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Romance › Re: Is This Guy Sick Or What Wrong With His Brain? by Perfecttouch(m): 11:06pm On Mar 27, 2017

LOGDAN:
Guys, what do you think is wrong with this guy

Romance › Re: Boyfriend Is Begging Me To Come Over To His House? by Perfecttouch(m): 9:31pm On Mar 27, 2017

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Boyfriend keeps begging me to come over to his house.

What's wrong?[/color]

mamagee3 you again?
What have we done to deserve this on nairaland?

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Most Difficult Age For Most Nigerian Men by Perfecttouch(m): 9:06pm On Mar 27, 2017

At this age,if you are not careful in this recession,you might commit suicide walahi.

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Computers › Re: Clean Laptops 4 Sale Cheap!!! by Perfecttouch(m): 7:11pm On Mar 27, 2017

paschu:
How long did you use the laptop? I want it now. Where are you located?

mushin lagos
I used it close to two years but if you see it,u will think I only used it for four months. It has never been worked on,it is neatly used

Politics › Re: BREAKING: Saraki Appears Before Committee Over Seized SUV by Perfecttouch(m): 3:49pm On Mar 27, 2017

NAIJASHOWBIZ02:
The Senate President, Mr. Bukola Saraki, has appeared before the Senate Committee on Ethics and Privileges over the seizure of a sports utility vehicle belonging to the senate.
http://skytrendnews.com/2017/03/27/breaking-saraki-appears-committee-seized-suv/

these people just turned us all into zombies,turned our senate to Fuji house of commotion.
Everything is now drama.
Ok o, I know one day,one single day
The thunder we have all been gathering,
The thunder doing press up
The one from osogbo
The one borrowed from amadioha
The one that is warming up
One day all of them will be ripe to strike and the will visit
SENATE HOUSE WHEN ALL OF THEM ARE SITTING

Celebrities › Re: Oritsefemi Moves Into New Lekki Home (Photos) by Perfecttouch(m): 3:38pm On Mar 27, 2017

CEOJAMIENAIJA:
The singer just moved into a new home and they say it costs him N400m.

More photos below.

but I heard he was evicted,thrown out from his rented apartment now!
Should we say he purposely spread that news so that when he moves into his new home,the news will ( shai I no even sabi wetin to write again)
Make I just dey look as things unfold from my lapalapa tree

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Romance › Re: Pre-wedding Pics Of A Young And Cute Nairalander About To Wed by Perfecttouch(m): 3:32pm On Mar 27, 2017

sochristy:
I just admire the simplicity of these two Nairalanders who are about to wed on Easter Monday 17th April @ Owerri.They are cute. Congrats to them.

beautiful bride, handsome groom my advice
Pls change your photographer.
Those prewedding pics are dull,you couples are ok but,
The pics on its own,the quality is very poor, 8/100

Romance › Re: Will You Eat? (pics) by Perfecttouch(m): 2:57pm On Mar 27, 2017

Chuknovski:
all that cash

i no like rat but if una go allow me fry am,I go try.
But if dem remove the rat
I fit lemz the rest for half of that money

Education › Re: Last Instagram Post Of UNILAG Student Who Died After An Outing With Man by Perfecttouch(m): 2:49pm On Mar 27, 2017

I talk am say na slay mama,
Slay bae
Slay torpeh
Advantages of posting slay pictures
1) u get so many likes
2) you get so many toasters
U can't say no to them all
3) u get many offers from guys
4) u get to ball and travel with yahoo Boiz
5) guys spends for you

Disadvantages
1) so much body counts
2) prone to diseases
3) candidate of death
4) you go change slaying style for devil tire for hell

Wetin concern me self,
This beer no dey finish?

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Properties › Re: A Bungalow Cornerpiece For Sale At Itire Road Near Mobil F/station Price:30askin by Perfecttouch(m): 12:05pm On Mar 27, 2017

ForDLoveOfGod:
A bungalow cornerpiece for sale at Itire Road, Mushin on a full plot near Mobil Filing Station (on the main road).

