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ladycomfort:
. Guy no vex make I see the dick to comfirm. Contact me via florenceflower18@gmail.com

That mail address is non-existing. Let's get serious if you are serious. Drop your valid mail address or PM me if that is a better option.

In K. Bello's voice, "i don get alert, God win". Na the alert be that i swear.

You can let the husband know without diclosing yourself to the husband for security reason. Get a random Sim Card and send the husband the "eye-witnessed" encounter and direct him on how to go about it to catch her red handed. Mind you, all these through SMS using a random Sim Card. I'm sure you wouldnt like to be involved if event turns sour between them.

Is Mimi, the AY's fiancee in AY's Crib show the real wife of AY, the comedian in real life? Who knows?

petkruz:
What's there if you caught your man doing masturbation? I masturbate my man when i'm on my period and he's Hot.There's really no big deal there,it's all about 2 matured adults understanding their sexual lives. She should grow up abeg!!!

That would be a lovely sight to behold. When is the next session coming up? Would love to be active partaker in it.

ladycomfort:
. I don't actually remember talking to you. Small dick guy.

Small dick? Far far far from that. InfacT, you can only hate me if you hate 'big dicks'.

deramarks:
really after almost ruining my morning?

Lol. I never ruined ur morning nor intended to do. We were also chatting and no strong feelings were attached to it. Why didnt you reply my PM?

deramarks:
. Lol! If I am not a virgin nd am lyin to be a virgin may I die young IJN but, if am a virgin nd u re sayin am not a virgin nd u even said I had sex 5 days ago let GOD judge u have a nice day thomas

Lol. Did you really need to go that far by swearing? Come on honey! No seriousness is attached to most things on internet. You didnt need to do. What if i was just joking around with you? Dont always take things too serious online pls.

#JustABrotherlyAdvice.

But all the same, it's a good thing meet a virgin today. Do you reply PMs? I want us to be friends on WhatsApp.

deramarks:
. It will not pain meeeee as I know u re just talking trash :-P

I'm not talking trash dear. I'm posting the reality. I'm sure you had sex at least not more than 5days ago.

deramarks:
okay den swear I promise I wud swear too just swear dats all

Do i have to swear? I dont think so. You are the one to swear to disclaim the allegation. Like i said, your face depicts that of a girl with regular dicck penetrating her p*ssy.

deramarks:
yes I wud only if u wud also swear dat u re so sure I have been.

I know girls who have regular sex (at least 3times a week) by mere looking at their faces. Your face as seen in the pic is an epitome of this claim.

ladycomfort:
. Yes if you can pay me well. Contact me via florenceflower18@gmail.com

Who pays who? The one who is in need of 'big dicck' to satisfy herself or the one who has 'big dicck' and ready to use it and satisfy the needy?

ladycomfort:
. Hope you are not part of those with small penis. Most guys have small penis. Only a few are gifted. I hate small penis

That is what he was talking about. Those diccks you referred to as 'small' were the normal ones our mothers were enjoying sex to the fullest with our fathers, but you see, today because of how loose some of you girls are, the said 'normal diccks' are now rated 'small'. I've big one sha incase you need my services.

lepasharon:
Pls educate yourelf. Lots of sex does not slack the vagina....shettt

What slacks the vagina then?

deramarks:
Eh hen! Good tin I heard diz now so nobody will blame me for not wanting to have sex till I marry, because no mata d amount of break ups I get. I won't let any man slide in till I wear the white gown nd whn. I do that I'll only prefer one type of *u know what,

Can you boldly swear that you've not been fuccking?

That is endtime girlfriend. God is punishing you for the fornication.

Marvinspeed:
Ok, so you want to eat her cake and her friends cakes too.

If possible, it would be my pleasure. Those girls have me thinking about them all. But i still stand with the one i prefer most over others.

Targaryen:
@OP this one is not difficult na!! c what u will do is this, try to strike a conversation with the one u really like when the others aint there, just pretend like a good guy with a good heart, collect her digits, add her on whatsapp and confess to her on whatsapp that she was the main reason why u striked a conversation with d other girl, u wanted to use the first girl to get to her, tell her she is the one u really want to be with.

You are the boss mehn. Will give a try over this.

firstEVA:
Sick perv. So when you find a prettier lady tomorrow, what happens? dog.

What if there are no prettier ones tomorrow?

Mademoiselle24:
Thank you o....Can u just imagine.
Obviously he doesnt know what he wants. This isnt love abeg. Its lust. Especially when u are already imagining what is between their legs. hehe......

OP how about u get close to them and find out other things about them that are not physical before making up ur mind or ur own idea of a good woman is just her physique??

Seriously, i am one dude that gives no compromise to a girl's physique. Believe me i value girls with my specs of physique first before any other thing. There's no where i would genuinely love a girl who is not convincingly attractive to me physically. That is the truth.

