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PoliticsUNIZIK 2021 Admission Hopefuls, Let's Gather Here!!! by PENISgod(op): 9:44am On Oct 04, 2021
So guys I created this thread for those of us that applied for admission to nnamdi Azikiwe university and are patiently waiting on the post-utme screening excercise, so that we can share valuable information and help each other achieve our aim...
EducationUnizik Post Utme 2021....I Have Some Questions by PENISgod(op): 9:28am On Oct 04, 2021
Hello guys... Please so I scored 207 in the just concluded jamb and am eligible for unizik's post utme screening excercise. but I am really scared about the post utme and I applied for computer science... I have some questions I really need answers to so any one with answers should please help me out....

1) what is the cut off mark for computer science in the unizik post-utme

2) how competitive is the department of computer science at unizik in terms of admission...
BusinessRe: Report: Domiciliary Account Balances In Nigeria Estimated At $16 Billion by PENISgod: 2:08pm On Oct 03, 2021
Kaiser20:
Of course for minors like you you have to start somewhere, but remember just for a season then you upgrade when you become adult with responsibilities.
bro I'm not a minor...I'm 20 years old man..
BusinessRe: Report: Domiciliary Account Balances In Nigeria Estimated At $16 Billion by PENISgod:
Please guys is 25k salary a Month good for a single 20 year old living with his parents?
CelebritiesRe: Dj Cuppy Went On A Blind Date To Look For A Life Partner And Was Surprised by PENISgod: 4:58pm On Oct 01, 2021
PapaNnamdi:
No white man will date an obese woman,
Dj corpid is obese
Nobody except broke ass niggas wants an obese lady as wife, ask Ned nwoko and oshiomole
how is she obese my guy? She's just thick and chubby not obese...if you see obesity you go run
PoliticsRe: Young Soldier, Umar, Killed In The North-west, Brother Mourns (Photos) by PENISgod: 9:57pm On Sep 30, 2021
Charmingrascal:
The same Army one mumu want to join.
He wants to be a sacrificial lamb

https://www.nairaland.com/6770731/want-join-army..but-some-questions#106148062




Umar inna lilahi wahina rajiuna
thunder fry Ur bombom dia grin I am not a mumu please and I must join by force as a commissioned officer in Jesus name, amen
EducationPlease Help....h.n.d/ N.D Wahala by PENISgod(op): 2:37pm On Sep 30, 2021
So guys I'm kind of a noob when it comes to polytechnic degrees so I have some questions...

1) How long would it take me to get my H.N.D after polytechnic....