Price: 30m asking

Contact: 08053232954
Call today!!!

show pics I live in mushin

Romance › Re: Photos Of The UNILAG Student Who Vomited and Died After Outing With A Man by Perfecttouch(m): 11:11am On Mar 27, 2017

Slay queen
Slay mama
Slay bae
Themitorpeh is a bae
Dick that can not make someone scream,is that one a d.ick?
Mizz porch
Miss torpeh to porch and sexy
I slay like nikky

Those are all their slangs on facebook.
Sometimes I wonder what this world is turning into.
Small small girls of 15-22 and u already see them saying trash that even their grandma no fit talk for facebook.
Yahoo Boiz have spoilt this country cos it is them that flaunt for them,take them out,spend for them and then dump them.
When these sets of girls see that money is no longer coming from their yahoo bae,they opt for bigger and older men.
GIRLS,GIRLS,GIRLS
How many times I call una, be sensible,be decent ,be hardworking if not,
YOU WILL CONTINUE SLAYING IN HELL FIRE COS WHEN FIRE BURN YOU,you go give devil different types of slaying.

Wetin be my own self,this beer no dey finish?

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: H by Perfecttouch(m): 11:01am On Mar 27, 2017

kekakuz:
last week we called for people with Diplomas to come for an interview . we are still calling. we need 50 CVs
remember the pay is 30k and bonuses for meet target.
send your cv to amajolagbe@fortismfb.com
this is the last call

also we need channel officers from nasarawa LGA and Keffi

let us know when ur call reach ilorin

Business › Re: Bureaux De Change At Risk As Naira Gains More Muscle by Perfecttouch(m): 10:40am On Mar 27, 2017

omenkaLives:
Someone call that scum gobbling prehistoric Senegalese monument called Reno O'mockery to come read this and tell Nigerians whom to blame.

senseless old man,Reno is doing his job,we can't leave the APC to just operate without someone like fayose and Reno putting them in check.
During gej's era,you guys did worst.
Buhari has not even tasted 20% of what gej went through.
And before you start licking ur anus with ur tongue,I supported APC,I voted APC,I rep APC
Am not just a biased APC member

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Sports › Re: Russian Millionaire Announces Real-life Hunger Games TV Show Where Everything Is by Perfecttouch(m): 9:12pm On Mar 26, 2017

Them no go trow this offer to Nigerians?
100kg of equipment? I never reach there,I don win self.
If you fit survive for Nigeria amidst
Boko haram
Recession
Fulani herdsmen
No light
No water
Scarcity
Inflation
Lai Mohammed's lying
Sick president

Even 1000 bears no fit stop me.
Abeg dem fit just allow me apply?

Business › Re: 3 Unique Businesses You Can Start From Home With Very Little Capital by Perfecttouch(m): 8:44pm On Mar 26, 2017

importexpert:
.

boss are u booking space?
Pls do u give one on one tutoring?

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Family › Re: Happy Mother's Day: Share Your Mum's Photos And Pray For Her by Perfecttouch(m): 8:25pm On Mar 26, 2017

mattmobis:
Original Mama!!!! Live long and enjoy our wealth....

lol see photosupermarket

Celebrities › Re: Olajumoke's Photo Bomb Picture Rated No 6 In The World On A German TV (photo) by Perfecttouch(m): 5:39pm On Mar 26, 2017

kennys:
stop doubting ,so u don't believe God can change and turn your present situation around for the world to know you and recogn with you.

you people should stop quoting me joor,abi recession don too affect una sotey una no know wetin sarcasm be?

Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Suleman Gifts 26 Cars, Money To Celebrate His Birthday (Photos) by Perfecttouch(m): 5:11pm On Mar 26, 2017

shortgun:
1 Peter 2:2
King James Version (KJV)
As newborn babes, desire the sincere milk of the word, that ye may grow thereby:

.....now what?

are you minding that senseless goat? He doesn't even know the aspect of the bible to dish out

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Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Suleman Gifts 26 Cars, Money To Celebrate His Birthday (Photos) by Perfecttouch(m): 5:09pm On Mar 26, 2017

sarrki:
God is not a man that should lie

He's a clean God

Suleman is a fraudster

how much have you given out in your life?
Don't give me that "I give and I don't let people know nonsense".
Atleast he is giving and some people's lives are changing.

