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Gentlelife50:
Lol, e tire person.
Especially these girls, the way they ask one will think they want to give u directions.
some of them that ask where are u don't even know where they are just tell them u are at kunle street the next thing u hear is 'where is that?'

Hahaha. Quite true, was having a bad day yesterday and one girl I called on a rider order.

Me: Hello Goodafternoon
Girl: Oga where are you?!

Me: Feeling irritated already, I'm at Anfield
Girl: Where is that?!

Me: I thought you knew it.
Girl: Follow your map, how many minutes should I wait for you?

Me: Anfield is quite far but I'll join you in 6mins
Girl: 6mins is too much. Bye.

Na so I rest continue dey watch match. She didn't cancel. Me self dey use one Orijin follow up the match till 10mins she called me.

Girl: Mr. Man, where are you na, its been more than 6mins.
Me:

smile11s:
If we don’t have okporoko, then what is soup?

I don't eat Okporoko and I still enjoy my swallow. So soup must go down, Okporoko or not.

Nna'nna anyi didn't die because of lack of Okporoko in the early 1970s.

The borders are not closed! You have anything to import... Go through the ports or cargo.


All these tears na from smugglers.

No more complaint of rice now it's stockfish small time we will complain of no Knockouts to blow at Christmas!

sonnie10:
Money they should have saved to buy better shoes and coat for job interviews.
That is how one come to my office with shirt that was still smelling like okrika

With this your poorly structured sentence, I think he actually dignified you visiting your office with such shirt...

pope191:
The only thing that can make me drive empty to the island is if my client need me at a particular time and destination trip is not helping, d way I'll b frowning inside the car self, for me working is not by force, if trips r not coming, sleep will obviously come or I use my head to figure out other things. I can't guaranty any price as work may melt someone sometimes, but positioning and not going to all trip still remain d main tin, outside that where u set out from for the day is also important. Most times I start work from surulere have always been a drag. But if I find myself around ogba or Berger ard 7am... I'll gently drive down to omole estate and isolate from drivers, I don't set destination or bother to cancel short trips going to magodo 1 or 2, ogba or ikeja, I take dem as deh come, as long as its not 10 30 yet, your chances of getting long trip is still cool... Most times I can do short trips from omole to magodo, magodo to opebi, opebi to alausa, just within the axis I'll make 5k, from dia maybe ard 12 noon get a trip to V.I that 7k5 from V.I/ikoyi lekki may pop in, if it gets to chevron that around 2k (9k5) and if u find a trip back or further to sangotedo, ur money keep increasing, but once I find myself back to phase one and my dash is displaying 12/13k ard 5/6pm... I'll gentle set destination trip back to ogba and gently go through d back door to Awolowo rd, if I'm not getting a trip worth 2k I'm not leaving dia, most time u get surge ard that time. You can consider a trip to you and drive into unilag (Sure zone).

Cc: perkins

I concur!

pope191:
One can gross 15k in a day, dia barely a week I don't do 16/18 but I make sure I don't joke with Friday and Saturday, Monday is always another sharp day for me. But Tuesday and Wednesday, let me just say it is well

Oga pope please teach me na... I've never gross 14k since I started

Return the goods. Take whatever you can get from it as refund and start from there. The border is closed yet the ports are opened! Even cargo is there!

Do you want me to be feeling pity for you for smuggling? And doing illegality? And you question and spit on yahoo boys?

No... Its one and the same please.

kodred:
15k gross is very achievable. Over-achievable dey worry am sef.

If you dey online from 5am to 10pm ceteris paribus and you no gross 15k, then the oil for your head need topping.

Leave all these oil and grace issue. Just tell us how it is achievable and over achievable. Who knows... We might be swimming in mud water while thinking its the cleanest stream.

Freshprince91:
12k fuel to make 70k? Bros may be na electric car. The average fuel that could deliver that sort of return can't be less than 20k.

Whoa... I was just being generous. That's why I said minimal. Maybe you get an offline where you have to wait without burning fuel.

I got one since on Wednesday. Offline 4hrs! The guy go just stop for him office and ask me to wait. I go wait (8-12pm). He will ask I take him to his wife office in Marina (Another wait) till we will finally move.

pope191:
15k on Tuesday and Wednesday nko?

In every 70k gross... There's always a 12k fuel (Minimal)

Kala11:
I greet everyone in the house.

Pls elder, I need urgent advise on below

Now we can answer you....

You don't have to trouble yourself with TIN, if you don't have it just coin any number and put it there. It works! Yes that how most of us did ours, don't be scared it won't have any effect on your remittances from uber.

