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krattoss:
Bergas cloister for back gate...

DE nigga fuckup thoor

** you don't fvck with cultists..

Dem dey always dey on Highness before embarking on movement..

So just coordinate.. These Jew men won't hear.

NOW SEE A WAISTED LIFE..

Don't worry. When we catch and roast them alive, I hope you won't come here and lament and call Nigeria a zoo and whine about jungle justice. Instead of you to condemn these hopeless caricatures of human beings that gruesomely ended the life of an aspiring young man whose only offence was defending his property, you are busy typing rubbish. I don't blame you; you might be a cultist yourself. Birds of a feather...

GogetterMD:
Nna, spot on!
Nigerians disobey every reasonable laws of nature. Push a man to the wall, he has nowhere to run but to turnaround and fight, push a Nigerian to the wall, he will break that wall and continue running

If only he utilized that energy to fight off his oppressors, he'll be free and never have to run away again.

kennygee:
I don't even see how people think she is sexy. She looks like a washed out old hag.

Her boobsies even look like she's got implants, if those are implants, she should ask her surgeon for a refund. Boobsies looking like shot put balls dropped inside balloons.

That was mean!! Dayuum!

Women run to extremes. They are either better or worse than men. These witches are perfect examples of the 'worse than men' variety.
Sorry sweet kid. Wishing you full recovery.

Orikinla:

1000 Likes.
[size=18pt]Thank you. When I say majority of Nigerians are intellectually re-tarded; including graduates, it is not an insult, but a fact.
Communicating with them has been a great ordeal for me. Their lack of intellectual comprehension is shocking.

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Sorry to burst your bubble but this is amelia not quadriplegia. Amelia is a congenital abnormality characterized by the complete absence of limbs and used to be relatively common when the drug thalidomide was in use. Incidence of this disorder has greatly reduced following the banning of this drug and the use of safer sedatives in pregnancy.

Fearcom:
The same way it was said Jonathan would win and that there's 'no vacancy' at Aso Rock

Ha! I remember the song:
"There is no vacancy in Aso Rock
We need Goodluck Jonathan again
There is no vacancy in Aso Rock
We need Goodluck Jonathan again"
I believe it was Sunny Okposun that was the lead singer. Played more times than I can count on NTA during the electioneering period. Used to like the song, I must admit.

Nice development!!!

smartboy1:
3. SON: Mom, grandma is so annoying, I wish she will just die.
MOTHER: Idiot, it's your mother that will die not mine.

Buahahahahaha
Very hilarious. Once she comes to a realization of what she just said, the next thing to come out of her mouth will be "It is not my portion. I reject it, I reject it. Holy Ghost fire".
Buahahahaha

Depressing news I must say. With light crude now selling for a little above $38 and still on a downward spiral, I fear things are only going to get worse. Government should explore ways to shore up revenue in the face of this massive crash in oil prices and dwindling value in global stocks.
A few tips:
1. Raise VAT to 10% as opposed to the present 5%
2. Stop all fuel subsidies. At current crude oil prices government has no business paying subsidy to marketers. Indeed, by my calculation, a liter of fuel should be selling for #70 at current crude oil prices. In fact, it's the marketers that should pay a fuel tax to the government.
3. Revamp the real sector especially manufacturing and agriculture by improving power and road infrastructure and offering tax breaks.
4. Blockage of all sources of revenue leakages and a sincere anti-corruption fight that ensures that individuals caught looting the treasury serve jail time upon conviction.
5. Serious consideration should be given to further devaluation of the naira to a level that significantly boosts exports and enables the government to earn more revenue from its petrodollars.
My humble submission.

Heartbreakers! I hope they improve with time or else I'm changing club.

Causes of massive hematemesis (vomiting of blood) include ruptured oesophageal varices due to chronic liver disease, an aortic aneurysm that has eroded through the oesophageal wall and ruptured subsequently, a peptic ulcer that has extended into a major gastric vessel and eroded it and poisoning.
In our environment, the haemorrhagic fevers, in particular Ebola haemorrhagic disease and yellow fever, must also be considered.
The young lady needs to be handled by properly equipped medical emergency personnel and transferred to a specialist centre for evaluation and treatment.

Always match your expectations with your reality if you truly want to be happy.

Abdominal pain, abdominal distention and pallor in a girl/woman of child-bearing age are typical signs and symptoms of a ruptured ectopic. Agreed.
However, a neglected ruptured appendix can give a very similar picture since it will inevitably result in peritonitis and septicaemia with its attendant DIC and anaemia. Ditto for a typhoid perforation.
Being an emergency, there may or may not have been enough time to conduct investigations to shed more light on the diagnosis. So, the doctor bears little or no responsibility for the misdiagnosis. It is entirely the patient's fault.

doncharleyosumo:
I think this is a mathematical proof that something can come out of nothing, thus the Big Bang!

n/0 = infinity
Thus
0*infinity = n
where n is a positive integer
This is what proves to me that something can come out of nothing since, as the equation shows, nothing when multiplied an infinite number of times (which essentially is what space is, infinite) gives you something (the stars and the planets).

nerodenero:
Your mum might be reaping the reward of what she did to her own Mother-in-law. Your wife will definitely reap hers too for laying hands on your mum. Give the matter sometime so that both parties would have calm down. Appeal to both women and have them forgive each other. It's well with you.

