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x240:
Most of you don't know how to drive.

It's very evident here. Overtaking when there's not enough clearance on the other side. An experienced driver knows to time his moves. You give atleast 14 to 20 feet behind the car. Sometimes you need to slow down and allow the vehicle in front gain enough distance then you do incremental acceleration. By the time you are over taking. You are already running at your needed speed. No need revving like a mad man and having near mishaps with oncoming vehicle.


The difference between a clean overtake and a nasty one is prolly a few seonds or a minute gain. Would you risk your

Bros is driving by the book in Nigeria. Lmao. One 'Big Joe' bus will squeeze itself into that 20 feet space you are giving and before u know it, 17 other vehicles would have displaced you. The down-shifting also requires good timing.

Lemme not lie. The time i miss the automatic the most is when she's wearing a skimpy dress beside me and I have to pause what my right hand is doing to her in order to change gear.

LadyMercedes:
D1 means the car won't exceed gear one. So what "burst of speed" are you talking about?

Also, with automatic, it's never a good idea to change the gear while it's in motion.

Madam, you are not too wrong neither are you right about what you said.

Vorpal:
I just hope they don't phase out manual gears, cause that day, i will totally lose interest in driving henceforth.

Am still yet to get comfortable with automatic, it feels so odd and banal.

Take for example, i am moving at gear 3, so i want to overtake a long vehicle on time, i will proceed with the 3, then switch to gear 4 for a short time , then switch back to 3 and stomp on the gas pedal enough that jolts the speed up then when the gear has revved up enough put it back to 4, voilà!

How odd will it be pulling that trick on an automatic, if possible sef?

it's very possible on the automatic. That's what your D2 gear position is for.

9PBLIVE:
That's my ranking. If you disagree drop yours

Don't abuse please!!

For me, any phone i cant find on gsmarena.com is not a phone. Based on that premise, infinix, itel and tecno shouldnt be on the list at all.

lol. Very annoying cos they'll all deny it. After spanking their butts a few times, I came to terms with it. Kids will always be kids. Come to think of it, they are not the only source of scratches on the car. God is just using them to answer the car painter's prayer.
Now, it's the happy dog that jumps and rests its front paws on the car to welcome me that is the issue.

zicoraads:
Lemme ask this question, what can the iPhone do that my BlackBerry Z30 can't?

Ur Z30 wont give you the efizzy and cvnts the iphone would more than give you.

nzubeokafor:
Besides iPhone is good for yahoo boys here in Nigeria .as for me I see no differents am still rocking my iPhone6.

Yezzir! As for me and my goons, we're still rocking iPhone7S. #LetTheBragginContinue #BragginIsCheap





Sent from my iPhone7s with Ntel

walemoney007:
Let all the federal university also terminate the contract of all northerners working in their school....simple

it wont happen because the Southerners and Christians are never united. They dont care about their brethren. Instead they bask in the schadenfreude.

elego1:
He also met my aunty.

I was there. I wasn't allowed to get close to him by his security details.

So degrading!!!

Ehen? Get close to him and do what? Touch the helm of his garment. Lol. It's not yet your time. When its ur tym, he'll look for you.

Guarantor's form please. petbell@live.com. Thank in anticipation.

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Dayoto:
CONTACT ME FOR YOUR E-BOOK ON HOW TO FART SILENTLY WITH NO ONE NOTICING.
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BY MY_MAMA

Please, how do I get the e-book. I've been searching for it for a very long time. Reach me via petbell@live.com. I can't wait to read the book. Thanx in anticipation.

OP, your story is so stale that i can feel its sour taste in my mouth. Mubarak built this helicopter some 10 years ago when he was in secondary school. He, since got a scholarship to study in

But the truth still remains that:


























All of you af ya werey, asweh! Are you guys still human at all? Jesus!!

lalasticlala:
No. I'm not . But this is Nairaland. Not Americanland. Hope u get ..

Ok. I gate itt. Lol.

lalasticlala:
Cool. But the op used white people's pics. Remember, this is Nairaland. Nice thread though.

But we also have white people here in Nigeria. The likes of Ben Murray-Bruce, Toke Makinwa and Saka to mention but a few, are white people. Do you have a problem with white people? Mod, I hope you are not a racist o.

LordZOUGA, Javanian, kodewriter, lalasticlala, this should make FP asap.

jaelz:
I mean everybody knows the importance of plate numbers but what i don't understand is why the variations in states, there's this young lieutenant in my barracks he recently got a very clean mercedes that his been using for some time now i mean for like 6months without a plate number, he is in Lagos and his from the western side of Nigeria but he finally and recently got his plate number fixed on his car and lo and behold i saw Nassarawa State...

