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AutosRe: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by Perkins1: 4:45pm On Mar 17, 2020
dru23:
Thanks for your help, I will sort it out on my own
You don't know you can sort it out yourself before you carry your big head come here. You think she's one of those that lick asses because they want to please an oversize meme fill individual.

Oga go sell your engine oil make you no dey do pass yourself.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Perkins1: 3:32pm On Feb 19, 2020
kintus:
Can you stop responding to this guy already please?


We are taking this issue of operators licence, LASDRI AND and Hackney permits too personal.

At a point like this, I expect everyone to be calm and pray that the best becomes the outcomes of this issue.

My opinion though.
Was at VIS (Unilag) today to get the hackney permit but they said server down. Pay and wait you will be sent an SMS.
I said lai lai I no pay shi shi.... I wan go use the money buy fuel to work for night.

Met a funny scenario theregrin one VIO guy face was shifted and the other staff were all laughing as he narates his ordeal. Learnt an uber driver with a Camry beat him up while all his squad could do was to remove the guys back platesgrin. He told them it will never be well with that uber driver... Aye é ti bajeé Omo àlegrin

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Perkins1: 3:27pm On Feb 19, 2020
Blackbishop:
Ccnigitri
Ccc pope
Cc jaydee
Abeg house wetin b d price of Honda Civic 2005/06?
And how much Dem dey give am ontop HP?
House abeg it's urgent
Look for tojahh... He should have first hand info on Honda Civic for you.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Perkins1: 11:38am On Jan 31, 2020
Donte101:
Pls, anyone with a softcopy of weekly rentals agreement should send it to my WhatsApp: 08036404392.


Thanks
I get for sale
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Perkins1: 5:24pm On Jan 06, 2020
calabardick:
House, I have a little story to narrate, it's kinda funny and long.

On Friday night I was at Badore with a friend, when I left his place I decided to go online with the hope of closing by 11:30.
Few meter from his estate I got a request from one nasty lady.

Rider: oga where are you?
Me: good evening, please kindly check your app you'll see my exact location.
Rider: oh, please don't give me that app location shit, where are you?
Me: good evening, I'm few meters away from your house.
Rider: what if I don't answer your greeting what will happen? Please I requested for a ride not greetings come quick I'm late.
Me: I'm here by your gate

She came out of the gate, entered the back seat, I didn't bother looking at her, the next she said was their usual, you can start the trip Mr. Greetings, I responded "thanks ma"

I started the trip, destination was DMATEL hotel, Lekki.
When we get there she called her guy to come and pay, the young man came out, this is where the drama begins.

Rider: baby I'm here (she wave thro the window), then jump out of the car, gave him a tight hug.
Boyfriend: oga, collect this for your new year (2k)
Me: still on my seat, collected the money and I recognize him (my trainee)
Rider: ingrate, you can't even thank me
Me: I called the guy by name (Collins), I stepped out of the car


what I experience about life is; what others does to you doesn't count, it's your reaction that determines your reward.
Wow.... One thing I just picked out here!

Stella called Collins to come and pay for her ride! SMH

But truth be told... If na me, walai talai she don x the job be that!

I'll inform her in her presence. We can't work with a personality like yours.

From the narative, she's worse than the guy that was choppered out of the field because he showed a Lagos boy character. Now you allowed her stay even fought her battle. Guy, no no no no be so.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Perkins1: 5:11pm On Jan 06, 2020
Not at all I wasn't mocking him in any light. In fact woe be unto Me if I mock him! How can I mock someone who is trying to steady his ship legally?

Nope! Not in my character. And for those who lambasted me, please endeavor to look inwardly and between the lines of postulations because gifting assertions. We are in this together.

Meanwhile... Congratulations my mentor @tojahh. You always will say, Baba impossible is nothing and here you agreed again. I wish you all the best. No wonder you were just all boisterous on 31st (Your birthday).

To all who seek, they will get. God be with us all.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Perkins1: 11:06am On Jan 05, 2020
Felicity... Abeg do make you get car drive. You're responding too much to everything and everybody and this only points to one thing


Underutilization.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Perkins1: 9:33pm On Jan 04, 2020
All these clout chasing and subtle innuendos should have stopped last year Jor.

You don't tell a man how to handle a situation you were not a witness to.

Like they say, no manual in life even twins don't live same life.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Perkins1: 10:39pm On Jan 03, 2020
Felicity001:
Let me share an experience with you guys.
3months ago I picked up a rider at the airport and dropped her off somewhere around Ikotu.

Madam said she liked my services and my car AC so she booked me up for an offline trip to drop her at the airport 3-4day after.

