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Arkmanbuddy:
Hey silly ass boy, Wizzy doesn't even know you exist! Only broke ass fans like you die foolishly for people who don't even know them. Now go to bed Son, you're going to school tomorrow.

Arkmanbuddy:
Read am again slowly this time, you go understand.

thebosstrevor1:
Nigerians and wash.

You pay pa 70k per month but bought a car of almost lets say 7 million for her.

How is she going to maintain the car on a salary of 70k.

In my opinion, this is a classic case of clout chasing.

Infact her so called gift makes no logical sense.

Righteousness89:
What gives you Joy and Satisfaction?

If it is Vanity , you need to be Careful because when Vanity becomes your Priority, you follow after Vanity and when you Follow after vanity, you become Vain...

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright
Bunch of untalented moda fuckkers
Including my sister called cynthia Ikponmwenosa(cynthia Morgan)
Not to talk of that untalented moda fuckkker called davido who uses too much voice enhancer in the studio and still dishes out dogg shitt to his fans

Until Nigeria artistes comes up with something good
My play list will remain like this
J cole
The weekend
Imagine dragons
Sia
Burna boy
2face
Katty pery
Passenger
Bruno Mars
WizKid( Balogun the big boy)
Avicii( rest in peace)
Twenty one pilot
The Chainsmokers
Dig the kid
Cold play
Khalid
Maroon 5
Calum scot
John legend
Selena Gomez
Post malone( the music wizard)
Ellie Goulding
Christiana aquilera
A great big world
Rita ora
Clean bandit
Dua lipa
Martin garixx
Major Lazer
The night
Edsheeran
Taylor swift
One direction
Lewis capaldi
Sam smith
Ariana Grande
Kehlani
Billie eilish
Camilo Cabello...am even blazing my weed with some wizkid songs from the new album..
Am gonna smoke all day and all night

Arkmanbuddy:
Baba, all the wack ass Nigerian artists you mentioned don't equal Wizkid in "wackness" I swear, and he's a good artist to you? Mehn!!

All Wizkid's tracks lyrics for the past 5 years don't make up to a page of a fool's cap sheet! Nothing dey there! All na wack ass lyrics!

Righteousness89:
If these kinds of Battering, Panel Beating, Pummeling and Disfiguring Exercises are Happening now, I Begin to wonder the kind of Toture and Beatings that will be unleashed here on Earth on People who Refuse to take the Mark of the Beast after the Rapture of the Saints!

Ensure you are Fully Prepared to take off in the Rapture!
That's all I have to say

Jannuxajj:
that's what am thinking but I don't want to start simping again

JentuPrinz:
I swear na wetin pain me pass be dat..She no even ask me.Na dat very day i leave d gal but me and my padi still gather dey.

Jannuxajj:
so earlier I shared this about a lady am living with
https://www.nairaland.com/6215283/guys-how-handle-girl

People then advised me to man up and bone the babe. for the past 3 days omo I lock up ooo. steady reading masculine stuff in my room. This morning I got a big surprise. This girl that usually find it hard to cook for me brought me my breakfast in bed, brought me water she even came back to pack it. I have never seen her this submissive. She even decided to stay back home with me rather than going out.The problem now is this doesn't change the fact that am still a simp. How can I hold on to this dominance without spoiling everything. Advice needed

ahmedkoded95:
Former Presidential aid Reno Omokri has challenged General Buratai to a one-on-one deadly fight to avenge the death of unarmed protestors killed.

Reno Omokri reacting to the denial of the army of killing unarmed peaceful protestors challenged the General to a fight without weapons.

According to him, he wants God to use him to avenge the death of the slaughtered unarmed peaceful protestors at Lekki tollgate two weeks ago.

https://twitter.com/renoomokri/status/1322784407636377601?s=19[/quote]Isreal adesanya bin finish costa off don’t forget

JentuPrinz:
Nice talk bro..But d guy too don do many gud tins 4 me back den in skul.So bcoz he kon do one bad tin,i go kon fight am..?

JentuPrinz:
Back den in skul,I visited a bae.I even called her I'm coming.Wen i got dere,i met my friend at her place..D guy is nt only a friend oo,we're hostel mates/course mates.I was surprised to see him.I asked"Lala,aw far.. wetin u dey do here?"..He said he came to see one bae but d gal no dey around,so d bae is on her way coming.


So while he was waiting outside,my bae saw him and asked him to kom inside.So later sha,my friend(lala)went outside.


While my bae was busy cookin,i took her fone and started checking her gallery.Some mins later,i switched to her whatsapp and later saw her convo wit my friend lala.