Please i seriously need deep clarifications

OP, before you get clarifications on number plates, I think you need to get clarifications on the use of periods/full stop (.) in your write-ups. You should use them. They help a lot. You just fuuckked up some commas here....literally.

Seunme2u:
same fink happen to me here I'll be 30 in few months time but I've not set my eyes on my mum, I've had different kind of story from my father side don't even bother to knw my mum again but I know one day one both d living and death will see again, I'm a graduate of eksu, if I eventually get married I will convert my wife to my mother.

But are you aware that you are just hearing one side of the whole story? Your father's side and narrated by your father. If you ask me, I'll tell you to look for her. You don't have to get close to her afterwards. God forbid that the wife you eventually marry turn out to be your sister.

OP, I wish you the best as you search for your dad but keep your expectations low. If it turns out fine, you give thanks to God and if it doesn't, you move on with life. I can't help but wonder about the irony of life. Some don't know their dad and feel they've missed an important part of their life. Some others know their dads but the dads haven't been of any use aside bringing them to the world. Then there are those too, who wish they were in your shoes. It goes on and on. This life sha.

It's as a result of several deposits of manure on the soil. We once had something like this beside where we dispose our poultry litter. As you said it's your backyard, it's possible it's your shiit that gave it enough nutrients like that. Lol.

naptu2:
Tyre expiry date.

https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/attachments/automotive-answers/2969-meaning-tyre-readings-tire-kenden.jpg

Na lie!!! That's date of manufacture.

And these are the same set of people who introduced Sharia law. If the law amputates a hungry impoverished individual for stealing food to eat, what would be done to these ones who were sharing N950 million like it's akara?

Chei!! All these money that you pipo are sharing. God is watching all of you.

Ytechconst:
If truly you believe in the death and resurrection of Jesus Christ and you read your bible and digest it in the right way then how will you interprete this bible passage:


Malachi 3:10 Bring ye all the tithes into the storehouse, that there may be meat in mine house, and prove me now herewith, saith the LORD of hosts, if I will not open you the windows of heaven, and pour you out a blessing, that there shall not be room enough to receive it.

Do not quote me wrong. The Lord will still bless you but my brother blessing has measures. If you look at the last sentence of the passage it says

“AND POUR YOU OUT BLESSING THAT THERE SHALL NOT BE ROOM ENOUGH TO RECEIVE IT”

So my obedience makes me have more than enough. So whenever i am obeying God through tithing and seed sowing i am certain that the money is leaving my pocket but not leaving my life because its gonna come back to me in large measures.

Please I want to ask. How do you locate the Levites you give your tithes to? Cos I didn't see anywhere in the Bible where the people were told to give their tithes to Pastors. I also want you to cite verses in the New Testament where the apostles were receiving tithes.
I still don't get why we selectively follow some parts of the Old Testament and leave some other parts.

If you are gonna pay ur tithe cos of the blessings you cited and leave a neighbour in need then you are a selfish, self -centred and wicked person. You don't want to help someone cos of the 'windows of heaven' you wanna open for yourself.

Nothing spoil sef. If he doesn't pay his tithe, he won't die. If he believes in tithing, he can pay the school fees now and pay the tithe with interest the next month.

nynyola101:
Really What class are you

If you want to mention me, do it right. Don't edit my post. Let the sleeping dragon lie.

You dey shout cos of this small thing. E no big reach the 1 wey I get as pet here. I keep it in an empty Jam jar and i feed it with live crickets or cockroaches.

YorubaPresident:
Hello Nairalanders, so I have an issue I would like to share with you all...
It may sound silly but it's really important to me..

I don't live to drink factory made juice extracts ( F*ve alive, fum*n fruit juice, chiv*ta) etc

So my wife decided to use regular blenders to blend fruits to make juice for me, I don't enjoy it because the shaft from the fruit remains in my drink.


She also tried the regular juice extractor, this didn't help either because I still get shaft in my juice.

I need fresh homemade juice without shaft in it...

Help me save my marriage...

I love my wife and I love freshly prepared homemade juice...Please what can i do?

Be taking ppussyy juice then. It doesn't have chaff and fresh and homemade.

bogolobango:
U are so beautiful can i pm you @Dollyak

Smh. Anyway, they say beauty is in the eyes of the beerholder.

smushi:
But wait ooo..... I'm confused here. what about pressures written on d tyres Some are 42,48,50 and so on....

Those are maximum pressures that are safe for the tyres.