₦airaland Forum

adamsjj:
.This one of the most clueless, stupid and senseless post i have seen this month...why u people enjoy insulting your president with every senseless opportunity...APC can, t defeat this admistration. GEJ stil 2019.

padi mi, I d feel yhu jareeeeeeee!

lyricalz:
Line up of boko haram sponsors. And greedy thieves. PDP is now 95% clean cuz the greedy power drunk dudes have defected to APC. See dem faces.

dirty faces

pacesetter939:
Just like you believe you aren't ending your course yet, know it today that General Muhammadu Buhari isn't going anywhere for now, up until he salvages this nation of corrupt elements and their cronies.

keep dreaming till cock crow

adamsjj:
which is foolish?...mind u, i didn, t insult u bcuz am sensible enough and thanks to my upbringing...i disagree with ur post which i said was silly and senseless not you the poster...you can access and make feasible your differences about this government without calling your president a goat.Thats totally unacceptable and to some extend a punishable offence, try that in any country...u will cooling in jail.Dnt abuse the freedom of speech.Go through the constitution on that, you'll see their is restriction to that.I have said it & i'll say it again...with this APC contesters we have seen...they cant defeat this present government...unfortunately, APC has formidable name in the person of fashola but choose to bring people with questionable characters forward.My, broda common sense is not always common. Deviate away from insulting the GCFR at every given chance, rather bring foward a thoughtful remark it will help alot to move this nation forward.Tnx

may God bless you
those kids are something else
no matter how hard you try to teach them, they dont wanna learn

JigsawKillah:
Go Buhari!
Niger Delta youths are with you

I don't know that your brain is that cheap to be bought with common antics, not even a cash


you are on your own
so stop mentioning Niger Delta youth, none of us fellow you craze

peteregwu:
hey, don't be deceived. there was no time confraternity was good. they have been bad from the beginning, it is just now a days that there identity is revealed. before they do things in secret, but now they have been exposed so they decided not to hide anymore. all of them are of the devil. john 8:44

hey National Association Of Seadogs (Pyrate Confraternity) is different from any other, we are representing peace, justice and equity. please don't allied those street miscreant with seadogs, we are real men

mechepatrick137:
Mtchew sailors wey their ship don sink finish. Up NBM of Africa

rugged yhu never yhu piss wit atos






odas z odas

coolebux:
Prof Wole Soyinka should be proud of this bad foundation.
Smh..

cobwebs piss off

emperorgoke:
Life lies before us as we sail to the world end. ship nvr sink

hala Ahoi in a manly tone

missbronze:
Whether seadogs oo, seacats oo, searats oo or seagoats.

Anything confraternity.., is associated with attrocities. FULL STOP.

female words sometime dont make sense

derio 2 our rugged bone

hod898:
You believe that you are receiving quality education at uniport right? If not, why do you think you are making much progress academically?

dis pady no sabi anytin at all

hod898:
What the hell is going on here? An e-war. Damn! You guys have got time for that. Pennyways, you've got a problem? I logged into Nairaland and saw 'followed topics(26)'; hell I taught there was an update I was missing as this is the only thread I follow. But I saw no update, only a self-constructed sentiment with quixotic damage that is irreparable and only capable of making pigs fly. Lol. Where the hell did you get that from? You are an interesting subject I would like to study--not many things or people capture my attention so easily. Lol. Nods, smiles, scoffs and logs out.

get your dirty butt out of my way, and stop mentioning my name here

gameboi:
Dude, I admire your ability to offer homilies to fools. He claims to be Mr, I-Am-Smart. Yet he doesn't know that a University only gives students the platform to be Useful not to detect bad use of English and use it to become Promiscuous.
Afterall, Action and Reaction are equal and opposite in direction, innit?. I was only giving him a dose of his own medicine.

By the way, have you been able to garner any information from UniUyo?

get mad if you like, all I don't care, all I know is that I have spoken the truth and I can't swallow it back.

Aitee1:
At bolded...that's fallacy and it's a crime where I come from

How many uniuyo student have you met that will warrant you to make such an hasty generalization

That's an insult on my alma mata

Check out the blunder you even typed in an attempt to proof a non existing point

I'm sorry madam, forgive me. but!