2) after spending two years in polytechnic, do I get awarded N.D or H.N.D upon graduation or do I have to work for H.N.D separately after my 2 years in the polytechnic? And how long would that take..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Want To Join The Army..but I Have Some Questions by PENISgod(op): 11:09pm On Sep 27, 2021
o2naira:
U can join the nigerian army as a recruit and further ur education through military schools and to become a higher ranking officer,just like a senior bros I know that used to cuts my hair many years ago,he joined the army as a recruit and went to school he is now a major and medical personel in the nigerian army.
is it that easy?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Want To Join The Army..but I Have Some Questions by PENISgod(op): 8:01pm On Sep 27, 2021
ANDREW91:
I will advice u to get ur computer science degree through the NDA. Do a change of institution and use NDA instead of wasting years in normal universities
I am currently 20 years old and I can't apply for n.d.a again this year....and by next year I'll be 21 which is the age limit..so I have just one shot at it...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Want To Join The Army..but I Have Some Questions by PENISgod(op): 2:57pm On Sep 27, 2021
ANDREW91:
I will advice u to get ur computer science degree through the NDA. Do a change of institution and use NDA instead of wasting years in normal universities
I heard it's hard to get in...do you know howany they accept per year?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Want To Join The Army..but I Have Some Questions by PENISgod(op): 2:54pm On Sep 27, 2021
phyiktor:
Why not go to NDA and forget university you can still study the course you want there instead of wasting years in the university and polytechnic you intend going and no rank limit if you go through NDA..there is only rank limit for those who finished from the university and later join the army through short service... since you pass diz just conclude jamb exam and you really want to join the army I will advise go for change of institution and put Nigeria defense academy as ur first choice
I heard the the form sales has been closed that I have to wait till next year...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Want To Join The Army..but I Have Some Questions by PENISgod(op): 2:52pm On Sep 27, 2021
pavoda:
Apply to NDA is a Regular Combatant Cadet. You will do better that way. You would be able to build a much stronger brotherhood across all 3 armed services compared to Short Service or Direct Regular where only a single arm(DSSC Army) trains for the entire period. So you may not even have course mates in the real sense from the Airforce or Navy, this would limit your opportunities in tri service SETUP. if you Join the army as A DSSC OFFICER WITH AN ENGR QUALIFICATION, it would be extremely competitive in service because the NDA already churns out ENGR who are also competent in other aspects of Military duties. So yes you would have disadvantages. But if you are still less than 26 on entry and you have competency to excel in staff training at JAJI AND OTHER Young officer courses that will benefit you in your career.
am I guranteed admission into the n.d.a as long as I meet all the requirements because I heard I need to know someone before applying for n.d.a cos the screening process is very hard
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Want To Join The Army..but I Have Some Questions by PENISgod(op): 2:48pm On Sep 27, 2021
Balofariojames:
Nothing bad in joining NA I have tried it in the year 1990 but not suceed.
Should we try to excuse our self southerner from joining, then the whole southerner are In trouble in future.mark it!.
The office work we are waiting for do not exist except you are from them.
my town man was alive in NA as I wrote.
But please try to be enlisted through NDA
And if not at least you will not be jobless.
is it very hard for someone to go through n.d.a? And please what are my chances of making the n.d.a final shortlist?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Want To Join The Army..but I Have Some Questions by PENISgod(op): 2:47pm On Sep 27, 2021
stephennel:
The best way to enjoy the been in the armed forces is to be a regular.
So, if you ain't above 21 just apply for NDA. You can read more on it
I heard it's very hard to get it without knowing somebody? And please what are my chances of being admitted because I heard it's very competitive.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Want To Join The Army..but I Have Some Questions by PENISgod(op): 2:38pm On Sep 27, 2021
Leogreat5:
Joining the military via short service combatant , you must be a graduate , within 27yrs of age and above 27yrs if you studied professional courses like medicine n co. I guess you can't pass the rank of a major before you retire. I have attended the interview .
why didn't you get in? After the interview?
EducationRe: Is It Too Late To Apply For N.D.A This Year by PENISgod(op): 2:13pm On Sep 27, 2021
chatinent:
That's not the problem



How long are your legs?
please I don't understand? Do you mean connection of the actual length of my legs?
EducationIs It Too Late To Apply For N.D.A This Year by PENISgod(op): 11:25am On Sep 27, 2021
Is it too late to apply? I would love to but I'm hearing that the deadline for application is past that I'd have to wait till next year?...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Want To Join The Army..but I Have Some Questions by PENISgod(op): 5:04am On Sep 27, 2021
LegendPV:
1..Try to obtain a Degree and make it a priority, if it doesn't work out that's when u opt for HND... E get why, though the Army doesn't discriminate among the Two.. Same ranking and same pay

2. After conversion, to Regular, that's after your probation... The sky is your limit, though you'll have to compete with the better preferred RC - the NDA graduates... But today we have a lot of SSC officers who are Major Generals.... We've had a COAS once in the past who was SSC


Note : make sure you're Medically and physically fit... Maintain your health till then

to get commissioned into the Nigerian Armed Forces is highly competitive, so ensure to have a back up plan
The final shortlist for Army SSC this year had 8 people per state, Navy DSSC had just 2+1 reserve per state

So try get back up plan o
please would it be wise to apply for N.D.A at my age (20) or just go through a regular university then join afterwards?
FoodCheck Out This Experiment I Did With My Food(pics) by PENISgod(op): 1:31pm On Sep 25, 2021
So guys I decided to do a little experiment with my food today..so I had yam and four eggs and decided to fry the two together (after boiling the yam) and see how it looks...I normally fry the egg and boil the yam then eat them separately...but only God knows what came over me today...

Note-i fried with red oil cos I would have eaten only the yam with red oil before soooo? And ohh, I am flushing every thing with a nice bottle of red wine grin ...

Enjoy...

Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Want To Join The Army..but I Have Some Questions by PENISgod(op): 11:03am On Sep 25, 2021
AlexB300:
SSC- Short Service Combatant.
Not for the weak. I suffer for their training lipsrsealed
how is it like...and did you get in?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Want To Join The Army..but I Have Some Questions by PENISgod(op): 8:14am On Sep 25, 2021
Ugoc3:
I will advise you join the NA through NDA
You will have respect and b handsomely paid..
If u entr through ssce..you will not be a happy soilder
I am not entering through ssce for god's sake... I am entering through h.n.d
Jobs/VacanciesI Want To Join The Army..but I Have Some Questions by PENISgod(op): 7:11am On Sep 25, 2021
Hello guys....so I am currently 20 years of age..I just passed the just concluded jamb and I am wanting to study computer science in either a polytechnic or university then after that, join the military through S.S.C ..I have few questions I would love to ask anyone who has gone through similar experience or knows a thing or two...



