₦airaland Forum

divinehand2003:
How I wish it can fly

if it can fly will you enter.

Toks2008:
It is believed that a woman is a complicated homo sapiens who has a peculiar nature that is hard to decipher.Trying to understand a woman is harder than trying to understand the universe but then it is imperative for us as men to try our best in unraveling this mysterious creation of GOD and indeed the first wonder of the world.

In my opinion,women are not that complex but they only appear to be.It is believed that women love comfort,good sex,lots of affection but above all,a woman wants to be free,she wants to go where she wishes to and achieves whatever she believes she can...A woman does not want to be relegated,controlled or bossed around by any man in the name of a dad,husband or boyfriend.

The epitome is that A WOMAN WANTS TO HAVE FULL CONTROL OF HER LIFE ...

This is what a woman really wants from her man and it will be in the best interest of the man to allow her.

Many men mistake submissiveness of a woman to mean slavery,mindlessness and a zombie. This type of men are fond of controlling or dictating to a lady the way to live her life just because he is her boyfriend or husband...

Believe it or not,no matter how sexually endowed,rich or romantic you may be,if you don't allow your woman to have total control of HER LIFE then be ready to cope with an unhappy lady..you can only advice her but always let her have the final say over issues relating to HER LIFE.

Hope this makes sense.

nope it doesnt make sense at all.

updatemachine:
who are the "us"...?

we are the us.

Omotayor123:
To ALL NIGERIAN STUDENTS

1. you ask your friends..how far
with reading? They say they
haven't started...only to get to
the LIBRARY and find out they
have a permanent seat.


2. Lecturers will be telling you "buying my handout is not
compulsory" but class Rep...let me have the list of those that have
bought. Abeg he wan take the list go Aso Rock for ministerial Appointment?



3. You graduate with 3.50 in a Polytechnic and you will be telling yourself. If it was to be UNILAG... I would have been a
4.50 graduate by now. Abeg introduce me to your Babalawo



4. If you think true love is the
only thing that is hard to find...try
looking for your HOD when you
need his signature on a form. You go wait tire This is so annoying though.



5. Anything you want to do, you must be on queue even to enter the school This one common for my school die.


6. You get to class as early as 6.30am only to see that all seats have been occupied by bags & books abi dem dey leave am for school go back house ni


7. You have already prepared food but to eat na wahala because you are already late for lectures. me dey carry my food go class sha, no time to check time


8.. Lecturer:- Only 10 students in
class today? Oya tear a sheet of paper for test....turns to the
board to write. Before he turns
back----class don full. Lol Only God knows the kind plane wey carry those students come
Most schools are guilty of this.



9. Come night class during exams and you will see different levels of reading. scaning, skimming, Jaking and lot more.



10. During exams u will know those who are naturally beautiful because no time for makeup at all.
Everyone Don become born- again by force. Some girls will Look like sickler without Make up



11. It's always funny when exam
invigilator says SUBMIT!! And many students suddenly develop that super human ability; answering 3hrs question in 50seconds.
only God knows the Almighty Angel wey they bring those answer.

List complied by a friend.

If you relate Letz know the Nigerian school you represent. I Rep Mapoly


Cc. Lalasticlala, Dominique.

sweet and succulent lips you gat there baby,so so sumptious.

baridamhoney:
Of cos not, no one was killed. It is just that we wanna know if God will accept it

point of correction,if my pastor will accept it not God.for crying out loud your pastor eat your tithes and offering not God.

YorubasAreStupid:
them cut my 185k bet last season. till now I still dey spit on them.

which kind yeye club be dis,ok see na liverpool don give 1.5 goals,only manu cross leg spoil #3900 wa i for take arrange sunday activities.which kind wahala be dis na.

Man u God go destroy una if una do mistake buss this my #3900 winning.

All the mods that push this to the front page,una try well well.my prick don stand for this cold weather and i go fornicate this night,just know that my sin is on you guys.

Majority of this 19th century mooroon can never perform without man power.i stay around them and that is the fact.before they have sex with their wives or those their cotogonry girlfrd(ladies from benin or togo) its either they drink (coco)pap or they drink meeshia(black tea)that contain those brown stuff and when you ask them they will tell that they cant be suffering themselve when they are making love when allah has already given them what will make them perform better.

My prick day scratch me who will suck just the cap pls.i guess that is dry joke too.

Gayigaskia:
He intelligently told the truth and you telling him to go back to school. It Seems you ain't got much to say

i got better things to do.i dont argue with people with a 19th century mentality.

TEYA:
YOUR IDIOCY IS COLOSSAL! NORTHERNERS ARE BACKWARD, NORTHERNERS ARE DUMB, NORTHERNERS ARE RAPISTS, NORTHERNERS ARE NOT AS MANY AS THEY CLAIM TO BE, YET THEY ARE ALWAYS RULING YOU. MAYBE YOU GUYS SHOULD JUST PAUSE AND ASK YOURSELVES HOW THAT YOUR SELF ACCLAIMED SENSE OF YOURS HAS EPPED YOUR LIVES.

mr man pls just go back to school.

Amelian:
Did I call your name?

you dont have to my dear,all i know for sure is that ours will be hotter than theirs.

Amelian:
Wow... I love their styles..
*runs to show boo all these pics*
Our own must hot pass this o!

yea swearie ours will be hotter than this one

See as my prick come stand for this hot sun because of pre wedding pix.devil get behind me you cant get me.

There basic problem is that they dont go to school.see her mooroon like face.

What if i say that,that great grand mother is turning me on,what will people say. ;DWhat if i say that,that great grand mother is turning me on,what will people say.

See as she be like something wa wan fly.

fourthworld:
Your genetically modified envy cannot stop good news from emanating the land of the rising sun. You should rather worry about the bleak future of your teens whose destinies has been channeled as usual towards motor parks and omoniles. I see heart attack loading as a result of envy

are you ok so because i stated my opinion has automatically turn me to a westerner.pls go back to school and learn basic comprehension.

deebrain:
Be quiet and come out of him!

u are lucky my other 2 accounts are ban if not i would have give you a befiting reply.

Hope they have kill the idiot already i no wan hear say him day police custody.

Just pray you dont have a room mate like me

deebrain:
be delivered in jesus name.

its you busybody that need deliverance.

Her mother is turning me on.

Chaiii na football everybody day enter,both those wa sabi and those wa get k leg.make una no go school go learn,very soon we will hear things like they have use us and dumb us.

All i know be say that woman go sweet and tight pass majority of this girls for nairaland.

Tex42:
Pervert! What is she turning on in u.

This one should be put under surveillance, he's on course to rape someone.

oga na lie abeg.