She doesn’t mind my distance from her house since she could hardly get a ride that early morning from her area to the airport. She has tried severally according to her.

We settled at a and pickup time was 5:30am meaning I’ll have to wake up as early as 4:00am and definitely leave my house latest 4:30am on Saturday morning.
As guy man concern wey get responsility and rental to pay na I decided to do TDB on the island on Friday and along the line I had a puncture on one of my tyers. One thing I don’t joke with on car is Tyler and breaks so I Tried to get a vulcanizer on the mainland but couldn’t I then got a trip to surulere then from there found my way to Maryland junction.
Vulcanizer yapka everywhere, I bought hot tea y baba dey Bleep nonsense commot for the tyer body. Under 30min he was done.

I enter Allen from there do one or two trip within checked my time it was just 2am or there about, Ikeja was going dead even with my two apps on over 30min no request. Menh! Oya na, na to enter house be d next tin. Got to Abule egba within 5min road free like the way that leads to heaven.

Had a quick shower, enter bed, jumped up after like 1hr+. Do one or two enter road. Was very close to madam street only for me to get a text message from madam “I’m already on my way to the airport please don’t border coming again”. The cold wey enter my body enh I almost run enter trailer....

Ok I thought wise since I’m out very early make I just start hustle na... on a trip to the island lasma arrested me and I ended up parting 11k that morning.

Since that day I vowed never to do offline trip again unless the person pay me part in advance.
Dem go soon accuse you of not being human and behaving like that we (they) condemn. grin

If by now none of you have contacted the guy for the 3k offline, you better keep your fingers and continue looking and learning like you cunningly admitted.

Spits
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Perkins1: 9:45pm On Dec 09, 2019
ajoks533:
Baba my arm and leg dey ready to pay and drive the car away from him if he is willing to let go...
See me off camera
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Perkins1: 2:31pm On Nov 29, 2019
Ogbunigwe2018:
Alvin, Is this you?
Oh yea it is him. Now humbled.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Perkins1:
ARIINI:
Hello great partners.

Hope business is on great.

I need a reliable driver for a Camry 2003 model. Location is Lagos.

Please who can make good recommendations for me, and what advice would you offer?

Thanks!
CC:

Trust him to be the best partner for you.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Perkins1: 7:10am On Nov 27, 2019
In registering for Ocar, do you have to do another vehicle inspection or I don't get it.


Please..

Regardeeeee
RomanceRe: Confessions Of A Rough, Rugged And Raw 9ja Guy (Me Against The World) III by Perkins1: 6:55am On Nov 27, 2019
Na me fess read amugrin
RomanceRe: Confessions Of A Rough, Rugged And Raw 9ja Guy (Me Against The World) III by Perkins1: 2:33pm On Nov 22, 2019
FatherBona:
[s][/s]
Dude seriously shocked
Maybe
SportsRe: Wilfred Ndidi Is Nigeria’s Highest Paid Player In Europe by Perkins1: 2:19pm On Nov 22, 2019
anigbajumo:
Almost 27mill per week and around 108million per month.
Why you tell us in naira na embarassed
RomanceRe: Confessions Of A Rough, Rugged And Raw 9ja Guy (Me Against The World) III by Perkins1: 2:05pm On Nov 22, 2019
FatherBona:


You don't deserve to own a smartphone.
When you finish asslicking and clout chasing you go dey alright las las.
RomanceRe: Confessions Of A Rough, Rugged And Raw 9ja Guy (Me Against The World) III by Perkins1: 9:44pm On Nov 21, 2019
Alicapapaya:
And so he finally came back... MS, welcome back.... Miss you so much on nairaland (I know we relate well on WhatsApp). Can't wait for the official kick off here.

Kenny my PA, we get work oh... So make we tie our belt Weller for them...

If anyone as much cause any trouble here, we stop update for one month...

If anyone copy a and past a long update only to comment 'Nice one bro' we stop update for one month again

If anyone seek for dedication and we check his or her comment mumu, we stop update for 3weeks

More rules coming up again....

One love everyone, am sure 4 to 5 years go don make us mature pass all I stated up there, so make we respect our lane Weller.
You've bee noticed.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Perkins1: 11:02am On Nov 21, 2019
Peacemaker126:
You they mad which soldier I tell you say I be soldier is giving a car to driver is a bad thing right before u talk read first I tell u say I be soldier and who and who warn me not to take driver
Bros relax, no be him dey owe you money. Relax everywhere go good las las
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Perkins1: 8:39am On Nov 21, 2019
cindybaby22:
The way you guys reason amaze me
Seems it is a war against uber drivers, that is the only thing i can deduce from your post.
I am an accountant, i import ladies designers & wears to sell at wholesale prices, do u think i included it in my CV? & Do u know what i make from it? So because it is not in my CV it is of no value? This is kinda funny tho lol
You're just one of the sensible person I'd meet online.

