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Try being friends before lovers. Women like that even though they already know why you want to be friend.

@OP
Considering that so many people died over the annulment, this may not be an unreasonable proposal afterall.

idupaul:
Lol @ odunu . U dey see her shei . Sha whats wrong with a 15 year old that wants it .

^^^ You still dont get it. Sex with a girl of 15 even if she says yes is considered despoil b/c a 15yr old cannot legally consent to having sex

The man should be left alone and the pastor's property auctioned to cover his lost income arising from incarceration. I feel sorry for the pastor's family though.

@op
Are you suggesting our ladies are walking balloons or they fart to acknowledge our presence?Hmnn.

Lets not forget that the worst friends you can have are already married. So?

I have seen my mthly DSTV bill rise from 6k (around 9/11) to 9.5k yesterday. I have never seen a service provider that is as rude and customer unfriendly as DSTV.

The new "free channel" service they just started may seem a big deal to them because it is entirely out of character with DSTV. Sometimes I ask myself if the twin channels of History and BBC K that I watch (none other whatsoever) justifies this huge amount. Every other person in my home is content and happy with MyTv.

The audio channel service they used to provide has since disappeared without excuse or reconsideration in amount paid. I wonder how this compares with what they charge in SA b/c if they were to operate in London with this exorbitant rate they will have to depend parpetually on bank loans to pay salaries. The well-worn excuse of cost of doing business in Nigeria does not hold. PPle who tow this line often ignore the fact that labour remains remarkably cheap in this country.

Beating my arse with firewood on a regular basis was definitely wrong. I jokingly tell her she would have done time where she is. But then maybe pennywise would not have been pennywise if she hadnt.

Kelvinj:
^^*clears throat*
Well for me i just think when your married u just have 2 reduce the way u move with your single guy/gal friends and mingle more with married folks

Truth is the most fulfilled relationship can occur between pple irrespective of marital status. Its sad but potentially great relationships have been wasted on account of this particularly with young girls getting married. When you are married and you satisfy all your obligations to your spouse and that includes being seen to behave responsibly nothing should stop u from hanging-out with friends who are not yet married.

spikedcylinder:
You are married. Why should you be 'caught' doing anything?

Dont worry nobody is going to catch us doing anything

Spiky if u are on this thread, you have my full attention

^^^
Caught. Thanks. There are kids in the house like 190.

Have a business meeting get to run. Spiky if you dont understand, will explain later. Cheers.

OP, if ur marriage is doomed, its doomed. Even if you lock her up in a nunnery

^^^Better to be caught with someone's GF than somebody's wife

Yes I am married, but I prefer my female friends to be single.

queeneve:
Dibolic,
You did not have to post all of your wedding pictures, YOU DO NOT HAVE TO PROVE ANYTHING TO THESE PEOPLE, and as I said many times, IT YOUR CHOICE TO WHOM YOU MARRIED NOT US, once again CONGRATULATIONS!

and We partied harder than YOU AND YOUR WIFE!!!  HEE HEE!  PLUS BAILEY IS FOR CHUMPS, YOU SHOULDA GOT SOME HENN DOGG!!! 
CONGRATULATIONS AGAIN!

No use taking pics if you cant share. Besides he is obviously love-intoxicated, which is a good thing. Few things define a man's success than his marriage.

The bigger, the louder the better (provided he is the one paying). Which is why I call him a warrior. Bring them on bro. I can tell his new wife will know just how to help him spend the money.

Dibolic, what a splash. This babe got you good men. Look at the way she is sneaking her hand into your shirt. Damn! Is she good!

Now If I take an aim at one of those girls in the pix and we get hitched. Will it count as a NL wedding even if the babe is not on NL?

Never seen a babe who didnt like Baileys. I keep a few extra bottles just in case

^^^
Crap. They cant do nothing with it. Each pix is a poo on the hater

I like to think there is a bucket of sewage coming down on the haters

Dibolic, nice pics. You are a true warrior. And a worthy groom. Your wife in satin looks like a well fed Srilankan . You will both make a very happy family.

Keep the pics coming bro.

Alams still have some good money to spend no doubt. EFCC did not shake him nearly hard enough. Stephenie have fun. He cant be that much work.

This Ileke-di babe pls take it easy on the language thing. Thanks. My yoruba is rusty but good enough to know you are strongly in heat.

@OP
The green card thing is an unnecessary distraction. It is pointless overstating that fact. You cant invest so much time, emotions and maybe money like OP has done just to get a girl to marry you for papers in Nigeria (if he truly needs it).In any case there is hardly any govt official in Nigeria that u cant buy for $100 let alone immigration.

The bits and pieces I have read abt this girl in question shows she is a major league player. My advice? Be the best LovePeddler you can for your husband. Dont be a wise girl anymore.

There is a babe I remember from my uni days who made quite a name for herself "matt 7:7" (ask and u shall be given or sth like that). She is a terrific wife and mother today. She got married b4 all her contemporaries. And she is very happy. Ourselves having become gentlemen, her secrets remain safe.

Finally, if you get a babe on NL, take her far away and be very quick abt it. Dont look back.

Specialist900 (m)
On top of a mountain from where i get signals.
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Now I know u have sth doing

Specialist900:
would be grateful if you get me one.

The last time I checked it was 'he that finds a wife' but I see yours' is 'she that finds a husband'.

Understand this. If you have no job, you will seek or find but may never see. Take a look at our new groom. If he had nothing doing and stayed in front of the computer all day, this thread would be non existent

Specialist900:
NL wedding, now facebook wedding, I hope i find my Twitter wife too o.

Congrats@poster.

Get a job. A good wife will find you.

There is a lot of shift in theme. More like musings. Made interesting reading though. But author may need to see a psychiatrist.

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jennykadry:
SMH---------------Shaking My head

Thanx for this jenny. Never could make it out.