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BarbieBlues: Aren't you guys taking this much too far? My best friend now is a guy who chyked me but I couldn't date him because I was already dating someone. He gives me advices and tells me what to do when am stuck on any man-related case. Had a very sheltered childhood and went through an all girls secondary school so dint have much contact with the male species till my university. Without him, would have made a lot of mistakes because I was very naive.

As it is, I can never think of dating him,cos he means so much to me and I don't want to loose his friendship. If we date,den maybe breakup due to one thing or the other, den what happens? I'd have lost a valuable friend.
Ain't gonna risk that for the whole world

olaezebala: Osogbo is one of the cheapest.
The only place in Nigeria where buying of generating set is useless.

NnamdiN: thanks bro, how about the usual lagos stress, traffic and all that, night life nko?

NnamdiN: what's the experience like? Would you recommend it for your brother/son.

vikel2104: Staying in a neighbourhood gives you the chance to meet different types of people and learning to deal with them. Below are some different possible types of neighbours you can have.

1.Parentless kids.
There is always sound of yelling kids from their house. Their parents are never at home. They are noise making little beings.

2.The Over-friendly Neighbour
They make your business, their business. You like it or not. These are typically the neighbours who will literally stay in your house and wouldn’t even mind helping you out with your daily chores. They don’t know where to draw the line and end up being over friendly. More often than not they cross the line. These neighbours want to know everything about you, your family, how much money you earn every month, where all do you make investments and you’re spending patterns. They want to know it all without even once thinking that these are personal and you are not comfortable sharing them.

3.The Really Mysterious Neighbour .
There is never any noise coming from his apartment. However, the only dialogue you ever had with this type of neighbour probably consists of “Hello!” and “Nice weather today, huh?” You’ve probably noticed that the really mysterious neighbour comes back home either late at night or early in the morning. And he doesn’t appear to be drunk which makes things even weirder. You have no idea where he goes, what he does and whether you should be worried that he might be a criminal or not. You better stick to just ‘hello’ when talking to this neighbour and never ask him anything because you know what happened to the curious cat, right? It became a victim of its really mysterious neighbour.

4.The fighting couple.
These neighbours fight with their spouse in the open and keep throwing offensive words at each other. They just disturb the peace of the neighbourhood.

5.The Copy Cats � The Me Too Neighbours
If you are noticing a pattern of your neighbours having the same things you possess from quite some time now, then you can rule out the option of it being a sheer co-incidence – it’s called copying. These are the type of neighbours who have no clue about what they want to buy and would just end up buying/doing the same set of things that you do, just to fit in. They would scan everything in your home if invited for a chat and when you go to their house, a replica of it would be there too.

6.The Constant Borrowers
It’s a pleasant Saturday morning and you hear somebody knocking at your door. Surprise! The same neighbour who keeps asking you for something or the other is here again asking you for a cup of sugar. These are the neighbours who make complete utilization of the word “HELP” and would constantly keep borrowing things from you. If you have these type of neighbours consider adding a separate list in your monthly budget called “Neighbours list”!

7. Alcoholic neighbour.
Someone is knocking at your door and picking your lock at 1 a.m in the morning? Oh, wait, it’s just your alcoholic neigbhour who is once again on the wrong floor. Someone puked on your doorstep? Who was it this time? – the alcoholic guy next door.

8. The Party Freaks.
These are most likely young people who love to go out for parties and always invite their friends over for a party in their house. The sound of loud music and loud voices is the proof that they are at it again.

9.The Problem Creators
These neighbours are just too fussy about everything you do from moving a chair at your home to having a social event at your home-every single thing of your action bothers them and they are just waiting to gun you down! They are the ones who are unhappy about everything about their neighbourhood and would constantly keep bickering.

10. The Passive neighbor.
This one is just there. He doesn’t make noise or look for trouble. He doesn’t seem to have any problem with anyone and just takes life as it comes. He's just a jolly good fellow. Most persons would like to have him as a neighbour.


Which of these portrays your neighbor? Don't just type the number please! Thank you.

Did not find any description that fits your neighbour? Feel free to add yours.

mainheart: Enyeama don't go now ooo, may we look for ur replacement first.

mainheart: Enyeama don't go now ooo, may we look for ur replacement first.

Guykhena: This just got real...... Russians,Chinese now involved?

But Jack is damn crazy,,, here is my favourite line "Immunity is not on the table,but your hand is" ..

As the chinese ship is attacked now,the chinese is definitely gonna retaliate,,,Ladies and Gentlemen now that's how you start a WORLD WAR ..

sweetguy10: Na for this attack period I know say I don turn Nairaland addict . This forum has gotten so bigger than the owner and even administrators so adequate measures should be put in place to safe guard data should in case of a re-occurrence . Seun you need the services of professional technical gurus and if you think this job is too much (i know it is not easy) maybe you should consider selling the site off to one of these entrepreneurs . It will not only fetch you millions of dollars but a say as a board member and share holder .

.....and you need to quit acting like the shy nerd that people say you are , just kill your pride apologize , that won't deduct a thousand naira from whatever bank accounts you are running , thanks .