Largas:
You really do. If you don't, you would not be going around beefing trivial things and matters. Brilliant folks have no time for such.

boi I'm sorry, its just that I dislike the so called uniuyo. I never come across a student of uniuyo or a graduate of that same school who can boldly make correct sentences without erro.
watch them in every of their thread on social media.

but next time don't make jest of me for love or how passionate I'm for women, I love them doesn't mean they take my time, or are you gonna crucify me for loving women?

gameboi:
Mr. I-Can-Speak-Good-English, there's no need to watch his grammar. I can hear your typing
You need to be shot in the head, buried and shot again for this. Even if he typed a collection of alarm-bells, how does it affect your already hopeless situation ? Stop being Pathetic. At least we understood the information he's trying to pass across.
is it the school's fault that you couldn't get admitted ?
My advise? Get the forms for adult education and register(even if it means attending night classes). You'll make it.
'Tis well.
By the way, You need Jesus in your life for quoting what was posted some time ago.

you must be a stupid student of the university of uyo I guess, cos I can rate the stupidity in you.
for your information I'm not hopeless like you.
I bet you, you are not my level in education nor in any standard of life, so get that to your stupid head.

Largas:
Look at the list of females you follow and say women are not the cause of your academic problems.

mr. you are killing me.
but I don't have a problem in academic, if you think I do, then you are wrong.

modelmike7:
If there is an issue that you don't want to give your tithe to the church, use same to buy some household stuffs for the motherless babies home and see God's Miracles in your life, I do that 70% of the time if I didn't pay my tithe to my church. It gives me peace of mind

correct you!
I urge you not to pay a certain amout of money again to a common mortal, fund it on the less privilage in the society,
remember whatsoever you do to the least of your brother is what you do unto Him (our lord Jesus Christ)





may God blesd you abundantly

MizMyColi:
I give up

You just subtly insulted me for trying to profer a solution that I know has worked for me.

Well, thanks.

You should have just told me to explain myself better instead of arriving at your conculsions.

Pain is inevitable, Suffering is optional

#OkBye

insult is what you get when you are playing too much with kids on Nairaland

disc20:
For you to be admitted to the department of economics in university of Uyo, you must have gotten at least 5 credit pass in Eng, Math, Econs, Comm, Givt and any other subjects. In university of Uyo, admission in the department of economics is very competitive. So you are expected to score at least 220 and above in JAMB and and a tangible score in aptitude test. hope you will make it. See you on top

watch a grammar from a post graduate student of the university of Uyo, then tell me what the university of Uyo is made of

disc20:
I am a post graduate student in the University of Uyo. I am doing MSc in Human Physiology here in Uniuyo. Yes I am in 2go. my 2go ID is disc20 See u on tp

you are a post graduate, yet you couldn't make a simple correct English. all I see from you is a broken blunder.
only God knows a number of students you have scam before the admission ended.

Uniuyo a school where vernacular is an official language

disc20:
I am a post graduate student in the University of Uyo. I am doing MSc in Human Physiology here in Uniuyo. Yes I am in 2go. my 2go ID is disc20 See u on tp

you are a post graduate, yet you couldn't make a simple correct English. all I see from you is a broken blunder.
only God knows numbers of student you have scammed before the admission ended.

Uniuyo a school where vernacular is an official language

MillionDollars:
Most times, I have been made to believe gambling is a sin.

Since it's a sin, do i still need to pay tithe from my winnings, since the bible says we should pay our 10% from our incomes? (State stating the wrongs from the right).

Help 'us' out with your thoughts!

bros take your money to the orphanage home, donate it to the orphanage there, or donate it to any worthy less privilege in your society. don't increase wealth for pastors from their already made wealth form the less privileges.

BreezyRita:
Youthfulness

yugoslavians

out of wickedness they hate him to death, now they dont want him to be buried in peace.

greaterlove:
When Obasanjo became the president of this country the whole of nigeria was solidly behind him, I remember the feeling then, the joy that finally democracy has returned and the man who is at the head of affairs of this country had just been released from prison and an aclaimed born again.
lets be honest with ourselves, apart from telecommunications and banking sector reform which are private sector driven, what did obasanjo really start and finish?
We all saw the corruption that followed the registration of the telecom companies, the high fees and bribes that were involved.
We all saw a president who was both president and minister of petroleum and how he allowed his " boys" to ruin that sector.
We all saw a president who awarded contracts to settle his o yes men, Lagos Ibadan and Benin ore express ways are examples, contracts always being awarded but nothing to show for it.
We saw a president who will always throw money at the senators and honorables just to get his way.
We saw a president who spent one year out of three years outside the country on state visits.
We saw a president who fights those who do not agree with him but shields those who will always say yes to him. We saw a president who spent billions of dollars on power stations but could not complete one.
We all saw the politics that was played for him to come back the third time and possible make himself a life president.

Like his daughter said, obasanjo is all about self, he doesn't care about the good of this country. Goodluck Jonathan is not perfect but obasanjo criticizing him goodluck is like a charcoal cooking pot calling an electric kettle black.

