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PhonesXiaomi Poco X3 Pro 8gb/256gb Available For Sale Or Swap(lagos Only) by PENISgod(op): 8:29am On Sep 06, 2021
Hello guys, I have a 2 months used Xiaomi Poco X3 pro available for sale or swap...it's the 8gb ram variant...I bought it for 180k on Jumia 2 months ago, and I'm ready to sell or swap it with an iPhone....an interested persons should let me know...
RomanceRe: Is by PENISgod(op): 8:43pm On Sep 04, 2021
arthurwillia:
Depends sha
You wan wife her? If not by tomorrow afternoon after church sha, make I Dey hear say you don lash am
yes boss cool
RomanceRe: Is by PENISgod(op): 9:08am On Sep 04, 2021
nijaomegacode:
If you have long term plan for her, keep your d!ck in your trousers. But if you know she's not worth marrying, oga fvck her tomorrow. It's better to know what you're up against o.
I ask girls for sex the moment we meet. I can not waste my money and time on one olosho but you see the girl I want to marry, i don't bother her. She asked for it when she was ready.
nice one bro...u are a real O.G...but be calming down ohh Bros, which one is if she's not worth marrying even though I don't plan on marrying her( but things might change) I think that's a really harsh phrase to use... every girl is worth marrying...
RomanceRe: Is by PENISgod(op): 8:08am On Sep 04, 2021
DONFRANSKID:
Oga keep your penis inside trouser. Premarital sex is not good
ok sir I've heard you....

RomanceRe: Is by PENISgod(op): 7:59am On Sep 04, 2021
Nonexisting1:
Go and face your studies. Your dick is still fragile for sex. I know you will insult me, your elder for this but it's alright.
for u to think I will insult u means u still need to grow up man...I no July blame u.. na the person wey buy phone 4 u 4uck up...
RomanceRe: Is by PENISgod(op): 7:53am On Sep 04, 2021
Kiddogarcia:
Early Momo Bobo yiii,but remember to buy agbo no fall my hand
huh I don't understand this Ur grammar ohh grin
RomanceIs by PENISgod(op):
So rl a month ago at a salol
TV/MoviesRe: Cross: Angel Is My Favourite Girl, Smarter Than Most Housemates by PENISgod: 12:47pm On Sep 02, 2021
With dat Brest dat looks like the red sea that moses split with his rod....

Spits...
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: I Was Shot By Armed Robbers – Queen by PENISgod: 12:38pm On Sep 02, 2021
U get luck say dem no 4uck u....if na me and my boys Rob Ur house, u for chop Betta 4uck...
PoliticsRe: Lagos RRS Arrests Notorious Serial Phone Thief by PENISgod: 8:31am On Sep 01, 2021
Hopebringer:
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All these children on nairaland. You won't go to school and graduate so you can be useful instead you be making a nuisance of yourself in this forum. Tomorrow we will see legendary phone thief arrested with your picture holding phones
Hi
PoliticsRe: Lagos RRS Arrests Notorious Serial Phone Thief by PENISgod: 8:12am On Sep 01, 2021
Na waah ohh...see person crime....when we get serial killers, I no know sey we also get serial phone tiffers... He should be sentenced to death please or at least life in prison...