Go ahead and do the needful.

adsmaster:
What's the best strategy to profit from uber 20trips?
I meet a driver that said he wakes up very early on Monday and position in Kelli phase 1, he only accept short trips withing lekki phase 1, and makes sure he stays till he hit the 15trips then.. Then after that he starts positioning for long trips....which is working folks? Let's talk earning strategy-these is one of the reason the thread was formed

For me... I don't really select trips but if by Wednesday I'm not on 15trips already, I blow empty to lekki and use the short trips to complete it twenty though depending on the time.

Then rest on Thursday. Friday I fall out by 6-7am and do a few school runs once I find myself on the island. No coning back till closing time 8pm.

Friday-Sundays are days I make my rental fee. Other days are for Me and a handful of maintenance. Na so my Oga Tojahh teach me.

thebigkendo:
Offline trips are the compensations

Abi gala and lacasera dey compensate hawkers when motor jam dem?

Walahi you don madt

deedee44:
I used to do it before, if your rating is below 4.0 I willing Will just let your request slide. That was before water pass garri

I once picked a rider whose rating was 3.78.
I thought it was an error until I paid for it. She killed me with attitude and refused to pay the displayed fare because that was not what was displayed on her app before booking irrespective of the traffic we encountered. I just told myself, served you right Perkins!

Chuwaa:
Uber and Taxify is no longer premium service!

This is the sad reality

radautoworks:
that's not cause but I'm throwing side eye. Flush radiator

Like a carwash will? Or there are specialists for it?

GAZZUZZ:
Replace radiator with brand new unit. Stop using water that is what damaged the present radiator.

New radiator?

daddytime:
Uncap your radiator, turn on the engine and look out for the water bubbling. If it doesn't, water pump should be the culprit.

Will do that now.

radautoworks:
Which kind of car, how often are you filling, is pouring water the only way you've checked for a leak? By "working well" you mean not bypassed?

Its a 2003 Honda Civic

I refill only in the morning (except when it overheats along the way)

No. There's coolant though in the last week I only refill with water. And no leaks from anywhere under.

Yes by working well I mean bypassed straight to the battery.

daddytime:
Water pump, a clogged radiator or a leaking one.

Radiator seem fine sir. The car overheats when I use AC at the highest most times.

izzou:
Is the radiator leaking?

Or maybe water pump wahala? I'm just guessing sir

Nope. Radiator not leaking as I have checked several times when the refilling. The water pump that I can't tell. The thing just dey make me weak. Two riders cancelled on me yesterday because of overheating.

My car dey overheat even with the fans working well.

Please what could be the case?

tojahh:
EOD.... That's it. The young man explained to the rider and even asked her to cancel giving reasons.

On Saturday at lekki phase 1(1:59am). I picked a female rider, we got talking she told me the ride she earlier booked, the driver didn't cancel and promised her he'd come but she waited 20mins no show and she doesn't know how to cancel, she even restarted her phone the thing was still there, called the driver, he didn't pick, called and called no show.
I just told her maybe the guy got car problems.

So stuff like this... Sometimes some riders and some drivers no get truth. Na survival of who frustrate pass

Bros how far? You don travel? When be the matter again?

pocohantas:
I hope so. The only thing I know I condemed is him calling her a prostitute and I maintain my stand on that.

But prostitution is a job after all. Whether we agree or not... People erks a living from it.

izzou:
Nobody is blaming the driver for rejecting her trip.... That's not the issue

The issue was how she called him a TAXI DRIVER and he responded by calling her a PROSTITUTE

No Izzou you're changing the narratives. The rejecting of the ride even with a genuine explanation warranted the smeering SMS and hence his response.


Now.. A MECHANIC has rejected my car because of his reason, and I sent an SMS dats y you're a MECHANIC! Now you can only reason it because you were not the one outside at 12am being dragged because you couldn't render a service you signed for.

thebigkendo:
Some of us are not here(this thread) all day sir
So pertaining to you question: I just saw the bobo this morning and i am seeing your post just now..
If you choose to believe me or not.. Na your wahala, not mine

Peace!!!!

Don't worry, I and your boss has entered a peace accord. In the next general meeting, hopefully he'll inform you.

anonimi:
Please drop yours let us swallow too.
Thanks.

No bother bro... Whenever Gazzuzz don't support a thing.. Always watch the space for his asslikers to follow suit. Or you think he just read the Bobo just this morning? Nope he didn't. He had to wait for the validation of his Boss before he could take a stand.

Meanwhile expect him to start mentioning others to come see and throw shades like they're known for.

peeps4u:
Used to. I'm now a born again .
But a bottle is too small naw

Hahaha. No let am set you up o. Baba no be one bottle man o.

Good evening Chief.

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