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donholy28:
going back to her parents means she has washed her hands off her husband for good! infact she shouldn't be called his wife again

But it seems leaving back to her parents' house is not the end of the marriage. She will sure return to her husband someday. Just a kind break in the marriage.

Well, i was in a taxi this afternoon when i heard an argument between a man and a lady in the same taxi. Probably they were returning from church as well. The argument was that, according to the man, he cannot still cater for his wife's needs owing to the fact that she left her matrimonial home back to her parents' house due to the minor argument they had. He said in the course of the argument, she called her parents and informed them of her coming back home and the parents agreed she should come back. Now, according to him, if the parents could welcome her back having known the economic implications, they should as well take care of her needs as he would never send a kobo to her as long as she remains in her parents' home.

I was like wow, is this really right?

What do you think/say about this kind of development?

anigold:
in my experience people who claim to be rich are always broke asses,I have met many of them..

Broke azz niggurs make noise a lot. Thanks that you spotted him out. He must be a very broke asss.

LarrySun:
The word is 'Price', not 'Prize'.

Cc: Lalasticlala, Seun

I saw same mistake and wanted to draw their attention. Unless they dont know the difference between 'prize' and 'price'.

An act of defrauding the public?

Kelklein:
This post is directed mostly at newbies on Nairaland.

For education purpose only.

Feel free to post a review/addition/correction etc.

1. NL ➡ abb. for Nairaland

2. NLer ➡ abb. for Nairalander. A member of the forum.

3. mods ➡ short for 'moderators'. Coordinate the activities of each section of the forum. Ensure orderliness and strict observance of rules by members.

4. Supermods ➡ short for 'supermoderators'. Mostly responsible for pushing post to the frontpage. Also hand out ban to defaulters. e.g. when you see lalasticlala, he's one.

5. Op ➡ abb. for 'opener of post'? refers to a member that opens a particular topic.

6. MT ➡ short for 'mention'. This shows when a member's moniker is mentioned in a post, or a post by a member is quoted.

7. L&S ➡ abb. for 'likes and shares'. Indicates your likes and shares for a post.

8. New ➡ This shows topics newly posted. Arranged in chronological order. If you want to be first to comment on a post, bookmark this page.

9. Recent ➡ This shows topics recently posted on different sections.

10. Trending ➡ This is like a 'second' frontpage. Whenever you get bored with the frontpage, this is a sure place to find exciting topics.

11. Fp ➡ short for frontpage. This is the first topic board (Homepage) you see immediately you enter the site.

12. Moniker ➡ (lol! sounds like 'monica'). This is simply another word for 'username'. It's a slang for nickname.

13. dp ➡ short for 'display picture'.

14. guest ➡ an unregistered member who is visiting the forum. Or a registered member who is yet to login.

15. pm ➡ short for 'private message'. Similar to dm (direct message) on twitter, only messages are sent to the email with which you register on the forum.

16. FTC ➡ abb. for 'first to comment'. it is said that members get excited when they are first to comment on a post. Reason for this is still not clear tho. Many believed it has to do with the number of likes & shares associated with first post on a topic.

17. Endtime ➡ slang used to describe a weird stuff. Even though the word itself is a/an noun/adverb. NLers somehow convert it to an adjective. e.g. an endtime topic. The slang was believed to be first used by a NLer called lasisi69. Tho this has not been verified.

18. ban ➡ This occurs when a member breaks certain forum rules. He/She will not be able to reply to a post or create a topic for the period of the ban. Ban duration can be from few hours to few days, depending on the nature of the offence.

19. Seun ➡ This is the moniker of the NL owner - Oluwaseun Osewa. He also serves as a supermod atimes when he's less occupied. You can call him the 'general overseer' (Daddy GO) of Nairaland•••

20. This list is not exhaustive... please feel free to add yours.

kelklein!