I was shocked.Aw did he got her numba?.As i was reading their convo,omo kom see aw my friend dey spoil me 4 my back,telling my bae dat 'i did not love her,i av anoda gf'.As a perfect jentu man i am,i acted like notin happened.So i told her 2 stay away from my friend but she no gree.So i told her there's notin btw me and her anymore.
Till 2day,i no even question my friend abt wetin he do me.
Bros over Hoes.

mosdii:
That Lil' Break-Up She Initiated For No Reason
PROLOGUE.
Short Break-Ups: those brief periods when a woman just ups and leaves for reasons best known to herself that she'll never care to explain. and spend weeks and months out of the picture, only to resurface again willing to continue where you two left things off.
those short break-ups, they are not inevitable storms in Paradise, the woman is manipulating the weather....
1. THE SHORT BREAKUP AS A WOMAN'S WAY OF MAKING HERSELF IRREPLACEABLE.
When: usually at the early stages of the relationship.
after countless days and almost superhuman effort wooing her, a guy relaxes when the girl finally agrees to be his GF. however, as the guy settles down to enjoy the fruits of his labour, the new GF's real work has just begun... the guy who just won her heart has a car, a job and a nice place: everything a man needs to be happy; or to get another girl. for survival And longevity, the new GF's mission now is to blind the guy to that reality by becoming the man's sole Source of Happiness and by making herself Irreplaceable.
but how? she's broke, she's not a 10 lookswise and she's not the sweetest pussy in the land.
how does she make herself priceless to a man who has everything and irreplaceable to a man who has options? (he indeed can get another girl. He has options) : by taking matters into her own hands and engineering a storm that will break her man and subdue him unto her.
In nature, when the Lioness hunts, she first isolates her prey from the herd. alone, exposed, and vulnerable the animal becomes an easy kill. likewise, before breaking her man, the woman separates him from the "Herd".
How??
by acting CLINGY , like she wants the man all to herself. that's how a woman separates a man from the herd. friends And family are that herd. and so it begins, the Man's friends who're single the woman pushes away by complaining:" but you cant continue hanging out with your single friends, you don't have anything in common anymore.you now have me!”. My guy does those words sound familiar? Mhhmm?
Next her complaints are against those friends of his who are dating: "Your friends' GFs all hate me. maybe its because im a new comer...sniff sniff!" *insert fake tears here* and poof!!! the guy vanishes from his circle of friends. He figures he owes his allegiance to this woman he met barely a few months ago and in walking away from friendships that have lasted his whole life he feels he's doing his duty to his woman.
Lastly the man is seperated from his family. His visits to his family become few and far between. a combination of :"Your mother hates me" and"Your sisters are jealous of me"; from his woman now keeps him away.
the dumb love-struck puppy of a man is now separated from the herd. Whats-more, he doesn't immediately feel the absence of friends And family because the new GF is overdosing him with attention, love and sex. and so, inevitably, his life starts revolving around 1 person: the new GF. his WhatsApp profile now feature her pics with the words :" She' My Everything" blah blah blah. His money and resources only feel good to have as long as they are spent on his woman.
But then when friends and family have been cut off and the guy become fully separated from all who care about
him, totally dependent on the woman for everything from friendship and advice to sex, comfort and solidarity - when the prey has been fully separated from the herd - the Lioness finally orchestrates her Power Move and goes in for the kill. She strikes!!!
Suddenly, from nowhere, without warning, without explanation or any wrong-doing on the man's part, the GF throws a fit, moves out and withdraws her love. it happens so fast and at the highest sweetest point of euphoria when the guy is the most drunk in love and The most confident in her love... he's left dazed and lost in this darkest hour of confusion and mind fvcks. he has
pushed friends and family away, now pride and ego forbid him from reaching out for help and insight. he's in mental and emotional anguish and cant think straight. the once independent carefree bachelor finds he cant live without some woman who didn't even exist in his life a few months ago. his good life suddenly has no meaning. His money and resources no pleasure. he has been manipulated into looking to his woman as the source of his happiness. and the moment he fully cut off all friends And family and leaned fully and squarely on her of whom he had declared" She's My Everything", she stepped away, leaving him to fall.
Days of pain and confusion turn to weeks of pain that become unbearable. the poor guy is doing everything in his power to get his GF back. He begs and begs and begs through messages relayed via her friends, calls and messages. he apologizes for whatever he did to upset her.