Note- please nobody should come here and start telling me to finish one first as I am only trying to plan ahead... thanks..



1) should I go for a university degree ( with strike and possible extra years put into consideration) or a polytechnic for H.N.D?



2) is there a limit to the rank I can achieve for going through S.S.C ( because I've heard something like that) and how long would it take to rise to that rank if there's any?


I really need as much advice as possible,my future is at stake. Please help me..
CrimeRe: I Want To Join The Army... Please I Need Answers To Some Questions by PENISgod(op): 12:11pm On Sep 20, 2021
banjicom:
Smh!! Instead of this one to face his studies and find better hustle wey go make him money and enjoy life, he his planning to join army to suffer and die young

Smh!!
dieing young is not the fate of every young Nigerian soldier...

It is not my fate.
CrimeI Want To Join The Army... Please I Need Answers To Some Questions by PENISgod(op): 11:56am On Sep 20, 2021
Hello guys....so I am currently 20 years of age..I just passed the just concluded jamb and I am wanting to study computer science in either a polytechnic or university then after that, join the military through S.S.C ..I have few questions I would love to ask anyone who has gone through similar experience or knows a thing or two...

Note- please nobody should come here and start telling me to finish one first as I am only trying to plan ahead... thanks..

1) should I go for a university degree ( with strike and possible extra years put into consideration) or a polytechnic for H.N.D?

2) is there a limit to the rank I can achieve for going through S.S.C ( because I've heard something like that) and how long would it take to rise to that rank if there's any?

Myndd44 please help me do the needful.
PhonesRe: Iphone 13 Series Price In Nigeria, Kenya, And South Africa by PENISgod: 8:45am On Sep 17, 2021
Abeg getat abeg....make Samsung do release s22 abeg...
Nairaland GeneralHelp, My Statur And Baby Face Is Ruining My Social Life.... by PENISgod(op): 1:44pm On Sep 14, 2021
Honestly, I think I am one of the saddest and most lonely human being alive....I have been almost the same weight through my entire teenage life... no Matter how much I eat I just can't seem to add weight. And trust me, I eat alot...I would be 21 next year by God's grace, but mehn I don't feel like it at all. I cried alot of times in my room mehn. I just feel like if I continue like this, I might have to live a very sad boring young adult life

I can't make friends because most of my mates wouldn't want to be seen with me... Even my younger brother, someone I senior with 5 years, is taller and heavier than me, which at the moment is starting to brew disrespect between me and my younger one's...I try very,very,very,very hard to exert my dominance as the first born in the family...
Even my own father, doesn't even regard me as a grown up no matter how hard I try....my uncle who I told of my plights decided to take me out to a club one night, mehn you need to see the eyes people nearly use fall me down. Bouncer look me so tayyy I just vex tell my uncle say I won commot...

I spend about 95% of my days indoors, only going out at night for errands...if there are no errands or no places to go, then it's 100%.. that's how introverted I am...

I really need advice...i was told by someone here on NL to grow some beards, but I just don't feel like it because I want it to come naturally...I plan on go seeing a doctor soon sha...mehn life just tire me, honestly.

Life tire me.
Jobs/VacanciesPlease I Need A Job!!! Any Job At All, In Lagos Ajegule by PENISgod(op): 7:02am On Sep 14, 2021
Hello guys... please anyone who knows where there is vacancy for a job that in can apply with ssce certificate in ajegule area of Lagos should please let me know....

The pay should be between 20- 25k monthly
CelebritiesRe: Uba Michael, UBACLE Group Boss Marries Wife Traditionally In Benin(photos) by PENISgod: 3:35pm On Sep 13, 2021
I pray it ends in tears
PoliticsRe: Buhari In Imo: Infrastructure Legacy Projects Of PMB-Led FG In The SE by PENISgod: 3:52pm On Sep 09, 2021
I love president Muhammadu Buhari no Matter what people say about our darling president....he is the best president in the history of the country and will be in our history books forever...

2nd Niger bridge= Buhari
Cheap food prices = Buhari
Affordable health care= Buhari
Good education= Buhari

And don't forget the huge economic development he achieved that no other president can attest to...but Nigerians are hell bent on bringing him down... honestly I will make sure I fast for at least 7 day and pray that our lovely daddy contests for a third term.. he has done a lot for this country...

We love you P.M.B
CareerRe: My Workers Are Ripping Me On Site by PENISgod: 9:25am On Sep 06, 2021
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