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scantee:
i understand ur tricks but it can't work and it can never make me divulge their users IDz here, i have over grown taken praises frm men, so needless of me telling them to speak out, why not become a contractor instead and join the contractors lounge thread for contracter partnership instead, than moving around looking for free job, i doubt if any thinking person would ever employ you with such mentality. Enjoy d new year.

So what do you feel like now? A semi god? Whose best bet is to promise jobs and cant fulfill even one?

scantee:
could you please stop this ur madness on my threads? Gush! Gush!!

Oga, this will never stop until i or someone else testify getting a job from. You cant come to nairaland and stay all through promising us jobs and no one gets it from you. This should be a challenge to you.

Btw, happy new year.

Champella:
Is she a Luis Suarez that is always disturbing central defenders with his movement on and off the ball?


Kid Sister is fine though.


But boss, you no do me well o. Since i don dey warm up for touchline you no gree put me for even 5-a-side.

scantee:
bro i still have u in my formation for our next match, just dat dis new government just made the away match tough for nw, 2016 will be full of home matches, u will score goals before end of 10 matches.

I cant wait to see the day someone will come here to testify the grace of God in the area of employment through Mr. Scantee.

May be your business is fake, thus people patronise you with fake currencies

Such sex is always the bomb...crazy you mean. Believe me i love it that way. Her screaming and shouting to fucck her harder is a sight zero to none.

#ILoveIt.

Drchristian:
see pain. which one pain u pass?

No pains at all! As you could see, my comment didnt bereft of any hatred against your post. I only advised you to get the right education before coming back to post another.

Drchristian:
This thread is self explanatory and is to every lady out there that wants to know if he's the right partner to plan your future with.

How do you know your Nigerian boyfriend is lazy bone? without much ado, let's go straight to the center of gravity.

1. : He's always broke. If your boyfriend is always complaining of lack of fund and cannot take the financial responsibilities of things such as, shoping, house rent, food e.t.c he's not worthy.

2. -X He smokes weed. Weed smokers are like monkeys that's happy with the bananas but doesn't knw the bananas will later cause their ruine. Guys that smokes weed can be loud, outgoing but they are d worst type of boyfriends you can ever imagine of keeping.


3. He procastinates responsibilities that must be done and shifts the blame on you.

4. He's always having time for sex/demanding for sex than the betterment of the relationship. he simply wants to use you and dumb.

5. : Have you ever watched him argue, fight, carrying sticks and bottles e.t.c weapons before he can defend himself or disrespecting elders? dont be impressed by such display.. he suppose to resolve matters amicably in a more matured way rather than to fight.

6. Is he a chronic gossiper that cannot keep secretes of the relationship? it simply means he's lazy and immature with it.(double wahala).

7. Does he pop pills, alcohol before he can perform sexually? you dont want to marry such man.

8. Is he of help in the house chores like cleaning, cutting grasses in the garden/compound, washing, can he cook?

9. Is he having a reliable and secured job? This matters in every relationships.

10. Lastly, boyfriend must be more of action than end time talkatives...who only knows how to see your mistakes without seeing theirs. tosyne2much will belong to this category.

11. He must be hygienic.

cheers.
Lalasticl.ala pls do justice

If i were you, i would devote myself to acquiring better and more useful education than wasting away the precious time putting up this thrash with unimaginable blunders. Smh!

wizaro:
OP....for your ur mind u be badoo.. I hail u sha... Bwt.....op dis na December oooooooooo d scarcity no reach ur side...

Scarcity is a product of mindset. If you dont imagine scarcity, you wont experience scarcity.

suzzy16:
hmmm

'condoms' portrays multiple rounds. Do you like multiple rounds? Not just after the first, he's gone and gone for real when you are still in need of more.

mentorandfriend:
Plenty were burnt to death. I have about fifty graphic pictures on my phone currently.

Fifty? That is pretty much. Were they all workers or they were affected by the blast radius?

