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IamBae:
Team B
No äss sha

Where has your a$$ gone to?

Is that supposed to be a sign of love and sincerity or what.

She actually works where she meets alot of guys daily and each time she closes from work and we see, in the process, she would be telling all that happened in the day including those toasting her and requesting for her digits, plus those that may drop a token before her just to buy her mind. Is that really love?

murphyibiam15:
you are humans we men think are living angels
you are humans we men think are living angels

Stop showing your naivety, unexposed and untelligent traits on the public. Speak for yourself (not men) if you were so dumped to believe women dont poo..

lepasharon:
There is such a thing as courtesy.I only sh1t in my own house!

But as poo can sometimes be unpredictable, if you suddenly develop a running stomach, what do you do then? I guess you would want to attempt holding it back till you rush back to your house? Well, there are some you can skillfully manage it till you get to your comfort zone, in others especially the watery ones, you wont dare to attempt holding that sh!t back for a second, else you disgrace yourself as eveything will forcefully come down and mess ur clothes big time. Not everthing really matters in this life especially things that have to do with nature. Your BF sh!ts and thus he does not expect less from you?

osedvgirl:
see small pepeye oooo


I pity him oo, fine guy like this, or are you sure its not arrow from his village

Why are women so conscious of dicck? Of all the body parts, the very first place your eyes went to was 'his down below'. Why?

*laughing*

Inconclusive relationship/love. Lol.

IHate9ja1:
Smh,mi o raye iranu!
Lol @ security guard.

I don talk my own finish. The least person that might help you in life is the one you so much hope on. Diversify your hope bros! A lot of fraudulent personalities flaunt on internet.

IHate9ja1:
You dey mad,him na H.R abi CEO
This isn't politics,stop wailing!

See you, you wey don beg for work taya and the dude dey use you dey play ten-ten, till today not even a security guard position has been considered you into. Dey dia dey deceive urself say u dey do boi boi to one iddiot who cant even help himself let alone helping another person.

Watching in 3D.

Nothing should be 'do or die' affair in life. If he's fade up with the job owing to the demand the job places on him, i think he can hand over such lucrative pay packaged job to those of us who need it.

Hasn't he heard 'business before pleasure' before? Believe me, if he considers quitting the job, he should also consider declining majorly in most aspect of life in terms of being able to afford goods in life. He knows the lifestyle he's been living earning such package and if he resigns now to concentrate on his business which expectedly to earn him 200k, he shouldnt forget his lifestyle will also revolve around 200k. The wife when she begins to experience shortage of cash for make up and other frivolous things they do, the real side of her will emerge as all aready know and if he fails to handle things properly in such scenes, she will gladly dump his sorry ass and move to the next dude who earns good package. Also, he should also consider the future of his children. That is why he is a father to them. Work even harder and lay good foundation for those kids pls.

Adaure4ever:
Depends on what u are going to tel me, but don't like it sha.
Its not a matured act

But there are girls you may never get to meet them again after the 'accidental' first encounter and you wouldnt want such a girl to slip you by. What do you do in such situation if you shouldnt approach her right there?

Madness.com.go.com

whiteandblack:
My s p e r m is mixed red and brown...and am really worried about this. I have just had an unprotected sex with a lady but that has been a while. So please is this colored s p e r m normal or do i need see a doctor. I need your serious contributions to this..no insult please. Thanks in advanced.

You are WhiteandBlack and your sperm is Red and Brown, if you mix all the colors together, what are you likely to get as a result? I'm sure you were taught Fine Art in your secondary school and color mixing was one the areas touched.

scantee:
Bro am sorry if ur hurt, i owe you no job appointment, you just showed more reason to....i am not the type that help people and brag about it, but if i open a thread here naming the number of people i have helped for the past 5yrs on Nairaland you will quickly swallow back ur words. You spend 99% of ur time on Romance section creating only sex related topics, yet you wish for manner to fall from heaven for you. Well ur comment ur opinion.

I already knew you'd be hurt by the truth, obviously what others failed to put it straight to you cos of one reason or the other. The truth they say is bitter. But who cares? In as much as i tell you just the way you deserve it. Thinking you can deceive people here by claiming you have helped quite a number of folks through this forum, mr man, that should be the biggest lie just before the end of 2015. You've helped probably no one let alone numerous. Stop bragging! Anyways, your type fills internet so you are free to go ahead.

Well, my 1.5% performance as awarded is just cos of ur presence here. Remember in exams, even if you fail to write anything on your booklet, the fact that you are present and your name written on your booklet, that alone automatically guarantees you 1mark. That is the one (1) i have awarded you. The remaining 0.5% was by mistake, but you can still go with it.