after a long while; she relents and reluctantly forgives him, for whatever he did wrong. its never mentioned. (because it never existed). and every time the guy asks what he did wrong he'll get the sharp answer :"You know what you did" ; and scared to piss off his woman all over again he'll stop asking. The truth is, it was never about Right And Wrong, it was a power move. about Power And Control. moving back into the relationship and back to his man's house, the GF holds all the Power in the relationship now. the man has lowered his own value by begging her back. because in every relationship, THE ONE WHO LOVES LESS HAS MORE POWER AND THE ONE WHO LOVES MORE HAS LESS POWER BECAUSE THE ONE WHO LOVES LESS CAN AFFORD TO WALK AWAY ANYTIME BUT THE ONE WHO LOVES MORE CANT WALK AWAY BECAUSE HE CANT LIVE WITHOUT THE OTHER. from that point onwards, the relationship is on the woman's terms. and the man is forever dealing from a position of weakness. he's a broken man. a tamed stallion. where he was all confidence and command, his new vocabulary consists of weak
statements like :"I'll ask Joyce first!" and "Time for me to go, Sheila doesn't want me to stay out this late!" or "Happy wife happy life" blah blah blah.
the woman has done the impossible. She has made herself Priceless to a man with everything; and Irreplaceable to a man with options.
2. THE SHORT BREAKUP AS A WOMAN'S WAY OF CHEATING WITHOUT CHEATING.
When: usually at a later stage in the relationship
women hate cheating. especially if they really love you. yet sometimes a girl gets offered a dick her pussy cant say No to. or gets introduced to a man her heart cant say
No to. and so the girl does calculations in her head: cheating is an offense, a betrayal, that will cause
incalculable heartache and break all trust forever. on the other hand; she can pull the ultimate stunt: Breakup for a short while to be single and free to indulge... that way
No relationship, No betrayal, No broken trust and No guilty feelings on her part. she calculates breaking your heart through a Breakup is faster and cheaper to correct later than breaking your heart through Cheating. because breakups are not an offense so there is really no bad guy in the equation.
so the girl goes with option B: the Short Break-Up - to free herself briefly to cheat or to explore a possible higher-value relationship. and so; one ordinary sunny day she looks at you and says: "WE NEED TO TAKE A BREAK." words that hit you like a train that just appeared from nowhere. she'll give no reason why nor will she say for how long the break will last. she says "lets take a break" to leave a door open for herself. she's telling you she's going, but not permanently. she'll be back. and wants you on pause not playing on. she has things to do that she cant do while dating you. now, there are 2 things in this world a woman has to be single first to do with a clear conscience knowing she's not hurting any man: being a Nun and being a Whòré. single women make the best nuns and also single women are the biggest
whòrès out there. and being a Whòrè can be a 0 dick affair that's all about trying out a new romance with a better man at your expense, a 1 dick temptation or a fully-fledged multi-dick whòre-phase.
so your girl will walk and for the next weeks or months she'll avoid you, your calls, your friends and your favourite places (so the two of you don't cross paths). while you walk around in a cloud of pain with no relief, she's walking on clouds wishing it doesn't end. She is riding all manner of Dick and doing all manner of shet Or just going out on clean dates with a potential new man...... but all good things will come to an end. She will get her fill of Dick. Or that potential affair with a hottter man will fail to materialize. Either way she must return back to good old waiting you. her status updates on social networks will start conveying nostalgia and
regrets. and you, ever watchful and stalkerish, unable to move on, readily picks up on them, taking the hint your bird is coming back!
she'll start asking your friends how you're doing, if someone's taken her place. Your gullible friends will rush to you with news of how she misses you. unknown to their simple minds they're being played like chess pieces, preparing the way for her. because the minute they deliver the good news you'll drop any girl you may have started chasing and put your house in order. in time, communications will resume, meet-ups, ending with tears of reunion and sweet makeup sex. you are happy your girl is back.she's happy she found you waiting. you'll celebrate the re-union and rekindle the romance; but deep deep deep within her womb gallons of sperm from her sex-capade reside. who knows, maybe a baby is
even in the making.... who knows....and if a baby is indeed in the making guess who gets the fathering duties and costs??




Cc: ubunja


Read this DhanBaba

massalati:
If i share my own story here, i swear una go abuse me tire...let me safe it

Jessepaid:
I won't call you broke...you are just temporarily unable to dispense cash.. it happens to everyone..
Carry that 2k ehn... Go buy sharwarma and chicken chop Belle full
I know you like the girl but trust me freestyle her and next time, if you can't meet up to a woman's demands, never beg her to understand she simply can't...

