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luap:
Now that I am older and remarried.  I am different and learned there is so much more to being happy.  Now I know it really does not matter is she can cook or not.  In fact she can't, and I do not really care.  I just cook myself,  besides I think most of the great chefs are men.

Great thing about cooking yourself, is that you can make things the way you like.  If anyone complains, tell them that it is their problem.  I've told my wife to get lost a few times she complained.  I love being a Man.

This is a great solution if the guy likes to cook. I genuinely hate kitchen. It may work for me if we bring the stove to the sitting room.
[quote author=Mrs. Siena link=topic=543947.msg7066932#msg7066932 date=1288736490]You knew she was a lousy cook before you married her so just bear with her. Its either you teach her or employ someone who can and stop bad mouthing your wife's cooking. I personally dont subscribe to your coming to a public forum to say that she is a lousy cook please stop it. This is your wife we are talking about here. How would you feel if your wife comes online and says my husband is a lousy lover you would start to scream. Get a grip of yourself[/quote]I disagree with you. The solution to his problem may yet come from this thread.

Seun:
She is your wife, not a cook.  If you need a cook hire a cook.  Let her do other things.

This is a dangerous advice every newly married woman should disregard

@OP
Your story in so many ways is similar to a friend's situation. I dont want to say predicament b/c he never complained. I almost puked the last time I had to eat at their place (it would have been impolite not to eat considering all the effort!).

She is one of the most terrific, gorgeous, polite, witty, beautiful, volouptous babe you will ever meet in your life. Yet she cant cook. I genuinely dread her food. I am sleeping over, I shatter suya for the house-the only convenient escape. The stew I was served once tasted like it had raw groundnut oil. Chicken was well fried on the outside but the core was raw/frozen. Breakfast tea also has issues.

Lesson here is that our girls should learn how to cook. No real substitute to this. OP, sorry you are in trouble for now. Look for an adhoc solution that will not cause too much friction in your home. Later, when your income has reached a certain level and maybe moved into a bigger apertment, get a skilled parmanent cook. U can keep sacking them until you get a good one.

Food is one of the reasons we live and work-save me those esoteric bull/sh/it. A good meal is sth every man shld be able to take for granted.

Thankfully my friend is not on NL.

Never disvirgined anyone. Infact the whole idea is a big turn off to me. I took an interest in a girl once until she told me she is a virgin. She must have been be surprised at my subsequent disposition.

If I have to be involved with a virgin (on NL), I will give her a referral (to 190 or MOBO). We can be lovers thereafter.

Nice report by SR.

gadogado:
“It is believed that there is an orchestrated plan by the Niger Deltans to secede from Nigeria which is being played out over the years with every opportunity they have,” the report concluded.
http://www.saharareporters.com/sites/default/files/uploads/Azazi.pdf

But the conclusion is erroneous, misplaced and a weak point in an otherwise well scripted piece. If the grand design is to secede nothing stops the financiers (who have more money than they know what to do with) from bringing in wholesale quantities of arms through their backyard rather than risk losing all (including dear life) to a vigilant corporal on a Nigerian highway.

Besides the govs mentioned are not revolutionaries. They are business men who simply want more money without unnecessary risks.

Essentially the story is about people who know the system and its imperfections and decided to capitalize on identified weaknesses to their advantage. Purely criminal. In China, Aziza, his major and the other collaborating soldiers would have been lined up and shot (they shoot everybody there anyway even Mrs Ibru would have had the bullet), in America they would have had 60yrs a piece. In Nigeria? Just another sensational headlines in the media for a few days.

I figure Major Akubo and his co travellers will be quietly released after a few years and properly 'settled'.

The guy looks like a muslim. Is this a new form of terrorism, Jerking off on infidels?

Not sure I have had any serious encounter with truly whacky road users.

The few stubborn okadas I have had issues with seem to read my mood quite well-they behave like I have offended this guy let me slow down.

Generally roadside aggros are best avoided. Things can and do get rapidly out of hand.

Security operatives at the Benin republic seem to be doing a good job. I wish those manning Niger rep and Chad borders will be just as proficient. There is no way anyone can credibly say there are no arms in-flow from that axis

^^^Welcome cart. Enjoy.

What an idi/ot of a bank governor. He could have had any yansh he wanted. But it has to be this one.

