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mgtow:
The most annoying part be say she go still open mouth ask u make u give am head

Some guys dey try sha

ezenwajosh:
Nigerian History — 55 Things You Need To Know
1. The River Niger Bridge at Onitsha was constructed between 1964 and 1965 by Dumez, a French construction company, and cost £5 million.
2. Patience Jonathan is one of Nigeria’s most-educated First Ladies, with an NCE, a B.Ed, and Msc from University of Port-Harcourt.
3. The highest peak in Nigeria is located in Taraba and is called Chappal Waddi which means “The Mountain of Death”.
4. There are 196 countries in the world and at least one Igbo person from Nigeria lives in every one of them.
5. The Pidgin word ‘Sabi’ came from ‘Saber’, Portuguese and Spanish for ‘to know’. Both country’s ships traded slaves from the Bight of Benin.
6. Katsina College (now Barewa College in Zaria) has produced 5 Nigerian Presidents/Heads of State since it was founded in 1921 in Katsina.
7. Ojukwu taught Murtala Mohammed and Ben Adekunle at Regular Officers Special Training School, Ghana. Both ‘fought’ their teacher during the civil war
8. At Nigeria’s independence in 1960, there were 41 Secondary Schools in the North and 842 Secondary Schools in the South.
9. In 1983, Senator Arthur Nzeribe spent $16.5 million to win a Senatorial seat in Orlu (in Imo State).
10. In 1973, the Federal Government of Nigeria considered officially changing the name of “Lagos” to “Eko”; regarding “Lagos” as a colonial name.
11. The geographical area now referred to as Nigeria was once referred to as ‘Soudan’ and ‘Nigiritia’.
12. Offences punishable by death sentence after the 1966 coup included embezzlement, rape and homosexuality.
13. MKO Abiola was named Kashimawo (Let us wait and see) by his parents. He was his father’s twenty-third child, but the first to survive infancy.
14. Jaja Wachucku was the first person to refer to Lagos as a “no-man’s land” in 1947, provoking a national controversy.
15. Jollof rice, chicken breast, served with ice cream, tea, coffee or Bournvita, with full cream milk and sugar: Meal Cost = 50Kobo - Unilag in the late 1970s
16. At the point death in 1989, Sam Okwaraji was a PhD candidate and qualified lawyer with an LL.M in International Law (University of Rome)
17. When British Bank of West Africa (now First Bank) opened a branch in Kano in 1929, Alhassan Dantata (Dangote’s Grandfather) opened an account depositing 20 camel-loads of silver coins.
18. Jaja Wachuku is reputed to have owned the biggest one-man library in West Africa. Balewa sometimes referred to him as “Most Bookish Minister"
19. The colonization of Nigeria took more than 40 years to achieve and the territories were integrated by the use of force.
20. Yoruba is spoken as a ritual language by the Santeria cult in Carribean and South-Central America.
21. Slavery existed in the Nigerian territory before the 15th century and was abolished in the 19th century - 1807 by the British.
22. At least 55 women were killed in South-East Nigeria, in 1929 when the women forced the Umuahia warrant chiefs to submit to their rule.
23. The coinage ‘Supreme Court’ was first used in 1863 by the colonial administration through the enactment of the Supreme Court Ordinance No. II.
24. MKO Abiola died suddenly on July 7, 1998, exactly one month after General Sani Abacha died mysteriously on June 8, 1998.
25. Agbani Darego was the only one to wear a maillot as opposed to a bikini during the Miss
Universe contest in 2001.
26. The ‘Ankara’ material is not indigenous to Nigeria. Our indigenous textiles include the Akwete, Ukara, Aso-Oke and Adire.
27. Aloma Mukhtar is the first female lawyer from the North and went on to become the first female Chief Justice of Nigeria.
28. The area known as Maroko town in Lagos was first a swamp, later sand-filled by the colonial government and served as the first bridge to the Island.
29. Esie Museum is Nigeria’s first museum, established in 1945. Once reputed to have the largest collection of soapstone images in the world.
30. Aminu Kano formed the Northern Teachers’ Association (NTA) in 1948, the first successful regional organization in the history of the North.
31. George Goldie, who played a major role in founding Nigeria, placed a curse on anyone who attempts to write his biography.
32. In 1996, John Ogbu, a Nigerian Anthropologist firmly advocated for the use of African-American Vernacular to teach in the U.S
33. Hause Language indigenous to Northern Nigeria is spoken in 11 African States. Germany, French, U.S., and British International radio stations broadcast in Hausa.
34. The surgeon who ‘killed’ Stella Obasanjo was sentenced to 1 year in prison, disqualified for 3 years and fined €120,000.
35. The word ‘asiri’ means ‘secret’ in Hausa, Yoruba, Nupe and Igarra. It also means ‘gossip’ in Igbo.
36. Igbo-Ora in Oyo State, Kodinji in India and Candido Godoi in Brazil are the towns that produce the highest number of twin births in the world.
37. Bishop Ajayi Crowther, a Yoruba, in 1857 produced a reading book for the Igbo Language and a full grammar and vocabulary of NUPE in 1864.
38. The first TV broadcast in Nigeria and Tropical Africa was on October 31, 1959.
39. In 1978, a 50Kobo increase (from #1.50 to #2) in the cost of University Students’ meal per day caused the ‘Ali Must Go’ protests.
40. Albert E. Kitson discovered coal in Enugu in 1909. This discovery led to the building of Port-Harcourt town in 1912.
41. Today, only Nigeria has a larger black population than Brazil. More than 3.5 million Africans were captured, enslaved and transported to Brazil.
42. Groundnut pyramids were the invention of Alhaji Alhassan Dantata to stack bags before export.
43. In 1967, old traditional ruler, Oba Akran and A. Ademiluyi were jailed for 14 years (7 each) for stealing £504,750 (N2.5b).
44. Since 1960, Nigeria has been either ruled by an ex-lecturer/ex-teacher or military man. The only exceptions are Azikiwe and Shonekan.
45. If you visited Lagos in 1975, you could spend a day at the Presidential Suite of Federal Palace Hotel for N100, single room for N19.
46. The first aircraft to land in Nigeria landed in Kano in July 1925. A British fighter jet flew from Khartoum (present day Sudan).
47. In 1895, Koko of Nembe (now in Bayelsa) took 60 white men hostage. When the British refused his demands, more than 40 of those men were eaten.
48. The ‘Naira’ was coined by Chief Obafemi Awolowo when he was serving as the Federal Commissioner of Finance.
49. Koma Hill (settlement in Adamawa where people lived and practised the killing of twins) was discovered in 1986 by a NYSC corps member.
50. The pilot (Francis Osakwe) that flew Ojukwu away from Biafra (1970) was the same pilot that flew Gowon to Uganda (last flight as Head of State).
51. In 1986, Shehu Shagari was banned from participation in politics for life. The ban has still not been lifted.
52. As the wife of the deputy Head of State (Vice President of Nigeria) in 1984, Biodun Idiagbon personally ran a small ice cream shop in Ilorin.
53. Koma Hills (Adamawa State) inhabitants when discovered were observed to engage in the practise of borrowing wives among themselves.
54. Juju, Dashiki, Yam and Okra are words in the English dictionary that originated from ethnic groups located in present day Nigeria.
55. Nigeria has more English speakers than England.
56. George Taubman Goldie one of British who founded Nigeria said :Nigeria state was bought and sold like a commodity, it has never been a nation.