Thanks

cococandy:
Why would she think such of your mom?
Does she have specific reasons or just hunches.

Haba even if she fears such (which BTW is kind of insulting to you if she has no reason to suspect your mom) she can always pray about her fears and not let them govern her.

Your wife needs to understand that fighting a senior citizen is not just disrespectful but very risky. They have brittle bones. What if mama fell and broke her hip (very common) or worse cracked her skull?
Wifey so would have had to live with that in her conscience for a long time.

I know I'm the one holding the phone, not getting slapped so it is easy for me to say but momentary gratification of hitting back can't compensate for the consequences that may follow.

Not worth it.

Really not worth it. Well said. Wish she could listen.

Cpumping:
u shd go dere alone first. try to calm ur brother.

ok

SmartChoices:
Hmmm hmmm perfectionist... Since you're perfect I believe you can make Smartchoices...

Not perfect. Just trying to be perfect. Which is impossible. But as they say, there's no harm in trying.

greatgod2012:
Another MIL-DIL thread.



Why is your wife suspicious of your mother?
What has their relationship been like?
Why will your wife refuse your mother to take her grandchildren's picture?
Can she do the same with her own mother?
This is what we're saying, your wife couldn't tolerate your own mother, but i'm sure she will with her own mother.
Anyway, let your wife realise that what she did is wrong, except you're the one who instructed her to do what she did. Then take her to go and beg mama. Before then, beg your mother to forgive you for your own sake and the little kids' sake to please forgive your wife, tell her (your mum) to always ask you what she want instead from your wife and thereafter take your wife to go beg her with all sincerity from her.

My personal opinion, please.

Thanks for the advice.

cococandy:
What is the cause of the animosity between them?
Get to the root to solve the problem.

You know most of us Nigerians are superstitious.
I've heard people believe that one can use pictures to do juju for someone else.

What is your wife afraid of that she's not telling you?


Uncle you can't leave your wife for that reason.
Let her apologize to your mother for hitting her back and getting into a fight with her.
Na old woman she be o. What if she'd injured her seriously in the fight? Old people are fragile.
She could have tired to endure the slap and wait to tell you when you get back (easy to say I know).

As for your mom, when everything is settled you need to talk to her.
I know old people are revered, as such almost worshipped and can do no wrong in the eyes of traditional laws. Still she needs to be more peaceful. The pictures don't belong to her. Since she asked your wife and your wife said no, she should have waited until you got back to ask you instead of slapping your wife. Is your wife a riffraff that can be slapped anyhow? So annoying

She could have even asked you before you left since she knows she doesn't get along too well with your wife.

Those two ladies she brought to visit with her, why didn't they stop the fracas before you got there?
I'm suspecting them.

For her to slap her DIL in the presence of visitors means it has been decided that she has and deserves no respect in your house. Sad.

Pls set the boundaries in your home o.

I don't know why women won't let their sons have peace in their marriages.

Thanks, Cococandy. Your advice is always appreciated on this forum.
As to the reasons behind their animosity I cannot say but I do suspect my wife believes my mother is against her and may want to harm her.
The other women present tried to separate the fight to no avail. Even neighbours assisted but they just won't let go until I came.
I've always advised my wife to avoid any situation that would lead to a quarrel or fight with my mother. I guess she chose not to listen.

ottizz:
Women! Why? Why? See how these people took something that is supposed to be a thing of joy and turn it into a nightmare for another person.

Nna, I know how you feel right now. But I don't understand why your wife would not allow your mom to take the picture. I mean new copies can be made, right? In as much as I don't like intrusions into the nuclear family, the onus is on your wife to make this one right. She had no respect for your mom. I don't care how mean your mom is with her. Your mom sustained a scratch, you say? This means your wife touched her. I don't care how many times your mom slapped her, what your wife would have done is to get up and go inside her room and let you deal with it when you come back. It is a no no for her to go into a physical altercation with her MIL. It reflects very bad on you.

Try and calm your mom first. Then have your wife go to your mom with the picture (framed), kneel down, and beg her for forgiveness. She also need to call those people present and apologize to them for her behavior.

I would not worry about the other family members. Your mom's forgiveness is paramount here.

My wife's behaviour was very bad and I've made her to understand that.

@ ZACHIE
Thanks for updating your previous post.
My wife called me while they were still quarrelling, before the fight started.
I hope to God this issue is resolved amicably. I've already started the mediation process but it's not easy 'cos my mother would have none of it. Her terms for reconciliation are rather steep, necessitating the departure of my wife from the home.

Cpumping:
I really dnt know wat to advice u. I wd b in a more confused state if I were in ur shoes. of course u cant leave ur wife. if u can get yr wife to apologize, I guess it wd quell the matter.

My wife would gladly do that but my mother has threatened fire and brimstone if I ever show up at her place with my wife.

ZACHIE:
yeah

Just yeah.
These are serious issues, bro.