Unfortunately, till this very minute, i still do not find gas usage comfortable for me. My phobia for gas no be here.

intbizoil:
my man i will advise you as a senior brother if you continue like this you will welcome poverty with full force. Even if you wanted her in bed you shouldnt have spent so much. One thing about money is that it will give you the impression that it is in abundant supply and you will spend recklessly but when poverty hits you hard you go know say money get wings. Enjoy your xmas responsibly.

Niceman4u:
Hey young man! if this ur story is true then u must b a man dat deserves pity! Hw much dd u giv to ur Mum, Dad or siblings for d xmas dat u r spending upto dat amt for just a fling?
If u r too young to get married then focus nd ur career nd if u ve reached the age for marriage why nt settle down wit a gud homely girl nd build ur life.

You people should visit a thread called ashawo beer parlour in sexuality section and see how dudes spend bar on bitchhes. 12k wasnt really a big deal for such fresh fish.

So why the rush now? What happened for the past 16yrs that David Mark was there swallowing all alone the constituency allowances? Oh, he thinks he can still deceive his people by bringing in a-one-man contractor for a project that would sure be abandoned once he's again declared the winner in the re-run?

It's obvious his people are tired. His best bet as things stand is for him to quit politics and go sit down and enjoy all the looted.

By the way, enough of this his back and forth representation. Must he be the only one representing? If others are not given chance, how would the people experience diverse effect between to political personalities? How would they know if Mark is representing them well or not if another person is not put to test?

David Mark, pls go and siddon. Your time don pass. People no longer want you.

missangela:
Did you use a condom?

See Jamb kweshion!
Oga, i used condoms..not a condom..

Haters, stop hating! You've not been able to add more digits to your census this xmas period.

I was in the market earlier this week precisely on Monday to pick some stuffs for myself and for those i have to show xmas grace to. While in the market, i walked passed a section where hair-stylists were furiously busy braiding hairs of the girls who came there to make their probably xmas hair. Well, spotting beautiful ladies in such gathering is no surprise actually and sure i did spot two or more who caught my fantasy. But there was this particular one i liked mostly and wanted her so baaadlly.

How did i play my game to have her?

Going straight to toast a girl in such gathering could fetch you an embarrassment you'd definitely find it difficult to forget in your entire life time. As a sharp dude, i had to apply wisdom (what they say is the greatest gift in life) on dealing with this. I went back to the place, told the very hair-stylist who was making her hair that i want to make my hair. She was laughing that i wasnt serious but i insisted i was serious. After getting her desired attention which i sought, i excused her out for a minute and opened up to her plain that i so madly like the girl she was plaiting her hair and ready to have her at all cost. She again was laughing thinking i wasnt serious. Well, i asked how much was the cost of making her hair. She said 3k and i said i will pay for her hair. I gave her 4k, 3k for the lady's hair and 1k for her. I gave her my number to give to her after letting her know i already paid for her hair so she can reach me. I equally collected her (the hair-stylist) phone number so to keep in touch with her.

What happened thereafter?
In the evening of that very day, i saw a text in my phone as thus: 'thank you for paying for my hair'. I called and we talked for a long time. We agreed to meet on Tuesday for a date and it did happen. Yesterday as it was Wednesday, i took her to a show and after the show, we headed straight to my crib. With all her initial gra gra of 'i dont stay late at night', 'i dont sleep outside my house' etc, she finally crashed in crib.

Was it possible to break the walls of the 'Jerusalem'?

Well, it wasnt easy for her to allow me have access 'down there' but impossiblity does not exist in my life and thus, i finally had my way after convincingly had her mind changed by telling her how much i love her and want her for keep. Lol. Women, very easy to convince.
I must say she worth my 12k investment within the short while. Let's see how things go. If it is good, we ride on, if the opposite, the census must continues.

#ChristmasGirlFriend.

misspicy2:
okay,with all due respect sir your opinion has been noted and discarded now run along DIOT

This is one of the reasons you've been unable to find a serious man. You spend your life destroying yourself and be 'forming' hard to get, meanwhile other girls are getting hooked up everyday.

misspicy:
funny,sorry to burst your bubble though,its my way of joking around.