Vikkie14:
NTORR i have a spare key

Will not open my door, trust me.

Vikkie14:
Coming back

Come back now or else, i would lock the door. Lolz.
Space Bookers Association of Nigeria (Nairaland).

Well, this is a true life situation i'm currently into. I was in this betting shop for the first time sometimes last week to place a bet whether luck go shine on me when i noticed that one of the shops there is used for hair dressing saloon. How did i know it was hair dressing saloon? Well, i saw this pretty damsel coming out of the shop and i was "wow, who is this heavenly sent angel" and immediately i made move to trace her. Tactically glancing through the shop, i saw other beautiful girls in the same shop. After playing my games and was still hanging around to observe them more, the three girls working there indeed came out one after the other for different purposes and i had the full view of each of them. The first one i saw seemed to still retain the position of the prettiest among them. She was average height, pretty face, chocolate complexion, carried very lovely hairstyle at the moment, my specs in terms of physical attraction particularly her hips region...appreciably wide. Just then, i made up my mind to go for her. Luckily, she came out to go fetch water and as a sharp bobo, i followed her immediately and she was responding well. I collected her digits and we agreed to meet in the evening after she must've closed from work. Unfortunately rain spoilt our plans. I travelled the next day and only came back days ago. Well, i went there again yesterday and believe me, from the physical assessment i gave to them all, she should be the third girl i should want among the three girls there. I mean the other two girls seemed far much more prettier than her contrary to my first day observation. Was i blind? That is what i dont know. Not like she is not beautiful. She is, but i think if i should get any of them for a serious relationship, she shouldnt be the one. Now the one making me go gaga is this one that is bodily fleshy, nice face, looks calm and homely, enough hips that keep me in constant imagination what is inbtwn her legs(i guess something lovely is in down there), taller than the earlier one and seems simple in nature. The third girl is also beautiful which i would love to have too but to pick one out of all, i go for the one that was described as the second.

Now, the problem is, what do i do considering the fact that i already had conversation with the first girl and she gave me her digits. How do i play to keep her aside and go for this one that keeps reminding me i will need to take a babe back home for mamma one day? I'm scared the first girl might've already told them (the other two) i toasted her. What do i do? I really like this other girl and i want her for real.

Andyblaze, i think sense is now sold in the market. Go get yourself one.

GspotAngela:
Philip Effiong is the real civil war hero on the biafran side. He didnt run away, he stood his ground and surrendered because he knew the odds were stacked against the biafrans.

However, ojukwu, the initatior of the war, who once boasted that he would fight till the last drop of his blood, eventually ran away to Abidjan after commandeering a plane that was meant to airlift sick biafran children.

Alhaji Shehu Shagari later granted ojukwu amnesty in 1982. In 1983, ojukwu contested in the Senatorial election, he also contested in the 2003 & 2007 presidential elections and he lost woefully on all occasions.

It is highly preposterous that a man who fought against Nigeria, later came back to Nigeria and participated at various elections in the same country that he fought against.

Do you love to get hit right at the GSpot? Tell me how you love it.

Estharfabian:
I'm uglee...I don't talk to handsome guys...

But i made mention of my love for ugly girls.

Estharfabian:
In Your dreams ....

PS------i'm from mbaise...

I know Mbaise and i might possibly know your compound. Which village in Mbaise?

Durenttt:
#Fact
people turn lesbians bcuz its the safest sex in the world.
You cant get any disease from kissing, licking c.unt, finge.ring, suckin bpoopbs. Infact i luv lesbians
#Teamlesbians

Who told you people dont contact diseases as a result of doing the bolded? Only if you know the microbes inhabiting those places especially with those untidy girls.

Btw, lesbianism is not good for you. Dicck is the only good thing for you.

Durenttt:
Dont say wat u dont know. Lesbians ar nt after goodlooking girls, so leave dat lady alone

Are you a lesbian? As in, are you saying from experience?

Estharfabian:
ka keh daya mbok!


Oyinberibe !!

I'm sure the bolded is the only Igbo word you know.
Btw, can i see how ugly you are? I love taking a peep at ugly girls.

Estharfabian:
Ebot!!!!!!!
it's Calabarian language for "goat"..

Are you Calabar?
Unam Ikot. Mma Ino.

Estharfabian:
I'm so not giving You my time sweety...:p

My Advice...Stop being Rude, Kay? I Might be the one to save Your life eventually...

Yibidy! yabidy! Yab! That's all I see from the shii You posted...

oh fûck!! damn! I just Gave you my time!

Does that change the fact that you were ugly and probably still ugly? Who wanna groove around with an ugly girl? Even guys under high spiritual konji dont want such, how much more fellow girls when elegantly and porche-looking girls were available?