The No. 17 as bolded, who told you that? Lasisi69 who just registered on August 29, 2015? During the years 2011/2012/2013 when sexkillz, ogugua etc were the key moderators, one of the super defaulters got their ban as a result of posting "endtime" on the forum. Then, it was taken as offence. Sexkillz could ban without tiring once you dared mention "endtime" in any part of the forum. There was another one then called "Garri crew". These set of people then did nothing than moving from thread to thread posting "how does this help to reduce the price of Garri in the market?". Others would simply post "i just returned from the market and the price of Garri is still high" and so many other related comments. It was fun though...not like today where nairaland has been invaded by kids, political sychophants, gullible minds and tribal/ bigots.

mrphysics:
state the law of physics broken by Christ.

Viscousity in physics, we understand that an object can float on the surface of water but certainly such object is not a heavy one like human being/others. Jesus didnt just float on the surface of the sea, he walked through it without sinking. Isn't that a law postulated by physicists and yet broken by Jesus Christ?

If God decides to take him/death decides to visit him now, can anyone including the disapproval of the crowd object to that?

beautysecrets:
Lol! i'm a dove, at least until you poke me, then i transform into a tiger.
I will bridle my tongue fingers henceforth.

Low life self-appraisal fo*l. I though you were supposed to be a non-quitter? So why did you give up then?

Sorry my bro for such experience. It's unfortunate that we have such gallant soldiers in the country and yet, boko haram is killing the citizens like fowl. Take them to north now to fight boko boyz, the iddiots will develop leprous legs and hands.

scantee:
ok thanks have a wonderful day.

That is my amiable boss...my employer.
Have a wonderful day too.

scantee:
ignore dat dude.

Oga employer, how market?

Fake people like you and the one you quoted find heaven in the internet. She is supposedly earning 6digits.

Lmao.

beautysecrets:
Awww you sound hurt, calm down, have a cup of chamomile tea.

But now I get it, the lack of money is what makes your life uninteresting, but in my case I have it, abisola is my name. Go figure.

And boyfriendless is supposed to be an insult, lol please don't kill me..

I guess by awkward(awful) attitude you mean giving back double dose of what you dish out... Yeah I'm not a walk over, I'm a bish if you try to drag.

As for the type that date me, mehn I don't know what the ones I've dated see, or why my friend-zone is longer than the river nile. I only know the ones that can't date my type - the ones that find stringing simple sentences together difficult- mr permanentgrace

It should be an insult to the word 'hurt' if i get offended (hurt) by your mere online ranting, an obvious low life personality. A bittch who is advertising herself apparently for any inoocent dude who may fall victim in her net. Let me shock you a bit, such men you are seeking are no longer in existence in this age and time. Men have all wisen up. Go get a life please or find where worthless supposed humans like you are caged in a particular place.

Have i wasted too much of my precious time with you? I guess so!

beautysecrets:
Manageably (wth) date me? I'm not ashamed, my life is super boring at the moment, so i'm looking for excitement on the internet? (Even though i figured out the hard way that it was a wrong move).

SO WHAT?

and much more better?? will the bombs ever stop. Good gracious

Like i said, it's my painful pleasure to allow you continue to wallow in your ignorance. Who knows where it might lead you to in life? I learnt people can actually make it in life by being just stuppid. Therefore, i urge you to keep it up. The sky is your starting point!

'Boyfriendless' bitcch with awkward attitude! Who dates your type? With your supposed 6digits, yet a super boring life? Tell me what i dont know please. Shameless she-goat.

beautysecrets:
LOL jobless, were you not the one begging scantee for a Job the other day?
Honey Job or no Job, i get 6 digits every month, my business runs itself.

My life is pretty much perfect for a 23 year old, so definitely i'm doing something right!

Unteachable? you have not pointed out one single error in any of my posts, while I've been able to pick out blunders in every single post of yours.

I'm the queen of clap backs, but I won't be replying your rants any further. I won't let you reduce me to a troll.

Bisous.

Chai, dear, it shall never be well with whoever threw you into this mess. What a mess!

You talked about looking for a job, well, who has never searched for a much more better job before?