God will blessed you abundantly for saying the pure truth.

PassingShot:
Got no time for untrained semi-illiterate Nincompoop.

just as I got no time for APC trained media rat

PassingShot:
Stupid PDP. The man you wickedly and shamelessly accused of sympathizing or even sponsoring Boko Haram without any remote proof is the same man you're now accusing of not joining hands with you to fight it?

Whether PDP likes it or not, GEJ is going back to Otuoke where he belongs. He is not fit to run a LG as a chairman let alone a country even if that country is populated by im.beciles.

we all know that your brain is not functioning properly, but do you think that buhari has no hands in boko haram? wait, idioot, let me remind you how boko haram was started cos either you were not born at that time or your lost memory couldn't pick it. boko haram was started as a vigilante group in the north east before sprayed all over the northern states, when bokoharam was still a vigilante group the so called norther leaders use them to fight their selfish interest, such as politican abmitions and their useless sharia law, using the to fight sharia law and constant recite of quran make them fight illicit war all in the name of fighting for Allah. do you think your Buhari is decent enough when mentioning bokoharam and their sponsors? we know he is smart enough when he fake the nation with common explosive firework just to convince Nigerian in his invovolement in bokoharam issuse or stamp himself innocent. now bokoharam has explode like and harmattan fire you guys blame it on Jonathan. let me call your stuppid mindset together by telling you that our President Jonathan shall not vacate Aso Rock till 2019.

IMPORTANT HORMONES AND THEIR FUNCTIONS

PITUITARY HORMONES


The pituitary gland, found just below the hypothalamus, consist of an anterior part and a posterior part. Both part release hormones which are either polypeptides or proteins.

Anterior pituitary hormones these hormones consist of
1. Several tropic hormones that regulate the activities of other endocrine glands (through homeostatic mechanisms);
2. The growth hormones; and
3. Prolactin.
their secretion are stimulated by chemicals produced by the hypothalamus and transported the pituitary in the bloodstream.

Posterior pituitary hormones
The anti diuretic hormone (ADH) and oxytocin are produced in the hypothalamus but stored in the posterior pituitary gland. Their secretions are stimulated by nerve impulses from the hypothalamus.

THYRIOD HORMONE

The thyriod glands, found in the neck close to the larynx, produce three main hormones, the most important being thyroxine
. Thyroxine is formed from an amino acid and iodine. Thyroxine regulates the growth and developement of all body cells. It also increases the rate at which glucose is oxidized in body cells, It increases the basal metabolic rate and, hence, heat production. It is therefore, extremely important to control the production of thyroxine.

Abnormalities due to thyroxine
Undersecretion of thyroxine before maturity causes cretinism. A cretin is physically underdeveloped (dwarfed in size), mentally retarded and sexually immature, in addition to being sluggish (a result of low metabolic rate). Cretinism can be prevented by detecting the condition early and treating with thyroxine supplements.
If undersecretion of thyroxine occurs after maturity, the person becomes physically and mentally sluggish, and obese, with a reduced heart rate lowerd body temperature. These effects are mainly due to a low metabolic rate. This condition is know as myxoedema. It can also be treated effectively with thyroxine suppliments. Undersecretion of thyroxine may be due to a defective thyriod or insufficient TSH production by the pituitary. A diet low in iodine also reduces thyroxine production. The thyriod gland comes under prolong stimulation by TSH (caused by a low thyroxine level in the blood). It becomes hyperactive and enlarges to form a hyperplastic goitre.
This is seen as a swelling in the front part of the neck. This condition can be cured simply by adding iodine suppliment to the diet.

Oversecretion of thyroxine also result in an enlarged thyriod gland, known as exophthalamic goitre. A person with such a condition is hyperactive, irritable, nervous and thin with bulging eyes. These effects are due to a high basal metabolic rate. This condition can be cured by surgically removing part of the thyriod gland or destroying some part of the thyroid cells by rediation.

PARATHYROID HORMONE
Attached to the thyroid gland are four tiny glands called parathyroid glands. These secrete the parathyroid hormone, which together with the thyroid hormone, calcitonin, regulates blood calcium levels. The parathyroid hormone raises the level of calcium ions in blood by
* releasing calcium from bones;
* increasing calcium absorption in the guts and
* reducing calcium excretion by the kidneys.
calcitonin lowers the level of calcium ions in blood by reversing these effects.

the likes of Chinua Achebe should be compared with Nelson Mandela, he never compromise rubbish. therefore Chinue Achebe is the greatest Nigeria nobel literate ever lived.
not to be compared with Uncle Wole is now APC allied