the company's supply chain during the coming holiday rush.

Source and more: http://akaahanterungwa.com/2013/10/19/everything-to-expect-from-the-rumored-new-ipads/[/quote]ok noted

mogus of the highest order!!

rokiatu: Why is it so hard for a man to be generally nice to a woman without expecting anything in return? He either wants a relationship with you, he either want sex with you...for God sake what happen to genuine friendship or just being nice? They will be friend with you for a while, you will grow to believe in their friendship, you will grow to confide in them, then after a while they want their reward.

Even if you are not friend with a guy, even a total stranger, as long hes a man and he help you in some way, he wants something in return. WTF for?

Guys please I will appreciate your input.

what if the help she need was only a pretence to get close to you nd u come fvc.k up coz u want to act a good actor?

AM SUPRISED, COZ I KNW SOME COY THAT WIL TELL YOU TO PAY UR ONE MONTH SALARY OR WORK FOR ONE MONTH WITHOUT PAY IF YOU WANT TO RESIGN

I FELL IN LOVE WITH STERLING BANK ADVERT, THE CHASE, ITS FUNNY THOUGH SINCE THE STERLING MEN IN SUIT TOLD THEIR CUSTOMER WEVE BEEN EXPECTING YOU AS THEY DIPPED THEIR HANDS INTO THE SUIT POCKET THE GUY RAN AWAY HOPPING THEY WANT TO KILL HIM, THEY CHASE HIM TO WHER HE COULD NOT RUN AGAIN ONLY FOR THEM TO SHOW HIM HIS LOAN APPROVAL LETTER FROM STERLING BANK, IF ONLY NIGERIAN MOVIES CLD BE LIKE THIS I WOULDNT BE WATCHING AMERICAN MOVIES ANYMORE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wBfqAI2IHE&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Zolabanton: I met my wife in the village I served

goosh was waiting to see this!! you wer highly favored!! lol

hehehehe!!!! now we knw the student pocket money is traders millions!!

i dont knw much about it, but i think the lyics wasnt good enough to define who we are....

sexkillz