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sean1000x:
I remember entering Ibadan last week...was hit by the smell of Amala right from the highway. I turned back and drove back to Lagos! I can't stand that rotten city!

but some stupidity and senselessness are inborn sha.its like peak

NLProblemChild:
Road to the uniiversity.. God will see us throughh.

=GOE
loyalty.

is haters your problem or people from your village?
People with attitude like yours face TANKE after a session.

Wish u d best sha but remember say ur mate don grad, serve, get work don begin family so go uni go study well o, no go join

bad/wehdonsir gang o.
No join oh baby
No join pepper dem
No join is our work o
No slay papi
No join moti mu alomo yo o
JOIN JESUS IS LORD CREW

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Sabipeepz:
I was just snoopin around and I found this lady on ig.

Sha see more of the booty here: http://sabipeepz.com/2017/03/29/photo-of-cute-instagram-model-with-thick-ass/

she no get name?

MrRichy:
am still trying to understand the Game Fayose is playing.












wetin even concern me

hanhan,he dey very easy na
Na next year him tenure dey finish naw
That time when u small,if u offend ur parent,no be the elders wey dey area u go call make he come help u beg ur parent?
Na wetin fayose dey take style do be that o

SalamRushdie:
What a lie? All these bloggers and lies yet gullible people are her congratulating them ...If Airbus makes a private jet can Psquare afford It because it will be even more expensive then the Boeing BBK..that's the pic of a rented Hawker 800.

jetting privately according to him means Rentage or chartered.
Una think say private jet money na beans?
Cost of maintenance
Parking/ hanger payment
Fueling
Tax
The psquare I know are business oriented peeps, they would have thought about all these things.



Make I sha dey observe una from my lapalapa tree, we tin I sabi?

Rapsowdee01:
Mumu.... Na u no sabi anything...




lo·gis·tics
ləˈjistiks/Submit
noun
the detailed coordination of a complex operation involving many people, facilities, or supplies.
"the logistics and costs of a vaccination campaign"
synonyms: organization, planning, plans, management, arrangement, administration, orchestration, coordination, execution, handling, running
"the logistics of deploying forces in the field"
MILITARY
the organization of moving, housing, and supplying troops and equipment.
noun: logistics
the commercial activity of transporting goods to customers.
"Germany's largest beverage logistics organization"

so what's big broda naija?
U be grade one didinrin

Ayima:
Every minute of my life, I keep on thinking how to get a job or have any small business doing that I can earn income.I am the first ever graduate from my family, every member of my family both young and old keep calling me every day to ask if I have gotten a job this is really bringing me down and i feel tired and weak right now. My family are very poor people, how I went to school is a very long and encouraging story.After my service I went back to stay with the man that trained me in school,he is not my family member but a kind man but the problem is that he want me to always stay in the house 24hours looking after his house and he is not paying me, how can I get a job with this kind of situation. I have sent more than 3000 cv online and I have gone for only one interview which I passed all the stages but later was disqualify because of my age.Please my fellow Nigerians help me, I need a job no matter how small i will manage, it is better than staying like this I am dying slowly.If you can help me with any small capital, I can go into any small business because I think I can do well in business too. Thanks and God bless you all in advance. Moderators please help move it to front page I need help.

bro, you are not alone.
If you look me well well,u go see me untop tree.
U don see me? I send person rope ni,he never come.


If you think u are the only one in that critical situation? Bro u lied. You case is different.
U still have money to sub
U still use a phone
U have somewhere to sleep
U are still able to atleast eat 2 square meal
U still have clothes to put on
U are literate
U are not handicapped nor disposed
Should I go on?
Your case is different.
Hope dey jaburata for u

But I still dey untop my own tree dey contemplate the fastest means to commit suicide sha!
Abeg advice me.
Shey make I hang or make I jump to death?

[quote author=PapiNigga post=55064504][/quote]imagine fine girls o.
I talk am, beauty doesn't mean being sensible or brilliant

Rapsowdee01:
What is Logistics ??

it is obvious
1)u no go school
2) if you go,dem u no sabi wetin dictionary mean
3) if u sabi, it is obvious you no sabi read
4) if u sabi read,den u lack comprehension.
5) if you don't lack, he dey obvious say u be mumu

Rapsowdee01:
6. Marvis

i love this babe especially the way she laugh,her laugh no dey reach/touch ground

Rapsowdee01:
1. Efe

based on logistics naw

Is that wizkid or Sisqo?
Shai I miss
Unleash the dragon
Thong song
Dance with me.
That time for Fgc ibillo,
Am that break dance boss.

Ovokoo:
Comedian, Seyi Law is showing his lovely daughter, Tiwa the ropes as he took her swimming for the first time preparing her to be a future olympian in swimming. isn't that just cute?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps2wMeonhdY

SOURCE: http://ovoko.com.ng/comedian-sey-law-gives-daughter-swimming-lessons-video/

i gat nothing to say.
because I will say something now and my oga at top will change it
The baby is so cuuuuuuuuuuguuuuuluuuuuutuuuueuuuy sha.
Don't quote me o

sonofspada:
The guy on the left is definitely brother to EFE nothing anybody wanna tell me

the kin witch wey u get strong o! How did u read my mind so fast?