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Celebrities › Re: Olajumoke's Photo Bomb Picture Rated No 6 In The World On A German TV (photo) by Perfecttouch(m): 1:27pm On Mar 26, 2017

WebSurfer:
Can you not just be happy for someone ?

only sensible people will realize I was being sarcastic.

Celebrities › Re: Olajumoke's Photo Bomb Picture Rated No 6 In The World On A German TV (photo) by Perfecttouch(m): 1:25pm On Mar 26, 2017

[quote author=freeman4ever post=54962892][/quote]you still dey alive?

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Celebrities › Re: Olajumoke's Photo Bomb Picture Rated No 6 In The World On A German TV (photo) by Perfecttouch(m): 1:23pm On Mar 26, 2017

[quote author=freeman4ever post=54962892][/quote]

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Nairaland General › Re: I Asked Davido To Wear Condom But He Refused-alleged Baby Mama by Perfecttouch(m): 12:37pm On Mar 26, 2017

Errrrrm aunty,shey u fit lick sweet with nylon for the body?
U go enjoy am?
Davido na man with many styles naw.
Na him no 8 helicopter style dey bad pass

Celebrities › Re: Olajumoke's Photo Bomb Picture Rated No 6 In The World On A German TV (photo) by Perfecttouch(m): 12:33pm On Mar 26, 2017

What if this photobomb pics was planned from the onset?
Anyways,if na planned work,they chop go( won jelo)
Wetin be my own self?
This drink no gree finish since

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Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Johnson Suleman Forgives Stephanie Otobo, Reverses All Curses Laid On by Perfecttouch(m): 12:20pm On Mar 26, 2017

stane007:
The mother of Stephanie Otobo, was at Apostle Suleman's church Omega Fire Ministry today, to beg Apostle Johnson Suleman to forgive her daughter. The woman came with Stephanie's sister. According to Apostle Suleman's church member:

And papa told her that he has forgiven her and reversed all the curse, but that she must give her life to Christ totally........ Our God is good.... I'm proud to be an Omega fire member.....

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/03/stephanie-otobos-mother-sister-storm.html

lalasticlala

watching from my lapalapa tree,

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Jokes Etc › Re: Nigerian Guy Comes Out As Gay, Looking For A Wealthy Man To Marry (video) by Perfecttouch(m): 3:48pm On Mar 25, 2017

ovokooo:
This Nigerian guy has come out in a video as Gay and is looking for a married man to be in a relation ship will will eventually lead to marriage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nbe6oKh0N0M

SOURCE: http://ovoko.com.ng/nigerian-man-comes-gay-looking-rich-man-marry-video/

Cc: mynd44, lalasticlala

u mean this burnt offering is gay?
Even if na woman he be self, I no go fit use cloth cover her face straff, vomit go dey catch me

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Jokes Etc › Re: Nigerian Guy Comes Out As Gay, Looking For A Wealthy Man To Marry (video) by Perfecttouch(m): 3:47pm On Mar 25, 2017

ovokooo:
This Nigerian guy has come out in a video as Gay and is looking for a married man to be in a relation ship will will eventually lead to marriage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nbe6oKh0N0M

SOURCE: http://ovoko.com.ng/nigerian-man-comes-gay-looking-rich-man-marry-video/

Cc: mynd44, lalasticlala

Jokes Etc › Re: Official EFCC At It Again....lol. by Perfecttouch(m): 3:41pm On Mar 25, 2017

meskana212:
See the response a twitter user got from officialEFCC.

the name dey disorganized true true.
That guy hen,
Second recommendation loading for him

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Jokes Etc › Re: Photo: Craziest Picture... by Perfecttouch(m): 3:35pm On Mar 25, 2017

ferdvict2:
One word for him.

op
1) that's a photoshop
2) that's adekunle gold
3) he can feed you for a year,
4) u need a job

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Politics › Re: . by Perfecttouch(m): 1:55pm On Mar 25, 2017

jullty:
[color=#000099][/color]w

so it is a grown up man like you that keeps typing and reasoning like a fowl?
You need to visit yabaleft also.

Romance › Re: Lady Gets Drunk, Passes Out & Poops On Herself At Bachelorrete Party (Graphic) by Perfecttouch(m): 1:48pm On Mar 25, 2017

I was actually eating beans
OP THIS IS FOR YOU

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