Very clean with words and reasonable. I give it to you.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Perkins1: 7:52pm On Nov 16, 2019
northbird:
Boss, don't be bothered, you will get good riders that will shore up your ratings.

There are inherently good and bad riders on these platforms.

I don't get it, these pampering of riders on toxify pisses me off, customer is right, hehen , they r paying , hehen n so,

because you r paying, I shd enter the lagoon with d car or destroy the car.

Becos you ordered a car, I should destroy my shock absorbers cos of you.

Baggage that danfo will refuse, you want to stuff it into a sedan.

Even as big and powerful as an aeroplane is, there is a limit of luggage you can carry.

The Pope. The ratings shall rise again.
I'm fighting a case with them on Twitter even now.
AutosRe: Auto Section Is Crazy! by Perkins1: 7:35pm On Nov 16, 2019
Hahahaha. See how all of una dey shout cyberpeace upandan because una boss just introduced the word to una grin.

When person no let una bully am, una go begin shout Cyberpeace grin.

See how una quiet for Andman thread because una Boss don sign peace accord with him and closing deals. If na before, una for don dey mastubate on top baba thread like do with Radautoworks.grin

Anybody una boss no agree with or sees as a threat, una go run come out come stand solidarity like IDP children. Hahahahaha


Cyberpeace kill una dia

AutosRe: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by Perkins1: 5:36pm On Nov 13, 2019
luvinhubby:
Engine without steering pump, alternator, adjuster or kick starter.
But how much is the transmission? 2003?

And does it come with the ATF?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Perkins1: 5:32pm On Nov 13, 2019
ndubuis:
These kids I have in my car right now, a 13 year old boy and the 12 year old sister, coming back from school and behaving like absolute morons. They have been fighting and constituting all kinds of nuisance in my car. Just wondering the kind of kids being raised these days in this country. Their parents have to be ashamed of themselves.
Don't play nice... Caution them, we were taught THE SOCIETY OWNS THE CHILD not ironically the parents.
EducationRe: My Mum Is Making Me Depressed With What She Said To Me by Perkins1: 5:26pm On Nov 13, 2019
Sue your mother! This is a crime against humanity.
TravelRe: QATAR AND UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES Part 3 by Perkins1: 4:59pm On Nov 13, 2019
NONNYG:
Your journey with her ends at the check in, you can't cross her
Yeah bro, after checking is what I really mean. Thanks I'll orientate her and instill confidence on her to continue her cross.


God bless you baba. Keep doing your genuine hustle sir.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Perkins1: 4:53pm On Nov 13, 2019
Oluwabengz:
So una no know say Taxify drivers wey dey run shift on one car dey? One works in the morning and the other works at night? And the one that works in the monring is the one that has the driver account.
Exactly what someone Postulated... Saka or induced!

It is common place these days especially those that has swore the car will die on their hand since their owner partner has declared war on their rental.
TravelRe: QATAR AND UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES Part 3 by Perkins1: 4:45pm On Nov 13, 2019
NONNYG:
Tell her to check in very early so that she will have enough time to either battle/negotiate with the idiots, she can hold like 5k , 500 naira denominations. In as much as I'm not in support of the bribery, those motherf**kers can make one to miss his/her flight.

Tell her to hold enough BTA & hotel reservation

She should ignore any airline staff that will approach her asking her to pay like 10k or more that he/she will cross her
Okay good thanks bro.

She's my brothers gf and he has saddled me with the responsibility of helping her cross the hurdles till she board. I am very bold and smart but I don't want to spoil things with too much gra gra.
TravelRe: QATAR AND UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES Part 3 by Perkins1: 2:43pm On Nov 13, 2019
Perkins1:
Please guys how do I take someone through MMA bordering pass. She's a first timer going to UAE.

I read those fellas at MMA are broad day rogues. Please help me with guidelines on how to handle them.


Thanks and God bless all genuine hustlers.
huh
TravelRe: QATAR AND UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES Part 3 by Perkins1: 10:04am On Nov 13, 2019
Please guys how do I take someone through MMA bordering pass. She's a first timer going to UAE.

I read those fellas at MMA are broad day rogues. Please help me with guidelines on how to handle them.


Thanks and God bless all genuine hustlers.
CrimeRe: Armed Robber Nabbed With Stolen 32-seater Toyota Coaster Bus In Katsina by Perkins1: 9:25pm On Nov 11, 2019
A whole 35 seated bus! We never add lapping and standing o.

Chai... Baba why na? Na only you wan do Christmas?

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