You mentioned earning 6 digits. That is quite an impressive self-promotion! A six-digit earner who is just 23 and yet running up and down in search of who to manageably date her? That indeed tells more of your self-worth. Go get a life please!
You mentioned pointing out errors in your posts, there is nothing to point out as all your posts are filled with blunders. It's better i allow you wallow in your ignorance since you obviously seem "unteachable" and "incorrectible".


Have a nice day!

fabiano09:
Kai but some people like oversabi sha,whats wrong with her english? Dts guy must be an insane person

She has modified the post. You weren't there to see the unimaginable nonsense she put up there initially.

beautysecrets:
you should know there's a difference between thrash and trash(which is what you intended to type)... or is that too hard? Self acclaimed English prof.

Uncle, you messed with the wrong one.
Reading your posts has made my IQ drop a bit... i can actually feel it.

How pathetic can one be? Pathetically jobless!

It's obvious a fool like you can never be trained and this same unteachable habit of yours is why you are where you are today.

For your foolish sake, keep it up!

beautysecrets:
you're welcome honey.

Do you derive joy in showing your stupidity to the entire world?

johncreek:
Babe this write up is too cumbersome na .... Abbreviation ati summarization ti take over na....

I was wondering if she was the original writer of the piece until i saw the link. Why? Cos average nigerian girls (as her pix shown) are not that good in composing a piece of writing with such eloquent English.

Anyways, for the sake of such terms and confusions mixed altogether in the writing, ....

Lalasticlala, mynd44 bai 55 etc, come see food.

With my two eyes fully seen as a witness, a trailer with full load of gravels was ontop a woman yesterday along Calabar-Itu road, matching her to pieces and mixed the flesh with the sandy road our dear government has provided for us (no thanks to government of Nigeria at all). The woman was one of those who hawked Gala and stuffs along the busy highway.

What a terrible sight to witness!

May God protect us all...amen.

beautysecrets:
LOL! I CAN'T
"where is my base" "take you on tutorial in English Language"
You my friend are a joker... YOU OBVIOUSLY NEED THAT ENGLISH CLASS WAYYY MORE THAN I DO.
Teacher don't teach me nonsense, I humbly refuse.

I'm pretty sure I speak English better than you. I'm not one to brag...

Bye

Oh shiit!!

Who has been blind-folding you with wrong English such that your brain has been totally awashed? If people try to make fool of you, do you have right to also make fool of your ownself?

Which ever school educated you to whatever level you are now is a national disgrace to this generation and the generations unborn.

My advice: Go get a refund of whatever resources you offered the school during the course of the nonsense they taught you.

beautysecrets:
Hi,
i'm in my early twenties
I'm easy on the eyes

I'm looking to meet a SINGLE guy who's looking to mingle.
you can add me on bbm 333E41A1

Where is your base? Meanwhile, your primary problem should be how to better your spoken/written English before sourcing for a boyfriend. You can however come to my house let me take you on tutorial in English language.

joseph1832:
LMAO. Men this women of easy virtue can be very mean. Making their customers drink water used in washing their privates is poisoning, that is even manslaughter, or even conspiracy to commit murder.

This is serious.

I know you are a patron. Just be careful before you become the next victim. Your own, maybe na baff dem go take d pussy water baff u. Lol.

Am i the only one who notice that Seun and his alliance mods. are mostly pleased to move prostitute/sex related topics to the front page? Whatever reason that is, i dont know.

free2ryhme:
how come only you see people who masturbate, this is 2016 ooo

Perhaps his talent is to unravel the den of wankers. Lol.

Btw, i know one lady that masturbates at least 5times daily. Kilode100 is that you?

Daniel058:
The Op na FP hunter

How has it become your problem if she welcomes some diccks into her p*ssy or not? Are you the determinant of her sex life? Whether you like it or not, fact remains she must be fuccking.

Your detestful attitude as shown in your post is a further proof why you've been unable to find a man and settles with him. I mean, who wants to paddle around with an aggressive/arrogant lady?

Dey dia dey deceive yourself.