[quote author=Earth2Metahuman post=55059938][/quote]who mumu pass now?
On my comment I got more than 200 like
And the stupid thing u said,u got only one like it goes to show how senseless and irrelevant you are. Your brain function according to ur words

progress69:
Abeg just stop this. If u hear the horrific crimes eveb in the developed countries ..u will not make a statement like every thing is wrong with Nigeria

Google the Craigslist killler, jack the ripper, BTK killer, etc.

do u pray any of the ones u listed above to be your portion?
I don't think so. What is bad is bad irrespective of the occasion or circumstance.
Let's condemn evil and shun violence cos I see no reason why u are giving instances.
Those instances,are they going to console or feed the families he left behind?

Earth2Metahuman:
why is this one paranoid?

Who cares if you chose to believe in azonto?

if I say God punish ur life now,won't people say am wicked?
Are u blind?
My opinion,what business of yours is it?

I truly need an understanding lady that we can start a beautiful life together even if it means her supporting me to do something great. I want a woman that will believe in me and see that we can build a family together.

Please don't tell me such ladies are not here, where can I meet just one.

i was at this same cross road 3yrs ago.
And I made that mistake though it's all a blessing now.
I had nothing on me and to make matter worst,I impregnated my girlfriend though unknowingly.
My brother,I suffered!!!
I have to do tipatipa introduction cos my fiancé family will not accept me without an intro.
I borrow tire.the beebee Intro cost me 80k
6months later,she gave birth.
Everyone abandoned me to source for naming ceremony's money myself.
Business was at a stand still. Nobody gree snap photo again.
Again I managed to raise 100k, my friends and some associate na dem suffer am sha.

Now comes that part that have always been hearing about.(pampers).
I use to think it was a fluke or overhyped.
90pieces of pampers, 3800 and it finishes in two weeks.
I almost died.
Wife has no job
Husband, a graduate no job, even handwork I relied on(photography) no gel.
I was living from hand to mouth.
Landlord's wahala,
Siblings pressure
Parents pressure
Child and mother's welfare priority
I have to rethink my life after all these.
Though it's not as worst as before but I thank God there is a bit, atleast 10% changes from before.

So my brother,with these little point of mine,
You should be able to make a decision.
INCASE MY STORY MOVES YOU AND YOU FEEL LIKE HELPING ME (COS I STILL NEED SERIOUS HELP) PLS HELP OOOOO.

Wetin be my own self, this beer again? Are you on auto refil?

jakandeola:
I was wit a friend he ask dat. he went to a shop were the sell. he has bin going der and d woman has a girl of like 16 or 17. he went to but sometin but saw dat the girl look biutiful cos her cloth make her cute. he told d girl dat shes so biutiful, d girl smiled. but d mother look him wit bad eye and hiss. why did d mother act lyk dat?

you and your friend are perverts.
With this ur trailer jam show English.
You better purge your mind before you do 18yrs in kirikiri

Amoyinoluwa24:
See earlier thread: https://www.nairaland.com/3707610/jumia-delivery-man-killed-port

Here are more Pictures of the Jumia Delivery man that was killed and dropped in a septic tank at Ada George axis of Port Harcourt where he went to deliver an iPhone and a bike on saturday.

Source: http://www.cambellsblog.com/2017/03/nigerian-police-arrests-three-suspects.html

this is so so bad,everything is wrong with Nigeria.
Even to hustle daily bread is even a problem.
He choose not to yahoo,
He choose not to steal
He choose not to rob
He choose a legit and stressful job
Yet he was murder
Rip bro. I pray u make heaven...



To the atheist, abeg Christianity is my religion
I believe in heaven and hell
I believe there is God
My opinion is my right so pls
Keep your thought and comment to yourself.

And sincerely,people have forgotten about her.
Talk is about ttt, gifty and kemen.
The rest has been forgotten already.
They should up their game

Anything Kenya is strong
Anything from Kenya is weird
President - weird
Citizen - weird *2
Kenya weed- over strong
With osogbo weed- extra strong
With kwale weed- extremely strong.

This man combined the 3 together after waking up from the wrong side of bed.
Jesus already forgave the people that killed him.
So who is he suing actually?
The people that are already dead and forgotten?

So who is he?
Jesus human right activist?

Toniecoxe:
More pictures

o boy see sweet clean ride o.
God pls pick my call on time,answer my prayers

oldfoolnigger:
perverts every where

when Oyinbo start to dey barb abolo?
Useless man wey I don think say na yansh wey wear g-string catapult

Jiji is a scam site,80% of what you see there are not true.
10% are partially true..


But oga,you are extremely greedy.
Normally u will get a fairly used 6kva generator around 150-180k not to talk of a fueless one which have never heard of.
Thank ur God he didn't show up,hypnotize u and use you for rituals

ThisIsNaijaBlog:
Housemates of the ongoing Big Brother Naija game show: Marvis Nkpornwi and Debbie Olu-Rise aka Debbie Rise, both looked innocent in these childhood photo...


http://www.thisisnaija.com/2017/03/bbnaija-check-out-these-throwback.html?m=1

Marvis resembles this Yoruba actress mercy aigbe

Emeks008:
Pls mail me so that we can discuss better

thanks I will

Pls is 100k enough to start small?
I mean any of the business listed above?
I want to start making smoothies but I don't know how to preserve them