DhanBaba:
My 4 month gf asked me for 2k to buy herself a palazzo
She profess to love me and I love her too sha
Due to my current situation, I can't afford to give her the money at that time she need it. Have been trying my best possible to raise it for her, even if its borrowing..
She asked for the money on Wednesday,which I promised am gonna give it to her on Friday due to my money expectations from someone, unfortunately I couldn't raise the money I called her I couldn't raise it,
I said am sorry, I begged her for not been able to raise it and promise to give her the money on Monday
To cut short, she stated acting strange that Saturday
This is how she chatted me below ..when I asked why is she acting strange...

Me: I don't understand, why you are giving me attitude since Friday night

Her: Nothing

Me: okay ooo

Her: ��

Her: I wanna say something

Me: all ears

Her: Bby u know that I love u right

Me: I know

Her: BBY I don't know what's happening to me nowadays
I wanna be alone
I'm not happy
Just give me a break ����

Me: I knew you are not happy
M concern about your happiness

What break is that

Her: BBY the way m seeing things I may make some bad decision
Trust me I love u
Yes I do
I just need a space for a little time
Wanna be alone
Wanna think
Wanna sort myself out
���

Her: I don't know what to do ����

Me: A break ���

Me: Wanna be alone
Think
Sort out
I don't really get it
But I understand

Her: Yes dear �

Her: I don't wanna put this relationship at stalk because of me
I'm not asking for break up
I just want little space that's all

Her:Would u wait for me ��

I really think she want a breakup
Or want to taste another guy
Or why did you think... Please advice

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Alexun:
I can relate with this... I gave her the break, later she took holiday, and when she wanted to leave for the vacation, she don pack her load sef before informing me. A 4 years relationship for that matter.

As for the Op, allow her do what she wants, but then, put your trust in God for direction. Cause, there is absolutely nothing you can do to stop her from going for the break.

IdontGivAfuck:
To cut a long story short

Is she from Akwa Ibom?

If yes Run for you life

If No stay

justscorchone:
We were friends before anything happened, we were cool,gisting konji talk hanging out and all, although I had the hot for her and she knew this , during our friendship she has been with 4 guys and they all left her for same reason. I never thought the reason was a big deal because I always thought clingy girls was sexy and I never experienced that type of love before. First month into the relationship the sex was the best I ever had, every encounter felt like something new. Until the real beast in her sprung its ugly head, whenever my phone rings she dives to pick it , whenever we go out she’s always monitoring and cautioning me on how I stare at people male/female, we always argued about bullshit things like why is your female friend calling you around 9pm or why do you have more female followers on Instagram or some other bullshit. I couldn’t deal man, before her I was celibate for years and I hated myself for breaking my vows for something that didn’t have a future. I told her it was over she held my trouser and said never, she followed me home locked the door and threw the keys out the window. All through this I was just laughing because I still thought it was cute a lady was this madly into me. When she started making calls and weeping over the phone I knew I had to put my foot down , I didn’t beat her but drag her out of the back door. I felt embarrassed when my neighbors came out because for years I have been living peacefully without any incident like this. She eventually left but later returned with her female friends to beg I didn’t let them in because there’s no telling what they might do, told them in the most kindest voice that they can’t force me to love someone my heart doesn’t have an atom of affection for anymore, she cried they rained insults but still left. After that incident I have PTSD when a lady shows too much affection towards me or use the L word, I run off before it gets out of hand. I keep them at arms length, if I could just have a baby mama I will be fine. Relationship gives me the hibijibis

Eva165:
I have had such an experience....that particular day, I told babe am done, although our relationship was 2 years nd. After I quit taking her calls I was like finally am out oo. The next 3 days i received a call from one man who referred himself as a doctor. He said a lady is dieing in my hospital now, her BP is 180 high,we have been trying to save her life but no changes. Imidietly another call came in,it was her father.This man beged me to forgive her duather that she is about to die.Although I refused to listen to any of them. In one hour latta the doctor called again that if I can see her through video calls,then I will understand why they all calling me.I accepted for the video calls, Everything about her changed both her color and she became so thin.She said that she will never accept the breakup and even the doctor and her parents was beging me to forgive her if ever she did anything wrong. Finally we are getting married very soon.

atmy1:
She brought out a knife and locked the door after calling my new gf that she would kill her if she ever set her eyes on her. She threatened to kill herself if I leave her alone. When I didn't answer she brought out sniper and poured in her mouth. I became scared and started begging her to spit it out. One of our neighbors helped me in taking her to the hospital and she fell sick for two months and I was the one paying the bills. After she got well I prepared to bail out and just leave her with everything in the house but she discovered and went to seize my laptop. I paid cult boys on the street who threatened to kill her before she revealed where she kept it. I left her in the morning crying her hearts out. I came back to pick something in the evening and still saw her crying in front of the house

