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Aderewah:
Portugal or france or Belgium
Due to their squads

abeg remove portugal from that list and replace it with nigeria.nigeria is far better than portugal.

biacan:
No man can try this rubbish with me

go and sit down

Achorise:
Thank you for this information. I'm stating right now.

better do bro.i stop talking cold stuff since 2012.and believe you me my sex life has been fantastic,no joint pain and unnecessary pain.

Kokaine:
na true?

true talk bro.

Achorise:
For rea?
please what else does?

yea for real bro.stop it for 2 months and you will understand me better.

laydoh:
proof

day drink cold water steady steady day find proof.when you reach 50 years i will show you the proof.

classified hoeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

if you are man and you still drink cold water pls stop for the sake of your preek.cold water day kill preek.

nurses to furrkk men.

Kestolovee95:
Great woman.. thanks for treating her as a your own.
No educated woman can raise iliterate kids whether they are biologically hers or not.

who tell you.oga ade talk watin you know abeg.

mumu classified

am a barcelona fan but that barca vs roma can be trickish.no body come sell akara.

useless idiottss

Teaser0904:
I love ladies with beautiful legs just like mine.

let me see your k legs pls

foursome on my mind.

ok

rane06:
Women are stronger than men. Fact

common shattap your mouth thai.

Amarabae:
Even broke niggers that can't afford ten crates of malt talk more of renting a wedding reception venue will come into this thread to shame single ladies about marriage.
Broke guys should shut up when marriage is bin discussed.
*let the World War 3 start

aunty amara no be fight na.

chyy5:
I Think Is Right To Walk Away This Time.

The woman I so much love has been taken me for granted.
There is a guy in Malaysia that takes her time all the time.
I have tried severally to stop her from contacting the guy but she still does.
I am not the kind of guy that beats up a lady otherwise I would have beaten her up very well.
The so called Malaysian guy doesn't provide any of her needs.
Infact from their heartbreaking chats I read, there was a time the guy told her she is free to date any other guy for money that she shouldn't depend on him for any benefit.
My gal told him that she's not in for money.
This is a gal I love with all my heart. I've been enduring this for long thinking she will change. I've had heart to heart talk severally with her telling her how pained I am. Yet every night she will be on whatsapp call with this guy for close to 3 hours after work.
Their whatsapp chat breaks my heart each time I intrude to read.
She keep telling the guy that she doesn't have anybody and even when the guy argued she told him he will confirm when he sex her.
It kept me weak yet I continued loving her.
Just last week my cousin that is to travel to the states told me to come over to her place. Meanwhile my gal has been having issues with accommodation. Where she stays isn't really OK and her rent will expire ending of this month. I taught it wise to rent the place for my gal. I took her to the place and we concluded with my cousin; she agreed to leave the place for her and even auctioned all her property for her which supposed to amount over 200k but my cousin decided to collect 150k because of me.
I collected her account details and told her I will transfer the money to her including the house rent so she can pay the landlord to avoid extra agent fee.
As we were going back, my gal was busy apologising to her Malaysian guy why she wasn't able to pick his calls because the guy has been calling when we were there.
She told the guy she went out with her house agent to search for an accommodation. I was mad.
I am now being referred to as house agent.
I forcefully collected her phone to call the guy. She almost died. She throw herself on the bed and was crying pleading I shouldn't call.
I left her house.
Meanwhile she's having issues raising deposits since she's a DSA. As God may have it I have some funds to help her out but due to her behaviour I've decided to move on
She's been calling and pleading but I know is all because of the house and deposits since she's not willing to let the guy go
I love her so much and it breaks my heart.
I have called her severally and pleaded with her how hurtful I feel seeing her chats with that guy yet she continued.
This is a guy that doesn't care about her needs but she kept glued to him.
I've endured much hence I am walking away. It pains, yes it pains but I have no choice.

oga ade you no get single sense atall see as woman day use you play table tenis.some men are something else chaiiiiiiiiiii.if you quote and say nonsense i will look for you,and beat you like the slowpoke that you are.

wow pikin wa get sense pass buhari

madridguy:
They should both work hand to hand and arrest the terrorists killing innocent people.

no be only hand to hand na leg to leg.

donb06:
oboy colony no dey pay again...... Every day one game buster

just 8 games.o boy e day pay me steady steady.

Daviddson:
"See the snake my brother CATCHED in his farm", "See the way this lady MADES phone call", "See how much this guy SAWED while coming back from school"
Nairaland . Kai...this site is awkward. See the sort of things gracing the front page. Why can't Seun refurbish this site, for goodness' sake? Let Seun bring Nairaland Web section egg heads and bring this site up to par with Facebook, Twitter and Instagram?

oga ade no body force you to enter nairaland if you dont fancy what we have here you can go to lindaikeji.pls dont quote me one game just bust my 8000 naira.

them no day buy maturity for market.

nice succullent as$.doggy go sweet no be small.

man o war wa i day beat for church anyhow those days.

so happy for you mr leo.congrate my personal person.

if them like make them go iran or iraq or afganistan,seriouly no body cares,

Sleekydee:
Choose one:

1. Smash Simi

Or

2. Take the Cup home for two days

i will take it home for just 5 seconds am ok.my baby is far sweeter than that simi no be mouth.

chriskosherbal:
Shan George sef na there dem for dey see you ...


Who don spoil don spoil


NB: The exact size of a man's joystick is not measured at a flaccid state ( non erect state) but rather the true measurement of both the length and width (circumference ) of a man's joystick is done when it is fully erect .


Some people joystick looks big even at flaccid state and when erect still maintain such length or at most little addition but others looks little at flaccid state but becomes massive during erection . It is the degree of blood inflow into the joystick that determines how large ( both in length & width) the joystick will be and this can only be experienced at an erect state .

professor emeritus of the preek department.

Omeokachie:
Disregard for the rule of law and not insisting on doing things properly will frustrate the nation in no time when impunity finally sets in.

A stitch in time saved nine. Cutting corners, especially in governance and civil matters is invitation to anarchy in future.

supu oyibo.

Omeokachie:
Army?

Are they now traffic officials?

The rate at which we are the military is being used under this administration, they will soon be used for tax collection.

if those truck drivers frustrate you with holdup you no go make this statement.