#HappySundayMrJobProvider

scantee:
sorry but i was tag 5% so i have to mello down...lol

The 5% IMHO was exaggerated. Your performance in terms of providing the necessary help people seek from you as far as this thread you opened is concerned is 1.5%. All you do is asking for CVs and no one has testified getting any positive outcome from you.

SQLmastar:
Why did the topic say marathon seex, when all they did was drink and sleep ?

Do you need everything to be told in black and white? So you could believe they didnt have sex? Why did they arrange for the girls in the first place if not for sex? In the course of investigation, the truth will emerge.

Lacomus:
Jail is smelling, that girl that don't want her parent to know wht she has done should have reflect deeply before embarking on Akpara journey.

U dey mind am? Whether she likes it or not, her parents must know this one. E don cast for am be that. Indeed, bad friends spoil good girls.

Buhari, why naw?

More like a leader of a militant/terrorist/cult group.
What sort of rubbish code of dressing is that?

blazetitov:
Hmmmm!!

This is super story.......

Bible growing bigger and bigger right? What is the colour of the pages in the bible, red or white?

This one pass me abeg.

Double twale for baba God.

There are some miracles that cannot commonly be attested to be true no matter how hard one tries. How did bible even inhabit a woman's womb and never got wet and melted? Abi bible na iron or rubber...no be paper again. Secondly, do we really look like fools? How does bible get to grow bigger and bigger? I think this was mainly concocted to deceive the gullibles. I'm out of here!

petkruz:
I don't think he has a small pipi, he's just shy. It's very possible he has severe burns or a big scar,u don't need to be scared. Whenever he's bathing,sneak into the bathroom and cuddle him up,he would forget being shy and reveal what u seek.

Hello, how are you doing?

This might not be the right section to post this, but pardon me to go ahead.

This is no fiction but fact. Reality that is obtainable as far as my neighbour is concerned.

I might not be a very churchy guy but i strongly believe in God and try as much as possible to keep away from indulging in sins against Him. I do not need to run to church every day especially Sunday morning for me to believe i serve God and know what is right and wrong. But if God will be judging us by our deeds, believe me most of the committed Christians and born agains we see wont go anywhere near heaven. Unfortunately, human beings have become the most regretted creation God made.

The story is, this my neighbour who is widely known and accepted as a committed Christian and optimally Born-Again is actually living an opposite lifstyle he portrays to people in the public. Like this morning, even though his chruch service starts by 8am, but before 7am, he had already rushed out to the church. He had shown us his fiancee who has never visited him in his house due to their belief of no visitation/sex till marriage as a sister in the same church. But while the lady is over there, this young man over here changes women like clothes. Two or three days do not passby without seeing him bringing in a new lady to spend the night with. The most painful part is that, in the morning, they will wake and pray together, speaking in tongues including praying for forgiveness of sins. I mean if you are praying for forgiveness with an intention to go back and continue same deed, to what effect is such prayer before God? And whenever he is back from that his church, he would want to know if you went to church or not. Like seriously, me who stays home and and is sin-free and you who rushed to church only to come back with a lady in front of your car to fornicate with, who seems like a better person in the eyes of our Creator?

I don taya for this kind neighbour abeg.

dammytosh:
I am not a Tinubu supporter but PDP had 8years after he left office to jail him if he stole but what happened.

They are busy stealing too much to remember any other person stole.

It is not late and has never been too late to prosecute a corrupt politician. Even this very case as someone has noted out started 15yrs ago and the final judgment came just few days ago. Tinubu and Obj should be arraigned in court for prosecution.

dammytosh:
Where are the wailer !


First casualty recorded in the North.

Second in the North

----Going to South South ...

Which South South? You should be talking about South-West. Obj and Tinubu deserves a 100x more than this 10yrs sentenced.

zaragal:
Not MEN....BOYS

So men dont find physical attractions in women? Who fed you with such falsehood?

zaragal:
I don't believe dat...real MEN know wat they want and believe me it has little to nothing to do with the physique

That is deception and living in self-denial. You may be right sha but most men i can authoritatively say prefer 'bootylicious' and 'booblicious' ladies over the opposite.

HaneefahRN:
Biggest lie ever, so who marries the slim ladies? U shld know not every guy likes overload. Although most guys like big bust and butt

You are right though but out of 10men, 8-9 would go for a lady with massive or average butt and boobs against a lady with the opposite. The chances of a slim girl with little or no yansh/butt getting admirers compared to the one with appreciable butts/boobs is very slim.