SolexxBarry:
In this case i was the one that couldn't let go easily i begged, cried for 3 months did all i could yet she refused

Then i let her go got another babe and things were moving fine for 8 months, then out of the blues last month she came back begging, till now i don't know what to do cause i really do love her and my current babe is also an amazing person

Enudapan:
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so sophisticated

Visited the fine bae back then,
I dey whine her (I normally call her sophisticated iyawo)
On getting there, bae was with another guy
As a real odogwu, I brought out my mushin weed
Lit it up, give the guy some wraps, the bae was surprised,
I now brought out the stuff, I but for her, sat down majestically nd enjoyed it alone in there presence.. after that I zoom off
And that was the beginning of the End
Bae has been calling me up nd dan
Begging me, each time she comes around to give apologies I go still bang am, an afterward keep avoiding her..
Las las nothing come out joor

Dayoebe:
went to her house...

Roommate: She's not around
Me: I will wait for her
Roommate: she won't come back that day
Me: okay, tell her I was here.

I know something is happening inside. As a gentleman, I simply comot face... Went to nearby bar. I drank to stupor.


That's the last time I went there
Nairaland as made me alpha male.
Seun thank you o

Davash222:
Only a foolish person will visit someone without prior notice.

DhanBaba:
My 4 month gf asked me for 2k to buy herself a palazzo
She profess to love me and I love her too sha
Due to my current situation, I can't afford to give her the money at that time she need it. Have been trying my best possible to raise it for her, even if its borrowing..
She asked for the money on Wednesday,which I promised am gonna give it to her on Friday due to my money expectations from someone, unfortunately I couldn't raise the money I called her I couldn't raise it,
I said am sorry, I begged her for not been able to raise it and promise to give her the money on Monday
To cut short, she stated acting strange that Saturday
This is how she chatted me below ..when I asked why is she acting strange...

Me: I don't understand, why you are giving me attitude since Friday night

Her: Nothing

Me: okay ooo

Her: ��

Her: I wanna say something

Me: all ears

Her: Bby u know that I love u right

Me: I know

Her: BBY I don't know what's happening to me nowadays
I wanna be alone
I'm not happy
Just give me a break ����

Me: I knew you are not happy
M concern about your happiness

What break is that

Her: BBY the way m seeing things I may make some bad decision
Trust me I love u
Yes I do
I just need a space for a little time
Wanna be alone
Wanna think
Wanna sort myself out
���

Her: I don't know what to do ����

Me: A break ���

Me: Wanna be alone
Think
Sort out
I don't really get it
But I understand

Her: Yes dear �

Her: I don't wanna put this relationship at stalk because of me
I'm not asking for break up
I just want little space that's all

Her:Would u wait for me ��

I really think she want a breakup
Or want to taste another guy
Or why did you think... Please advice

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chatinent:
Hello fam,

davidhobo:
These beautiful girls are always the ones who are bipolar. My ex had similar characteristics- she was very strict and had anger issues (any small thing will trigger her off).

Over beautiful, over desirable she was, inshort she was/is a trophy wife, but with a lot of insecurities and little things could set her off, just like that. If we were on a whatsap call and she heard females talking anywhere in the background, she will just switch to video imediately and start quarel- who are those girls seating/making noise behind you(in a public place o). Why are they there, who are they? Ah, ah..biii, how can i know?

She never showed her anger traits in public or with others, sha..only me(though she was once told me she slapped a cab man who was trying to take advantage of her from ICM ikeja.

She jumped me publicly like twice-jump as in got angry and started to hit/slap me (in that feeble, female way though) and i was just pulling back while others were begging her to stop. Just because of a comment i made.

She omce threatened she.was ready to go to any lenght to get revenge if i ever left her, for wasting two years of her life. Las las..it is she that packed up and left and has made me an enemy. Though i loved her like kilode, she refused all my entreaties to come back, though i knew she had anger issues. She was an all round good person, her nacks was A1++++, but meehn, werey dey disguise and mean too, in some aspects, never wanted me around others

In your case, so long as she is not physically violent, you will be fine, she is just bluffing. Mine could just physically pounce on me inside house, for something as inconsequential as refusing to add her on social media(that she deleted me from, ab initio, from anger).

So as for you, you are doing fine.