It's an honour to be under the legendary damn niggar himself..... grin abeg Bros show me some love naw..
HealthRe: Cholera: Borno Confirms 43 Deaths, 559 Suspected Cases by PENISgod: 5:14am On Sep 01, 2021
Downey:
North and Problems na 5& 6
shut up Ur dirty mouth madam.. mumu, better talk what u know.
SportsRe: Antoine Griezmann leaves Barcelona, Joins Atletico Madrid by PENISgod: 5:12am On Sep 01, 2021
Barca and collecting this season are like 5&6
Hmmm... grin I laugh in Spanish la Liga..
PoliticsRe: Plateau Killings: Buhari Vows To Crush Perpetrators by PENISgod: 5:08am On Sep 01, 2021
donofdons:
Let them import taliban from Afghanistan to help us deal with these boko haram and bandits. They can also easily guard villages in the south east from herdsman and boko Haram
may amadioha dislocate you
PoliticsRe: Plateau Killings: Buhari Vows To Crush Perpetrators by PENISgod: 5:04am On Sep 01, 2021
Honestly you guys don't need to crush anything, we can do it ourselves...just allow ndi madu to start carrying guns to protect ourselves that would be fine...
Foreign AffairsRe: Hurricane Ida: Houma Residents Are Left Reeling As Homes Are Reduced To Rubles by PENISgod: 4:59am On Sep 01, 2021
DropsMic:
Righteousness2 food has landed time to use Christianity's greatest tool.. FEAR
righteousness still dey sleep..
Foreign AffairsRe: Hurricane Ida: Houma Residents Are Left Reeling As Homes Are Reduced To Rubles by PENISgod: 4:58am On Sep 01, 2021
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PoliticsRe: Survivors Of Yelwa-Zangam, Jos Attack Recount Their Ordeals by PENISgod: 8:47pm On Aug 28, 2021
Bastard Buhari I blame everything on you lubbish
TV/MoviesRe: Sanction BBNaija For Public Smoking - NTCA, CAPPA Write NBC by PENISgod: 7:07pm On Aug 26, 2021
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EducationRe: German University Students Turn Blue, Police Suspect Poisoning by PENISgod: 1:42pm On Aug 25, 2021
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TravelRe: Small Plane Hits Cars In Emergency Landing On California Highway. by PENISgod: 10:24am On Aug 25, 2021
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PoliticsRe: Tambuwal Lists Criteria For Nigeria’s Next President by PENISgod: 8:23am On Aug 24, 2021
All these northern idiots are just fooling themselves... honestly nothing in this world that will make a northerner emerge as president of this country come 2023....Hausa people don spoil this country finish... anything wey go make Hausa man be president for 2023, na serious war go end am.. all of Una dey craze.... after all the katakata and deep shit Una don sink this country into, I can't believe some northern folks like yaya Bello and co still have the guts to be mentioning 2023.. infact thunder from above will destroy all of you nonsense....
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Daughters, Halima, Zahra & Hanan & Their Husbands At Yusuf's Wedding by PENISgod: 8:15am On Aug 24, 2021
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TV/MoviesRe: Arin BBNaija: I Knew People Would Judge My Appearance On The Show by PENISgod: 8:09pm On Aug 22, 2021
cletz991:
huh Ur moniker though
Wtf!
grin I am the king of prick
TV/MoviesRe: Arin BBNaija: I Knew People Would Judge My Appearance On The Show by PENISgod: 4:48pm On Aug 22, 2021
EyezofGod120:
grin lord of the rings
u are one of the most stupid nairaland I have ever seen...

Don't worry,I have reported u already. Useless idiot.
TV/MoviesRe: Arin BBNaija: I Knew People Would Judge My Appearance On The Show by PENISgod: 4:45pm On Aug 22, 2021
Comon shut up...u daughter of Jezebel..
Science/TechnologyRe: Optimus: Elon Musk Is Building A Lifelike Human Tesla ROBOT Next Year (Pix) by PENISgod: 9:30pm On Aug 21, 2021
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SportsRe: LASPARK Partners Red Bull On Alausa Basketball Court Upgrade by PENISgod: 9:50am On Aug 21, 2021
To renovate is not the issue... Na maintenance be the Koko... Just give the place one year, may be na monkey post them go they play inside the court...
CrimePubg Mobile Lite Anyone? by PENISgod(op): 7:37pm On Aug 20, 2021
Please if you play pubg mobile lite, please add me up, I am in need of a Nigerian team mate...this is my i.d below..

71016625101

You can drop yours so I can add you.. and please if you're sending me a friend request, let me know u are from nairaland..

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