That is 'forming'. You are in no way joking. I and everyone else on this forum have all seen your seriousness on the matter over the while.

misspicy:
NO,why did you ask that

Nothing much sha. Just notice that you are searching. Expand your search area beyond the forum.

misspicy:
11 is the real deal my brother,True Talk
even lalasticlala will agree

Is your sole aim on this forum to find a husband?

slimbless:
Really So u know about the school? That's cool.
My school is not a federal school, but it was named the best state university in 2014 by United States Transparency International Standard USTIS, u can always goggle that.
U can come to the school and ask about the achievements of the students locally n internationally, n stop deceiving urself with that "Federal university thing " and keeping living on past glory, dat is if there is any. Unical of all schools sef
And thanks for the enlightenment, I now know that Convenant university, oduduwa university and the likes are all federal universities.

Sorry Mma if that had actually offended you, but that does not change the fact that some so called universities including the one you mentioned are 'glorified secondary schools'.

#Fact

NanciaKay:
Sex! Abeg call ur G

But i never told you 'sex' is what is in my mind. And if i need sex, i should go for where i can get fresh spirit e.g. YOU!

#WhatSayYou?

peeparty:
GREATEST MALABITE.

Greatest Malabite!!!

How many Malabites and Malabresses do we have here?
#ProudlyMalabite

slimbless:
Na wa o OP, u posted schools without posting Adekunle Ajasin university Akungba, AAUA. Without dat school, ur list is incomplete

Did you actually expect all sort of 'upgraded secondary schools' in the name of university to make that list? Hell no! That school you mentioned is an advanced secondary school, therefore, it does not befit the list. We are talking federal universities.

#ProudlyMalabite

So what of we wey never see how the 4-walls of a university classroom look like before, which one we go come like now?

DiarisGodddoooo. Lol.

NanciaKay:
I pitty u oooo! u really hv many spirit in of you. Dint you read the op's message? and u want to add more spirit.

I'm ready to add more spirit from you to mine. #PlsGiveMeSome

Joke aside, do you know what exactly is in my mind right now?

NanciaKay:
NAUGHTY MIND . THEY R PREACHING, AND U ARE THINKING SEX.

Looking at ur pic, i also think sex. Those fresh and spotless laps are tips of what to expect 'in there'.

con3man:
Sex is .....

When i put my pestle (dick) into your mortar (pussy) and pound (thrust) it up and down. Lol.

Op, if these were to be true state of sex, believe me no one would remain 100% ok on earth again. Sex is what it is...fun and procreation. Nothing more, nothing less.

a2space:
I am a 37 year old bachelor and I must confess that never in my wildest dreams did I ever imagine that someday I would be desperate to get married. When I was in my twenties, I used to hear of desperation amongst ladies to get married but I never clearly understood the feeling. I felt it was a "lady thing" until I got to the age of 34yrs. One day I was in my bedroom suddenly I felt the rush of emotions come upon me so strongly that all of a sudden started making me feel desperate for marriage. By the following year the desperate feeling became like torture and the loneliness was so depressing. I could no longer stand it when I attended weddings to see other young couples getting married. I could no longer stand it when I hear people discussing marriage around me.

I became like an object of fun in the office when they would call me "the oldest bachelor". I'm telling you, the feeling is not funny at all. Even when people innocently ask "Hey, why are you not yet married?" or "what are u waiting for?" It's a question that I just can't take emotionally. Though I'm doing my best to tie the knot soon but I must confess that it is a feeling that I don't even wish my enemies to have.

If me as a guy could be feeling like this, I can just imagine what single ladies of marriageable age are passing through emotionally.
For those of you reading my post, it is my prayer that you all get married at the right time and age so that you don't have to pass through the same emotional trauma of loneliness and desperation to get married.

Your acclaimed 37yrs old, is that a kind of 'football age' or true age cos i know young men of that age and above not desperate for marriage at all.?

So just becus of rice, people should be voting for him? These politicians must've really taken the masses for granted. Five (5) cups of rice and you sell your total wellbeing in the next four years. So what happens after finishing the five cups of rice probably once? Smh!