Osujiempire:
Ladies and gentlemen,
Being embarrassed can be humiliating but when the embarrassment comes when your crush is nearby Then it becomes a horrorous if that English still exist
Well today I will shortly quote my most embarrassing moment that happened just recently yesterday
After,the festive periods of Christmas and New year I had to stay with my mom's sister for the meantime at Nnewi since I had to be closer to Owerri for a top confidential assignment.
last Sunday, With the ever increasing heat waves we decided to hit the plant( On the generator) after that we discovered that the gen had a fault so we decided to give it to the mechanic on Monday since most people prefer to stay at home every Sunday.
At exactly 4:00 I took the gen to a Mechanic store just across the street with all my swag since I was one of the cutest dudes in the area, Since it was a big gen I put it on a wheel barrow and bounced to the mechanic store, As you know how mechanics in Nigeria are ( If you are not there when they are repairing it you might end up buying your generator parts for half the price) so I decided to stay, after sitting for like 1 hour my face became as dark as the engine one spilled all over the store. Still I composed.
Then the unexpected happened My aunts' neighbor daughter arrived I was like WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!a
It is unlike her to come home early,(even though I haven't even actually had a conversation with her, it was a normal thing for us to look deep into each other waiting for who will break the brick (note: I like her back not her face) so it is easy for me to stare at what interest me and pass without saying hello even though I waved to her on Sunday evening
back to the matter like wizzy will say.
When she arrived I was like what !!!!! she came down from the bike and my holy eyes almost went wandering. She didn't like noticed me, after like 10 minutes she appeared on her flat balcony and sighted me but I quickly dodged to make sure she didn't realised it was me
She came down again to buy something and saw me standing near the mechanic looking at what he was doing then 1 mumu$**--*-+-*:/:!: came from nowhere and said you better learn that work very well don't be like the boy that was here before ohhhhh. As he was busy ranting this girl was passing she even greeted the mechanic and looked the other side....
( After every Sunday evening that i normally make call with my guys back in Lagos talking about making money online so that all my aunt's neighbors will know that my pockets are spilling, which am sure the bae could had overheard me since I prefer to make the call outside)
Right Now the bae must be thinking am learning work and you know how Nigerian girls are chai this is no doubt my most embarrassing moment.
Thanks and sorry for any mistake in my grammar ( wrote this with deep nostalgia.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
messi ko Ronaldo ni

perousd:
The last one was Messi.
And also, some girls just need guys they to cheat with because their boyfriends always lack that perfect touch which we can deliver without stress . Girls gaats cheat now. With single guys of course.

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RuthDaniels:
[b]Lol This Nigga again!

Do you know some breasts are naturally not firm, and not wearing the right bra may have a negative on a woman's boobs.

Well you have to explain your own definition of "prime" because in my opinion a woman understands herself and life better in her mid thirties. She knows what she wants and what she stands for. The modelling example you cited does not match your point. what has fertility got to do with modelling?

Fat is not genetic? Now this is the biggest mistake I found in your post. Yes a fat woman may give birth to a thin lady but you have forgotten that a child's gene is not only determined by her mother's genetic composition. She might take her father's thin stature.If you want to know what you will look like in years to come, check your family especially females.
Please research before you post!

Do you know that body differs? If you are to judge a woman's V elasticity by the number of d's penetrated, you will be deceived. A lady may take as many dicks as possible and still remain tighter than one who has only done it twice. I hope in your quest to be smart, calculative and wise you don't end up being a victim of that which you preach against! [/b]

KushyKush:
Give her books to read. Make sure she reads at least two books in a month.

You'll see changes.

Relationships are not just about sex and saying I love you. You should be able to bring positive changes to your partner.

Jman06:
Don't listen to her when she says that all she wants is you and bla bla bla. Girls hate being dumped by a guy. They prefer doing the dumping instead. Maybe she is just trying to get you fall for her so that she will dump your assz with no remorse.

My advice is for you to move on without looking back. Hustle hard, make your money and find your woman.

perousd:
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