Nairalanders, I'm in a quagmire! About one week ago, my mother came to visit my family with her sister and a friend. After the preliminary greetings and felicitations, I proceeded to take leave of my guests in order to go and service my car, leaving them in the hands of my wife after having provided some refreshments for them.
Now, my wife and mother have no love lost between them and barely get along but the joviality they displayed together in my presence combined with the fact that my mother's sister and friend were also around made me to believe all will be well and nothing will go wrong.
No sooner had I left home than I received a frantic call from my wife to return quickly that all hell had broken loose.
Upon getting home, I found my mother and my wife on the 3-seater going at each other with both wailing. I managed to separate them and proceeded to find the cause of the fight. I was told by the two onlookers (mother's sister and a friend) that my wife prevented my mother from taking some photos of the child dedication we did a few weeks back from the photo album. This incensed my mother and led to my wife being slapped following which all hell was broken loose. My mother even sustained a deep scratch on her face.
Now, my family members have insisted that my wife must leave the house for committing this abomination (their words, not mine). Indeed, my mother has told me in no uncertain terms that mother and son relationship has ended as long as my wife continues to remain in the house.
I love my wife and has two young children with her but this whole issue has complicated things.
What should I do? Your candid advice and suggestions will be appreciated.

anonimi:
You are very correct ...........to an extent.

I believe I'm absolutely correct!

The FG collects the royalties, excise duties, import duties, taxes from oil companies, importers etc on BEHALF of all the three tiers of government, not so?

I do agree with that assertion. It is a duty assigned to it by the 1999 constitution. It is doing no one no favour by doing that.

Therefore the federal government being the CUSTODIAN shares the monthly allocation to the 36 states and 774 LGAs. Do you agree so far ??

I quite agree it is a custodian of the collected revenues and shares same with the 36 states and 774 LGAs via the monthly FAAC meetings. However, custody is not the same thing as ownership. Otherwise, bank depositors' funds would be claimed by the banks. Ditto for pension contributions to PFAs. Hence, the FG cannot claim ownership of funds in the Federation Account by virtue of being a custodian of such funds. Indeed, it must be pointed out that the Federal Government collects the aforementioned revenues from companies and business concerns situated WITHIN the states, a task that could be better performed by the states if the constitution had so directed.

Kindly note that there are NO federating units in Nigeria.
There is NONE as all the 36 states and 774 LGAs are the creation of military DICTATORS who carved out 19 states out of one region and 17 out of three regions

I beg to disagree. The 1999 constitution clearly states that the 36 states and 774 LGAs form a federating unit. Never mind who drafted it. It is the grundnorm of the country.

Moreover NONE of the 36 states actually COLLECTS its own revenue that it in turn contributes to the federal purse as a federating body such that the federal AGENT can carry out assigned duties on behalf of the federating units with FOREIGN countries.
See the difference.

This, too, is a constitutional matter. And it goes to show that the states have more say financially than the Federal Government. Or, so the constitution intended.

It is very important that we understand these basic elements of our citizenship and "SOCIAL CONTRACT" relationship to the "STATE" at its various levels, which the advent of colonialism and military COUPISTS destroyed.

I do understand my rights and duties as a citizen. Do you?

anonimi:
Does anyone know WHY this Association of Pretending Crooks, APC Donatus General (DG) would actually admit that he is their ATM

Rivers people have you seen works worth the over N3 trillion Rotimi Amaechi collected on your BEHALF from the federal government all these years

I'm not holding brief for Governor Amaechi or the APC but it pisses me off whenever people say that states go to the Federal Government for monthly allocation. Nothing could be further from the truth. The fact is that BOTH the Federal Government and the state/local governments get their monthly allocations from the FEDERATION ACCOUNT which belongs to ALL the federating units. The Federation Account is NOT owned by the FG. It is not its private purse. Pls everyone should take note.

LoungeCEO:
7. The Food Zone

Oh Lord, please have mercy on this poor man. A bitch done food-zoned him. He wined and dined her and gave her his number for the second date and she stuck that number in her phone as "Free Food." Doesn't get much worse than this...

Free food?!!! Kai!!! Women are wicked!!! So, when he does call her, it'd be like ''Free Food calling''. Poor guy!!!

Good move on the part of LASG. Car horns are a major contributor to noise pollution all around the world. Horn only when necessary and save millions of road users from the harmful effects of unwanted sound, namely anxiety, stress and progressive sensorineural deafness.

Pronmix: I think it did, gave him money to congratulate his tenacity.

Nah! He's still going to die. That's if he's not dead already.

Pronmix: 2.
Frane Selak: Escaped from a derailed train, a door-less
plane, a bus crash, a car into flames, another 2 car
accidents... then won Million Dollar lottery!

This man must have frustrated death. If death could, it would have given up on him.

chimoz: Must you show the whole world that you are a medical doctor? There are thousands of medical Doctors on this forum but you won't hear about them, but you will go about advertising your temporary license. When you want to comment on threads outside health leave medicine alone and comment as a neutral Nigerian.

Do you have beef for doctors? The comment was not directed at you, yet you took it personal. Perhaps you are a JOHESUite. Perhaps.