₦airaland Forum

I come dey find the rug wey she cut

Look at her shining teeth. If na poor man she go say na sexual harassment.

ZonefreeAsshole:
People like zonefeee/geelbwoy can't even relate because na leggedis benz dey get 😅😅

I know you're female disguising as catfish just to troll zonefree. You try

If you like him, come out plain instead of being stalking sneaky.

donbachi:
Just pray make passerby dey around to video the event wey go play out

If not, you go chop charges

This is satanic

lilvicky68:
Instead of prostitution, you can call it transactional sex so you won't see her as a prostitute

Wisdom will not choke you

Merch:
Ashawo die,toto rest

Otilo

I no gree I no gree, na im dey comot person teeth.

My name is zaazu, I live in the zoo

FalseProphet1:
Because the penis is meant to be given to the woman as a gift. Men do not own their penis. Once you're a man your penis isn't yours, it belongs to your woman and it's the best gift you can ever give to her.

This I have seen.

Werey prophet.

Please anyone living in Lagos willing to accommodate me for just a month to jobhunt should text me on Whatsapp (number on my signature).

I don't mind paying for the 1 month. The moment I secure a job I'll move out. No jobs here in Akwa ibom.

turmacs:
I will not say anything at first. I'll just quietly remove like 3 Million Naira from his account and japa from the family, never to be seen again

To show you most women only care about themselves. Imagine this

You don't need our nairaland falseprophet to detect this red flag for you.

orohbiro:
The kind odour wey go dey come out for this guy armpit no be here o! Person dey smell like onions wey he come our school

Artist Clown of the year

A giver she is. Givers never lack.

dododawa1:
LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

They don give una new keyboard emoji. Una go litter anyhow

Every sector seems to be woke now. Clowns

MrBrownJay1:
SHATTAP you fool!!!!
unless you are virgin Mary, that child (that you got from a surrogate mother) has a father, whether you want to recognize him or not

Calm down oga. she offended you?

To men living to impress and please women.

Girls wey come hustle. Poverty na bastard.

But none of the oloshos look attractive to me from back view. If at gun point,I can manage the one on wrapper with do99y

BigBlackPreek:
Take a look at the the developed countries, you will see that, they all pay task even as small at it is, and thats how government generates money to fund the country

You will understand later

On your mandate I stand,

Ashiwaju Jagaban

Please cut the crap

Is Nigeria a developed country? An average Nigerian barely feeds well, you're talking about tax.
With 30k minimum wage yet the senators are getting massive cashouts. Don't be blindfolded

This Tinubu's government should kukuma strangle the poor already

Increase in virtually everything yet minimum wage still be 30k.

Westerhoffe:
Not yet…

Oh nice one. Be a good boy. Abstenence is the best.
Focus on your goals in life and achieve them cos some of these new generation of woman won't offer you nothing than overstretched puna.

Westerhoffe:
No… not in any relationship.

Oga u no dey fvck towtow?

Cardiac arrest. RIP man

Softhands:
Lol... I don install solar tey tey... Thank God o

You saw the future my man.

Your friend is a simp to start with.

End time pastor

Zonefree:
Oya, share your short time experience.

Lol if she share make I bend