On the other hand he may have been paying her in kind for making him a bank governor

OP, are we talkin going to toilet to weee or to pooo. B/c If you have to wash your hand each time you go to pee, you will be doing nothing else all day long.

If Aba kidnappers get hold of this guy, all they need is a set of pliers. Nothing more. No long ransom notes or tel games.

Michael Masden- Quintessential bad guy. Several movies

gestapo:
Yeah, 99% of us virgins don't ask for nowt, we only politely and modestly ask that you can manipulate and stick and prod and poke and finger and tongue every hole in our body, except the main, the main hole bullseye which we are reserving for our future husbands

If your poking proposal includes the back passage, I will take it. The main can remain the main for future horseband

yet

sexxxxy:
PENNYWISE

U must be mistaking me for someone else,I'm not Poster's girl o

Whose girl are you then

LeoMax:
Dont buy her any car  except you dis(v)irgined her.

You are obviously in very unfamiliar territory bro (read lost). Virgins dont ask shi/t. That is why they are virgin. Untouched. Unspoilt. The moment a virgin start making demand before sex, she is such a non-virgin (to say the least)

Or do you use the word in a philosophical sense?

sexxxxy:
Uncle,this is a very funny thread ,infact, the funniest so far, u that u r not idle, what the f ,are u doing reading thru all the post?,

I didnt say I was busy. And if you ask politely I will give you an fx35 with a pentouse in Asokoro.No strings attached-unlike the crooked mind of this banom character

pro01:
Haha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! For real oh, our NASS is the 'mumu capital' of Nigeria.

Its a mumu thread. The story lacks commonsense. The poster himself with is responses doesnt make things any easier. Its hard to think so many pple can be this idle on a Thursday afternoon

banom:
are you ok ? did i even see the chance to try

Dey go. You fck up. Even if somebody give you free fx tell you to go try ur luck na the same story u go come back with

We will never know but that yansh may be truly worth 4m afterall.

OP should have at least tried to find out before bringing his case to NL. Abi he think say all yansh na the same?

Apart from her bad English, Patience will go down in history as the loudest and the noisiest first lady we ever had. She may also bag the credit of being the ugliest.

@OP
My advice is that the guy must try not to be alone with any woman at any time even in a public place. Some how let there be a third party within hearing range.

Flirtation leads to womanizing. It has a self-perpetuating spirit esp when the eyes lock on to one you find attractive even in an ordinary conversation and then one thing leads to another and b4 u know it de ja vu like the french like to say.

It is indeed an addiction that needs to be kicked. You dont always succeed each time you try like any cigarrette addict will tell you. If the guy is serious about stopping it then the struggle has to be a relentless one. Each time you fall, its ooops! Get up. Remember what doesnt kill you makes you stronger. Promise your self you will do better next time.

Anyway I aint giving my money to any girl unless she's got a gun

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=534379.msg6965646#msg6965646 date=1287419057]What do you mean? Like s3x u mean?[/quote]Yes. Like s3x, I mean

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=534379.msg6965615#msg6965615 date=1287418830]na waa for you ooo.  Wetin happen to your gf? I hope she no go be your bank.  

Pennywise, Im seriously angry today!. Especially today! He went to the ATM and told me to wait for him, And then I stood beside him while he withdraw his money,. And than he said Oops! I accidently withdraw some cash! And Im like well, you can put it in your wallet or cash it in back again. Andthan he said yeah, good idea. Here! Hold this first while I take out my wallet (giving me the money) and than I took it and waited for him and he is like thats yours and smiled!!! And Im like NOOO!!!! You better take your damn money back or else!!!   and he was like laughing! He thinks this is a joke!  [/quote]Ms Potato how often are u intimate with your bf. U dont have to answer. Just asking

tkb417:
i think 10% of my salary goes to ma babes needs

im in bondage

tkb, u are in more trouble than I tot. U pay tithe to babes? Damn your pastor will be pissed

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=534379.msg6965545#msg6965545 date=1287418283]Yes ohhh and Im getting piss at this point of time!!! [/quote]Damn. your bf is a lucky son of a gun.

If there is no giving, there will be no taking, right? Nice.

^^^ Fool.

Ms Potato, does your bf give u money all the time?